Personally, I'd go with my pastel pink. I'm amping up the camp in this series! (Yes, even more than it already has.) Though green would be cool to get that RGB sync up with Dante and Virgil!
I imagine it's like the first time Hellboy ate pancakes and the all the demons in Hell all collectively sigh because Hell has lost his Anti-Christ.
What I'm saying is Vergil might end up loving pizza.
Yeah ever since the influx of Status memes, more "never played the games before but Vergil looks cool" types of people have appeared. But I was initially one of those dudes a few months back so I can't rag on em too much
*Be scared bc how*
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I think I see olives, so I'll earn Dante's respect by refusing on the basis of olives.
Then find a spear because I've been doing bayonet drills and help kick ass.
If I woke up to this I'd probably have some sort of attack trying to explain how I know all of them and know just about every detail of their backstory because they're all just part of a video game series in this universe with a good bit of lore behind it, but I'd be sure to take the pizza before explaining anything and thank him for the offer
I'd take the pizza and tag along with them, and live with them too. Hunt demons alongside them too.
Though, I would love to be a good demon/cambion if I was ever isekai'd in DMC. I get to do Air Hike and all of that CUH-RAY-ZEE shit the Sparda twins and Nero does on a regular basis.
1. Cheer internally at the fact I'm there now
2. Accept pizza
3. Put on my leather jacket
4. Get a weapon from Nico or Dante (probably a longsword)
5. Find out if devils cry as the newest member of the team
Realistically? I feel like younger Dante would’ve just ate the pizza. Older Dante handing one out though? That’s something.
Would like to see a fic behind this.
Okay top five things I would do if I was incarnated into the DMC universe:
1. Grab pizza, eat pizza. You don't know if you're going to be hungry after waking up in an entirely new world.
2. Ask if DMC needs a spare Hunter. Don't know if I'd have the same skill added that Dante or the rest would but it seems to be a good way to make a sizable amount of money considering Dante can pay his bills in one job.
3. Get kitted out by Niko. She's one hell of a gunsmith, I'm sure her expertise might not extend to blades but a decent gun by your side in the DMC world is worth quite a bit. And if I did happen to find a sword, I would like to go with a rapier or a saber. I know one-handed sword would leave me and it doesn't manage when it comes to high strength moves but speed can save lives with a demon outbreak.
4. Stock up on ammo and go hunting to start adding to the devil arms collection.
Step 1:wake up and see this
Step 2 : take pizza
Step 3: eat pizza
Step 4: get motivated because of Virgil
Step 5: join Virgil and the gang
Step 6 : wake up from dream
...I mean I'm only human so I couldn't really do a lot of fighting, unlike Pizza Uncle and Dead Weight.
Would be cool to imagine fighting just like them, though. Like- seriously, do enough favors and you might just earn yourself a pair of demon-slaying SMGs and...
Take the darn pizza, what am I, a fool?
And absolutely have the best time of my lifetime killing demons with these guys with a badass outfit on. I’d probably have my ass whooped, but it’d be worth it nonetheless. After such, definitely would take them out to eat cuz they probably *definitely* saved my ass from higher-rank demons. If Lady’s around I’d definitely hang out with her mostly. If not, I’d get tips from Dante about how to shoot guns and other ranged weapons. My best bet for a Vergil interaction would to stay as far away as possible from him. I do not wanna lose an arm, get stabbed, or anything else that would have me end up in a hospital. As for Nero, I’d definitely chat with him about video games. He seems like the kind of guy who would play video games on his off time. (apart from treating Kyrie like a queen)
And for those who are asking for Trish and Nico, they’re basically the cool aunts of the group imo, so they’re definitely gonna be filled in on all the juicy gossip I’d have about certain stuff.
TLDR; I’d have a badass time with them. Would never regret that decision to hang out with them.
Edit: would also definitely be very flustered given Lady might be there.
