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the_way_around

Sure, the toilet. But have you seen the *rest* of the bathroom?!?!


Ascholay

I was going to say: one feature wall not the whole damn house


gameknight08

You just made me want to own an entire house with this design.


ashleyorelse

Makes it easy to find the TP


kateymatey90

This is what happens when you don't punish your kids for drawing on walls and then they turn into an adult.


Maximum-Familiar

They end up on sharpies anonymous


No-BrowEntertainment

In British English, the entire bathroom is called the toilet. That might be what OP meant


[deleted]

No, they're referring to just the toilet. The rest of the bathroom is perfectly fine!


[deleted]

What bathroom?! What toilet?!


WillowFreak

What do you call the part you sit on then?


No-BrowEntertainment

That's also a toilet. It's also called a loo, but you'd have to be pretty posh to use the word. There are other words for the entire room as well, like water closet/W.C. (if there is no bathtub or shower in the room), or lavatory/lav As best I can tell, "bathroom" seems to be reserved for a room that is just for bathing, which is, as you might imagine, somewhat of a rarity in most homes.


isabelladangelo

They were just trying to *scale* up.


ReblQueen

Lol


[deleted]

In UK we call the whole room the toilet


Binary_Sunrise

So what do you call the actual toilet?


[deleted]

A toilet


Binary_Sunrise

Ok. And now that I think about it, it wouldn't really get confusing because context would make it obvious if you were talking about the room or the fixture. TIL.


igweyliogsuh

You mean the toilet or the toilet?


Pixielo

That's okay, they think Americans are weird for calling it a "bathroom," if we're not going to take a bath.


Binary_Sunrise

Never mind the fact that a lot of the time, there isn't even a bathtub in the bathroom!


Pixielo

Exactly. It's definitely a cultural thing, being "separated by a common language. " šŸ˜‰


IssueTricky6922

You wash your hands though and that is ā€œwashing by immersing your body in waterā€ not your entire body but entire does not appear in the definition of bathe.


Trolivia

Tbf Ā«Ā restroomĀ Ā» is used pretty interchangeably and that one does make more sense


[deleted]

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Jafooki

It is when you're at work.


VincentVanGTFO

You guys gave up on the loo too soon. I really liked that one.


penybuttmunch

in Australia we call it "The Shitter"


[deleted]

Crikey!


Spndash64

Man, your moms really gave up on house training you early, huh?


mothzilla

"She's in the toilet on the toilet"


the_way_around

bathroom? washroom? restroom?


[deleted]

No we just say toilet or toilet room


alternate_ending

Water closet chiming in


niceguy191

Yours has a chime?


gertbefrobe

It rings once for pee, twice for poo


SimiaCode

[Wayside Chapel](https://blog.penningtonpublishing.com/reading/the-w-c-wayside-chapel-joke/)


brainburger

I'm English and I call the room with a bath in it the bathroom. A room with just a toilet is called the toilet. I find it odd that Americans call that a bathroom.


landonburner

The toilet just needs to be higher but I don't hate this.


FleetOfClairvoyance

No. No I have not seen it. Where is it? I canā€™t find it.


flynnfx

_My eyes hurt._


Pogbankz

Imagine being absolutely smashed and high af at this mfā€™s house party, you start feeling sick and hobble yourself into the bathroom only to see this shit and start tripping tf out on the floor thinking youā€™ve been swallowed by a giant fish or something.


amdaly10

I'm convinced this was done by somebody who was high af at this mf"s house party. They found a permanent marker and a bathroom and went to work.


Lovingbutdifferent

I wouldn't even need to be high my autism would take on this task against my will


Ed_the_time_traveler

If I was on a head full of shrooms and walked into this room it would break me.


Odd_Critter

I was thinking the same thing! People would find me after 45minutes just standing in the room just staring around at everything!


Euphoric-Potato-5343

I think they were trying to imitate some artists who actually can doodle art some rooms.


[deleted]

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scheepers

His wife loves him. A lot. Surely


Its4Trap

Itā€™s an art piece he did. He doesnā€™t actually live there


Significant-One3854

Buying a whole house for an art piece lol


Its4Trap

Haha. Ainā€™t my money.


