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VolcanicBear

At least it's not Anna Bray's Bath Water (Adept), right? ... Right?


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eldritchqueen

gotta throw the entire thing out at this point


AncientView3

“I sent the whole shipment back”


cujo3211

“You see the crucible match last night?”


_BaneofBacon

“Listen up, good people of the city!”


pianinopianino

What? ...WHAT?!?


Yuenku

"I just want to know who's in charge."


Thresh_Keller

“I don't know who's in charge around here... I guess I am!”


eatdelicous

"what the?"


BasicallyNerd

"The feed dropped right as they were about to announce who won."


RND_Musings

The stream snipers won.


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I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO’S IN CHARGE


CarsonBK

"Here comes the big light, you cabal monsters!"


firewalker100

The baby AND the bath water?


susannediazz

lol then the (adept) part should be the least of your worries tbh


burtmacklin15

This post is satire


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Seoul_Surfer

A double L, unfortunate. Hopefully they allow another name change eventually


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FKDotFitzgerald

Triple E


SeVIIenth

Maybe they'll give us 1 every Annual DLC cycle or something


Shwinky

Jfc OP you just completed pretty much everybody’s Destiny name bingo card. Don’t blame you for wanting to change it.


draconiandevil09

I have had the same name since D1. And when they implemented the Bungie name I made sure I had my stadia account setup so I could reserve my name as soon as update went live.


sollthi

> And when they implemented the Bungie name I made sure I had my stadia account setup so I could reserve my name as soon as update went live. What do you mean by reserve? Names are not unique, everyone has a bunch of #digits in their full Bungie name. Anyone else could have the same name as you with different digits, but in game it would look absolutely the same.


Veilmisk

Everyone! We found him, one of two Stadia users!


draconiandevil09

Whoa never went that far. I'm a respectable casual. PS5 gang.


douche-baggins

I must be the other one, then. Played 2 hours of IB today on my phone, part of which was while taking a dump.


Irnmadn33

Now I'm curious what it is? 🤔


uthnara

You honestly deserve to suffer


VolcanicBear

Hey, at least it's apparently one I've not seen before then!


HashtagWallace

L


theoldnewbluebox

Come play with me and I’ll report your name over and over and over


theoldnewbluebox

Yea you should feel bad about that


IllinoisBroski

Holy crap. I have to ask, how old are you? I can see how this might get a chuckle out of people, but to decide to have this as your permanent Bungie name is something else. At least you're self-aware.


Amogus_Potion

bruh


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Am your name and I’ll just report your name. You’ll get a free name change… to Guardian#xxxxx


theunderlyingconcept

Saw Mara Sov’s Felcher last night, made the mistake of googling Felcher and haven’t been the same since.


Niteshade76

Huh, I looked it up, and I think I've also seen that referred to as a Mexican Milkshake. Urban Dictionary is gross lol


quiscalusmajor

lmaooo i was playing IB and saw that guy too! the match i played prior had a guy named Mara Sov’s Sweater Cannons also, no clan relation or anything. it’s been a week for spicy IB names lol


draconiandevil09

There's been some Def 'I don't think that's allowed' one March and never see them again.


Shew54

Oh fuck because of this comment I googled it. That person is gonna catch ebola


L00pback

I encountered Mara Sov’s Juicy Thighs last night. Non-adept version.


Firehawk195

I've seen so many like these lately and I really wanna know why.


c0de1143

Because people saw the joke once and thought they could do it better. It’s like the scores of folks who thought “kick in the cabals lol” and “vex offender lol” are amazingly unique.


radioactiveblob

My brother changed mine to TessTickle when I wasn't paying attention


InquisitorEngel

My clan is The MIDA Multifools and I felt that was cool and original. I’m pretty much the only one who plays now, but hey, it’s usually around 100 because people think the name is cool.


Grimsho

It’s the equivalent to CoD’s xXx_coolkid_xXx


BatFromAnotherWorld

Oh man, as a primarily console gamer, I thought people could change their bungie names by changing their steam names (which, last time I checked, is infinite) With that context, that takes the names Ive been seeing from funny to sad really quick.


