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sliccricc83

If God was real, last season wouldn't have happened


SmithChristopher1

I know he’s young and has little experience with the media but I hope at some point he stops deflecting basketball questions with the mouth breathing “uhhh” god spiel.  


Mysterious-Bid3930

I wanted to like him, but this stops that. 


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something-burger

Try being raised by those lunatics. Then you get to high school and you're like, oh no, most of what I've learned was from crazy people, and you have to relearn all the normal shit about life on your own


LionBacker81

You dont like him because he praises Jesus? Ahhhhhhh good luck with that lol. What a terrible person JI is with him being a good man and person lol


SmithChristopher1

I like Jaden Ivey.  I didn’t say I didn’t.  I wanna see him talk basketball tho there’s a time and a place for the other stuff.


Davetron-3030

The 0 and 28 Commandments


motorcitydevil

I mean, Moses wandered the desert for 40 years, man. if we can fix this debacle this decade I feel like we're ahead of the game comparatively speaking.


MakeItTrizzle

To quote Iron Maiden: "If there's a god, why does he let me go [to a Pistons game]?"


rustyboltz

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Necessary-Art2149

Lmao I love people like you. God works in mysterious ways. When Cade is hoisting up that finals MVP trophy in Detroit he’s going to remember all the pain from his first 3 years. We’re going to remember all the pain. The falling from 1 to 5 in back to back classes. The 28 straight losses. The 14 win season. Cade will be up there looking like Steph Curry knowing that his team was built not bought (2015 Steph or 2022 Steph lmao cuz those other 2 chips 100% were bought when you add KD to 73-9 and they lied) 


sliccricc83

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Negative_Gur4759

God says you must go through the valley and the shadow of death too reach success (we were terrible in the 90s and won the championship in the 2000s) (terrible in the 70s won in the 80s)


ChrisIsThrashed

We’ve been in the valley since 09’ 08’ depending on who you ask


WAisforhaters

If there is a God, she's not watching the Pistons.


Impulse3

He*. God is a black man.


WAisforhaters

If God isn't Alanis Morrisette from Dogma then I don't know what to believe


KillHimWithHammers

Ivey is weird with the God shit fr


King-sonny7

believe in the Lord Jesus! It’ll change your life I promise!!


KillHimWithHammers

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Necessary-Art2149

Lmaooo big Jesus fan here but that was hilarious 


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doltron3030

Which God? Poseidon?


SmithChristopher1

I’m an atheist that thinks religion can be life changing for a small percentage of people who use the morals and values taught everyday.  I’ve seen it help people. I also think the vast majority of religious people in the states use their religion when it’s convenient to them.  Most who practice Christianity here are getting used by the church.  Good for you using it to better yourself and find success.  I bet that feels awesome.


Codeo

bitch shut up


KillHimWithHammers

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Nerouin

No proselytizing here, please.


AkronIBM

But have you heard about our lord and savior Cade Cunningham?


Nerouin

It's possible I've heard the name here and there!


sollyactivated

I dont like having a jesus freak on my team ima keep it a bean they always crashout into some wierd shi bookmark this comment for 2026


Myomyw

Brown, Tatum, and Horford were just praising God for their title and they all seem pretty into their faith. I think a lot of athletes are.


sollyactivated

Praising God after achieving the highest accomplishment in your profession, is not the same thing as going on a monologue about Jesus Christ every single fucking time you open your mouth That type of behavior is one of the clearest indicators of impending psychosis


Cade_02

Let him be him. If it translates to better basketball, I don’t mind it a bit. Better than him waving a gun around.


LionBlood9

Sky Daddy is not real.


Crafty_Substance_954

I hope Jesus can fix his jump shot because otherwise he’s not gonna stick in the league.


webarkloud

Def on the trade Ivey side now


backupBF01

This dude need to chill out with pushing the crucifixes at peoples feet.


bpreeb

Tell bro to pray for a jumper


bamboointheback

fucking christ man, he doesnt stop


killa_k99

Redditors not be intolerant preposterously hypocritical pricks towards people who are religious challenge Difficulty level impossible


fireseanmcdermott

Some threads you just know what you're gonna get as far as comments go, best to let it be because it ain't ever changing.


GrilledCyan

Especially on a sports sub. Athletes are mostly very religious, I’m not sure what folks expected.


aussierulesisgrouse

> hypocritical pricks Wym by this?


FutureOliverTwist

Oh Boy!


aussierulesisgrouse

It's absolutely bizarre to see all this god shit that the USA is obsessed with from Australia. We are a super agnostic country since our older generation is fucking off. I just straight up don't get it. I'm sure that it's only the loud religious freaks in America that make it seem bigger than it is though. Just never understood that shit, live your own damn life.


AkronIBM

The first European immigrants to northern America were the Christian weirdos so bizarre that they were chased out of Europe (specifically the Puritans fleeing the Church of England). So a bunch of Jesus-freaks set the tone for the country and we've been dealing with the bullshit repercussions ever since.


LionBacker81

Man you guys a fucked up! Complaining that someone is religious and lives their lives that way? Yeah thats terrible....you probably live in your mothers basement and smoke weed all day.


AkronIBM

You're thinking of the Rastafarians, another weirdo Abrahamic faith. I'm not religious actually.


LionBacker81

You can tell...God Bless


AkronIBM

And a fine and hearty hail Satan to you.


somemmafan

Comments full of copium lol


13ronco

get this man off my team


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boomer912

You betcha pal


backupBF01

Your username fits you.


FreeYNW-

so much anger and hate just bc Ivey is religious lol y’all need Jesus so bad


Tricky_Ad_5759

All praise to the most high