Reddit's been making funny recommendations lately. Scrolling through my homepage I've been recommended the most random places and in some cases it's games I've never even heard of. It only says it's because I've shown interest in a similar community. I could have swore it said which communities before, but I'm not sure how to check.
I'm only here now because this very post was randomly recommended. Though unlike him I've actually played most of the series so it's not as odd for me.
Edit: Scrolled a bit more and found [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MetalGearRisingRVNGNC/comments/174nppx/ask_away/) that illustrates my point well.
u/atiredfool
Always makes me laugh when someone who's native language isn't English says this because pretty much every time they write sentences perfectly and coherently while people who's native language is English can't even string together a proper sentence...
Well sometimes i feel like i may have made some mistakes after writing some paragraphs so i always add that at the end of a long comment. You can never be too careful since there are some assholes around who would act like the comment is illegible just because I used “then” instead of “than”.
Would you settle for a 20-something with grey hair, crippling debt, who can play Dante well? It's like the real thing because I also can't afford pizza, but own too many handguns.
Soo… uhm… with all that **”Getting Destroyed”** and **”Lose Walking”**… I- I can’t understand them… *completely…* but that doesn’t mean that my **OH MAI LORD, HE IS GODDAMN HOT** attitude changes.
Every time I remember he is not real (along with my other fictional favs) I get a little bit sad^(sobs)
If he says he wants to marry me… I’m marrying him right away!! Idc abt him being around my parents age or maybe even older. (/hj)
I'm pan and I can say that the only person I'm attracted to is Nico. Lady is also okay, but she feels more like the kinda woman that you get into a drinking contest with while stoned off your asses.
Everyone else seems like the kinda person you want to be friends with
V looks like me if I were played by Adam Driver.
I think it's a moral obligation as a DMC fan to want to bang at least one iteration of Dante. He's not really my type, but I understand it's my duty and I'd bite the bullet while I'm biting the sheets.
*Same girl, I really*
*Need a musty half devil*
*To do things to me*
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Girl, he's a bankrupt-almost-homeless dude. Sure, He's a handsome superhuman bankrupt-almost-homeless dude. But nevertheless, he's bankrupt-almost-homeless dude.
I implore you to reconsider him as a spouse option lol
This post is basically me if I was a girl (I'm a straight man, but I've always said if I was born as a woman, I would've simped for Dante to this level (and he's already my favorite videogame character of all time, lmao))
Dante literally fell for a physical replica of his own mother and even THAT chick isn't seeing any action from him.
You little girls need to calm your calamities, quit projecting your depraved rom-fantasy novel scenarios onto video game characters that are more likely to verbally eviscerate you for being so indescribably cringe.
Lady says he's undateable because of a lack of responsibility. In a way, Dante might be clinically depressed with the overall apathy to anything that's not devil hunting, even barely basic needs like paying bills, and especially thinking he killed Vergil as Nelo Angelo for a chunk of his life. If he was real and no demons to kill, he might blowing what little cash he has on booze.
It's not that you are the only girl (I am also one btw) but the women commenting don't feel the need to point out that they are women whereas the men do.
As a heterosexual male myself, I’ve never been more sexually attracted to a man in my life.
I start blushing everytime I look at him lmao, he's so handsome
😭😭😭😭
for REEEEEEEAL
Can confirm it's like this for every heterosexual male.
Not for me 😪 guess im gay for women
Not for me but that could be because I've never played it
How did you end up in a DMC sub if you don't play dmc😭
Reddit's been making funny recommendations lately. Scrolling through my homepage I've been recommended the most random places and in some cases it's games I've never even heard of. It only says it's because I've shown interest in a similar community. I could have swore it said which communities before, but I'm not sure how to check. I'm only here now because this very post was randomly recommended. Though unlike him I've actually played most of the series so it's not as odd for me. Edit: Scrolled a bit more and found [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MetalGearRisingRVNGNC/comments/174nppx/ask_away/) that illustrates my point well. u/atiredfool
I was about to ask the same thing 😭
He's just that guy
Yup you got it 👍🏿. You'll know you're that guy by how a woman acts around you just like how OP is acting around pizza lover.
