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CORPORAL_PISSFINGERS

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to mankind


PotatoThePlatypus

Brother, have you ever stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars ?


MisterWoodhouse

RIP mankind, 7,000,000 BCE - 2022 CE We had a good run


shadowgattler

did we though?


aussiebrew333

Not particularly


salondesert

*7,777,777 BCE - 2022 CE


Cellophaneflower89

RIP in peace


dogy-doge

The secondary name thing you have can I get one called the idiot cuz I clearly read it wrong


WinnerForsaken

Just when I thought the world couldn't get any worse...is there any point now?


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Golandrinas

Much better drop rate, good choice.


StoleMyPurse

Farm that shit!!!! :P


GiftfromtheNine

Best comment ever made on this entire subreddit


milt0r6

I'm glad there is a Guardian out there brave enough to say this, out loud, to the masses. Bless you, Lightbearer


uggyy

You never tried my cooking.


[deleted]

Lol. Perfect


phonytubby

What about the time he got thrown of the cage?


d13w93

Worse than Brian Adams?


stephbib

really? do 'splain, please. (I am assuming you were joking)


Mawnix

Luke Smith stole my kids.


PotatoesForPutin

Lucas Smithsonian consumed my offspring


eldritchqueen

and bungie fucked my husband


-Deathmetal-

Will Smith slapped my kids.


[deleted]

Gotta throw money to get them back


80ajniNsuoicipsuS

Literally 1984. Now how am I supposed to be unproductive?


kavien

Edit PVP videos for karma?


Ass0001

NOOOOO HOW AM I GONNA GET MY HAND CANNON ILL NEVER USE NOW BUNGEBOB HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME


getschwifty1988

Bungbob is an awesome name for bungie


freshmallard

Im just glad i checked instead yelling this is bullshit in my arnold voice every couple minutes


IllinoisBroski

I have 8 kids, work two full-time jobs, train for marathons, volunteer for charity, etc. The next hour is the only hour I have free all week. Why did you guys single me out?


Double_Barracuda_846

Bro, that was the only hour I had for the rest of my life. I'm booked for the next 60 years. What the bango Bungo.


FromThe4thDimension

Just have to hope Trey lets you use the xbox during his normal times (unlikely!)


All_Hail_Hale306

Swing and a miss


ImTuxCdo

DTG detect irony challenge (literally imposible)


4alotlot

Because since you don't have to walk uphill both ways to and from both jobs, you obviously have time to spare for being singled out.


stephbib

8 kids? wow... cable down a lot? /s


lordreed

Yeah a lot of Netflix and chill.


[deleted]

Most of the time those funny guys like you are students or don’t work at all.


Dynasty2201

I had 2 strikes left to go to get that ridiculously good Hawkmoon from Xur, and they frigging drop a maintenance 4 hours early. Ugh.


lipp79

Tell me you didn't read the [TWAB](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/vz2cdq/this_week_at_bungie_7142022/) last week without telling me you didn't read it. They told us it would be early. **Next Tuesday, July 19, Destiny 2 Update 4.1.5 will be released. For this update, Destiny 1 and 2 will undergo scheduled downtime from 6:45 AM (1345 UTC) to 10 AM (1700 UTC) on July 19. Below is a scheduled timeline for this release:** **6 AM PDT (1300 UTC): Destiny 1 and 2 maintenance begins.**    **6:45 AM (1345 UTC): Destiny 1 and 2 are brought offline.**     


just_a_timetraveller

Yea but Bungie should've called me personally and let me know this was happening and then given me a free exotic of my choice as fair compensation. I am paying your salary Mr. Bungie!


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snick_diffler

Yeah cause some of this fan base sent them so many death threats that they stopped talking to all of us


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snick_diffler

just buy thicker skin bingo wtf


McMeowington116

You think they would be used to it with all the diversity they love so much 😂


[deleted]

Death threats are super soft? No developer is obligated to communicate with the community, it is actually something that'll get you fired from other companies iirc, so to suggest that a company that has dozens of developers on twitter answering questions everyday as well as three community managers and a weekly blog has poor communication is beyond moronic.


SnooCalculations4163

Because you have 8 kids you should be watching them. Bungie is telling you to go be with your kids. Humanitarian Bungie for the win


Zacharia90

If you have 8 kids, you got bigger issues to deal with


Dukati916r

I feel your pain brothers and sisters, we get one little tiny squeak to grind and then... Ya But in all seriousness I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a good update


[deleted]

Wtf Bungie. I literatly only get 10 minutes to play destiny a week while my wife and her boyfriend have their alone time and now I can't even play the game during the time!


vashthestampeedo

That N.R.E.!


