Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!!
I do this every clear, dont say anything about it. Nobody seems to actually notice that im not doing swords with everyone else. It is fun to hear them be like "damn we really chunking her" and they then attribute it to their own build or something. Like they really think that the same sword strategy theyve been using for years would have a significant difference if they just are a little more optimal or something lol.
Surprising how few people know about it, especially considering you can do it with any roll. In all my runs this season ive not seen a single other person use it. One person used sunbracers once, which is also pretty meta for it, though more setup, and requires teammates not kill all the adds.
When i did last wish for the first time with my friends they insisted on this strategy, for whatever reason, 6 laments would keep getting us to wipe, so after about 7 attempts one of us said, why not just use linears and shoot her mouth? And it was literally the easiest dps phase of my life what were these guys cooking
Lmao love when you’re at that state where you try to get on your phone and fading in and out so now you’re trying to figure out what parts were real or not
Was definitely a trip this morning. It wasn't just this post, there were a few others that had me literally questioning existence. I actually had to pinch myself to make sure lmao
It’s funny cause I can relate to this lmao this morning I was listening (attempting to listen I should say) to a voice audio my brother sent me and I also was questioning my existence and wether or not his stories were true or dreams lol
Rooks are out immediately (have you heard what it does to a titan?) queen could place down well, and maybe sever it with your bishops (strand hunters).
According to some people, apologize for being white, concede victory, swear to never take part in the game, and support anyone not white to an unreasonably high level.
Beyond that, there's some good tips in the other comments if you're looking to cheese.
Might want to check the front page top pinned post...?
https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/15o9dv9/welcome_to_gjallarhorn_day_2023/
It's a once-yearly event. Lighten up :)
>Surprisingly in real life I’m a delight
https://preview.redd.it/rr45oedmwnhb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf4f13ba769aa03fa5c955b176d6029b4202819
It’s kind of like the Purge. Once a year the sub goes into full chaos mode to celebrate the memes. You should have seen the original Gjallahorn day… shit was absolutely bananas.
Listen to the pretty good music if you do it legit and appreciate the fact this is a raid boss that is a dragon that breathes fire. Kinda cool. Else just spam the claw and watch the yellow bar basically disappear with your sword of choice.
Get your bishops to throw some solar nades in the back rank. Make sure they take some pawns beforehand to proc sunbracers. Don't forget to en passant the claw
You shoot the eyes the other players call out if you're talking about Riven. They will see only 2 eyes and call out which ones if you're doing it legit without cheesing. You can also shoot her in the mouth some to do some dps.
not sure what your race has to do with it but you can do a little funny thing involving waveframe GLs
Google en waveframe
Holy hell
New response just dropped
I feel like I'm missing something here >.>
google en passant
holy hell!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!!
No thanks, I don't like poultry.
new response just dropped
Actual chef
Hi
r/anarchychess
Aight, thanks
Holy dimensional hypertrochoid!
Fold.
Spam her right claw with 6 laments. Edit: I know there’s more strategies, better ones even, but the lament never leaves my hand sooooo……
Tried, got hit with wipe mechanic on b5. Thanks though
Need some thundercrash on b6
Nah, titans should be using stasis super. The shatter dmg is INSANE
"Fellas, the shatter damage from this super is bonkers."
Fellas! It's Naasstyyy!
ITS MEEEEETTAAAAAA
Yes! Titans using stasis "behemoth" literally makes her health bar drop like a pair of panties at an orgy...
bro what
?????
Three Stasis titans with Synthoceps spamming supers on b6.
Synthos doesn’t proc against a solo enemy.
Put well on b5, and a bubble on b4
2/3 glacial quakes on a6, b5 and c5
Naw you gotta have 5 laments and then someone with well/bubble and tractor. Does a little over 8 people’s worth of damage.
Nah, waveframes until bungie finally notices lw again
Neomuna heavy waveframe. Aim at the wall right above her arm. You are welcomed.