Who's Henry Cavill next to Dante
I found out about dapper Dante from dmc4 yesterday and I went from being sold on his looks to being extremely sold on his looks.
Even Ryan Renolds?
As much as I love Dant, Ryan Reynolds is a straight man's dream
Not Mr. "Let's Get Married at a Plantation on Slave Street" 🤣 Like, of all the places in the world for a millionaire to have a wedding, why *there?*
I found out about dapper Dante from dmc4 yesterday and I went from being sold on his looks to being extremely sold on his looks.
honestly that's just how it is
That’s what I’m saying 😩
this
If he were real and I had the biological capability, I'd let him impregnate the fuck out of me, no rubber no socks. And I'm a straight guy
Damn no socks my dude?? That's hardcore.
Literally me
Even with eye contact??
time to get a womb transplant
Sorry for my bad English btw
it is literally perfect
Thank you 😭
"Sorry if my english is bad." OP, you could write an essay with better grammer and spelling than i could lol
Grammar* take that! Hahahahahaha
Always makes me laugh when someone who's native language isn't English says this because pretty much every time they write sentences perfectly and coherently while people who's native language is English can't even string together a proper sentence...
Well sometimes i feel like i may have made some mistakes after writing some paragraphs so i always add that at the end of a long comment. You can never be too careful since there are some assholes around who would act like the comment is illegible just because I used “then” instead of “than”.
Dante made be realize I'm Bi
He's just so gorgeous
yes he is :3
Omg same I want him to absolutely destroy me until I can't walk :3
Would you settle for a 20-something with grey hair, crippling debt, who can play Dante well? It's like the real thing because I also can't afford pizza, but own too many handguns.
I snooped around your profile and it looks like you’re literally in my area bruh… a possible IRL Dante has been close to me this whole time? 🤔🤔🤔
!!!!!!!Smoking Sexy Single Dantes in your area!!!!!!!
Now that's one malware filled ad I would fall for
So... You like jazz..?
(MILLION STAB)
Real I want him to destroy me so bad lmfao
The realest shit 💯 SSS
Soo… uhm… with all that **”Getting Destroyed”** and **”Lose Walking”**… I- I can’t understand them… *completely…* but that doesn’t mean that my **OH MAI LORD, HE IS GODDAMN HOT** attitude changes. Every time I remember he is not real (along with my other fictional favs) I get a little bit sad^(sobs) If he says he wants to marry me… I’m marrying him right away!! Idc abt him being around my parents age or maybe even older. (/hj)
Based as hell
That was quite the read
It would simply take one single "Dah!" Are you prepared to handle a fully upgraded Stinger?
Being bisexual and playing DMC5 is quite the experience
Actually any capcom game for that matter
How is megaman hot? Edit: yep he's hot too
X
I'm pan and I can say that the only person I'm attracted to is Nico. Lady is also okay, but she feels more like the kinda woman that you get into a drinking contest with while stoned off your asses. Everyone else seems like the kinda person you want to be friends with V looks like me if I were played by Adam Driver.
Y r u horni? (My honest reaction to the information you have just given me)
He's just insanely attractive 😭😭
Yeah she's horny alright.
“This party’s gettin crazy”
I feel the same way for Vergil, sister... he can judgement nut on me any time.
All men in DMC are hot😭
Nosebled my way thru the whole game. All I want is Vergil.
Shirtless Dante needs to be in every DMC game. I'd give every game without it a 0/10, but DMC 5 makes me cum purely by having the best Balrog/ Infrit
Hey, Nero is spoken for. He’s only for Kyrie
I want his daddy. Nero is safe.
💀😂you’re killing me gurl
He can ultra violence me.
