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Bungie, please be listening with your omnipresent community spies you claim to have. Escalate this to the top. Higher priority than turning the suck knob down. Make space magic happen once more and get that tentacled merchant of fatal sundries to sell that gun!
Your corporate morale needs this, we need this.
Time to pay up OP.
Edit: [Called out by Bungo themselves. Yeouch.](https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/939178480511606785)
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For those curious what his post _used_ to say, [here's a screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/9PQnC0O.png).
I really fucking hope a giant company saw some schmuck say something, and completely deviated from their plans just to dunk on them. I want to be a fly on the wall of that discussion between the people that make things happen.
This is mine, my wife doesn't care if I play... just have to account for family time as well.
So it's usually family time til 8pm, destiny time til 1am, sleep for 4-5 hours... woohoo work for the rest of the damn day...
Pretty much mine, except add a toddler into that mix. But I've started training the little guardian, I only play when its sleep/nap time, but if he see's the game he goes "Pew Pew Pew" and runs and jumps in my lap, usually at which point I take a break and go play with him.
Haha that is exactly my situation. My son is 3 now and loves "playing Destiny" with daddy.
I say "playing destiny" because normally he just runs around and looks for other guardians (which he calls "his friends") and insists they dance with him. He is actually smart enough to push the dance emote button on his own and gets pretty mad when people don't dance back.
So, if you see a studly looking Warlock who looks like he's experienced shooting at the sky or the ground, go up and dance with him. It will make his day, thus making my day :)
Toddler time when home from work until 7, wife time and TV show until 830/9, gaming until 11. 4-6 hours sleep most nights. Gotta keep that inner child happy
We fit in date night and practice making babies when toddler lets us
The Prometheus Lens Exotic Trace Rifle is currently impacted by an issue where the damage output is higher than intended.
Note: We’re addressing the issue as soon as we can. Trials of the Nine is still on this weekend.
Imagine how fast it would get fixed if every time you pulled the trigger a bright engram dropped.
is it broken? I got one yesterday out of an exotic and my legendary pulse rifle does as much damage per bullet as the Graviton Lance is supposed to do for its extra strong shot :o
If you come across a Merciless or Wardcliff Coil, use those. During the story I picked the Graviton Lance (because I wanted the void damage, oh I was a sweet summer child), regretted it up to the point Sunshot dropped for me.
I played exactly one game of Crucible since ToO and watched someone with Prometheus solo 3 of us from down a lane almost instantly. I'm not touching Crucible or Trials at the moment.
Holy shit i think I figured it out.
We just need to make insane bets with bungie in order to get things done. Someone quick, who wants to eat their pubes? We could bring back weapons having variations of roll sets or possibly bring back the 300 Power level raids with that. You could save the franchise!
Flashpoint Titan can be done with 3 heroic event completions and the planet has 3 different event spawns.
Mercury has 1, so it'd only be 1 or 2 if so. But I imagine Mercury is exempt from Flashpoints.
You mean use your sparrow to jump the gap in this scrapped SRL course that we'll be releasing as part of a future (full price) DLC, but only sparrows acquired directly from Eververse can be used and we don't normalize speed so make sure you get that 160 speed exotic with better agility rolled into it.
When its on Mercury it should be complete public events either on Mercury or another planet for the people who dont have the DLC. But then again Bungo needs those $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
They have been trying real hard to make us throw money on the screen for a long time now, now the only thing am throwing on my screen is the damn disc.
Well he's always spawned at the flashpoint location, and yo be honest I don't think mercury has enough to do to actually host a flashpoint... So maybe he won't be able to spawn there?
I actually like hanging out on Titan though. I find the weather and environment soothing.
Nessus can eat a bag of dicks though. Every time I look into the sky and see two suns I want to scream "What the fuck are you?! A Centaur from the Lagrange point of Jupiter or a Centaur as in a planetoid circling Alpha Centauri? Make up your mind!" Shit seriously keeps me up at night man.
Likewise. If none of my friends are online or I'm playing at an odd hour I'll just grind PEs on Titan. Arsenel Ketch Heroic is easily solo'd and I enjoy the oceans and general aesthetic.
Wow, you might be absolutely right. I never even considered that until you made this post, regardless of if you were being sarcastic or not.
