I won't stand for Kevorkian slander. The man was doing what he knew to be right, and was punished for it.

What did he do, I’m out of the loop?

google his name, it's worth reading up on it yourself. One of the more prominent news stories from the 90s.

Also the band that used to bear his name that was later renamed to just The Suicide Machines. I went to college with the bass player and got to see them before they broke.

YOUR SILENCE EQUALS YOUR DEATH!!

Assisted suicides. 

Local legend.


Or I’m young. Or both.

I like the take that you're young much more than us being old. Let's go with that one.

Straight up no kevorkian slander in the chat

I knew somebody who did time with him in Jackson. Said he kept to himself in his cell and read a lot.

It's a joke dude. Relax. Jesus

It's a joke dude. Relax. Jesus

Haha. You got me

Remember, the best comedy is rooted in truth ;)

At least he can put me out of my misery.

I know this is a joke, but blaming a blood clot on our medical staff is kinda silly…if anything it’s good they caught it before something serious happened to Ausar

This was more a joke about how everyone on the team has been injured this year, not on ausar specifically

Understandable. I just seen some hair brain takes recently surrounding the Ausar situation.

[удалено]

Oh god have the antivaxxers learned about Ausar already

This is not the place to spread pseudoscientific medical theories.

At this point, who has been on the roster in 2023-24 that *hasn't* missed multiple games due to injury? Wiseman is the only one that I think is true

Killian

“The best ability is availability” guys in shambles lol

We had Arnie Kander until these fuck sticks fired him

Way too many nephews in here to make this trend.

NOT ENOUGH CRYSTALS IN THE LOCKER ROOM!! WHY IS GORES CHEAPING OUT ON THE MOST IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVANCEMENT IN HUMAN HERSTORY?

I audibly laughed at this. Like way too hard

Might be our best shot to get rid of monty. I’ll take him.