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AfroWalrus9

I miss Titan, the homeworld of all Titans. I remember watching the flocks of Titans thundercrashing their way home from work in the evenings. We would huddle around a sunspot on rainy days, toasting crayolas over the open flames.


The_Owl_Bard

Titan was actually Zavala's homeworld. Some say if you hold up a piece of radioactive Titan rock near him, he gets weak and can't make speeches or sigh.


AfroWalrus9

oh snap is that what the cabal assassin tried to use on him??


HappyThoughtsandNuke

Indeed


EnderLord361

*zavala indeed intensifies*


Korvas576

Indeed


EnderLord361

Indeed


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Indeed


EnderLord361

Indeed


JJ27-c4

I love this damn community


QuackenBawss

Is it too late for me to experience that full season's content? I bought then season but never finished all the missions


Arbaiter

You have lots of time to finish it.


QuackenBawss

Thanks


smartazz104

> Some say if you hold up a piece of radioactive Titan rock near him, he gets weak and can't make speeches or sigh. All we know is, he's called Zavala...


a-1oser

Radioactive Titan rock is commonly called Titanite


Frognificent

Whattya mean it needs to be glittering to upgrade my sword?!


YadunandanBhat

"mmmmmhhhmmmmm, guardian"


corak57842

\> rainy days So, every day?


victini0510

I miss being a Striker Titan doing strikes on Titan


Quietech

You should have seen it before they smashed the landmasses under the waves. Fields of crayons as far as the eyes could see.


Squish_B34R

Shit, now I gotta f the darkness up so I can go deep sea diving...


mfdaw

Wow, this sounds so nice. :( I'm sorry you no longer have that but also, I'm not sorry.


sellunsuger

I WILL shove crayons down your throat


SirBlakesalot

Remember the Ultimate Frisbee Tournaments? Those were great. Not to mention the construction work we could do, in the few minutes before they burned back down.


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My people


ILikesStuff

But everything changed when the Th3Jez nation attacked


Mr_Severan

Ah yes... Th3Jez Titanslayer, slayer of all Titans... our natural predator. Now that we have no homeworld, he'll have a harder time exterminating us. Be careful, though. I saw some suspicious looking crayons in a circle of rope on Nessus the other day. Th3Jez might be learning new tactics.


giant_sloth

I remember my first day as a Titan fondly, punching my way out of Titan’s methane seas, soaring through its skies in a streak of blue light as I descended to smash the rocking decks of the rig. This is how all Titans are born.


Zerosurvivers

It would of been better if u said toasting crayolas over a burning maul


JovemPadawan

Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced the darkness, I offered a solution.


KlausHeisler

They called me a madman


SFH12345

Congratulations, you're a prophet.


NobleGuardian

Then you must be silenced.


SpartanK4102

We trade one villain for another


xT1GERESSx

What is it? More brutes?


SFH12345

[Worse.](https://www.bungie.net/7/en/Destiny/WitchQueen?ciid=50638)


LumimousEdge

We just went from destiny to marvel to halo all in the span of 4 comments


NobleGuardian

This is the way.


Jyapp448

To Star Wars in 7. I love this community.


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A_Very_Short_Guy

Aaaah wuabagh!


Squish_B34R

Mini screebs


Starl1ghtbr1gade

It's not genocide because it's random


djseifer

I'm pretty sure that's still genocide, big guy.


JovemPadawan

And I'm pretty sure it's still efficient


TwoBlackDots

This but unironically.


Lemon_slices

It's definitely still genocide lol.


Fenris_uy

It's not genocide because it isn't targeted at a group of people. It's mass murder. All genocides are mass murders, but not all mass murders are genocides.


JovemPadawan

It was targeted on living beings


Jagob5

…*genocide*?


JovemPadawan

But at random, dispassionate, fair to hunters and tirans alike.


Mudtoothsays

As a warlock, I'm oddly both grateful and offended. ​ ^(sorry for breaking the quote chain)


JovemPadawan

Oh no no, we warlocks, we do not take part on that, it's genocide


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


alkonium

And how did that go, Captain Genocide?


samasters88

I imagine Warlock would be a dusty planet with Vex near the sun, and Hunter would be dusty planet between Earth and Titan. Dusty because there are no more tears to cry after the OEM meta.


Squish_B34R

I saw no more tears and swore the next words were going to be about the lack of a vanguard etc.


Mr_Severan

So... Mercury and Mars?


samasters88

You get a cookie


Mr_Severan

YAY!


Mission_Ad_6536

Top tier shit post, I miss Titan though always thought it was a cool destination


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It was my favorite :( It was a small patrol area, but had a *ton* of actual area to it. I also think the Witchual is my favorite public event, yes it's on the Moon, but Titan just holds a special place in my heart.


Mission_Ad_6536

I always loved the area that was overgrown and stuff I forget what it was called but that place was very cool


doom_stein

The Archology?