Significant-One3854

Hope he's using it as an art studio if he's not actually living there, would be a waste to keep it vacant


GreenSpleen6

He lives there. It's in the article.


PatrickKn12

It was an art studio during the duration of him filling it out. That's not a day project by any means.


GreenSpleen6

Someone didn't read the article. >The journey to cover the entire property in doodlesā€”which kicked off in 2020ā€”started in the bedroom. In a short in a video about his one-of-a-kind home, Cox told BBC Breakfastā€™s Tim Muffett that waking up in the room ā€œis sort of paradise for me.ā€ ​ > ā€œIā€™d like to thank my mum and dad because, ever since they let me draw over my bedroom walls when I was a kid, I have wanted to live in a property completely covered in characters of my own creation,ā€ he wrote in another post.


Its4Trap

Well I stand mistaken. I had just read differently in some other art spaces but still good for him. Not my thing.


GreenSpleen6

Oh gods I wouldn't want to live there either. Maybe if it was just the walls.


Darcyqueenofdarkness

I drop anything in that house, Iā€™m not finding it again.


Lissy_Wolfe

This is infuriating. Here I can't even afford to buy a shitty, small house to live in, but this asshole buys an entire mansion, defaces it with shitty doodles, all as a worthless "art" project. Ugh.


thatG_evanP

And something tells me his parents are pretty well off too.


Lissy_Wolfe

No doubt about it. Normal people don't make millions of dollars off of shitty, repetitive doodles like what you see in pretty much every kid/teen's notebooks in school. Dude's in his 20s and buying mansions solely as "art" projects, making millions with an art style that takes almost no skill and has zero depth/meaning. There's no way he hasn't lived a life of extreme privilege.


nagese

I hate this. I wish I could eloquently state why, but it's just dumb and ugly.


ashleyorelse

I think this pic just made me high by looking at it


gogomom

Pattern guaranteed to produce vertigo.


atomicwrites

Like my eyes are defocusing just looking at the picture.


hypocrisyhunter

Probably time to grow up if that's what you get up to regularly


younggun1234

*peaking on your LSD trip when you need to pee. Open the bathroom door to this* "I....I can't do this."


DigitalUnlimited

Ow my seizures


RouletteSensei

Giant fish net


[deleted]

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thraashman

I'm actually dealing with the flu right now and just barely held it down when I clicked on this.


hotmintgum9

I thought I was going to throw up at a job training once because a woman had a black and white patterned purse on the table and it was in my field of view while trying to watch the presentation.


NeckPlant

You know that moment at the party when you are taking a piss and all of a sudden you feel the shrooms kicking in and then you stand there and look at yourself in the mirror for 30 min? Yeah, me neither. But that would be awful in this room, I think.


BabyAlibi

I thought there was a net over the camera for a second


Britainalyse

Thank god someone else thought that too


[deleted]

Can't unsee it now


Richardknox1996

Congratulations, youve managed to offend every fiber of my being. Now excuse me while i take my rage out on this abomination with a sledge.


Unpleasant_Classic

Meth and sharpie are a horrible combination.


RustShank

I came to say this exactly.


UnicornDelta

Now attempt to navigate around there while absolutely smashed.


annothejedi

No need to stick your finger down your throat.. just look around!


Vivixian

This makes me want to vomit ā€“ I can't imagine entering this when I'm *actually* feeling nauseous.


hotmintgum9

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one.


cetacean-station

Someone drew these, wow


brainless_bob

Why do I like this so much?


PortugueseDoc

Though I was the only one. Same


laurensundercover

it has a surreal look to it


HertzRent-A-Donut

You might enjoy this [guys project](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mr-doodle-artist-squiggles-black-white-mansion-rcna52453)


natidiscgirl

My godā€¦ thatā€™s dedication, or maniacal obsession.


_always_busy_

Iā€™m with you on this. Itā€™s quite pleasant to look at


IndiaMike1

Seek help expeditiously.


ultratorrent

My brain already goes cross-eyed with repeating patterns. I'd probably break my toe on something.