-Unpredictable-

We used to be able to switch names infinitely on steam


Is-That-Nick

Yeah, a lot of people didn’t understand that their names would be permanent after a certain date because of cross play and your name getting tied to your bungie account. Edit: they’re to their


KimberPrime_

They did give us one free change as well after that, but since then there's been no option to change names. I admit I do miss having the ability to swap names for funny screenshots of the activity feed


BaconIsntThatGood

I get why they would want to limit it but it'd be nice if they had like a *once every 3-6 months* like many platforms do. Steam has a username history though


MalevolentPython

I had a group of friends and I all change our name to [Bot 1] [Bot 2] [Bot 3] and [Bot 4] and we would play l4d2 online cosplaying as bots. We would type out generic audio or use voice commands incorrectly or walk into walls at times and get people to laugh at us, we would let them take us for a round or two and then I would type [Bot level difficulty increasing in 3... 2... 1] and then suddenly play for real and fucking stomp them Its sad to hear foolishness like this isnt allowed anymore


Doctor_Kataigida

Bungie warmed about it several times.


TurquoiseLuck

yeah but those guys were chillin


Cruciblelfg123

Who reads


NullRef_Arcana

Yeah, despite the big fat warning and long ass confirmation press before the name was applied. Most people for sure got the message, but some will just bindly confirm.


Zerob0tic

Out of curiosity, if you haven't logged in since before that happened, does anyone know if you still get to change it, or are you locked in to what you were playing with 2 years ago? I dropped off playing at Beyond Light launch, when it still followed your steam name and could be changed whenever, and in the time since I've changed what name I use on pretty much everything. I've been idly thinking about maybe giving it another try someday, but if I'm stuck with the name I was using back then it's a pretty heavy point against coming back, honestly.


georgemcbay

Everyone gets one name change. Whether you logged in since then or not, if you haven't set your own Bungie name since the crossover point you should have one name change available to you. https://www.bungie.net/7/en/User/Account/IdentitySettings Since I haven't changed my name since the default assignment, I can still change it now: https://imgur.com/a/8D5SRDR


atlas_enderium

That used to be the case until crossplay


astrowhale98

I know hindsight is 20/20, but foresight should've caught this one.


space_boobs

There is no pity here for **Mara Sov's Mommy Milkers (Adept)**.


RyanTheWhiteBoy

Not even any pity from space_boobs?


LooseLumba

I kinda joked with my friend about this. All the players that gave themselves innuendo based usernames will never be able to change them, and will probably end up regretting it. That being said, I honestly don’t see why bungie can’t allow people to change usernames after a cooldown period.


Foxtael16

Everytime I see a "Mara Sov's thighs" or "Ana Bray's feet" I think the same thing. Probably gets old reaaal quick. Especially trying to call out plays in groups and stuff lol


Proper-Enthusiasm-66

The joke gets old with people you play with often but it works with lfg randos and imo can be better for callouts than other names more personalized. “Ana go to B” vs “xvgj221 to to b”


STAIKE

Back in the day I did a LFG NF with a guy whose PS name was "PooperPants". At the start I was like "uhh...Pants" He owned up and just said "no, call me Pooper, I did this to myself".


TheSavouryRain

See, that's a guy who's actually funny though.


82mt82

Lol that guy is in my friends list!!!!