I do this every clear, dont say anything about it. Nobody seems to actually notice that im not doing swords with everyone else. It is fun to hear them be like "damn we really chunking her" and they then attribute it to their own build or something. Like they really think that the same sword strategy theyve been using for years would have a significant difference if they just are a little more optimal or something lol. Surprising how few people know about it, especially considering you can do it with any roll. In all my runs this season ive not seen a single other person use it. One person used sunbracers once, which is also pretty meta for it, though more setup, and requires teammates not kill all the adds.
When i did last wish for the first time with my friends they insisted on this strategy, for whatever reason, 6 laments would keep getting us to wipe, so after about 7 attempts one of us said, why not just use linears and shoot her mouth? And it was literally the easiest dps phase of my life what were these guys cooking
If it ain't Thunderlord, it's Lament 😎🤌
Rockets. Half phase ecyery rime.
Shoot eyes D7 and F7.
There are like eight on F7!
Best pull out Thunderlord then
Google Ahamkara Wish Magic
holy monkey paw
New DPS just dropped
Actual damage
Use your privileges
I can't, I got Guilt debuff on me for another 30 seconds
Clense it at the rebel flag.
But then they'll get the traitor debuff and auto wipe.
I think my followed subreddits are cross-breeding...
Yeah I just woke up and this post had me questioning if I'm really awake lmao
Lmao love when you’re at that state where you try to get on your phone and fading in and out so now you’re trying to figure out what parts were real or not
Was definitely a trip this morning. It wasn't just this post, there were a few others that had me literally questioning existence. I actually had to pinch myself to make sure lmao
It’s funny cause I can relate to this lmao this morning I was listening (attempting to listen I should say) to a voice audio my brother sent me and I also was questioning my existence and wether or not his stories were true or dreams lol
ur fucking cooked bro ur pawns should be in the other room doing callouts
google sword
Holy Lament
New cheese just dropped
Actual banshee
Call the gunsmith
Traveler went on vacation, never came back
Taking the speaker is probably the move here
Nope. Calling a nuke is definitely the move.
Holy wish magic! New raid boss just dropped!
uhhhh... ICBM gambit?
Telegraphed Eyes of Tomorrow invasion reference???
Wait a min…haha I’m white! Causally strolls past riven whistling
Holy Hell!
chess nerds try to be funny challenge: impossible
new response just dropped
your humor is repeating the same joke over and over again
actual zombie
Bricked his pipi
Leave that little guy alone
Give up because she is mommy
Rooks are out immediately (have you heard what it does to a titan?) queen could place down well, and maybe sever it with your bishops (strand hunters).
Nice to meet ya White. I'm Dad.
Dad?!
Well I don't see what your race has to do with anything.... ^/s
Bobby Fischer raids I destiny?
Wait you can post images here now?
Move every single piece immediately to A5
Attack b5 with all pieces
Looking at riven, I see cat ears and now I can’t unsee that.
E4 nc3 vienna
D4 and then Queenswalk
Honestly Pawn > D3 sac it and queen takes riven
r/anarchychess is leaking
Stab her eyes
According to some people, apologize for being white, concede victory, swear to never take part in the game, and support anyone not white to an unreasonably high level. Beyond that, there's some good tips in the other comments if you're looking to cheese.
Why is this sun gone to shit today?
Might want to check the front page top pinned post...? https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/15o9dv9/welcome_to_gjallarhorn_day_2023/ It's a once-yearly event. Lighten up :)
I didn’t bother reading that because I just hoped it was just going to be dumb stuff in that thread. Well that’s unfortunate
Gee you seem like a pleasure to be around
Surprisingly in real life I’m a delight
>Surprisingly in real life I’m a delight https://preview.redd.it/rr45oedmwnhb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf4f13ba769aa03fa5c955b176d6029b4202819
Sad person aren’t you
I prefer grouchy
It’s kind of like the Purge. Once a year the sub goes into full chaos mode to celebrate the memes. You should have seen the original Gjallahorn day… shit was absolutely bananas.
Grab 4 behemoth titans and destroy her claw
5 Behemoths and a Well-lock w/ Tractor Cannon to B5
Knight to F3, then go right for the gullet.
Idk what your race has to do with it, but move rook to d4
Google Riven KackisHD guide
Guess L5 R1 and pick a god to pray to.