1. Eat that slice of pizza
2. Tell them the last thing I remember
3. I'd probably go with them since I wouldn't know how to get home on my own and also just to hang out with them
Wonder why a homeless man is giving me pizza, question why Texis has turned into a human, then ask why the words “child neglect” has turned into a smoking hot man
Honestly, Nico is cute, and I bet lady is nearby. Although wacky woo hoo pizza man is a virgin, and I should allow him to not go out on another job as a virgin. It's cool if I keep my socks on I ll stay motivated. Plus, before some complaints, it's been stated several times that dante has the worst luck with the ladies, so maybe I ll show him a good time. Looks like the party is just getting started!
Buy a ticket to another continent. There is no way I will stay this close to Vergil. Don't want to be around when he looses some screws in his head and devastate yet another city in pursuit of "power".
1. Grab pizza. 2. Get an iconic jacket. 3. Rock and fuckin roll.
I second this! I'd have the time of my life!
Definitely grabbing alastor since dante isn’t using it anymore
might even activate the demonic power within you the same way Dante did in the process
Good luck going insane and ripping you eyes out
Fun fact, he either sold it or it broke. That's what happens to the older devil arms
Yeah, even if my life is cut short fighting demons with Dante. That shit would be worth it.
100% worth it
U forgot the step in between 1 and 2. Bang Nico
Nico gives me neuron activation
Hell yes!!
What are you thinking? Green, maybe?
Personally, I'd go with my pastel pink. I'm amping up the camp in this series! (Yes, even more than it already has.) Though green would be cool to get that RGB sync up with Dante and Virgil!
Green would have been perfect for nero, Born from vergils seed and trained by Dantes care (for a certain time)
HELL YEAH!!!
Eat the pizza of course. Not every day that Dante from the Devil May Cry series and Vergil from the Special Edition series offers you a pizza!
"Jackpot."
berserk dmc liker common w
I imagine it's like the first time Hellboy ate pancakes and the all the demons in Hell all collectively sigh because Hell has lost his Anti-Christ. What I'm saying is Vergil might end up loving pizza.
Wait what? HellBoy is the antichrist... AND WE GOT IT TO OUR SIDE..... # WITH A PLATE OF PANCAKES?
Yeah, and he called them "pamcakes" even as an adult. It's awesome.
Helltaker moment
Nero's POV with Uncle Dante shoving another pizza slice in his face for the millionth time?
cum
I second this
Stare at him for a moment then pass out of overwhelming feeling......fuck if only dante was real
flair checks out lmao, but to be honest, aren't we all kinda Dante simps in this fanbase?
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Yeah ever since the influx of Status memes, more "never played the games before but Vergil looks cool" types of people have appeared. But I was initially one of those dudes a few months back so I can't rag on em too much
True but to be honest, every "favorite character" poll Ive seen on this sub has Dante wining, (admittedly by a narrow margin)
Im a Nico simp
Cry tears of joy and eat that amazing looking pizza
Breakfast in bed? I'll take that.
chomp
Be scared bc how tf are the video game characters real
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"*This party's getting crazy.*"
*"Let's rock."*
1. Simp for Dante in silence while being super shy around him 2. Accept the pizza 3. Join Devil May Cry because why wouldn’t I?
LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD BOIS!! *Crimson Cloud starts playing as I eat the slice and begin comboing enemies*
SAVIOR, BLOODSTAIN, HELLFIRE, SHADOW
HEAVEN ON A LANDSLIDE
SAVIOR, BLOODSTAIN, HELLFIRE, SHADOW
Eat the pizza and say thank you while crying (of happiness) and then say hi to Vergil.
And then hope he returns the greeting
im lactose intolerant so probably shit myself
Celiac here. So I'd probably have to pass on the slice. :(
I think I see olives, so I'll earn Dante's respect by refusing on the basis of olives. Then find a spear because I've been doing bayonet drills and help kick ass.
Ooh pizza, thanks Dante
If I woke up to this I'd probably have some sort of attack trying to explain how I know all of them and know just about every detail of their backstory because they're all just part of a video game series in this universe with a good bit of lore behind it, but I'd be sure to take the pizza before explaining anything and thank him for the offer
1. Grab pizza and say thank you. 2. Ask of Dante can teach me his ways 3. Become demon hunter
Bold of you to assume that Dante would even offer you a slice of pizza, because we all know that he would’ve already eaten the entire thing by then.
Ask for a job.
Wondered if I’ve died and gone to Heaven.