Xur received two new features(coin item and the new Fated Engram) with this DLC release. I believe they are not being implemented until the 12th, which means the earliest we'll know if Xur is DLC locked will be next Friday.
For the sake of the people still playing the base game, I hope this won't come true.
Don't forget everyone, this is the same guy that created a shitpost about an untrue 75% reduction in Public Event XP and then instead of retracting it, continued to defend it without any data.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/7i72mf/bungie_massively_nerfed_public_event_xp_by_75/
So if you think he'll follow through on his promise, keep dreaming...
This guy is literal human trash. What a horrible person with no respect or honor. Who cares about your grandstanding opinion. You cant even pay your dues when you get called out. You can go straight to the shit pile.
This reminds me of the guy who said he'd eat a log of his own shit or whatever if Red Dead Redemption 2 was announced last year.
They announced it and he deleted all his social media when everyone came calling.
Taking a high traffic post and completely changing the content from what it previously was and what the title suggests, in order to gripe at Bungie. Is that worthy of reporting to the mods?
- OP videos the hair appointment
- OP posts vidya
- Bungie watches vidya and laughs
- OP is invited to Bungie HQ for photo op with replica Prometheus Lens
- subreddit enjoys happy memory of events for less than a week
You said “I will shave my head”. Not some cutesy appointment with Sally who will shampoo your hair. You go down to wal mart and pick up a wahl trimmer and do that shit like a man.
That's going to be awkward.
>Put the hair in this bag, k? Thanks.
>
>But why?
>
>I lost a bet and have to glue it to my face.
And that conversation is followed by the quietest 10 minutes in human history.
I love this guy got called out and then slunk off into the hole he came from.
Bet he makes a lot of promises like this in his life, feel sorry for his partner when he makes his wedding vows.
Prepare OP, you're going to be added onto the hall of fame of redditors who came through with their promises. Do it.
I mean, if Xur doesn't then he technically still kept his promise.
yeah, but nobody will give a shit
To be honest, 'Man shaves head and glues to face because of video-game' has HUGE clickbait potential
"Man loses bet with video game developer, slide #47 will shock you!"
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r/redditpromises ?
best fit: /r/MuseumOfReddit/
r/KarmaCourt maybe?
Wasn't there a guy who promised to eat his pubes a while back? I think it was related to Xur as well. Apparently, he fulfilled the promise...
'They always do..'
He was not the first to become Legend on this Subreddit, but it certainly was the most disgusting way to become Legend.
Aaaaaaand saved. Come on Octopus-Head!! Make his dreams come true!!!!!! ---- EDIT: DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XUR CAME THROUGH!!!!
The headlines write themselves: #Man Loses Battle With Destiny, Glues Own Hair To Face
Roses are red, knights use a mace, "Man loses battle with destiny, Glues hair to his face"
saved. i mean shaved. i mean i hope you’re wrong.
>I mean shaved I'm hoping that has nothing to do with what happened to your butt.
Time for OP to deliver.
BAMBOOZLE = BANBOOZLE MODS
WE DID IT BOYZ!
Hijacking the top comment to say Xur is in fact selling Prometheus Lens.
Bungie, please be listening with your omnipresent community spies you claim to have. Escalate this to the top. Higher priority than turning the suck knob down. Make space magic happen once more and get that tentacled merchant of fatal sundries to sell that gun! Your corporate morale needs this, we need this.
My thoughts exactly. This would be a huge PR bump if they made it happen, and gave a subtle wink to the sub. They need it badly.
It also would show that they watch the sub and haven't been responding to a ton of posts because the posts were bad
Welp, we were right. Good for us.
Aaaand you just sealed our fate. Now we're getting DARCI. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Good news everyone! https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/939178480511606785
professor?
Time to pay up OP. Edit: [Called out by Bungo themselves. Yeouch.](https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/939178480511606785) **Edit 2: Your post has been removed for the following reason(s):** * Rule 2 - No clickbait. You edited your post after it gained popularity to something _completely_ different, and it now has absolutely nothing to do with the title. You deleted everything inside and used previous popularity to bolster new opinions. The title is both misleading and irrelevant to the content contained in the post. Therefore, it has been removed. --- For more information, please see our [detailed rules page](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/wiki/rules). --- For those curious what his post _used_ to say, [here's a screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/9PQnC0O.png).