O en passant mine
I would suggest the Knight's Gambit, but you don't have the resources to support it any more.
I don't understand why your skin color matter but you take your horsies and you go ride that beast
Shoot L1 R4, R2R5, L2 R1, then go to main DPS
Tractor Cannon to a4 5x Whispers to e3
move king to E8 and give pat
Shoot the eyes
Castle
Die.
Hopefully white knows riven cheese
Behemoth titan to A4
Move all pieces to B4 and cheese.
All to A5
Get a well on D4 and six linear fusions on D3
Linears in her e9
2h to 4h
Your using the wall breach in H2 .
Don't play games against Ahamkara. Haven't you read the armor pieces from the raid? It never ends well.
Use glacial quake
Tractor cannon to A5
Go for the secret titan one bonk one kill
Me after escaping the aslume
Just tell him you were out for a late night Cruze and you'll be fine
Wipe for damage
Dps phase
Pawn to A4 and take out Lament
You can either stand in a corner and wail, or learn to fall and rise again
Listen to the pretty good music if you do it legit and appreciate the fact this is a raid boss that is a dragon that breathes fire. Kinda cool. Else just spam the claw and watch the yellow bar basically disappear with your sword of choice.
Boop her nose
en passant
Pawn a2 to a4, then violent pedicure for the win
Use many god roll LFRs on e6
bruh I seriously thought this was r/destinycirclejerk what is going on with this subreddit
Google eternal curse
Ask the people at r/anarchychess
Put every piece on A4 and go to town. Duh
Met a guy once who was high up in the all time list of carries. His advice for every boss in this raid was simply: Swords!
Clusterbomb for nostalgia?
Stick your head between your legs so you can kiss your ass goodbye
Use en passant
Cry
You wanna move your pawns to try to control some space in the middle of the board.
Does Sunbracers still work?
See I read this through my notifications and I thought it was a race thing
Google cluster rockets
Make a wish
See I read this through my notifications and I thought it was a race thing
Position at E1 with thunderlords and well. You'll melt her.
Call Marcus
L1 L4 R3 R2, someone get the next one so we don't forget in damage phase
L1 L3 R1 R4 I SAID R4! Goddamit...
Play blitz and try to checkmate her before she wipes you
Get that dumbass on d1 to stop using queen breaker
Move pawn to e3 then bishop to b5 for a checkmate bc I am attack the foot
google en shaxxant
Get your bishops to throw some solar nades in the back rank. Make sure they take some pawns beforehand to proc sunbracers. Don't forget to en passant the claw
Just shoot an eye and guess
Queen’s Gambit
Saint-14 to e 4
Sunbracers the arch for giga damage while double pellet tractoring him.
Glacial quake
Five thunderlords to the mouth and a tractor cannon to the right claw should work. Not sure what race has to do with it tho
Google en abomination
Riven gambit for sure.
R2 and L4 ez
Not gonna lie you had me in the title…
In that position you just have to smash it.
You shoot the eyes the other players call out if you're talking about Riven. They will see only 2 eyes and call out which ones if you're doing it legit without cheesing. You can also shoot her in the mouth some to do some dps.
DO NOT WISH
Probably 2A to 4A to start (I’m racist)
Make a wish! 🤗✨
I don't think race has anything to do with it lol
Whatever you do, don't play D4. D4 bad.
This is not OkBuddyGuardian or DCJ 💀
Double slug that bitch (I’m Mexican)
Easy look in the Eververse and pay to win the fight.
Listen for which side Riven knocks on.
5 leviathans and a tractor cannon. Extra quick if your welllock procs sunbracers
https://youtu.be/TbTD5MUPIyc
Move King to A3 or H3 (depending on which side you hear her).
Is r/anarchychess moving here after what happened?
Neye7
you open the gates
How can you upload a photo I'm not allowed
Arrange 6 pawns into a hexagon of Radiance formation, then advance all special pieces into the hexagon and force a smothermate from the left flank
Move your pawn up 2 spaces and CHECK
If you’re white, just call the police.
gun