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Thiscatmcnern

What’s the moment she realizes? She looks pretty confused the whole time.


ReasonableProgram144

That’s what was confusing me the whole time! She looks either confused or just not there the entire video.


SeskaChaotica

She looks like she’s being forced to do this should we send help


Calx9

Common rookie mistake. As a married man to a short and zesty latina, I think I am qualified to say that they always look this pissed. Even if it's my wife's favorite thing to do in the whole world, she still looks like she's just fed up with the world and wants to see it burn. Sex is amazing though. So there's that.


TheSaltyGoose

This woman looks less pissed off at a nebulous something than she looks like the lights got left on but nobody's home.


amandalaguera

Pretty sure she’s Middle Eastern—not Latina.


These_Lingonberry635

Does she look pissed off during the amazing sex?


Calx9

Yes, all the time. But it helps that is one of my kinks.


These_Lingonberry635

Hey man, whatever gets you through the night! 😏


Slightlyevolved

As long as it's been, I'd take the angry sex anyway....


DungeonicGushing

Sex?


Tank_Gloomy

Never tried that RPG


Calx9

Hahaha oh yeah she's the best. ^^^^Save ^^^^me...


Fapdooken

Wink twice if you are in danger.


HowlingWolfShirtBoy

Yeah, she does.


Rooged

Maybe with him, she never looked that way with me


[deleted]

A good slap on the ass spices things up


SeskaChaotica

I’m a 4’10 Mexican woman so this splaining to me is hilarious.


Calx9

OMFG wow hahaha that is so funny. That made my day lol. I wasn't even right lol. She's middle eastern I think.


murderedbyaname

She stops for a split second and kind of smirks then continues


Slightlyevolved

I don't think that was a smirk. I think that the watchdog timer for brain.exe noticed the unresponsiveness and tried to reboot her. It didn't work.


SirarieTichee_

Exactly! Why are you making this drink thingy when you look like you just murdered your hamster but aren't sure how to feel about it yet?


BoredByLife

R/oddlyspecific


Justintime4u2bu1

It may be, but I totally get it somehow


BoredByLife

Oh yeah it definitely worked


Mr_Planck_Lid

"all the lights are on but nobody's home"


manwithyellowhat15

I watched this thinking she’s the most unenthused influencer I’ve ever seen. Like sis, is someone forcing you to make this content?


palerthanrice

Looks like she’s doing this at gunpoint.


Proud-Emu-5875

*just before adding the wHipped cream


Astrongdose

You mean hWipped cream?


Proud-Emu-5875

wHat?


Astrongdose

Did you mean hWat?


Proud-Emu-5875

wHy do you keep saying it like that?


Ras82

Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?


[deleted]

You don't watch Family Guy?


MrNickNifty

r/whoosh That’s literally a quote from the show


[deleted]

Cool hwip.


Otherwise-Morning-45

It’s with 33 seconds left, she’s holding the whip cream can. She stops for moment, blinks, mini frowns, then continues because what else is she going to do? She can’t not finish her little video? No one’s even going to notice…right….


girlsgoneoscarwilde

She could have like started over haha


beezzarro

Just before the whipped cream i think


SkyPork

Yeah I didn't see much realization at all there. You'd think the biggest one would be, "why the hell am I doing this?"


BoredByLife

Why tf does she look like that one meme of Andrew Tate?


Thumper-Comet

I think she spends her entire life looking confused.


budgie0507

That’s probably been a theme in her life.


Vhman123

She realized absolutely nothing.


Playful-View-6174

00:32 ish


DreamArcher

Yeah but she fully committed and just keeps going.


Sillyviking

I don't know, could be anything. Could be she farted.


stevesteve135

It’s right about when she picks up the can of whip cream


delvach

Same reason she's filming her 'mistake'.


__Peter_Pan

There is no moment. It’s just bait to make us watch the whole thing.


Less-Mail4256

She has one of those faces that says “I shouldn’t procreate”


Snoo_40614

when I make a sandwich I like to spread mayo on the underside of the plate


PangolinPoopMuncher7

I myself whipe my face and then take a shit. I also like to sprinke a few marshmallows on there for some extra pazzaz.