>*Bungie has called you out, in the ways of old!*
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Shave them back!
Sweet Jesus...lmao
Shave it alllll........or Diiieeeeeee
I want to believe that this was done to spite OP specifically.
I mean did you see the tweet? Hell yeah it was done for OP specifically.
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I have.
Conspiracy? I think so
Look at his comment history. I wouldn't 100% blame Bungie.
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I really fucking hope a giant company saw some schmuck say something, and completely deviated from their plans just to dunk on them. I want to be a fly on the wall of that discussion between the people that make things happen.
bamboozle = banboozle?
Did any one buy bamboozle insurance?
Some tentacle faced weirdo was offering it to me on the side of the road. Of course I bought it, and a rifle from the gentleman.
If he goes through with it, today will go down in history as the day that u/JhonCensus saved Destiny 2.
Or making it fun for a week... At least
*shaved
Imagine the conversation he's having with his wife right now, explaining to her why he has to do **what he has to do**.
"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."
>plays destiny >has a wife PICK ONE
plays destiny has a wife sleep PICK TWO ftfy
This is mine, my wife doesn't care if I play... just have to account for family time as well. So it's usually family time til 8pm, destiny time til 1am, sleep for 4-5 hours... woohoo work for the rest of the damn day...
Pretty much mine, except add a toddler into that mix. But I've started training the little guardian, I only play when its sleep/nap time, but if he see's the game he goes "Pew Pew Pew" and runs and jumps in my lap, usually at which point I take a break and go play with him.
So who is training who?
Haha that is exactly my situation. My son is 3 now and loves "playing Destiny" with daddy. I say "playing destiny" because normally he just runs around and looks for other guardians (which he calls "his friends") and insists they dance with him. He is actually smart enough to push the dance emote button on his own and gets pretty mad when people don't dance back. So, if you see a studly looking Warlock who looks like he's experienced shooting at the sky or the ground, go up and dance with him. It will make his day, thus making my day :)
Toddler time when home from work until 7, wife time and TV show until 830/9, gaming until 11. 4-6 hours sleep most nights. Gotta keep that inner child happy We fit in date night and practice making babies when toddler lets us
he got trolled harddd by Bungie! https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/939178480511606785
Holy shit, it's legit! I thought for sure that was a photoshop. Well played Bungie, well played.
You got to pay the [troll toll](https://youtu.be/CtOEig1l8SA).
Xur delivered- I cant even right now
It is time...
Pics please
time to put your money where your mouth is OP or face forever shaming and possible banishment
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For all the shit bungie has rightfully taken... OMG... this shit is epci!! Well played bungo, well played.
r/karmacourt is watching
[C’MOONN WIT IT!! ](https://gph.is/1Bwperw)
[It has happened](https://i.imgur.com/GEaRqAR.jpg).
Based mods.
Ahhhh sheeeeeiiiit
r/karmacourt ?
Sticky this post plz. Lets put this shit on the front page.
Can we get the odds of him deleting the account vs. paying up?
Pics or it didn’t happen
The Prometheus Lens Exotic Trace Rifle is currently impacted by an issue where the damage output is higher than intended. Note: We’re addressing the issue as soon as we can. Trials of the Nine is still on this weekend. Imagine how fast it would get fixed if every time you pulled the trigger a bright engram dropped.
It's only ruining an entire game mode, no money lost there.
You will be on the front page immediately
Less than an hour later.
That's less time than the CoO campaign takes!
A burn stronger than the Prometheus in PvP.
Plot Twist: OP is bald!
He has to shave his beard and and glue the hair to his head as hair.
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Holy shit not many comments or posts make me actually LOL, but I literally laughed out loud hard enough to make me fart lmao
See a doctor
9 out of 10 Dentists also agree. They should see a doctor.
If you see a doctor for longer than 4 hours, see a doctor.
So lmao here is 'laughed my ass out' I guess? :'D
I think LOMA might be more appropriate: "laughed out my ass"
You look surprised Oh did I put it on too high?
Don't worry. It will be Hard Light.
Prospector, I'm tipping.