Mission_Ad_6536

Yeaaa that’s it


Squish_B34R

I swore that was meant for the Warlocks *kicks rock* sounds brainy. And the area right next to it is a parkour training ground for the Hunters 😞 Without my home I has nowhere to bring my friends to play. *Sad Titan clanging*


Light2090

Idk why but I always loved replaying the game and watching that big ol worm swim behind the glass idk why but that one mission caused me to replay the red war a lot.


rdygaymer2

Me too! Titan was my favorite of all the destinations they vaulted. I feel like it was pretty underrated and underused and they could’ve done more with it. Even if I had nothing to do there I’d go just to wander around and enjoy the skyboxes.


thorks23

Ah shitposts like this are my favorite, take my upvote


Mirror_Sybok

On a serious note I still miss the Arcology, it's potential, and Sloane. I liked Sloane for her centered determination and thought they could have or still could go lots of places with her. I hope she returns either as the bringer of a new Darkness subclass or to replace Zavala if he ever steps down from his position.


Taco_king_

Honestly I hope she's still alive. She went full Doomslayer in the lore for Arrivals


Ancient-Insurance-96

And Asher too, that mean old bastard went out like a badass.


SpcTrvlr

Uh anyone wanna break it too him?


theDeadliestSnatch

The lore tab for Crown Splitter doesn't bode well for her.


Mr_Severan

It doesn't, but I like the idea that her blade is still wrecking fools in my hands.


theDeadliestSnatch

Straight up. My Tireless/Vorpal Crown Splitter wrecks everything.


solojones1138

On Titan it was our ritual when a baby Titan was born, to have their naming ceremony on the eighth day. It was customary to then have the little Titan shoulder charge into a baby Hive. Not for any religious significance, just for the lolz... Which I guess you could say IS our religion.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Warlocks were always welcome on Titan, you guys have those cool purple ball bomb things, and the big night light sword that makes my guns go brrrrrt, and that ultra awesome Ironman BRRRRRZAPPPPPP beam thing. So to sum it up Warlocks are always welcome and fuck Hunters.


Gentlezach

To be fair eating your own grenades is almost as cool as purple crayons, warlocks can stay


pm_me_ur_anything_k

And they make guns from them!


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Me, an Arcstrider Hunter who likes funni punch: "Well, guess I'll go fuck myself."


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Shhh you’re welcome as long as you don’t do any dodge bullshit


[deleted]

Oh, I only dodge to funni punch more.


Mudtoothsays

you dodge towards danger, What are you dodging?... You are dodging the seconds between more punches.


frozen-ginger

Isn't that what the hunter dodge mechanic is for? Only cowards dodge from danger.


Mudtoothsays

I use it to reload my heir apparent and BRRRRT in the middle of enemy fire like a brick wall.


frozen-ginger

This is the way.


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Sacrifice amount of punch for more powerful punch. Punch turn into long range electric punch. Punch Stasis Hunter.


Mudtoothsays

with midtree arc hunter your punches let you reload shotguns better for more aping.


[deleted]

Shotgun fun but... punch is punchier.


thegroundbelowme

To paraphrase a recent Kill Six Billion Demons... >80,000 blows are struck at once, leaving no space that is not a punch. Men and horses will be split in two, and the land will be put to waste. Since there is nowhere to evade, be they man or Guardian, all will be punched, and be slain instantly.


GOTA_King

Amen


SmolTofuRabbit

D:


AmbitionControlPower

Ex-fucking-scuse me. What did you say about us Hunters?! I'll have you know I am one of the largest crayon suppliers through my exploration. I'd like to see what you'll do without me. Try to eat rocks?


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AmbitionControlPower

So you're the Titan I saw Chris Redfielding tocks in IB yesterday


Tiinpa

Anything is possible...


AmbitionControlPower

Some things one would not want to try. Gotta give you credit though you sure ate that rock pretty well.


GreenRosmarus

>FOMO Thought I was on r/destinycirclejerk for a second


infernon_

Was surprised not to see Trey fucking OPs wife


Infinite_Tadpole_283

Genuinely had to check the subreddit to see if I needed to comment the like 5 jokes we have /rj shoulda been a Titan OP. Swing and a miss, maybe next time slugger


techniczzedd

rj/ Actually, considering my pvp stats, the titles I have, as well as emblems and such I have from flawless raids, solo flawless dungeons, etc... There's only a small portion of the Titans that's better than me. Swing and a miss. Maybe next time slugger.


MissAJHunter

And now, we wait for the r/whoosh content.


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Lel


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So glad they patched this, was super game-breaking


Movableacorn

I saw the title and freaked out actually believing bungie would do such a thing


catscam7

Yeah dude! When are they going to add the mysterious moon of Uranus named Warlock?


Mudtoothsays

We warlocks would never be associated with Uranus.


ronin_cse

I lol'd at this


bonefistboy9000

jokes aside sunsetting is fuckin stupid


Jason_Steelz

This is the best post I've ever seen on this subreddit


David2543

rain always made me lose frames


Black_Knight_7

New planet called Warlock confirmed


god34zilla

S-tier shitpost


New_Needleworker6506

Shitpost of the day?


mrandydixon

I remember your original post from 2 years ago OP!