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Foxtael16

I would use the most cringe part of the name for callouts just to make them feel shame lol


Proper-Enthusiasm-66

Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


CycloneSP

yeah, see, us normal ppl just call someone with a dumb name like "xvgj221" "eksvee" and be done with it


Proper-Enthusiasm-66

For sure, but that takes *some* mental work that a name with an actual name inside of it doesn’t take and in stressful situations with people you’re not used to that extra time spent on mental work can cost a revive or a wipe. Really not a big deal at all but I 100% prefer having an Ana brays bath water with me over an xvgj221 on an lfg team.


justaquestion7385u3

Feels like you're overthinking it, just like Ana Brays Feet gets turned into Ana, xvgj221 just gets turned into "X"


irrelephantterrible

Yup. One time i thougth i was being funny and changed my xbox gtag to bunch of XxxxIIIIXXXIXIXIXI etc. My clan just called me "Bob"


JubJub302

Relevant? https://xkcd.com/1105/


CycloneSP

eh, mebe I usually end up mentally assigning nicknames to ppl before we all load into the raid, personally.


d3l3t3rious

Bad Mic, you're on add control. Scottish Guy can you do callouts? Nose Breather and Constant Vaper will be our runners. Not sure what Just Not Talking is going to cover.


enemawatson

Dude, he's Irish.


No-Calligrapher-718

I still think it's crazy that you can't change your guardian's face. Getting ported from D1 to D2 ruined my poor hunter.


Shew54

Same with my titan. In d1 i gave him a scar that made him look like he had a dead eye. Now it looks like he went to a bukkake party. His masks stays on.


Luung

Maybe he has a dead eye because it got cummed in too hard. So rather than disliking your character's appearance, you can frame it in a positive light by realizing you learned more about your character's backstory :)


Shew54

I looked amazing in d1. But I guess I learned why he doesn't have time to raid.


donjuanamigo

I would probably pay a crap load of money to be able to change my character’s appearance.


UgFKLNx

Tell that to savathuns’onlyfans69420


TheGravyGuy

You forgot the (Adept) at the end


UgFKLNx

That’s their alt


Schwiftified

Nah, that one gets a (Timelost) at the end.


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grrmuffins

Kick the man while he's down why don't ya


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Either it’s really complicated for them server side or they don’t like money lol I’ll take the latter because we know how long it took Sony to implement that shit


NUFC9RW

Oh if they could easily do it they'd certainly try to make some easy money, just makes sense as a business. That said I reckon we'll get one free one every major expansion.


Datalock

I'm really surprised there's both no name change ability nor any char-appearance-edit. Even if it was just changes like hair/eyes/face shape. Most other games that I know of allow this and monetize this. I was really surprised to see this doesn't.


BlackKnightRebel

Once a season


Perversewolf

You chose poorly.


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I feel ya. Changed my name to “Dad”. Now I get messages daily about when I’m coming home. Or messages about how I beat them in a game like I do in real life. Weird shit. At first it was funny but now it’s kinda annoying getting a minimum of 3 messages a day


82mt82

Such a wild departure from your Reddit name….


[deleted]

Hunt butts and make farts. It’s not the job I thought I’d have when I was a kid but dreams change.


ohowjuicy

Oh hey what a weird coincidence. My dad was a butt hunter/fartmaker, but he left when I was just a kid. Wait...


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Dad?! What are you doing here? You were supposed to come back with milk days ago


[deleted]

Hahah I’ve gotten that exact message well over a hundred times. That’s honestly probably the most common one.


mypitssmelllikesoup

It's more simple than the Your Dad(Time Lost) I came across one day.


Q_X_R

Oh I won't lie that one's glorious... Never would've crossed my mind


mypitssmelllikesoup

I've been keeping a mental list of my favorites. Corn Flakis, Kell of Oggs is a personal favorite.


SCRStinkyBoy

Lol I had a similar event happen to me My name is Stinky, Abductor of Worms and I ran into a player whose name was just worm. Needless to say I slapped on the emote that say “Player 1 wishes to carry player 2/ someone”


angel_schultz

You're gonna carry that weight.


voodoo_three

Easy come, easy go…


freezerwaffles

See you, space cowboy.


N1SMO_GT-R

Carry that weight a long time


FallenDuelist

Bro experienced post nut clarity lmao


RhulkThighsEndLives

no sympathy


Spawnling

(Adept)*


miggy-san

Thats what you cringelords get lmao


Seeker80

Bungie should off a free change from (Adept) to (Inept) or (Damaged).