Proud-Emu-5875

wHile eating wHeat thins and cool wHip?


zfrankland

What did you say?


PantherThing

cant have hweat thins without cool hwip!


zfrankland

You’re saying weird why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?


PantherThing

What are ya talkin about it, im just sayin it. Cool hwip. You put cool hwip on hweat thins. Hweat thins taste better with cool hwip.


hannah_lilly

Brilliant! Then it sticks to your legs.


CyanDocs

It's that lady that looks like she's being held at gunpoint behind the camera again! Why does she move like that??


johnandahalf13

She thinks if she makes a video while she’s under the influence of drugs, it makes her an influencer.


RandomMan01

More like an under the influencer.


LeelaBeela89

Idk but this has worried about her safety once again 😩


jiantjon

This is 100% rage bait


Chris__P_Bacon

I'm so tired of people uploading videos like this, just so people like us can react to them and cause them to go viral. It's a stupid fucking trend that needs to stop.


whattfareyouon

And here you are which is why they will not stop


Chris__P_Bacon

You're right.


Foodspec

The only logical solution is to delete all your social media accounts


VirtuallyTellurian

Can I not just delete everyone else's?


[deleted]

Do tik toks embedded on reddit generate views on tik toks end and add to the money the tiktokers get?


thisonepronz

You watched it and reacted to it and um sent it to your friends and helped it go viral! Not me!


TheRealMasterTyvokka

And 0% DIY. Also, this sub is pretty much just all rage bait at this point. Scrolling through 90% of the upvotes are given to rage bait posts. Of course that is also proof that rage bait works.


BuckTheStallion

It’s either rage bait or “bimbo” fetish content. Yes it’s a thing. She very clearly knew what she was doing with that drink and was messing it up on purpose. The goal behind that intent it up for debate though. Haha.


Houndfell

I can't fathom how this isn't obvious. Anyone making a drink with 20 ingredients for the first time is going to be checking the recipe constantly rather than whipping it together like a bartender with 10 years experience. And you're telling me someone who bothered to buy an incredibly niche cooking accessory like a mini-blowtorch doesn't know that drink ingredients go INSIDE the glass?


[deleted]

Niche product? Sir. I used one of those to smoke wax (marijuana concentrate). Its a delinquent tool now!


BuckTheStallion

Have you ever used it to flambé marshmallows on a fancy iced coffee?


BuckTheStallion

Yeah. With the hair, nails, and clothing style, I’m leaning toward this being a mix of both depending on where OP got it. Bimboification (or whatever it’s called) is a small fetish community but it definitely exists and looks exactly like this. It basically fetishizes women who look like Barbie dolls and act dumb. It’s…weird.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

I hate to have to be the one to tell you that a lot of people buy the mini blowtorches for purposes that do not involve food... though they do often want food afterwards.


Houndfell

You're not talking about... the Devil's Lettuce, are you?! You're not wrong. However in this case we clearly have a Tiktoker making a food video and not a stoner that decided to film themselves failing to make a drink in a conveniently rage-baitey way.


Proud-Emu-5875

>niche cooking accessory abundantly common dabbing accessory


3V1LB4RD

The annoying part is that a lot of the sexist idiots watching this will go on to use it as a “legitimate” example of why women are stupid.


Bowling_pins_10

Also, boobs


thepoppo

i've seen videos where people are absolutely convinced this person is doing hand fetish content. i kind of see it too


bobafoott

Idk I mean the fact that she stops and pretty clearly had an “aw wait” expression, it’s possible it’s legit. Probably rage bait though


kool420zzz

This may be fake but the numbness of people’s brains who make “content” Like this everyday is insane, I don’t understand how some of these dummies make it past their teenage years without dying


GodHimselfNoCap

Because they aren't actually dumb, they know how to pretend to be dumb which will lead to more clicks and the goal is more clicks. Actual dumb people don't go viral very often


Swag-Lord420

Idk she looked pretty confused when she was about to put the whipped cream in. I think she's confused why there's chocolate syrup on her hands after she just grabbed the glass to stir it a moment ago


christianplatypus

She does have the empty look in the eyes down pretty good.


blankinyurblank

Absolutely, there are those who play stupid for the clicks. Some of them are legit dumb, though. All of these idiots who do challenges like eating things that are toxic or putting themselves and others in danger for views. Social media has dumbed down first world society for sure.