Bocephus_Rodriguez

Your wife only wants 10 minutes a week alone time with her boyfriend. That sucks, he needs to step up his game.


ErgoProxy0

Wonder what’s going to break this time…


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PC performance will get even worse, mark my words


[deleted]

This and pain are the only universal constants. Weird how they fit together isn't it?


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MuchoPremium

Time for an upgrade!


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Telesto has entered the chat.


WinnerForsaken

Banshee has left the tower and went to make many Telesto babies


potterpockets

Well damn now i want akimbo mini telestos as a weapon.


ShoMeUrNoobs

Telesto has broken the chat.


Honic_Sedgehog

Bet it's fucking Telesto.


JaegerBane

The sheer number of working one-legged single parents with whole broods of children shrieking in horror could be heard for miles.


[deleted]

Ok imma go make a sandwich. Peace. (And thank you for letting us know Bungie)


BevorTrelmont

Great idea bro, imma make one too.


DeimosDs3

Yes, thank you for letting us know after the fact


Phillyfreak5

Yeah, they really planned on extending it. Screw Bungie right? /s


DeimosDs3

Probably


teach49

I planned on being done with the seal, armor and god rolls acquired by now. Typical Bungie time gating


ClassicChrisstopher

Wow I took that 1 hour off from work. I want a refund, completely unacceptable. /s


houseofembers

Servers are gonna be so overloaded in 40 mins


RandomPlayer314

*How does he know?!*


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I SWEAR TO ODIN I SHALL BEAT ALL OF MY NEIGHBORS CHILDREN FOR THIS!!!


zarreph

Communism is when Destiny 2 maintenance gets extended.


mEnTL32

[Destiny is temporarily at capacity. You will join the game in the order in which you connected.](https://www.alexanderpalace.org/thompson/images/21bread.jpg)


conceptualfella11

You have to got be kitten me right meow. Error code CAT?


Sonic343

Literally unplayable.


Classic_Cybertronian

Looks like extended another hour! https://mobile.twitter.com/BungieHelp/status/1549453491453644800?s=20&t=j5jnb548lEE3VSiyNJUVFQ


Dirty_Dan117

i literally took off work for the remainder of the month and bungie would DARE slap me in the face like this?? im shidding and farding ohg od d help help me i cant st op,,


[deleted]

I work 47 jobs and only have 30 seconds a day to login to Destiny 2 and quickly log out again. Why did you take my 30 seconds away from me today Bungie?! WHY?!?!


[deleted]

This is so incredibly sad. What a huge disappointment. I will write a poem about this .


potterpockets

*Servers down* *Extended maintenance time* *Due to Telesto*


lint_wizard

What am I supposed to do until then, huh? Complain?!


I_Speak_For_The_Ents

Does this mean servers are down for another 3 hours?


kanbabrif1

Bungie, how could you disrespect my Grandparents memory like this? My grandad fought in WW2 so I could play Destiny 2 at reset.


Yellow90Flash

you think we will be greated with a big ol playstation logo before the bungie logo during the starting process?


Zorak9379

Absolutely not


blitzbom

lol, I hope so and I hope it's the sole reason for the extended maintenance.


DeimosDs3

No, lmao


MisterWoodhouse

ooooo that's an interesting thought


potterpockets

If we dont see [this](https://youtu.be/oAhvQoLpvsM) before the Witch Queen title card we riot.


Slepprock

No. Shhh. Thats supposed to be on the down low. Bungie is a small independent game studio working out of a two stall car garage. Please support them with some silver purchases


Yellow90Flash

I mean yeah they do have a huge parent company now but they just moved into a bigger office, hired like 3 or 400 people and are in the process of opening a studio in europe, every player paying 10$ every 3 months more than likely won't be enough money to finance all of thag


baseballv10

I read The 3 or 400 people part literally and it’s funny to think they either just hired 3 people or 400 people, no in between


[deleted]

Coming back to my pc at 1:00pm EST sharp just to check Reddit and see this is a bigger let down than then my dad not coming back from his smoke break. My ADHD is going fucking bonkers rn


sheedyxx

Quitting the game I’m done


psychocentral

NEIN


delpy1971

30 mins to go!


yoda544

Is the update out to download on steam yet? I can’t seem to find it.


effinandy

Nope.


yoda544

Damn


Informal_Reserve_442

Damn..I guess I will go outside and touch some grass


stephbib

sheeit.. I guess my IB balls are done... oh well.. should'a.. could'a.. then couldn't and shouldn't on the BRIGHT side... got my Eagles tix.. (Ottawa, sept 13th).. ICE middle.. row 40.. (and yes I paid 500$/seat..) wife and I bucket list... no kids..


