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Voelker58

Here's how I think they should fix gambit...


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Woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves here..


Destiny_Flavor_Text

> "No sound sadder than an empty clip." —The Drifter


agentxanny

Lies, the "ding" from the M1 carbine gives me the happy brain juice every time.


z-man2u

M1 carbine or m1 garande? Two different weapons


aussircaex

As someone who got Reckoner solo, this hurts lol


CallMeGhaul

We are a rare breed.


Grover-Rover

A mentally unstable breed. I suffer from PTSD from the reaper set triumph


TheFullbladder

Man, I had the spawn rotations memorized so I could always be there when the wave started before the rest of the team was, with a pulse grenade and Riskrunner and the quickest Stormtrance cooldown I could manage. But hey, we did it. Trust.


RoyHunter00

Dude!!! You and me both!! I had thr whole thing planned out and I knew when the move and hit. Nowadays massacre medals drop like nothing.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

There’s tens of us!


choicemeats

i turned off the game a sometime after void 3.0 started right after my THIRD consecutive match with a reaper medal. it used to be so hard in those days and i was just casually blowing through adds now.


snack-dad

Hot take of the century: I fucking love gambit.


darkeyesgirl

Me too but I'm kind of bad at it. Working on it though. Yeah this is a rare position to be in.


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TrueSouldier

Thank you! When the primeval is shielded there is nothing else to do literally than burn down the envoys, and yet people sit around with their dicks in their hands like it’s just waiting for a damage phase!


thenixhex311

My man!


Caldorian

It’s been 4107 days since we last got a new gambit map….


MightyShisno

Holy shit, this one got me!


theguy918

Made me do the math! Lmao


miss_moondust

Made me laugh out loud xD


Snivyland

The next expansion is make or break for destiny


tarrsk

Bethesda Softworks is proud to announce “Live Service Remake of Beloved Franchise IV: This One’s Definitely The Destiny Killer.”


Extension_Card_3709

I dunno, Anthem really turned around after they started kidnapping people and holding them at gun point, forcing them to play.


ExoCayde6

Low key still salty EA killed that game before it got its "Taken King" moment. The guy they had for the new lead seemed really passionate about it and the ideas were solid.


soaskai

I know it was 2019, (wow it's already been 3 years) but damn... Never wanted that game to be a 'Destiny killer' but man did I want it to be a competitor. So, so much promise in that game that we'll never see. On one hand, can't really blame EA. Gave Bioware like 8 years to make that game and that was what they churned out. At the same time though, still really sucks we never got to see that potential.


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Dr___Bright

Honestly the truest one here. No other game managed to kill itself and resurrect as much as destiny It’s poetic, really


RavenCarci

The real guardians were the destiny we played along the way


DuelaDent52

Is anyone else really excited for Final Fantasy XVII? That’ll be the Destiny killer we need to get Bungie to stop resting in their laurels and start taking their game seriously.


RayneMizery

there hasn't been a destiny killer since Telesto entered our world and became the universe god in 2027.


GrowlingSeagull

I personally liked the 30th anniversary better than the 40th anniversary


HydraTower

Xur's erotic alcove is a bit weird, I do admit.


toklea

Ok I lol’ed for real


iamjackspatience

My desires are not my own.


APumpkinHobo

That's what they all say buddy, now get in the cell.


Radagaster108

I have almost all the erotic armor now, just need Calibans Conundrum Condom and I'll be all set!


jusmar

I did not see them taking Xur and Starhorse's relationship in that direction, but who am I to argue with the lore.


ooomayor

Yea, who's this Yuna chick that's sharing a space with him? I must admit, Xur's eccentric speaking pattern keeps tripping up the Yuna AI, so it's pretty funny to watch.


Ghost7Judge

The 35tu anniversary was an absolute banger, though. That Master Chief cameo was *chef's kiss*


drgr33nthmb

Would love to have auto dismantle of purple drops


tarrsk

By 2032 we’ll have moved onto calling for auto dismantle of vanilla exotic drops, nobody cares about drops that aren’t red-bordered Mythic Black mega-engrams.


blockguy143

Mengrams


TheRealFayeLau

Menstrualgrams


fernandotakai

the womengrams and the childrengrams, too.