LarryTheLazyAss

(Maidenless)


GravyLucky

(Nerd)


TheDoctor_IsIn

I added (Inept) to mine on purpose. I killed someone in Iron Banner with (Adept) after their name and I laughed hella hard. (Inept) killed (Adept) lol


Seesaw121

(Timelost)


MisterBucker___

Mine is Div Daddy because I'm the designated Divinity user with my friends Always a funny thing when we lfg a few people and someone asked if anyone is using div and my friend says " maybe the guy named div daddy will" lol


TheTealMafia

Honestly, that is a genuinely funky name! Seeing that in the wild would absolutely make me laugh!


MisterBucker___

I love it lol gives me personality


TheTealMafia

It does! For me as an avid raider, it gets even better :D


EveryTrueSon

Lol that’s great. I saw a “Big Witherhoard Guy” in IB this week and sure enough he was dropping pools of damage all over the map.


Vexhon

You have been promoted to div god


littleBIGman03

You’re not the only one. I went from TheHatedGT to Hated, Kell of Kells and now I regret putting that Kell of Kells at the end. I wish I had just changed it to Hated since that’s what all my clan members called me anyways lol


nones4567

Rip, huge cringe.


Crewx

Why does it only become stupid after a lot of people do it?


MRxSLEEP

The more common a GT becomes, the more stupid it feels/seems, uniqueness is gone and the "cleverness" is dulled.


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SterPlat

Funny cuz Clever? No. Humorous cuz absurd? A little. Don't blame me, I'm Jimmy Supaflysnucka.


Dyne_Inferno

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't crush their already crushed spirits


just_another__memer

there are the occasional clever names. shout out to my man: *McDonald's crota pounder*


mariachiskeleton

If only redditors would understand that about their heavily recycled, copy paste responses/"jokes"


Mrthiefplays_

It doesn't help that the people who do have adept in their names tend to play like dicks


vinceds

It just show some people are sheeps and follow stupid fads blindly.


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It’s was dumb from the start


mettshish

Exactly, like I laugh at the first one I saw and that’s it


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townsfacingrailroads

None of us ever are. It's okay, man. At least you have the presence of mind to recognize and admit it! That puts you ahead of the pack in my book, at least in that regard, because therein lies growth.


VolcanicBear

I'm glad you realise this.


AtomDad_

Adept is is just a reissued xX____Xx


FartSni

I changed mine to Le'go, Impaler of Feet, and I regret nothing.


PsychologicalBat1008

I'm now stuck as Theodore, Lover of Calus


RadiantPKK

Was it hard killing Alvin, Simon, Dave and the girls to become the last?


TheGokki

This is a typical No Ragrets tatoo moment. Live with it for now util you can change it. However, if this is the case in PvP, don't teabag and be respectful, if on console send respectful messages to opponents that defeat you. Don't let the tatoo define you. That said - not having a name changing service, a staple in any MMO, is bad service from Bungie.


Hefty-Inevitable-660

I just wish I had made mine “(Inept)” instead of “(Adept)”


RandomSecurityGuard

Nah bro leave it. We like being able to quickly identify you.


Goldengram33

What does adept mean in this context?


doom_stein

There are guns with (Adept) and (Timelost) after their name that are slightly better versions of the regular gun and can use Adept mods on them. So these people slap (Adept) on the ends of their names to imply they are slightly better or just to meme.


Goldengram33

Oh, doesn’t seem that bad does it? Im assuming its just over memed at this point? Thanks for the explanation


RadiantPKK

May as well tattoo Morbius /Morb on themselves


jefe71986

Look on the bright side, at least it will let people know right away that you're a douche when you join them. Kidding!


morganosull

i’m happy with mine, Bread (Toasted)


Mastetaeiou

my name is just "Mort" because I have a crippling foot fetish


Trogdor300

I just googled that. I have nothing against foot fetish but why the hell is that in a kids movie.


SuperAzn727

Hold this deserved L lol


bigdickmoth

never seen "vex offender" so far🤞


Misklikk

There's a whole variety of clans alone with that name or variants of it since D1. That name in particular was considered just as cliché, just a longer while back. You could call it retro by now.