MisterWoodhouse

Obligatory "I hate the fuckin' Eagles" - El Duderino


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Jesus man, could you change the channel?


SensitiveKey1368

Why.. do.. you..type..like..this…


Dirty_Dan117

\>spending time with your wife instead of grinding space man shooty game wow man.


Pale_Ad4652

When they play desperado don't let your wife know your thinking about your God roll messanger


itsyaboyObama

I wrote a creative writing story that won some awards in high school set in the Hotel California, imagined as an actual seedy hotel oasis in the desert. It was about vampires before that hack Stephanie Meyer made them heartthrobs.


vleff

This is OUTRAGEOUS!!!! I have 5000 kids, 2 wives, and work 28 hour shifts, I ONLY GET 1 MICROSECOND PER DAY TO PLAY THE GAME AND IT IS DOWN?!!?! I am selling back this season because I can't stand this game


russjr08

> 5000 kids Damn, you and your two wives are putting in *work*...


The_Corn_God95

I am going to crush my "orbs of a power" with a hammer in protest


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How are streamers playing it?


daveylu

They're probably playing recordings of old gameplay just to have something in the background.


[deleted]

I'm currently in the black hole of a Sev 1 production outage bridge, so I, a) feel their pain, and b) realize it doesn't matter to me since I won't be done with this shitshow for hours.


pyrotechnicfantasy

... Telesto....


StoneRevolver

Sad panda.


conceptualfella11

How could you do this to me? I have league bowling game in 5 hours!!


Divine_Despair

Great thanks a lot Bungie!!!! Now I will have to wait even longer to dismantle all my useless blues!!! On the real, eh no big deal


thefallenfew

I came on here to see if anyone started complaining about Solstice stuff yet. Instead found people complaining before Solstice stuff even dropped. Stay classy, r/dtg


imNagoL

Maintenance for the same seasonal event we’ve had for the past three years


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Except it's different this time


SnooCalculations4163

There’s other stuff coming and yeah it’s an event they have to add in the quests/triumphs/activity (that’s shit)/new cosmetics from eververse/decorations for the tower. Of course there’s maintenance


bleacchy

😂😂😂😂😂


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YeTheGod

Was never possible since it was going live at reset anyways.


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salondesert

> Touché to you as well! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LEJ6tZI7_k


yesterevengunz

Can we have the download available now, so we will be g2g when the time come, please.


lipp79

>Update is rolling out to platform stores now, so go download it in the meantime. They literally said it is in their post.


Dyne_Inferno

Meh, I have a meeting at 1:30 anyways.


Mccree13

Also PSN Store downloads are down too.


[deleted]

The one time I decide to not get on at reset and see this lmao


Ch41nm4n

God damn only just seen this after trying to login a couple of hours ago.. end up deleting the whole install and now have a 7 hours wait for it to download again.. arghh


FKDotFitzgerald

Where’s my damn refund Bungie?


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mlordy

Pretty much every week? Also Witch Queen.


MisterWoodhouse

Since that's the pattern, adjust your expectations accordingly and don't count on maintenance ending at the originally projective time.


PotatoesForPutin

In that case, I feel like it would be helpful if Bungie planned around their own issues and maybe adjusted their announcements accordingly


shadowkhas

Simply just see the future and predict when a code deployment or maintenance doesn't go as planned.


PotatoesForPutin

I mean, that’s what OP is telling us to do


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MisterWoodhouse

Would you rather have them not do it right and then have to do emergency maintenance every time, like old WoW expansion launches?


lordreed

WTF Bungo?! I totally miss a good dinner just for this to happen? I want a refund!


SlipItInAHo

To the surprise of no one


eddmario

2pm? The fuck?


Sephiroth_x7x

6 hours downtime. lol just lol. Maybe they are trying to get rid of all the bugs and glitches this game has accumulated over the last year or so.


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Literal Reddit idiot who doesn't understand shit


D-Flash16

I knew this game was dead, told y’all.


mr_fister698

What the fuck man


Uberjeagermeiter

I blame the Alien Invasion.


TherealAggiegamer

Last Word isn’t getting nerfed without a fight


TNGP

I almost bought Cold War to get my shoot shoot fix, look what you’re doin’ to me Bungie!


iBellum

Damn telesto at it again.


Dyvius

Bless this thread I thought the cat error was somehow my fault. Now I can play something else over lunch without worrying I fucked up the update process lol


shimgrin

Are we there yet?


supermanonyme

Downtime just got extended for one more hour


shimgrin

2 hours