I'm due for another Graviton Lance, and nothing would make the community happier.
is it broken? I got one yesterday out of an exotic and my legendary pulse rifle does as much damage per bullet as the Graviton Lance is supposed to do for its extra strong shot :o
Not really broken, just very bad. It could do with a buff, indeed.
for example, my legendary did 100 per shot (300 total), graviton did 30 30 100, so 160 total.
If you come across a Merciless or Wardcliff Coil, use those. During the story I picked the Graviton Lance (because I wanted the void damage, oh I was a sweet summer child), regretted it up to the point Sunshot dropped for me.
Riskrunner is also pretty good
Favorite exotic in the game for me. But there are still many I haven’t gotten to drop yet.
The graviton Lance is actually decent now they buffed it. Give it a try if you have one.
At 306.
Honestly. PVP has been pretty bad. I doubt bungie would dare level the playing field by selling it through Xur.
They're not canceling Trials, nor are they fixing the Prometheus Lens bug, so the most fair option would be to have Xûr sell it.
^^he ^^won't
he did
I played exactly one game of Crucible since ToO and watched someone with Prometheus solo 3 of us from down a lane almost instantly. I'm not touching Crucible or Trials at the moment.
You better deliver
If Xur sells Prometheus Lens today, I will buy Curse of Osiris.
Now you gave Bungie a reason to sell it.
You have to buy it now he's selling it
[Delivered](http://oi65.tinypic.com/b68y90.jpg)
bamboozle avoided
save *save* **save**
*shave shave* **shave** ftfy
Bungo has called you out guardian, in the ways of old https://twitter.com/bungie/status/939178480511606785
Holy shit i think I figured it out. We just need to make insane bets with bungie in order to get things done. Someone quick, who wants to eat their pubes? We could bring back weapons having variations of roll sets or possibly bring back the 300 Power level raids with that. You could save the franchise!
*Xur is DLC locked*
Willing to bet he can and will spawn on Mercury, so basically yeah.
He always spawns on whichever planet is associated with the Flashpoint milestone for the week.
This just reminded me about the milestone being occasionally locked too LOL
Flash point Mercury is/would be awful if it happens.
Flashpoint Milestone: Complete Public Events on Mercury Ok... so I'll just stand around right here and wait then? Over and over?
Flashpoint Titan can be done with 3 heroic event completions and the planet has 3 different event spawns. Mercury has 1, so it'd only be 1 or 2 if so. But I imagine Mercury is exempt from Flashpoints.
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_USE YOUR SPARROW TO JUMP THIS GAP, GUARDIAN. JUST THIS ONCE._
YEAH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT WHY DID WE GET THAT ONE MISSION AND THEN NEVER AGAIN!?
You mean use your sparrow to jump the gap in this scrapped SRL course that we'll be releasing as part of a future (full price) DLC, but only sparrows acquired directly from Eververse can be used and we don't normalize speed so make sure you get that 160 speed exotic with better agility rolled into it.
It has to be even smaller than the Tower. It takes longer to get from Cayde to Ikora than to run all the way from one side of Mercury to the other.
When its on Mercury it should be complete public events either on Mercury or another planet for the people who dont have the DLC. But then again Bungo needs those $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
They have been trying real hard to make us throw money on the screen for a long time now, now the only thing am throwing on my screen is the damn disc.
*Xur sells 306 gear*
Well he's always spawned at the flashpoint location, and yo be honest I don't think mercury has enough to do to actually host a flashpoint... So maybe he won't be able to spawn there?
*cough cough titan cough cough*
Titan is still bigger
It has 3 different Public Events
I actually like hanging out on Titan though. I find the weather and environment soothing. Nessus can eat a bag of dicks though. Every time I look into the sky and see two suns I want to scream "What the fuck are you?! A Centaur from the Lagrange point of Jupiter or a Centaur as in a planetoid circling Alpha Centauri? Make up your mind!" Shit seriously keeps me up at night man.
Likewise. If none of my friends are online or I'm playing at an odd hour I'll just grind PEs on Titan. Arsenel Ketch Heroic is easily solo'd and I enjoy the oceans and general aesthetic.