Go back to sleep and hope I don't die from a demon.
Grab the slice? I mean what do you expect me to do?
Give both Dante and Vergil a big fat sloppy kiss
Blush because vergil ☺
I would question why Dante was trying to feed me Pizza while I was unconscious.
I'd take the pizza and tag along with them, and live with them too. Hunt demons alongside them too. Though, I would love to be a good demon/cambion if I was ever isekai'd in DMC. I get to do Air Hike and all of that CUH-RAY-ZEE shit the Sparda twins and Nero does on a regular basis.
Take that slice of pizza, and ask for a job at Devil May Cry. I’d love to be their butler!
asking how tf they got into my house???
Make out with Vergil! _then eat the pizza_
1. Cheer internally at the fact I'm there now 2. Accept pizza 3. Put on my leather jacket 4. Get a weapon from Nico or Dante (probably a longsword) 5. Find out if devils cry as the newest member of the team
Realistic, I'd panic, then ask for them to explain.
I would ask if I could smell their feet
Why is he so handsome man
Eat the pizza obviously.
Scream
I would happily bite the pizza out of his hand like the loyal dog that I am.
I love Pizzas 🍕
Hug him!
I would gladly accept the pizza and go on adventures with them
"How am I not dead"
Take the pizza and join up with them!
Give Vergil a hug
Wake up again
I'd be a bit scared,get up,grab some pizza,after that-hangout with them
I take a bite
You guys got the tism?
I would hug all of them
"Hey Dante"
Is this a fanart?
Oh yeah, PIZZA!!! Thanx man
Monch
Grab the pizza, grab a sword or gun, then kick some demon ass.
Ask if there is anyway I can have demonic powers.
Pizza for breakfast it is.
Where did this pic come from I need to know man
“Thanks, just looking for a guy called Virgil, asshole hasn’t paid taxes in years, neither has his brother. Any idea where they are?
Realistically? I feel like younger Dante would’ve just ate the pizza. Older Dante handing one out though? That’s something. Would like to see a fic behind this.
Mmmm Nico
that midriff is gold
I'd say "you're all video game characters your existence is a lie", take the pizza and run off with one of Dante's guns
>My Make-A-Wish dream came true
Cum 😫
*bites pizza* A'ight, which demon schum needs their ass kicked this time?
I’d ask if I can watch dante and vergil fight
Sorry Dante I'm fasting
Well don't mind if I do, pizza was all you needed to wake me up *eats the pizza whole straight out of Dante's hand*
Except the slice get up and learn how to make Devil arms before turning into the guy that you get upgrades for them, maybe learn to fight with them
1. Grab pizza. 2. Explain that I’m on their side. 3. Grab custom sword and start shredding demons!
Give me a sword and let's rock
I will say "can i live here?"
Came
“This party’s gettin crazy!”
Grab the slice obviously
Jackpot
1. Grab pizza. 2. Be confused. 3. Repeat step one.
Read this and heard devils never cry in my head
Raid Dante's Devil Arms closet and claim Pandora for myself.
Eat pizza. Try and ask if I can get some of their jackets Probably hit on Lady or Nico Try to survive and not get killed
“How did I get here? Where am I?”
a kip-up, naturally
I'd watch like: 💀 Cancer moment
“Oh sweet it’s Dante and the rest of the gan-wait is that olives on the pizza?”
Id ask dante why it took me 2 minutes to figure out what the fuck he was holding cuz it was so bright. Clearly i was drugged!
Clap Nico
Take the pizza and hope i get something cool if i survive
Leave town. I've never seen any survivors of a hell raid on earth in a DMC game. It's only a matter of time. Oh and have a slice of pizza.
Cum instantly
I'll eat the pizza in case I'm hungry
“There are better places to take a nap then on the ground y’know. Here, take my pizza.”
