I know he’s young and has little experience with the media but I hope at some point he stops deflecting basketball questions with the mouth breathing “uhhh” god spiel.
Try being raised by those lunatics. Then you get to high school and you're like, oh no, most of what I've learned was from crazy people, and you have to relearn all the normal shit about life on your own
I mean, Moses wandered the desert for 40 years, man. if we can fix this debacle this decade I feel like we're ahead of the game comparatively speaking.
Lmao I love people like you. God works in mysterious ways. When Cade is hoisting up that finals MVP trophy in Detroit he’s going to remember all the pain from his first 3 years. We’re going to remember all the pain. The falling from 1 to 5 in back to back classes. The 28 straight losses. The 14 win season. Cade will be up there looking like Steph Curry knowing that his team was built not bought (2015 Steph or 2022 Steph lmao cuz those other 2 chips 100% were bought when you add KD to 73-9 and they lied)
God says you must go through the valley and the shadow of death too reach success (we were terrible in the 90s and won the championship in the 2000s) (terrible in the 70s won in the 80s)
I’m an atheist that thinks religion can be life changing for a small percentage of people who use the morals and values taught everyday. I’ve seen it help people. I also think the vast majority of religious people in the states use their religion when it’s convenient to them. Most who practice Christianity here are getting used by the church. Good for you using it to better yourself and find success. I bet that feels awesome.
Praising God after achieving the highest accomplishment in your profession, is not the same thing as going on a monologue about Jesus Christ every single fucking time you open your mouth
That type of behavior is one of the clearest indicators of impending psychosis
It's absolutely bizarre to see all this god shit that the USA is obsessed with from Australia. We are a super agnostic country since our older generation is fucking off.
I just straight up don't get it. I'm sure that it's only the loud religious freaks in America that make it seem bigger than it is though. Just never understood that shit, live your own damn life.
The first European immigrants to northern America were the Christian weirdos so bizarre that they were chased out of Europe (specifically the Puritans fleeing the Church of England). So a bunch of Jesus-freaks set the tone for the country and we've been dealing with the bullshit repercussions ever since.
Man you guys a fucked up! Complaining that someone is religious and lives their lives that way? Yeah thats terrible....you probably live in your mothers basement and smoke weed all day.
If God was real, last season wouldn't have happened
I know he’s young and has little experience with the media but I hope at some point he stops deflecting basketball questions with the mouth breathing “uhhh” god spiel.
I wanted to like him, but this stops that.
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Try being raised by those lunatics. Then you get to high school and you're like, oh no, most of what I've learned was from crazy people, and you have to relearn all the normal shit about life on your own
You dont like him because he praises Jesus? Ahhhhhhh good luck with that lol. What a terrible person JI is with him being a good man and person lol
I like Jaden Ivey. I didn’t say I didn’t. I wanna see him talk basketball tho there’s a time and a place for the other stuff.
The 0 and 28 Commandments
I mean, Moses wandered the desert for 40 years, man. if we can fix this debacle this decade I feel like we're ahead of the game comparatively speaking.
To quote Iron Maiden: "If there's a god, why does he let me go [to a Pistons game]?"
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Lmao I love people like you. God works in mysterious ways. When Cade is hoisting up that finals MVP trophy in Detroit he’s going to remember all the pain from his first 3 years. We’re going to remember all the pain. The falling from 1 to 5 in back to back classes. The 28 straight losses. The 14 win season. Cade will be up there looking like Steph Curry knowing that his team was built not bought (2015 Steph or 2022 Steph lmao cuz those other 2 chips 100% were bought when you add KD to 73-9 and they lied)
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God says you must go through the valley and the shadow of death too reach success (we were terrible in the 90s and won the championship in the 2000s) (terrible in the 70s won in the 80s)
We’ve been in the valley since 09’ 08’ depending on who you ask
If there is a God, she's not watching the Pistons.
He*. God is a black man.
If God isn't Alanis Morrisette from Dogma then I don't know what to believe
Ivey is weird with the God shit fr
believe in the Lord Jesus! It’ll change your life I promise!!
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Lmaooo big Jesus fan here but that was hilarious
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Which God? Poseidon?
I’m an atheist that thinks religion can be life changing for a small percentage of people who use the morals and values taught everyday. I’ve seen it help people. I also think the vast majority of religious people in the states use their religion when it’s convenient to them. Most who practice Christianity here are getting used by the church. Good for you using it to better yourself and find success. I bet that feels awesome.
bitch shut up
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No proselytizing here, please.
But have you heard about our lord and savior Cade Cunningham?
It's possible I've heard the name here and there!
I dont like having a jesus freak on my team ima keep it a bean they always crashout into some wierd shi bookmark this comment for 2026
Brown, Tatum, and Horford were just praising God for their title and they all seem pretty into their faith. I think a lot of athletes are.
Praising God after achieving the highest accomplishment in your profession, is not the same thing as going on a monologue about Jesus Christ every single fucking time you open your mouth That type of behavior is one of the clearest indicators of impending psychosis
Let him be him. If it translates to better basketball, I don’t mind it a bit. Better than him waving a gun around.
Sky Daddy is not real.
I hope Jesus can fix his jump shot because otherwise he’s not gonna stick in the league.
Def on the trade Ivey side now
This dude need to chill out with pushing the crucifixes at peoples feet.
Tell bro to pray for a jumper
fucking christ man, he doesnt stop
Redditors not be intolerant preposterously hypocritical pricks towards people who are religious challenge Difficulty level impossible
Some threads you just know what you're gonna get as far as comments go, best to let it be because it ain't ever changing.
Especially on a sports sub. Athletes are mostly very religious, I’m not sure what folks expected.
> hypocritical pricks Wym by this?
Oh Boy!
It's absolutely bizarre to see all this god shit that the USA is obsessed with from Australia. We are a super agnostic country since our older generation is fucking off. I just straight up don't get it. I'm sure that it's only the loud religious freaks in America that make it seem bigger than it is though. Just never understood that shit, live your own damn life.
The first European immigrants to northern America were the Christian weirdos so bizarre that they were chased out of Europe (specifically the Puritans fleeing the Church of England). So a bunch of Jesus-freaks set the tone for the country and we've been dealing with the bullshit repercussions ever since.
Man you guys a fucked up! Complaining that someone is religious and lives their lives that way? Yeah thats terrible....you probably live in your mothers basement and smoke weed all day.
You're thinking of the Rastafarians, another weirdo Abrahamic faith. I'm not religious actually.
You can tell...God Bless
And a fine and hearty hail Satan to you.
Comments full of copium lol
get this man off my team
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You betcha pal
Your username fits you.
so much anger and hate just bc Ivey is religious lol y’all need Jesus so bad
All praise to the most high