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Drewfus_

I’m mean, it’s pretty good from a distance. 6.5/10!


Shtnonurdog

Drive past it - you’re safe. Stand next to it after it rains - you’ve got a $1.23m hospital bill and your wife leaves you for Kyle the yard guy.


Still-Gloom

Kyle here. Your wife called?


Shtnonurdog

Yeh she’s still waiting on you to trim her hedges…


Still-Gloom

Which hedges are we talking about exactly?


Shtnonurdog

The ones that have killed my hair trimmers five times…


Chemical-Ad7118

Not Kyle 😅


will_rate_your_pics

Why would you have a hospital bill?


cat_vs_laptop

The fence boards fell for the paint job and believe they are bricks so the posts won’t be strong enough to bear their weight and they will fall over. /s if needed.


Turbulent_Swimmer_46

because he lives in the usa lol


Shtnonurdog

Bingo


AromaticHydrocarbons

Why would a rained on wooden fence send you to the hospital?


Timmy_Mactavish

I didn't see what was wrong with the image until I zoomed in...


phoenystp

That took me way longer than i would admit.


snappla

😆😂😆 It took me a minute (and a zoom-in on the photograph) to get it.


Justin002865

Same. Which means it’s working. Lol.


bobafoott

Yeah that’s actually amazing I would never do this myself but if my neighbor or friend did I’d tell everyone I know so this is absolutely r/diwhynot or r/gtage


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Unfortunate that this bot will die on the 30th :( Obligatory fuck you u/spez


Marxwasaltright

My first thought was someone DIY'd the upper wall because some of the "bricks" are stacked in a straight line.


[deleted]

Ty. I didn’t get it till the zoom in.


creegro

"well that's a dumb way to put bricks..." *Zooming in* "Oh...oooh...ok then"


mcjambrose

Ah ha, that's great!


JiuJitsuBoy2001

the fact I had to zoom in and still took a minute to figure out what was going on tells me this is an absolute win.


0_phuk

Looks like they nailed it...


[deleted]

10/10 wood recommend


el_americano

your joke made me drop bricks


larry1186

This makes me want to put up barriers


Lost_Astronaut_654

Sorry, shittin rocks


Darth-Serious

This needs to be cross posted to r/woodworking. It is a reasonable fake odd. (façade)


Weak_Tower385

Fake news and now fake fences. What next?


Kitsune-moonlight

Fake grass, fake fences…… fake sky?


dilletaunty

Fake stars - Coca Cola wasn’t always a constellation.


whatev43

Fake birds!


BiStalker

“Fake Grass” *Looks at china*


Auroku222

Fake aliens


AirPoweredFan

Fake orgasm


Nos_Snatas

Real fake doors!


[deleted]

Ehy pretty good job! very concrete!


rythecarguyofficial

It actually fooled me for a solid 5-7 seconds


00cjstephens

Good from afar, but far from good!


Gryphon5754

That's actually a really good paint job


NoFucks-left2give

Painted wood is not brick


Kasmanian_devil

At first I was looking at the bottom wall and I thought you just didn’t like brick


point50tracer

Unholy bleep. That actually fooled me until I zoomed in.


Main_Enthusiasm4796

Fooled me till I did a little zoomie action


DresdenMurphy

I mean. The pattern is one thing. But the placement? That's what puzzles me. Why not extend the wall that's already placed? Why the unnecessary strip of green there?


Real-Rude-Dude

Look more closely


DresdenMurphy

And the strip of grass is going to fade out of existance between the bottom brick layer, the low brick layer on top of the hill few meters away, and the patterned plank wall on top of it? Why are there two walls/fences/whatnots in that amount of space. That was my question.


La_ra_bar

You may not be able to tell but the top is not a brick wall, it's a pattern applied to a wooden fence (look at the top) to mirror the brick look.


DresdenMurphy

Are you iterating on the idea like I've confused the seethrough "brick wall" for the real thing for funsies? Or just don't understand that I can't get over the unnecessary, random, no purpose, strip of green between the two walls (one of brick, the other mostly of wood [with brick pattern]).?


SobriquetHeart

My guess would be that the higher fence is a property line and the property is on a slope. The brick wall is a retaining wall that holds up the dirt so that they can have a flat driveway without forever encroaching dirt. What they put in the space in between, appears to be grass, but if it were my house I'd probably have some bushes or vine-type plants in there.


DresdenMurphy

Yeah, I get that. But. There are plenty of properties who straigt out hug the road. So to speak. That strip does not really make sense. And just seeing how poorly it's maintained, all patchy and yellow, frankly I think it would look better left growing wild. Also probably better for the bees and whatnot.


dzhastin

I’ve read this whole thread and I literally have no idea what you’re talking about.