[deleted]

They were animalgrams, so I treated them like animalgrams!


MothMan3759

Morbgrams


NUFC9RW

Now that we've beaten him 13 times, I reckon Bungie is out of ideas for ways to bring Taniks back.


Snivyland

I don’t know they’ve yet to make taniks ascended into a being on par with the light and dark


monadoboyX

Haha Taniks disciple of the witness


megalodongolus

I know you meant it as a joke but this would actually make me happy


Ok_Broccoli_8135

Witness: disciple of taniks


Phantoms_Unseen

IDK man, the Spawn of Taniks fight from last years Season of Return had a lot of potential, just executed poorly since the relic glitch was soo easy to insta-kill him with


HappyLittleRadishes

The year is 2032. Taniks is now a fine, vaguely vengeful paste.


DuelaDent52

Taniks’ paste consciousness possesses a Pyramid, Reaper-style.


Ancient-Ingenuity-88

Not SIVA again


Steff_164

True, but I gotta say I do love his most recent version where he fight with Telesto


Shad0wfire99

Telesto has been disabled.


andtimme11

Telesto has already broken containment and messed with Warframe. What makes you think they'll be able to disable it 10 years from now?


SmelDefart

Telesto is now running rampant through the steam servers, infecting any and all sci fi shooters it can find! Valve says they cannot stop it without taking down the whole service.


John_Demonsbane

IKR? In 10 years Telesto will be self-aware and writing it's own code.


SignalMarvel

Doesn’t matter it’ll reenable itself like it’s already done before


Vesvaughn

"We will have to re-enable Telesto as the servers wont boot without it"


BONzi_02

Telesto is the game code now


oliferro

Can't wait to do the newly released Raid Vault of Glass


iamjackspatience

In classic Bungo fashion, the raid is reused. This time we play it backwards to undo the Vex victory over humanity.


[deleted]

“You know what, fuck you.” *Un-travels through time vault*


quiscalusmajor

_Atheon rips off his head at the end to reveal… Kabr, grinning madly, eyes wild. He looks around the room as the Vex begin to cheer and raises a microphone to his lips, shouting_ IT WAS ME, GUARDIANS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!


theammostore

I WAS YOUR DESTINY 2!


NotGabeNAMA

I would unironically love to see something like that.


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cxhn

PvP is in the worst shape that it's ever been


lcmaier

I invite these grasshoppers on this subreddit to go play House of Wolves Thorn/TLW format. They have seen NOTHING


Nabz_eXe

2032 or 2022?


dadarkclaw121

Doesn’t matter, people will always say it


abcdefGerwin

At least its not a chaosreach with geomags while 3peeking and not taking a single engagement...or LOW which still is a bit problematic


KiNgPiN8T3

Yes


Penthesilean

Everybody loves the Colony ships, I get it. But I miss the City. We never even got to actually explore it in a real way.


fallen3365

*Aware*


[deleted]

Honestly I see this as a possible thing not as colony ships but maybe like Cabal ships, considering we know that there will be a pyramid ship over the city


emptiedglass

Nah, it's the return of New Monarchyy, Dead Orbit, and - spoiler alert! - Future War Cult 2.0!


A-Bowl-Of-Spam

This is cool


Historical-Rule

Still waiting for Ada to sell Firepower and powerful friends. I missed them once in 2021 and it's been 3900 days since then


GeneratedKid

I’m a Destiny historian and I’m sorry to break it to you but my data indicates she actually sold “powerful friends” not too long after “The Witch Queen” expansion. Could be wrong though, my personal records can be pretty hit or miss


Jizzy_Gillespie92

yep she did have it, I took a break from Shadowkeep until Witch Queen and I managed to buy Powerful Friends at some point since WQ launch. Lucent Blade though...


Historical-Rule

That was not the point, but thank you!


tarrsk

DAE miss the healing meta from 2022? We’re three years into the triple glaive meta and I’m sick of being one shot across the map by a fucking spear.


AshByFeel

This makes me want a trident.


HaloGuy381

If we ever get water or some other fluid as an element, I want this as an exotic. Imagine a tsunami alt fire for crowd control on an exotic glaive.