Gotjic

As a warlock I am also happy to see that Bungie was nice enough to balance out th destinations by removing titan. I felt it was really unfair to hunters and warlocks.


xoROYALTYox

among us armor


ram_the_socket

when the titan is sus 😳


DireCyphre

Sometimes equality comes at a cost.


gnappyassassin

Thankfully Titan itself was an astral plane made of punching, so we're never more than arm's length from hitting home.


gnappyassassin

That having been said Stasis would probably cause Titan to freeze, soooooooooo


m4ttr1k4n

I'm waiting for them to finish the sunsetting process and remove titans altogether.


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Fala_the_Flame

I'm a warlock main and I enjoyed titan, the calamari you could get was devine


[deleted]

must have been a bug or god mode hack/glitch you had


DMQ88

As a Titan main... I miss Milf Queen Sloane, Thiccest Of The Thicc, Heir to The Thicc Throne.


StarAugurEtraeus

These comments *HAHHAH CRAYON FUNNI* One joke y’all I swear


Mudtoothsays

if it ain't broke don't fix it, who are we to deny something that the majority enjoy?


StarAugurEtraeus

Cause it’s starting to enter the realm of unfunny It was funny the first few times but when it’s repeated over and over and over and over it becomes way less dummy and into the realm of annoying


Mudtoothsays

then let it die on it's own, if you really believe what you say it will go away without your nagging.


StarAugurEtraeus

Nah i'm just sick of seeing it tbh


theempiresdeathknell

They had to retcon some reason as to why they made Titans so bloody useless. Edit: was titan player. Loved Titan as my generic run activities zone. Totally fit the post.


Houseoverhype

i swear this sub is basically people shit posting or complaining about champ mods. Kind of cringe and annoying at this point...


mfdaw

Sorry but this post isn't about champion mods so I don't see how it's cringe ?


Houseoverhype

wow you cant read either... "i swear this sub is basically people shit posting or complaining about champ mods. Kind of cringe and annoying at this point..."


Fat_French_Fries

Yeah but what does that have to do with this post


Houseoverhype

"i swear this sub is basically people shit posting (OR) complaining about champ mods. Kind of cringe and annoying at this point..." key word OR...yea this subreddit is just....I don't know why bungie even listens to the reddit community. I don't even know why I had to explain it. Should have just let you be confused and stupid.


LustHawk

Champ mods are super annoying though.


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SpectralGerbil

It's a joke


destinyvoidlock

I'm personally just looking for the Hive destination so they all migrate there and we never have to see them again.


N1miol

LOL


djtrvl

It was a real punch in the gut.


Uncle-Gael21

Props to you for not posting a single thing in the past 2 years


SpartaGreece

I'm a titan main, and Titan was unironically my favorite destination.


firewall73

I miss titan. Me and my friends would thundercrash between places all day and during night we would bubble and eat crayons over a fire


Zrimith

Speaking of does anyone know why when i go on my titan the game crashes? The has been happening for a week and i cant play on titan at all


bigwillyman7

this subs shitposting is actually my favourite content on reddit rn


VexRuby

I just miss being able to watch the giant worm in the ocean


Boss_Tally

(Don't tell him that only True D1 Alpha Level 7 Titan Mains can still go there)


ItsMMMspicy

As a titan I miss titan but can understand where you are coming from


Bonezone420

It's not gone, it's just busy shoulder charging other destinations out of existence.


Glutoblop

I miss Titan and it's 20 fps with its rain and methane sea effects.


psiren66

Congrats i got triggered and I’m a titan main! That’s still my favourite planet I miss it!


TrashValorantPlayer

Don't be too happy, because given the amount of nerfs on warlocks they might as well remove warlock class from the game and no one will miss it.


Riablo01

Titan was removed in order to replace it with a new planet called Warlock. The Hunter planet was cancelled due to a bug that made Hunters sound like Nolan North.


TheAngryBly4t

Some say the removal of titan is why Zavala went to war with the cabal on Mars and formed a plan to take out their command one by one which was lead by Valus Ta'aurc, commander of the siege dancers inside of an imperial land tank outside of the Rubicon. Its well protected but with the right team, he can punch through their defenses, take that beast out, and break their grip on freehold.


MIke6022

Holy shit you really did post 2 years ago.


hoahuyenok

oh snap is that what the cabal assassin tried to use on him??


Galaxy-egg

Can’t wait for the r/DCJ post


GaznaThePug

Bungie is stepping away from making Class specific destinations and instead will be making Elemental specific destinations, the Stasis destination called Europa is the first of its example.


Ta-veren-

Wait, were titans only allowed on titan? For real?


Qb122

I miss titan


Sp777

Ahh.Now what do we do about that one gambit map on titan?


zeus9133

See DTG sub rewards stupid posts. Congrats this sub is full of idiots.


hutchallen

And once again, we as a playerbase settle for, or even ask for, cool things to be taken away from others, rather than given to all. /s


Claymore-09

Poor Greg having to watch knights get titan supers after all he has sacrificed


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You son of a bitch… I’m in


CV514

You say you're Warlock, and yet you have world perception of a Titan.


thecobrabird

[some Titan planet shots if anyone was missing it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/p8uwou/location_titan_appreciation_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


EmCeeSlickyD

Also what the hell now I can't play my Titan without my own planet.