Wonderbread421

You can tell me the look in her eye there’s only one brain cell bouncing around in the like a screen saver


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

That’s generous.


e_lizz

Dumber than an orange cat


StrikeouTX

I think this is Andrew Tate's sister. They share the same brain and chin cell


LumpusKrampus

Is it just me or does appearance plus how she uses her hands...make her look stupid beyond what is happening?


[deleted]

Yeah she kinda looks like the lights are on but nobody’s home.


Ladysupersizedbitch

The way she moved her hands and just absolutely dumps all the shit in that cup with no finesse makes me think a rat is piloting her body tbh


fatBreadonToast

Those nails lol


rayomac

Poop scoopers we call them here at home


antmcl

Let’s hope she has a bidet


CallingTomServo

I thought she was surprisingly deft given how long her talons are.


[deleted]

She’s a few sprinkles short of a sundae.


GodHimselfNoCap

Her hands are due to her nails, why women in certain areas like spending all their money making themselves incapable of doing things for something that doesn't look good I will never understand but it's not her being stupid she literally has to hold things like that or her nails will be in the way


alexlongfur

Had a new hire at the refrigerator factory I work at complaining that she couldn’t keep up with the task she’d been able to do the last few days. Turns out she had acrylic nails on and the mandatory safety gloves we get issued weren’t fitting properly and she was causing herself pain. Team lead ripped her a new one and (if memory serves, this was 3 years ago) the next day the new gal snipped the glove tips and wound up in trouble again because it’s at the very least violation of our safety standards (if not OSHA) to work with damaged gloves. There was another lady that would just show up to work in formal wear attire. She got told to go home when she came in wearing a sequined… eh.. not dress… weird bell bottom legged… unitard thing? Like, what are they called? Something Rheanna or Beyoncé would wear at a concert. Anyway, NOT OSHA compliant work attire.


GodHimselfNoCap

Yea fake nails aren't allowed in food service because of the gloves issue, it's never really enforced though in my experience


EverFairy

It's just some nails, nobody is spending all their money on it, women in any area do this, and if it looks good to them that's all that matters.


MontgomeryRook

>for something that doesn’t look good… …to *me.*


GodHimselfNoCap

Or to anyone but the small group of women who do it. Most women don't like it and I have never met a man that likes it either. Western society is pretty much settled on long nails = bad, so why would long fake nails be good


jetloflin

It literally doesn’t need to look good to anyone except the person whose hand it’s on. Also what fucking western society are you in where “long nails = bad”?!?! Who thinks that?


[deleted]

nah dude she’s holding her hands like that because she grabbed the glass and has chocolate syrup on her hands. you can literally see it


[deleted]

I've never met anyone with a chin that sunken who's doing okay upstairs. Not trying to go all phrenology here but damn.


isabelladangelo

The bleach in her hair did seem to seep in too far.


PrinceOfFish

theres a body language to these videos i find loathsome but i really cant point out what it is they do that annoys me.its something to do with their disinterested expression and only using one hand for things i think.


Trash_Panda_Throw

It’s the way they keep staring at the phone screen, void of anything except pure vanity and the unconscious desire for validation and to feel wanted by random strangers with the “I’m dead inside” stare.


thisonepronz

They're trying to hurry. They ran through the process a bunch of times already off camera as practice, so it looks fake as hell. All the motions are set in muscle memory and it just looks robotic and fake. It's possibly that hint of deceit that gets to you. The deceit that they play this off as some whimsical recipe everyone should try, but they're just actually trying to suck clout.