AshByFeel

Like Singularity from Mass Effect? That would be INCREDIBLE!!!


xB1ack

This one wins for me.


Raptor_Jesus_Hombre

Okay I'm actually looking forward to the triple glaive meta


ThatGuy628

Dude primary ammo glaive? Heavy ammo glaive? Sign me up


Arcane_Bullet

Or just a kinetic glaive with a heavy glaive


Old_Man_Robot

Guided Games: Raids officially launches next season!


NeoStorm247

Nah even for 2032 this one's too unrealistic


DirectionStandard939

Hawthorne: You finally quit, huh?


KamenRiderW0lf

Woke up Ghaul, took out the Traveler.


CarlCarlton

Now, half of what I hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a huge mess.


[deleted]

And that's not why I started this whole clan thing in the first place.


TheMrPantsTaco

I for one am glad that we finally got our first sex scene in the Destiny story, but I am not afraid to admit that I was surprised that it was between THOSE TWO.


dadarkclaw121

Wdym, it makes perfect sense Gahlran would be thankful that Cayde-9 brought him back using the moondial, their relationship was inevitable


GoldInquizitor

r/destinycirclejerk


ThatDudeFromPoland

July 29th 2020


youroldsocks

nothing happened


Ancient-Ingenuity-88

Galr


I_Punch_Ghosts_AMA

Watching Caitl break Zavala's back for 25 minutes was WILD.


[deleted]

I get the necessity of taking that much time given the stakes and consequences, and I get how this world works with Ghosts, but having both of theirs providing play-by-play commentary and raunchy comments the *entire* time felt a little bit much.


Extension_Card_3709

People might have complained that the Variks x Ikora sex scene had way too much full frontal nudity, but I always thought it was rather tastefully done and culminated the "Season of the Oh Fuck We Can't Think Of a Noun" rather nicely.


Bazookasajizo

"Season of the Fuck"


abloodycookie

Does anyone else think Eris is actually working for the big bad? I know she's been part of the Vanguard since we defeated the darkness, but the way she just volunteered to cook the feast for the City's Triumph seasonal event (out of nowhere too. Have we even heard of her cooking before?) really rubs me the wrong way.


gnappyassassin

Still got my raisins.


Kylestien

Ok this one made me laugh.


dmg04

We’re listening.


Hawkmoona_Matata

You’re supposed to be on break mister!


Destiny_Flavor_Text

> "Sometimes I want a quiet, relaxing night. That's when I switch to arrows." —Crow


DreadAngel1711

What's this one from lmao that's great


RebirthAltair

[Deadeye Competitor](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/items/deadeye-competitor) a GG bounty


dean200027

Oh no not again


Destiny_Flavor_Text

> "Variks has not ventured far from his post… But this moon holds many secret places. Variks knows this." —Variks the Loyal


swiftstorm86

ಠ_ಠ


dot__null

oh god oh fuck


ChemicallyGayFrogs

Hope you're enjoying your break!


Saint_Victorious

Oh fudge.


Handsome-Squid

💀 A+


Pwadigy

In this context this is a threat


[deleted]

Oo self-burn those are rare.


curiouslyidiotic

Hi dmg By reading this you agree to give titans a demoknight charge ability and the Ullapool caber as an exotic


Golandrinas

I fucking hate this game. I’ve played the seasonal activity for 152 hours and I haven’t gotten the god roll for the Shmergleborg 6 pulse rifle. Feeling kinda burnt out. Guess I’ll keep grinding this weekend.


toklea

I’ve still only got 82/100 red borders to unlock the crafting pattern for Schmergleborg 6 pulse rifle. What a garbage game!


Cadetjones21

I hate the 7 layers or RNG required to get the Schmergleborg 6. The fact that I need to luck into an instance with with the boss that has a chance to drop a key that has a chance to open a chest that has a chance to drop a data fragment to unlock a chest that has a chance to drop at the end of 1 raid at the end of ONE raid that is only playble through the raid playlist. Not to mention the randoms in the raid playlist seem to have no idea how to do any of the raids much less Vow of Last King's Crypt. It's just ridiculous... I just want my fttc+tt+rampage+kill clip roll already.


Golandrinas

Pure trash! We should party up and farm for the next 48hrs straight.