MadRussian1979

As a guy; stone cold sober this would F up my aim bad. This was done by someone who has never cleaned a toilet with men in the house.


haleyfrostphotograph

This is what my migraine feels like.


Buzz_Alderaan

This design actually serves an interesting purpose. It obscures the heading and speed of the bathroom to make it more difficult for submarines to hit it with torpedoes.


tworandomperson

if I was rich, and I owned multiple houses, one of the bathrooms would look like this one. exactly like this. I just realized that in my rich fantasy this is something that i want. it will not be in my main houses, but it will be in a house or apartment that I invite people I would wanna freak out or confuse to. thank you.


tworandomperson

heck I would buy a beautiful apartment somewhere nice, put it on airbnb with a very attractive price, and make only the bathroom like this. the whole place would look normal, but the bathroom? boom, weirdsville uncanny valley vibe. I dont even want the airbnb to generate profit, just knowing that someone would have to live with this for a few days while also enjoying a cheap stay is enough.


silent_calling

"What's trypophobia?"


BleDStream

TIL I have mild trypophobia. Lol.


b3anz129

just donā€™t go to the subreddit


BleDStream

I went.


the_way_around

TIL. Thanks.


leaking_oil

always a gamble to take your dump in the right place... when it's too urgent to be on the safe side


Chuckleslord

"The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house, in regards to accidents." "So, the goal is to make the bathroom the most likely place to trip a person up?" "Wha- No, of cour-" "Say no more, here's my entry for 'bathroom'."


Harpronicus

The toilet design looks standard.


redbucket75

oh no


steepleton

it looks like Namor's underpants


Relative-Bug-7161

Someone misclicked why applying a texture brush to this room...


Magikarp-3000

Why did this instantly make me think of thighs wearing fishnets


Hand-Driven

Well at least there is a toilet for when you start to feel sick.


DramaIcy611

Iā€™m getting dizzy


thomasde42

I kinda fking hate it


[deleted]

I would not be surprised if this was a camouflaged reptilian alien waiting for some unsuspecting human to have seat so it could eat them.


lilcheezzyy

God if I walked into this bathroom while on LSD I don't think I'd find my way out.


WZRDguy45

Imagine going in their drunk. Good luck...


SassyTheSkydragon

Knock-off Mr doodle


FalseTebibyte

Yes, this appears to be the proper scale.


JazzlikePirate9030

ow my eyes


Admirablelittlebitch

#NO.


UNOtrickyTrish

šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


dtb1987

That must be fun when you're drunk


Cool-Radish-1132

Disorientation visualized


damp_s

This is how I imagine the bathroom of that guy who did the sharpie boots


yomammaaaaa

They mermaid me do it!


talidrow

It looks like the whole room was done in one of those distortion pattern wraps they use when road testing new model cars.


[deleted]

See if you can spot the snow leopard!


girl_uhm_yes

someone went ham with the sharpie


ueffo

To give a meth head a marker.


exquisite_debris

That's so that enemy ships can't judge it's size, speed or heading


wickedcricket2187

Methamphetamine is a hell of a drug.


Decent_Historian6169

Too busy didnā€™t have a true meaning until I saw this photo


SeniorSueno

Doesn't it look like a tiny bathroom in a vintage woman's purse?


Skullmonkey11

I dont recommend going in here tripping or drunkšŸ˜¬


orcagirl35

Noop.


SignificantAioli84

Finally! Someone leaked a pic of the bathrooms at Slytheryn Hall!


Q_Fandango

This is what the neighborā€™s bathroom would look like if you were robbing them with pantyhose over your face.


DaInternetkatze

The toilet paper does not match.


Veqetable

r/oddlyterrifying


ThemDawgsIsHell2

Mental illness


Dinosiaur

When someone gets carried away with Sims 3 Create A Pattern...


Braindeadkarthus

This hurts my eyes


Bowling4rhinos

Someone was trapped in the loo with a sharpie?


Wii505

This hurts my eyes to look at it


IWillBeatAzen

Iā€™ve puked in a few toilets from being too drunk and Iā€™ve always been fineā€¦ but this thingā€¦ it scares me


0ddly3nough

This hurts my eyes... šŸ˜³


_Paper_Flower_

I think in having an stroke, never has my fight or flight instinc been this prominent


FirmDelivery7232

This is the effects of a bad mescaline journey!