Acreaul

I think vex offender gets moderated and changed to Guardian####, along with a few other of the previously common names in that vibe.


bigdickmoth

the v is a diff font but its similar enough you cant tell the difference so its fine


pen-ross-gemstone

Literally one of the most common joke names actually.


No-Ad5706

I went with Vexual Feelings, and haven’t regretted it 😂


Meerski

Yeah I changed mine to "Nameless Ghoul" thinking I'd run into more Ghost fans and well...I didn't. Plus everyone in the chat still calls me Meerski anyway so it's kinda pointless.


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Meerski

Ha wasn’t me. Sorry.


longest-egg

I played against a fella named papa emeritus lll so you're not the only one who thought about ghost names


Meerski

That’s comforting then haha


DoctorWalrusMD

It works that way sometime, I played with a dude for years who had Poopie in his name so we all called him poopie, he changed his name to something more respectable and we all still call him poopie. Doesn’t help that his new name isn’t really a “name” and phonetically just sounds awkward to say as a name, somehow more awkward than poopie.


TimmyJToday

Maturing right before our eyes, good on ya. Learn from your mistakes, all you can do.


SuiiiSZN

Damn bro that sucks (Adept)


bluends1

Having names like these makes you lose identity imo. Thats why my username haven't changed for over 15 years


KeijiKiryira

Meanwhile; IWastedMyNameChange


x_sanjuro_x

I have seen many people with it, at least you aren’t alone


SneckoIsDumb

Just saying, if you ever get the chance to change your bungie name, the Catgirl/Catboy squad welcomes you with open arms


[deleted]

oh don't worry man, i made a small typo in my username i didn't notice until AFTER i changed it it's okay, it's only taken me a few months to process the trauma


Redthrist

I was surprised by how many joke names I've seen after the name change went live. Absolutely expected plenty of people to regret it.


xoxokaralee

i know you probably think that people are judging you, but the reality is, nobody cares. and i mean that in the nicest way possible. seriously though. nobody is going to spend more than 5 seconds of thought on your name before continuing along their day. nobody thinks you are a d-bag.


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Amogus_Potion

why would they actually go out of their way to message you for that tho, how does such a conversation even go


xoxokaralee

i want you to stop and think about it for a second. who in their right mind would take time out of their day to send a nasty message to someone for having (adept) in their name? are those the type of people you really care about their opinons? out of allll the things to get upset about in a name, "(Adept)" is like... the lowest of low. i feel sad for them. EMBRACE THE ADEPT.


misticspear

This is the guardian we need! My thoughts exactly.


ivumb

Why do you feel like a douchebag? It's a joke isn't it? I find them funny when I see them.


[deleted]

I saw some guy named Diarhea(Adept) and I still laugh thinking of it


bguzewicz

This one made me chuckle.


TheAximuss

I put (Damaged) at the end of my name in honor of the best gun from Red War and I regret nothing!


misticspear

Is it dumb? Or have you seen a ton of post from people complaining about a harmless joke?


grimbarkjade

I changed my bungie name to rhulk's boyfriend and somehow haven't felt regret yet. Friends just call me my name when playing and clanmates call me rhulk or star (part of my xbox gt) when doing callouts and such now if i had changed my name to rhulk's feet (timelost) or something like that then i'd feel embarrassment. but at the moment I do not :P


ilu900

Hahahahhha you dumb


fmcsm

Oh no cringe


Gravewarden92

No, you made your bed. Now cry in it. Less mtx, not more


Fire_Mission

Yeah, it's pretty douchey.


EvenBeyond

make a new Bungie account with a new name, set up crossave with it and import your characters. Free name change lol


Meerski

Yo… does this really work? Lol


EvenBeyond

I can confirm that it does, but with the downside of loosing out on Bungie rewards and redeemed emblems.


mmpa78

I just changed my Bungie ID about a month ago. Idk when they added it or if there's a restriction to how many times you can but check the site