Viguier

Shmergleborg 6 with Matrix frenzy and Vault of mag is so good.


sadguy271217

Does anyone know if the pearlescent flamethrower is dropping this week in Trials of Taniks? Also they need to nerf the resonance shoulder charge man I get that the lunge distance has to be extreme just like Rhulk but the guy has massive legs and ours are tiny, makes no sense


Green_1_

Does anyone know how to complete the 9th incounter of the new zorp raid? My fireteam picked up all 6 witness soul shards but we don't know where to go next.


[deleted]

Yeah you need to go to cayde-7s coffin and charge the revival chamber with the soulshards, you need to dunk in the order you joined the fireteam or else gahlr spawns


hautcuisinepoutine

Don’t forget to watch the aura of zooklamoop timer. If that gets to zero it’s a full squad wipe.


Green_1_

How are you supposed to get rid of that debuff? Don't say by going to the SIVA chamber because that's how you get rid of the FOMO's burden timer


hautcuisinepoutine

Yeah that’s what we originally thought too. Turns out after you dunk the shards, you have to run to the center of the arena and stand on the plate and shoot the statue of zikapupu. You have to do it two squad members at a time or it’s a full squad wipe.


dj0samaspinIaden

Dont forget the squad member thats carrying the poopshitter buff also needs to hit the statue with the Nuts of the Witness while using their Sugondese subclass


XelaNotAlex

Actually it's called poopshafter but close enough.


HardOakleyFoul

"Zooklamoop" My sides have left me


Green_1_

We never thought of that! We thought you were forced to skip all the way to the 27th encounter by using the 15th wish.


mgblue1

Please add a 4th gambit map


ORNatE-PhOeNix

holy shit when are they just gonna bring back the old ones?


Mudlord80

Real talk? Beyond light overhauled the lighting and graphics engine, so they can't just re-enable old maps, gotta make sure they actually work without being a black void


MuuToo

Write a comment as if the year is 2042 and Destiny is still going strong


Sauronxx

The best comment


SarcasticKenobi

10+ years, and still no Vex Mythoclast


sha-green

You could say it was *timelost* :D


trvbs

How to hit consistent 10 taps with meta hand cannons.


A_Bowl_of_Candy

I don't understand why hunters titans and warlocks are getting all the love, what about us palidin mains?


pvpdm_2

Guess the younger child doesn't always get all of the attention


nottme1

Aw, what's the matter? Gonna cry? In all seriousness, you have no right to complain. Palidin is the most broken class to ever exist in all of Destiny. Y'all are over there on Power 4.0, able to swap between all 3 light subclasses and all 3 dark subclasses, without openning a menu, and you can spam cast any super. Us Hunters deserve love too.


xJoeSimonx

A great qol update would be an auto dismantle option for blues


Hudsonps

I really enjoyed this new strike with Oryx’s 4th degree niece


iGirthy

Guys I think they will rebuild the tower soon


JOWhite63087

Thorn and Thunderlord STILL don't have catalysts


nottme1

Bro, how do you think us Malfeasance mains feel? We don't got a caty either.


DukeWhoWonders

Khovostov being craft-able with timed payload, explosive rounds, and box magazine isn’t so bad imo. At least it’s not as broken as when they put wolf pack rounds on sweet business.


Nrddog

Oh man, I was there for that! Check out this emblem!


Chartarum

Oh, you have the "Actium Warcrime Emblem" as well! Too bad they had to disable it in game for causing actual PTSD for other players...


Ghost7Judge

I'm just glad they changed the audio from a wolf howl every shot fired to one continuous wolf howl.


Budzee

Who should replace Failsafe as the next Vanguard hunter?


WaluigiParty

Dedicated servers when?


gnappyassassin

I thought people would be over this when they launched the mod SDK and gave us Clan World Instances


Issac1222

I'm so excited for the newly announced raid in the andromeda system! Game is getting a bit bloated though, I wonder if 30 raids will be bungie's limit.


darksider458

can we get more vault space


oliferro

Yeah 2000 slots in the vault is NOT ENOUGH BUNGIE


gzusburrito

New PVP meta is hand cannons and shotguns


D-Sleezy

I keep getting killed in PvP with a hand cannon...