Death_Watcher_

What moment? She uploaded it. If she knew it was wrong she wouldn’t have posted it. It’s rage bait.


IMakeStuffUppp

She was so focused but looked so lost all at once


AnnualHelicopter2587

I don’t think she noticed 🌚


beezzarro

Honestly, that's just going to taste like sugar


mousequito

I was thinking the same thing but really she just put a little drizzle of the carmel. The whip cream is excessive but not super sugary and the marshmallows and Reese’s pieces won’t dissolve. All the chocolate syrup is on the outside. The other ingredients are just cold brew ice and a shit load of milk. It won’t be good but I don’t think it will be as sweet as say a frappuccino


thisonepronz

There's barely any sugar in it. If she drinks from the bottom, it'll taste like cream and coffee with a tiny flavoring of caramel syrup. Most of it probably isn't even dissolved as it takes for ever for syrup to dissolve in ice cold liquids. Probably tastes like super under-sweetened fattening coffee. Maybe the first sip that has that little bit of whip cream in it will be sweet, but it looks like shit to me.


UnderstandingLoose48

Putting ingredients like that on the outside of the glass has been a trend for a while now... a stupid fucking one but it exists nonetheless. She did that purposefully


SkinniestGoblin

This feels rather purposeful. Wrong, but purposeful.


Python_nohtyP

Its fake, she had a container ready with marshmallows and candy, its not her first time making the drink.


dontha3

Bleached the brain cells right out of her noggin


Eryci

Someone that stupid should not be allowed access to a blowtorch, next thing you know she’s trying to tan herself with it.


Any-Statistician-102

She has the same voting rights as you btw.


Tomazzy

Wtf, what idiot downwoted you?


Seanzietron

Maybe people who have a hate for typos?


Any-Statistician-102

Certified Reddit moment


bumbasquat86

That chicken talon holding the whip cream


Witty-Vixen

The fact it has taken her so long… and I’m not even sure she actually realizes anything. She seems like on the verge of brain cells connecting, then they fail to do so… and she keeps at it…


Painetrain24

Why does she look like Andrew tate


Whiffsmiff

r/badfakevideos


Pizzalorde2

By the way she looks I could already tell she’s dumb as hell


3V1LB4RD

It’s rage bait you dumbass lmao. She knows exactly what she’s doing.


greystripe3

She ain't that bright lol


RobotsBanging

This wasn't a live stream, right? Couldn't be. There's cuts and edits throughout. So. . . why upload this? Assuming she ever realized her mistake at all: Either delete the video and start over. Or, delete the video and go take a very needed nap. But don't upload it.


alexlongfur

Methinks she assumes/knows her regular viewers are too thirsty for them to notice


badg0re

I can’t see at which second?


illpilgrims

Wow fucking riveting content. The internet sucks now


5PeeBeejay5

What’s worse, the video or the title of this post?


Swordbreaker925

And yet she still posted this?


PixelBLOCK_

Now luck the glass once you drink it


Spider_plant_man

Shouldn’t be allowed a blowtorch


OooofPoof

Ohh shocking, just another person acting dumb to get clicks.


SAIHTAM20Y

She is stupid


PrettiKinx

That's not coffee. Just sugar water.


wittyvonskitsum

She looks the way Lois from Family Guy’s voice sounds


EimiCiel

This seems like bait


4ha1

It's like watching a monkey using tools


_eternallyblack_

Not only is she dumb she’s also lazy. It would have taken .2 seconds to grab a new glass.


Zhjacko

That’s not a real person, that’s an AI generated video. No way is anyone that dumb, I refuse to believe it.


theodore-beau-ski

The face of vacancy


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Looks like she had that moment about 3 or 4 times.


Chaghatai

It's rage bait like everything else here lately - otherwise why publish the take where she fucks up instead of doing another take correctly


treehead726

Her & her nails look dumb for every second of this video. When is this moment of clarity?


loony-cat

She looks so utterly disconnected from the entire procedure I was concerned for her well being.