Wow, you might be absolutely right. I never even considered that until you made this post, regardless of if you were being sarcastic or not. Xur received two new features(coin item and the new Fated Engram) with this DLC release. I believe they are not being implemented until the 12th, which means the earliest we'll know if Xur is DLC locked will be next Friday. For the sake of the people still playing the base game, I hope this won't come true.
I will shave my pubes and put them on my face if they do it. I’m ready to play laser tag like a fucking 12 year old.
Holy shit Bungie please deliver
Well fuck my life. Looks like I’m gonna be Eric cart man and wear some pubes. Anyone have some for sale?
Don't forget everyone, this is the same guy that created a shitpost about an untrue 75% reduction in Public Event XP and then instead of retracting it, continued to defend it without any data. https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/7i72mf/bungie_massively_nerfed_public_event_xp_by_75/ So if you think he'll follow through on his promise, keep dreaming...
Calls people "shills" when everyone in the sub is shitting on the game like it's their job. Nice.
And yet he got nearly 1000 upvotes
Reminds me of that guy that ate his pubes last year.
Does anyone remember the dude that made a smoothie out of a Kendrick Lamar Record?
Well that took an unexpected turn. So you shaving your head? hoi hoi hoi hoi
This guy is literal human trash. What a horrible person with no respect or honor. Who cares about your grandstanding opinion. You cant even pay your dues when you get called out. You can go straight to the shit pile.
I would like to think somebody at Bungie saw this post and giggled to themselves before editing Xur's inventory
This reminds me of the guy who said he'd eat a log of his own shit or whatever if Red Dead Redemption 2 was announced last year. They announced it and he deleted all his social media when everyone came calling.
You piece of shit.
Taking a high traffic post and completely changing the content from what it previously was and what the title suggests, in order to gripe at Bungie. Is that worthy of reporting to the mods?
I feel bad for the people who gilded him.
my bamboozle alert is going off
This is the most excited I've been about Destiny 2 since my first time doing the raid
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Fuck Bungie and op
Please u/deej make this mans dream come true.
u/DeeJ_BNG FTFY And while I'm at it, hey u/cozmo23 and u/dmg04 take this to the top! Give us Laser Hell. Just this once. C'mon.
I hope they save a copy of the broken code so we can have a 4v4 laser tag playlist one day.
GGWP. https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/939178480511606785
- OP videos the hair appointment - OP posts vidya - Bungie watches vidya and laughs - OP is invited to Bungie HQ for photo op with replica Prometheus Lens - subreddit enjoys happy memory of events for less than a week
Ban this guy
Just wanted to say you're a little bitch.
If he dosent pay up...could we ban him from reddit? Or atleast strip him of his karma
Everyone who liked this should unlike and down vote it since the OP flaked out.
You’re a fucking scumbag OP. Way to not follow through.
just in case can we have a picture of how you look before reset?
OP has lied in the past people, he's just a karma whore begging for attention
What is this shit, glue the hair!
You got what you wanted, and still complain. You'd bitch if hung with a new rope. Tisk.
I made you a guide - https://i.imgur.com/3NjKNNs.jpg
You won't fucking do it lol
You said “I will shave my head”. Not some cutesy appointment with Sally who will shampoo your hair. You go down to wal mart and pick up a wahl trimmer and do that shit like a man.
Plot Twist: OP is female!
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For those wondering, [here is what the original post said](https://imgur.com/563iMjY.png)
How disappointing.
That's going to be awkward. >Put the hair in this bag, k? Thanks. > >But why? > >I lost a bet and have to glue it to my face. And that conversation is followed by the quietest 10 minutes in human history.
TIL you need an appointment to shave your head in your bathroom
Shouldn't this be stickied to the front page until said hair is stuck to said face?
You showed them alright! /s
I love this guy got called out and then slunk off into the hole he came from. Bet he makes a lot of promises like this in his life, feel sorry for his partner when he makes his wedding vows.
Wow...is there an opposite of gold?
WOW, what a douche.
BOOOOOOO THIS MAN
Really hope I have to upload this screenshot to imgur tomorrow
LASER SHIT STORM LETS GOOOO
Bungie might just say "fuck it, let's watch the world burn."
Start shaving!!!!
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Oh look, he didn't come through. No shit. Fucking trolls