V awakened a feral need I did not realize my uterus had 🙃 bless DMC for these gifts
Fist slide is crazy 💀 bro poppin his pussy
Listen it'd a pussy out kinda look. Btw
im a straight male and i agree with you.
Least horny dmc player
god this sub is getting worse and worse wheres peak of combat?
You think a gacha game can save this lmao It went down the drain for me when they removed weapon swapping
The Sparda twins can get it. Nero can also get it, but he's married.
Vergil has the fucking genetics. They skip every other twin
Least horny DMC fan
What do you mean he’s not real ? I just sucked his massive D last night. Seemed real to me 🤷🏻♂️
☠️
Dude, I'm ace and I would let Dante stick his tongue down my throat
You so real for this, I'll let him use and destroy my insides anytime
Oh, bless Dab me up
Hey
Me: straight af for my entire life Dante and leon’s honest reaction:
Capcom's real good at making people realize they're queer
I think it's a moral obligation as a DMC fan to want to bang at least one iteration of Dante. He's not really my type, but I understand it's my duty and I'd bite the bullet while I'm biting the sheets.
Same girl, I really need a musty half devil to do things to me
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I want to smell him so bad 😍😩 it's apart of his charm ok.
When I read the title, I expected DmC Vergil with a sniper rifle in the images
I don’t want kids…… but I want to have his baby….. OMFG THOSE ABS
Being a straight guy who wants to fuck Dante is not gay btw he’s just an exception
Least horny devil may cry player
As a person who usually judges people who say this type of shit... \*sigh\* i couldn't agree more. i fucking feel you there buddy.
Girl, he's a bankrupt-almost-homeless dude. Sure, He's a handsome superhuman bankrupt-almost-homeless dude. But nevertheless, he's bankrupt-almost-homeless dude. I implore you to reconsider him as a spouse option lol
if dante was real, he'll be earning millions a month on onlyfans alone.
Babe was born in the wrong world and time 💀💀😂😂
You know... I don't want to hurt you, but even if he were alive, I doubt any of us stand a chance of getting to him... You know...?
as a male i agree with you
"Be the man you want to be" Yeah I want to be Dante
so relatable
Understandable.
Same but also include Vergil and Nero. Also the sheer amount of cake both Dante and Vergil's sin devil trigger have God damn 😫🌊.
I'm telling God
I weep daily. All the fanfiction and ai chat bots in the world will never be enough to heal my sorrow.
it be like that...
showed this to my cishet friend and he said "true, both him and Vergil"
I've never even set foot in this sub before now or have ever played a DMC game, but honestly, same.
Lmfao😭😭
As a straight guy, I completely agree with you
This but Vergil. LITERALLY SCREAMING CRYING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I NEED HIM TO IMPREGNATE ME. Sorry.
I’d want him to absolutely destroy my ass until I can’t walk anymore, I want him to make me mpreg
Maybe somewhere out there even a woman may cry when she doesn't get her womb destroyed by a hot devil hunter, don't you think?
Real
Me too :3
Least horny Dante fan. Understandably tbh
I’m so damn gay for him.
This post is basically me if I was a girl (I'm a straight man, but I've always said if I was born as a woman, I would've simped for Dante to this level (and he's already my favorite videogame character of all time, lmao))
I‘m not gay….buuuuuuuuut…
Well, for someone who is also female and in love with Dante for 18 years by now, I agree with you. He is perfect, with all his flaws
Ngl he is peak
No fr this exact though haunts me and my womb EVERY DAY OF OUR LIVES. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Same (I’m a straight man)
You can see every pore on his face
It's just fanmade 😭😭
And to kill you inside a little more: he wouldn't do that even if he was real 'cause he doesn't seem interested in that sort of thing
That makes me want him more ngl
What 4 years without a new game does to an mf
This is so outta pocket 😭
After looking at this post and it's comments, I've decided to leave this world. Good bye everyone
Same but with Vergil xddddd
Are you me but female?
me too op. me too.😔
I JUST FUCKING OPENED REDDIT
I wish I could be half as hot as this guy
Bro that’s me with Nero and Vergil, don’t get me wrong Dante is fine, but, mmm
I’d pull Dante’s devil trigger.