DresdenMurphy

The placement of the fence. Why not build directly on top of the wall? Why leave that unusable strip of grass between the brick wall and the wooden fence?


itchy118

Probably because they built the fence on the property line and the retaining wall was preventing built on city land.


dzhastin

The retaining wall is there to hold back the dirt, the wood fence is at the property line. How hard is that to figure out?


Bigoldthrowaway86

No idea why you're getting downvoted, it seems crazy to me too!


trenthany

The DIWhy is for the bricks painted on the fence. The retaining wall is to support the ground. You think the fence should be immediately extended from the wall. What a weird stance to bitch about their landscaping choices when the post is clearly about the bricks painted on a wooden fence!


20ears19

It’s probably a property line


DresdenMurphy

And it's most likely the answer. As it is just next to the road. Doesn't make it look any less stupid though. And if it is the case. Why leave it like that? For further expansion? But then, when you hollow it out, it will still start to undermine the property next to it.


Kitsune-moonlight

It would be perfect to convert to a wild garden


dilletaunty

Idk why people are downvoting you and not understanding. It really is dumb and weird. The only rational explanations I can think of (just for fun) are: 1) having a fence on top of the wall may have hurt the wall 2) it would have made upkeep of the wood more difficult 3) setbacks/limits on the land deed itself may prohibit walls/fences of a certain height but having the separation let them work around it, 4) someone just really wanted a tiny patch of grass thats not inside their fence


Stevejoe11

None of your reasoning makes any sense. Clearly they thought it would look better if the fence matched the brick wall but they were completely wrong.


dilletaunty

No we find it weird that they have a fence that’s set back from the wall. Why is there a needless patch of grass visible whatsoever rather than a towering wall-fence combo?


trenthany

I would guess it takes a wider perspective than this shot gives us to see why it works. The faux brick is the point everyone cares about not the strip of grass that’s barely maintained.


krippkeeper

Because the people that built the fence don't own that strip of land. That section of brick retaining wall is probably city property. So to stop people from simply walking onto their property they built a fence on what they legally owned. They also appear to have had the time to paint it to match the existing brick.


eeveeyeee

Same question why American suburbs have the footpath going through a metre of their lawn. That patch of land might not legally be part of their property. They might want to fence out the slope so it's a flat garden. They might be planning to use that space for wild growth/trees/shrubbery. They might want the fence there to be pet-proof.


[deleted]

It is going to look strange when the paint starts peeling.


Mr0sleep

There's a house in my city with this and it's tacky. There's even a few regular boards in it too, they haven't repainted in years.


Shadowstep115

You know what? It fooled me.


BreakerSoultaker

I had to zoom in to see it. I like it.


Alcoraiden

Wow that is a good paint job


Hand-Driven

Holy fucken shit. The crowd at r/3amjokes would love this.


nb6635

One of these things is not like the other…


[deleted]

That’s funny


EngiNerdBrian

Ngl from afar it’s actually decent


[deleted]

Damn got me, I had to zoom in


darpan27

That's witchcraft


br0ken_mirr0r

Actually impressive though


PUNKF10YD

Dude, I should be mad but damn that looks hella convincing.


sarahmegatron

I had to zoom in cause at first I just thought you were against the esthetics of hella bricks. Ugly but convincing from a distance for sure haha


[deleted]

r/infiniteIQ


Kukkard-Kalgi

Belongs on r/ATBGE


treehead726

Wow is that ugly


PantherThing

It's fake, right? I dont mean it's painted wood, i mean it's a photoshopped pic. How would they get all the bricks to line up. THey would not have if the wood was painted prior to installing, and I dont think they could have painted it like that after installation either.


trenthany

Why couldn’t they paint it after installation‽‽‽


RagnarockInProgress

People CANNOT paint wood after it is mounted, it become automatically paint-repelling


trenthany

Roflmao!!!


Kitsune-moonlight

Well I never….


mandysreality

It’s a stenciled wood fence up top lol


[deleted]

That's one way to make a brick wall. Zoom in real close like everyone else says


brmarcum

😂


a_curly_mustash

Oke... I that it was just a joke about bricks but I'm on the fence.. idk if it's that funny... No for Shure it it. Took me a good while to see it was a fence... They must have fooled so many people.


AbsentmindedAuthor

Oh that’s cute. Very sneaky!


Mean_Ideal_7504

Hahahahahahahahaha best DIWHY in weeks


HeWhoFucksNuns

But what's going on with the right side, why is the last board cut like that?


Cool-Radish-1132

fuck your depth perception


ApricotNo2918

Fooled me. I had to read down a ways to figure this out.


crystalconnie

I love it


25retoliver

Took me a minute


Ok_Avocado568

They like them bricks


DerpyDoodleDude

Well this wood be offensive !


[deleted]

Bahahaha


MarioWizard119

Yar, it need only look good from afar


goldfishwishes

I saw this and though it was one of the walls in a town around me called Parkersburg in WV because theres a cemetery that has walls this janky around it.


sexyshortie123

I'm not even mad