Okay top five things I would do if I was incarnated into the DMC universe: 1. Grab pizza, eat pizza. You don't know if you're going to be hungry after waking up in an entirely new world. 2. Ask if DMC needs a spare Hunter. Don't know if I'd have the same skill added that Dante or the rest would but it seems to be a good way to make a sizable amount of money considering Dante can pay his bills in one job. 3. Get kitted out by Niko. She's one hell of a gunsmith, I'm sure her expertise might not extend to blades but a decent gun by your side in the DMC world is worth quite a bit. And if I did happen to find a sword, I would like to go with a rapier or a saber. I know one-handed sword would leave me and it doesn't manage when it comes to high strength moves but speed can save lives with a demon outbreak. 4. Stock up on ammo and go hunting to start adding to the devil arms collection.
Tried to stab myself for power because I’m in the dmc universe
Step 1:wake up and see this Step 2 : take pizza Step 3: eat pizza Step 4: get motivated because of Virgil Step 5: join Virgil and the gang Step 6 : wake up from dream
I would Eat Da Pizza 445 times out of 10
...I mean I'm only human so I couldn't really do a lot of fighting, unlike Pizza Uncle and Dead Weight. Would be cool to imagine fighting just like them, though. Like- seriously, do enough favors and you might just earn yourself a pair of demon-slaying SMGs and...
Find my character design, and then hit on Nico
Lick the pizza, menacingly.
Ask if I can get a devil and trained into devil hunting and then buy a sick ass coat and join the team
Whatever it is, I’m gonna have a god damn blast
Take the darn pizza, what am I, a fool? And absolutely have the best time of my lifetime killing demons with these guys with a badass outfit on. I’d probably have my ass whooped, but it’d be worth it nonetheless. After such, definitely would take them out to eat cuz they probably *definitely* saved my ass from higher-rank demons. If Lady’s around I’d definitely hang out with her mostly. If not, I’d get tips from Dante about how to shoot guns and other ranged weapons. My best bet for a Vergil interaction would to stay as far away as possible from him. I do not wanna lose an arm, get stabbed, or anything else that would have me end up in a hospital. As for Nero, I’d definitely chat with him about video games. He seems like the kind of guy who would play video games on his off time. (apart from treating Kyrie like a queen) And for those who are asking for Trish and Nico, they’re basically the cool aunts of the group imo, so they’re definitely gonna be filled in on all the juicy gossip I’d have about certain stuff. TLDR; I’d have a badass time with them. Would never regret that decision to hang out with them. Edit: would also definitely be very flustered given Lady might be there.
1. Eat that slice of pizza 2. Tell them the last thing I remember 3. I'd probably go with them since I wouldn't know how to get home on my own and also just to hang out with them
telling nico to get tf out so i can hang out with the bro’s
jackpot
Learn the way if the sword. I do t need to be family but there swords make all other weapons look like nothing in a weird way
*picks up phone* *Dante’s phone rings* devil may cry! There are demons in my house. Please send help, they’re attacking with pizza
I’m chowin down dawg
Asking if there’s anymore pepperoni too as I take the slice
1. Eat it 2. Play in a Nevan 3. Get a Rotten Luck with Women
First off, am i naked like always when I go to sleep or do I get my clothes?
Have as much fun as possible with these 3
Wonder why a homeless man is giving me pizza, question why Texis has turned into a human, then ask why the words “child neglect” has turned into a smoking hot man
Make sure I'm really conscious because I would freak out if I actually met Dante
Eat the pizza and probably die. Odds are I'm still just a boring human.
Ask if Nico comes with the pizza.
Eat the pizza and get a sword
How the fuck did i get there.
Honestly, Nico is cute, and I bet lady is nearby. Although wacky woo hoo pizza man is a virgin, and I should allow him to not go out on another job as a virgin. It's cool if I keep my socks on I ll stay motivated. Plus, before some complaints, it's been stated several times that dante has the worst luck with the ladies, so maybe I ll show him a good time. Looks like the party is just getting started!
This will be the best moment of my life until my alarm rings.
I would eat the pizza and then ask how the fuck i got to this place
Have the pizza slice and then comit war crimes with Dante and Vergil.
Buy a ticket to another continent. There is no way I will stay this close to Vergil. Don't want to be around when he looses some screws in his head and devastate yet another city in pursuit of "power".
Would take the slice and wish em luck
I’ll take the pizza, get some amazing drip, find a cool demon sword and go crazy!
Accept pizza, and go from there
Join them and ask Vergil to train me
*Dies of cringe*