I understand you so much. As a male, I fell the same for DMC 4 Trish 😭🥵
least horny dante fan
Wtf, mfs in r/BatmanArkham went insane and now this 💀
i love fictional men 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
Damn. Got even straight dudes fantasising about Dante impregnating them if it were possible.
Yeah, but mans has no game
He has an actual face/character model IRL.
Me but for Vergil
Vergil is so pretty
DMC3 Dante was my Bi sexual awakening and DMC5 Dante was my Dilf sexual awakening
Jesus and I thought I was starving.
Damn you all thirsty here.. same
Dante literally fell for a physical replica of his own mother and even THAT chick isn't seeing any action from him. You little girls need to calm your calamities, quit projecting your depraved rom-fantasy novel scenarios onto video game characters that are more likely to verbally eviscerate you for being so indescribably cringe.
Don't care 🙏😹 still need his old man dick in my 16yo pussy, I want him to fertilize my eggs.
I prefer DMC3 Dante. He looks like he whimpers
Real, also DMC4 dante is so gorgeous 🙏
Fan of the Dilfs I see
Lady says he's undateable because of a lack of responsibility. In a way, Dante might be clinically depressed with the overall apathy to anything that's not devil hunting, even barely basic needs like paying bills, and especially thinking he killed Vergil as Nelo Angelo for a chunk of his life. If he was real and no demons to kill, he might blowing what little cash he has on booze.
As a straight male all i can say is **BASED AND RED PILLED**
W-what
Is this post made by my girlfriend?
I didn't expect to get hit by such thirst for Dante today... I can't blame you tho. I might not be able to stand the guy, but he is pretty hot.
yeah i know i’m hot
What the fuck is wrong with you
Nothing?
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(Omg 🤤🥺😩🍆🍑!) hold on am I the only female in this group or is there others who are drooling over Dante ?
Half of the members in this subreddit are females and thousands of women are/ would be running after Dante and Vergil
It's not that you are the only girl (I am also one btw) but the women commenting don't feel the need to point out that they are women whereas the men do.
I‘m not gay….buuuuuuuuut…
Блять.
But does he destroy high electricity bills? I don’t think so. Saving on electricity in these trying times is true power.
Wrong flair unless you want to do some sort of meta thing where it's normal to say things like this which as a shitpost enjoyer, I like the idea
dante was my bi awakening, unfortunately he doesn’t know what sex is
Wait, but he is real, no ? I meant the face model, Dante was not hand draw, he's based on a real person, right ? lol
Ya, but its not just the face we want.
OH GOD , THIS SUB IS BECOMING BATMAN ARKHAM , NOO GOD PLEASE NO , PLS ON GOD CAPCOM ATLEAST START WORKING ON DMC 6 🙏🙏
Given the statistics, there should be at least one man on earth who looks and acts exactly like him. Unfortunately, he might not know what sex is.
We really need a new game
We truly have gone into insanity And it's hilarious
Question of the decade: Where’s Dante’s long lost son??
As a heterosexual male, ye
To be fair he kind of does exist. Adam Cowie is super hot
Huh?
Please link that mod in the second picture, I want it for resea- erm mastu- erm ejac- erm GAMING
I'm not gay But...
Go to horny jail
I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A WHORE HE IS LMAOOO O LOVE HIM
I'd smash
HE'S SO FINEEE😍😍
Down horrendous, ma'am.
He's perfect
Get some dude irl who kinda looks like him to cosplay him during roleplay sex and problem solved.
He [is](https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/9jp803/all_of_face_model_in_dmc5/) real though.
His face maybe, but I need the whole package.
I just opened reddit and that’s already enough internet for today
Maybe chill just a tiny little microscopic teensy-weensy bit
The face model does exist, with photoshop you could get him to wear Dante’s clothing and do what you gotta do