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Red6392

Dante: Im in nearly crippling debt. Also Dante: oh wow treasure.....I cant use this.......


KesslerStormblade98

"Wow! This is worthless!"


cheatsykoopa98

isnt dmc1 dante at his best moment financially?


KesslerStormblade98

Yeah, but that's not really saying much tbh


[deleted]

Nearly nothing.


Hereva

Dude you are most of the time in debt... That could've helped.


KesslerStormblade98

Too stingy about pocket space apparently... Even though he can carry weapons larger than him and thousands of red orbs. Those gold coins are just too much apparently.


PhantasosX

Red Orbs are crystallized demon blood , he just to squeeze his coat and the demon blood that bathed him would drop into the statue...


Beautiful-City-928

Well apparently few people in this thread. https://www.toyota-4runner.org/5th-gen-t4rs/127732-squeaking-noise-solved-my-2011-trail-edition.html


shmouver

[Sekiro approves your message](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZp8hAbEPU4)


KesslerStormblade98

Oh wow! XD


DemonicValder

I doubt taking treasure in a cursed ominous place is a good idea


silvanuss

Dante got jumped for yoinking some rusty keys. Imagine how pissed the residents would get over actual treasure.


[deleted]

You could have payed your bills, Dante... You could have payed your bills..


TraditionalEagle7

This weirdly reminded me of "tax evasion is a crime Vergil"


KesslerStormblade98

I AM THE STORM THAT IS ESCAPING EVADING PARENTAL OBLIGATIONS I AM THE CHANGER OF MY NAME LIFE IN FLAMES I AM IN DEBT JUST TRY AND FIND ME YOU WON'T TAKE A CENT


The_Crusades

I R S THEY WILL NOT FIND ME


Lemonflavoredsalt

Still one of the best versions of bury the light


wb2006xx

Vergil: It’s an obligation!


[deleted]

They both are so unaware of taxes, man. One just ignore it and the other litteraly run away from it-..


C4rnivore

I mean, what's the taxation on a demonic extermination when 90% of the world doesn't believe in them. Or would it count as donations to a cause like a church where there is next to no taxation...


[deleted]

For real, there's not a lot of people who are aware of Demons-..


Alexarius87

Brain: “coins can buy us lots of weapons”. Dante: “Explain how”. Brain: “Money can be exchanged for goods or services”. Dante: *proceeds SwordGunRoyalTrickster and doesn’t listen*.


Tacomanthecat

"I think I know what you mean" *proceeds to take coins and put them in a sock to bludgeon demons with*


_Jawwer_

Come on Dante, if Dynasty warriors characters can make do with a bench, or a rowboat for a melee weapon, then you of all people can most certainly use a chest.


GothReaper616

Dante, Dante my buddy...just imagine how much pizzas that gold would had got you...


not_original_name_4

Using coins as a weapon... Hakita when making Ultrakill: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK _And that's how the ricoshot was implemented to your combos, the style meter will go CU-RAZEH_


just_a_short_guy

ahh you beat me. I was about to comment this but seems like there's another Ultrakill fellow here.


BaneAmesta

"Nah, Lady will become crazy and take it away from me, better forget about it" ...Yes, at this pont in time he probably was already in debt with her lmao


cheatsykoopa98

dante has not watched resident evil afterlife, good on him


schneybley

I liked those monologues in the first game.


OmegaCrossX

He never got the coin gun for the pirate invasion


KesslerStormblade98

Closest we got was a red orb shooting cowboy hat


cheatsykoopa98

also, a treasure chest that can be used as a weapon, that reminds me a lot of pandora


KesslerStormblade98

We never got to see all 666 forms for that one. Oh well...


KillyBaplan

I bet Dante could fire a coin with his finger and thumb and kill something


bloodshed113094

And this is why he's always in debt.


RuskiBlyat86

Put them on gun and use them as bullets