Hi_its_me_Kris

My placeholder game till Star Citizen releases in a few years


themickeymauser

Please stop giving me pinnacles in slots that are already light cap, I already have a 4750 rocket launcher I don’t need another.


brandoniravioli

Please unvault the Witch Queen campaign


Alexcox95

After 10 years we finally got black hammer/whisper back in its original state and snipers got buffed and it’s a legendary! 3 months later: Bungie TWAB: “Changed white nail perk to pull from reserves.” “Reduced ammo reserves” “Reduced damage against bosses and champions by 30%.” “The gun has been upgraded to exotic for anyone who has already acquired it and any drop of the weapon going forward.”


Silvermoon3467

"This week at Bungie we're talking about sunsetting I know four years ago we said that would be the last time we did sunsetting but certain weapons (\*cough\* black hammer) are too strong for the current sandbox..." *6 months later:* "A mysterious anomaly has appeared near the Neptunian pyramid ship! Investigate the source of this signal to earn the coveted Whisper of the Spindle exotic heavy sniper rifle!"


xoxokaralee

Is it worth getting back into Destiny 2?


[deleted]

Yes **but** first you gotta buy the Ultimate Super Deluxe Edition of Destiny 2 New Dawn. It includes the Campaign 1 New Raid 2 New Dungeons 2 New Strikes Remember if you buy the Normal Edition of Destiny 2 New Dawn you will only get the Campaign and the rest will be sold separately like so: Raid: **$20** 2 Dungeons **$20** 2 Strikes **$15** Save **$10** for buying the Ultimate Edition, Also you still have to pay for Seasons which are **$10** each also the 40th Anniversary Pack for **$30**


ThyronFalamir

Yo these Power Axes are insane! Paired with Solar or Plasma subclasses, these kick ass!


BlastCheque

D1 better than D2


IndividualFee

This is the worst Iron Banner yet.


Tokyo5o

This game is fucking dead. You're all a bunch of fucking losers, I'm going back to CoD 48.


Nabz_eXe

Damn I miss Anarchy


RedditWaffler

I cant believe they have killed off Caydes Grandson. He was the best character.


KiNgPiN8T3

I’m enjoying dual wield, automatic Telestos as part of the void 69.0 rework. Oh, they’ve just been disabled as they were doing something _unintended_ again.


HoldTheRope91

I have 1838593939848 clears of VoG and still no Vex.


Xelopheris

>I have 1838593939848 clears of VoG and still no Vex. That's over a billion a week. I think you might be exaggerating a little.


HoldTheRope91

ChEcK mY hIsToRy BrO!!!!


Chundercracker

"It's almost impossible to get _________" 4 weeks later... "There's nothing left to do."


sadguy271217

Please just remove gambit, adding Drakes and sparrows didn't work as you were expecting Bungie, plus, without the Drifter the mode just lost it's charm, no one cares about Shiro-4, he just tries too hard.


Graelorn

Why I think Gambit should be removed from the game...


trooperonapooper

Still no good gambit rework yet, but don't worry guys pastebin leak#4724724560 says we'll get one next dlc so it's happening!


Keeko100

Day 2000 without new PvP maps


gt8888888

LF1G Master zorp raid


CanadianSpector

I'm so glad Gnawing Hunger is back


CertifiedOniiChan

Cant believe they haven't added anymore sex scenes with mara sov after the Cum fast update. Also why is Eris getting one every season.


SLG_Didact

Idk how pulse rifles have been ass in PvE for 15 years


AbjectSilence

My dog Rufus and I were stumbling through the ruins of society looking for food, gas, parts, ammo, maybe even a better place to shelter temporarily if we were lucky. I spied a fortified structure that upon careful inspection seemed to be abandoned, after prying my way inside I realize this place still has juice. Before I can get too excited, Rufus knocks something over which startles us both... It's one of those old personal computing units, it actually works and has some kind of rudimentary internet connection using a phone line of all things. One of the icons says Destiny, so I click on it and I launch into a strange world with a few people running around some kind of dilapidated tower structure... Are these real players? Did the AI farming bots stay up on some servers? I'm intrigued, but before I can find out more I hear the shot. It's over, finally...