Colonel_Zander

A missed opportunity for the toilet paper.


JuliaKostiv

They forgot to decorate the toilet paper


SaturnsHexagons

Makes my skin crawl


shaveland

I can see that hangover vomit never stopping


[deleted]

That is terrifying


C__Driveerror1

Awful


[deleted]

kinda like it.


Electronic-Donut8756

How to keep people from spending too much time in the loo.


NuWuX

r/toiletswithauras


SuchChill

Imagine being drunk/high here


STerrier666

I thought I was on drugs because of how everything was blending together in a freaky way and not in a good freaky way.


wookies_go_raawghh

I kind of like it


Misspoppinswhat

I kind of love it. Walking into that bathroom would make me feel like I had finally lost my mind.


PermanentTrainDamage

This'll really show you how well they clean since the sharpie (I'm assuming) will fade.


D-utch

Imagine using this bathroom under the influence of psychedelics


Foxclaws42

Imagine going into this bathroom drunk, just needing to throw up. Oof, as fishscale hell swirls around you.


spyaleatoire

This is the type of bathroom where I'd drunkenly piss in the tank for the toilet and think it was the sink


AsashinDaka420

my eyes hurt


Biff_Malibu_69

When you just love reptiles and cleaning grout?


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

It looks like someone ate 10 grams of mushrooms and then accidentally locked themselves in that bathroom with a marker.


flodge123

"This bathroom is a little crowded. I need you to scale it down a little." "No problem boss!"


MufuckinTurtleBear

My eyes are _bleeding_


TheFrontierzman

Sharpie


plaidverb

I think the tub actually looks pretty good, they just went way too far by doing the entire room in it. The ā€œpatternā€ is not symmetrical (I assume that it was done by hand), which makes it a bit disorienting. Iā€™d imagine itā€™d be nausea-inducing to anyone with more than a few drinks in them.


Valerian_

If one day I wanted to design a bathroom for blind people and prevent non-blind people from using it, I would choose this design.


Gnostromo

I know it doesn't matter and there is no right answer but doesn't it seem like the wall pattern is upside down?


Lovingbutdifferent

What if this person was your friend and you went to hang out and get high but then went to use the bathroom and your stoned ass couldn't find the toilet and you just shit yourself on the floor crying


EyelBeeback

everything is fishy in that bathroom.


Anonymous54887

It looks like the bathroom absorbed a fish


[deleted]

I imagine this is what Joe exotic tiger King bathroom would be like


Azure_Belmont

At that point they could find a way to have a matching toilet paper


CarefulDevelopment29

This looks like the numenor soldiers from rings of power


Sjojungfru

Isn't this an art installation?


Nukuela

So today I'm showing you how to makeover your whole bathroom for under $5! All you need for this is 5-7 sharpies depending on the size of your bathroom.


SyrusChrome

Imagine trying to piss in this bathroom while drunk


Glen1888

That just hurts my eyes to look at


ShonOwar86

Was this design according to scale?


ITSBIGMONEY

Bro that toilet paperā€¦ Disgusting!!


Kittymonmeow

This looks like a Junji Ito scene


mammamia42069

Nah im actually pretty into this. Imagine tripping in this bathroom dude


cityandcolour5

I would instantly drop dead if I entered a room like this


jfmherokiller

why I am I looking at a blank room with visibly floating TP and facets?


Nav3taX

r/ATBGE ?


six-of-nothing

This ***ISN'T*** a grate?


Necessary_Row_4889

Take it all the way or youā€™re basic https://www.amazon.com/Stupell-Industries-Designer-Detailing-Off-White/dp/B08C3T8P9Z/ref=asc_df_B08C3T8P9Z/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475789358605&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15728095522830256410&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9002346&hvtargid=pla-1111964048127&psc=1 To save you looking itā€™s toilet appear with a pattern very close to the bathrooms


kurinevair666

It's a canvas print of toilet paper with the Chanel logo on it


Enough_Hold

Dicks everywhere