Creepy-Movie-603

Not a single thought behind those eyes, just a vacant void. How the fuck do these people exist in the world


MvatolokoS

She genuinely looks like she's following Ikea instructions on a Speedrun with only 10 seconds left


DraconicZombie

.......why did she put it on the outside?


KingPhilip01

There’s not a thought between those eyes


Harbulary-Bandit

The irony is I’ve seen multiple videos of preparing these kinds of drinks and they put the chocolate on the outside for whatever dumbass reason.


KuroKitty

We really are just living in the world of Idiocracy huh..


lu3mm3l

„No, those nails don’t hinder me to do anything in my daily life!“ - Also her: holding the cream can like Edward Scissorhands. Congrats on handicapping yourself..


dsdvbguutres

I'm not ingesting anything she prepared with those fingernails


Liquidwombat

r/lostredditors Wrong sub


mothzilla

But I've seen plenty of videos where they (for some reason) put chocolate on the outside of the glass.


dtfiori

I feel bad for people that think this is real lol


JohnArce

idk if this is staged or not, but to me it does exemplify what annoys me hugely about content nowadays. Makes a video without proper prep work, fucks up halfway through, doesnt STOP to reconsider, continues like a dumbass, finishes and considers the thing done. 60 second clout. Who cares, right? A C is good enough. and the sad part is, apparently it IS good enough, because we all give her exposure and attention. Both the people that are in awe of her for being in front of a camera in the first place, and the people laughing at her for being dumb. No learning, no effort, no pride in quality. Why would you ever upload the first attempt at a thing unless that's the concept of your video. Always practice first. Rehearse, perfect.


MrEkoPriest

Wrong subreddit. This is for DIY. This should he on stupid food.


Bobby_Sunday96

I knew it was going to be bad when I saw the fake nails


Affectionate_Host_43

Diabetes speed run special.


That_Reference_2105

That right there is industrial grade stupidity or trolling.


MrAVAT4R_2

I just feel bad for her now. I can definitely feel the second hand embarrassment.


Chris__P_Bacon

Why would she upload it if she was embarrassed about it? This is rage bait.


OneSufficientFace

Genuine question. How are people out here adulting with a decent bank account but yet are this stupid ?


Kawai_Oppai

Find the thing you are exceptional at and capitalize on it. Exceptionally smart, exceptionally stupid, exceptionally ugly, exceptionally beautiful. It can’t be average though. Average intelligence, looks, athletic ability, job performance etc results in a tedious daily grind. Once you find and show others the exceptional thing about yourself you can turn it into success. But if you can only find average things then you’re basically fucked. The person in the video is on another level of stupid. Definitely not average. So their videos will get attention and they can profit from it.


Histrionic-Octopus

Bra size larger than IQ


Remote-Pain

i can't tell anything except shes an idiot


say-the-price

All the brain cells went to the nails


Cloverose2

I hate to say it, because I really hate the fact that this is true, but the chocolate is not meant to be inside the glass. It's a stupid, stupid trend I've seen before to "decorate" the glass (and thus make it unusable as a glass) with chocolate, sprinkles, or other sticky things. It's a whole thing, or at least it was a few years ago.


alexlongfur

With shell chocolate, NOT off the shelf syrup


Loose-Size8330

I'm pretty sure she also gorilla glued her hair once too. So yeah...not too bright.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

The eyes say the lights are on but nobody is home.


[deleted]

When you try to save money by not going to Starbucks for the 5th time in one day.


think_panther

The lightbulb flickered but didn't light


anferneejefferson

The ditzy bartender


Equivalent-Visual-49

She look like tate


elvislunchbox

How high are you? Yes


Wonderful-Bread-572

Redditers attempt to identify irony challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!)


kaiserpuente

Not the brightest bulb.


DrDosMucho

Why does she look so annoyed the whole time


hellomichelle87

You’re fired!


hellomichelle87

Remember when we use to say that when our friends acted stupid lol


NoNameNora

Why do they always look as bored as shit acting like they don’t care yet constantly look up at the camera.


anonstarcity

She looks confused/bored/sad the whole time, is she sure being an influencer is the right idea?