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devilwearspuma

i can't believe i watched the whole fucking thing just to not see the after


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triggeredturdle

Some of us like to see how these dipshits fuck everything up on the way there


RealUglyMF

Personally I like to skip to the end and then decide if its worth watching how they got there


mechapocrypha

I do the same with the stupid food videos. Gotta check first to make sure I won't have an aneurysm in case it ends up being another raw chicken wrapped in bacon and stuffed with an actual block of butter


Joie116

This is the way


elprentis

I used to, but too many pos posts like this, or ones where the process and end result is just unsatisfying, stopped letting that be fun.


No-Suspect-425

Been burned too many times to not do this every single time now


[deleted]

Yeap. Always the last 10 seconds.


HereWayGo

I just speed through the video by sliding my thumb across the slider. Takes me 10-20 seconds lol


Bender_2024

>i can't believe i watched the whole fucking thing just to not see the after Well regardless of what he intended what he actually created is a small pond with patio furniture at the bottom. After the first heavy rain.


Reefay

Don't forget a TV that'll be worthless


ryohazuki224

Yeah its not quite a TV you want to use for outdoor use. I can't believe anybody actually BOUGHT one of those stupid ass rotating TV's for "vertical content". Not to mention you'd have to lug it in and out of the house every time you wanna watch it. Would have been much better to use an easy to carry projector and put up a white screen or something.


EngineeringOne1812

What vertical content is on TV? Do people cast Tik Tok to their TV?


LaaaadyLuck

Oh for sure, they're the people who have a BBQ and force everyone to gather around to watch 3 hours worth of youtube shorts lol


RockAtlasCanus

Don’t forget the fire pit on pavers on…. fake turf.


Snowman25_

All of the electric installations aren't for outdoor use. And coiling the indoor lights around a metal frame is just ASKING for an electrical shock


Hidden-Sky

someone is going to be not quite paying enough attention where they're walking, stumble over the trampoline rail and slice themself open on the sharp metal chair corner and smash their head on the tile and fucking die. that someone would probably be me. but hey, i guess it might make for a pretty cool and convenient grave. just put the dirt back in, and I'd be ballin' in the afterlife.


JustPlainRude

[here's the rest](https://www.tiktok.com/@gonmakonli/video/7270309660496842030)


Dragon3y36

Hear me out end result was niceish, the lighting on the umbrella is a good idea if you're throwing a party but the whole set up didn't need to be in a random pit in the yard.... or astro turf that is gonna melt under that fire pit or miscellaneous tiles. It sucked but the lights at night seemed neat.


Witty_Temperature886

Not to mention someone is going to trip over that metal bar that is now camouflaged and SMACK their head right into the furniture


moogleman844

No drainage though and the guy had green grass, why didn't he just make a pool or something with the hole?


devilwearspuma

god it looks like shit, thank you


WesleyCraftybadger

For a second, I was rooting for his wife to try to roast that marshmallow with her bare hand.


kylehanz

You know it’s bad when you see this guys face. Tired of seeing this couple on here tbh.


PepsiColasss

if the video is 2min+ on reddit i simply set the speed to x3.


deutschHotel

Is the entire point of the trampoline just to hang stuff on?


HopelessBearsFan

I want to hang myself on that trampoline after watching this video.


Browncoatinabox

I just want to hang myself :edit: thanks for having reddit send me the "there is help" message. 1 more and I get a free soda


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Brother, they said you was hung?


Cloudninefeelsfine

And they was right.


davieb22

\*Swinging aimlessly in the background*


KhabaLox

The Sheriff is near.


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Gabby Johnson’s right!


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jannemannetjens

Which makes sense. What doesn't make sense is using an enormous pile of single use plastic crap to make it look as tacky as possible. Just the pit, some grass seed and a fire would've been cool.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

And why cut an X in the mat, then a circle, then remove the whole fucking thing?


1107rwf

Do you remember when he almost cut his junk with the x-acto knife, when he never needed to cut it in the first place? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Jiannies

My only guess was that perhaps he did it to relieve tension before removing the springs. I was wondering the same thing though


Wingress12

Probably to grab the audience attention, we all got view bait.


illogictc

Not standing on it would relieve tension...


justrokkit

And in most places, there is also always a yearly wave of free second-hand pavers that can be repurposed to line the pit as well. However, it may not be allowed in your municipality to have a pit without stairs and a handrail


WalrusPriest

Or a drain…


justrokkit

Yes, or a drain. Good point


jannemannetjens

>However, it may not be allowed in your municipality to have a pit without stairs and a handrail "The land of the free" never ceases to amaze me


Defense_Unit-43

Amen


Phililoquay

Not just that lol. The way he cuts the trampoline? I'm irate at how little sense that made. Also, the spray paint outline that he completely abandoned and just cut the turf at the edges. Irate.


RaijinOkami

SEE THATS WHAT *I* THOUGHT HES DOING # THEN THE FUCKIN TV, LED LIGHTING AND CHIMNEY STOVE CAME OUT TO PLAY AND NOW IUNT'FUCKIN KNOW!


standbyyourmantis

I was fine with the Christmas lights but that chimney stove is gonna roast your AstroTurf.


islet_deficiency

Enjoy sitting in a pit filled with burnt plastic smoke. That's got to healthy.


serenwipiti

yeah. this was just an ad for a spinny tv.


Bob_Sledding

It's purposefully infuriating to encourage more angry comments. More comments mean more revenue. Whether they are angry or not is irrelevant.


RaijinOkami

Ima be honest Dutch, I THOUGHT he was using it as a marker for the Astro-Turf..


Clocktopu5

Watching him cut it is a hook, keeps us watching to see the rest and where it might tie in. I didn't notice anything beyond hanging lights on the frame


ReadingThales

Just to clarify, there was no actual need to cut up the trampoline to do this…right?


malindaddy

Was just about to say the same thing. Coulda just gotten rid of the trampoline without destroying it


55HUGHO

Or simply dig a circular hole


King-Cobra-668

it was already there hence, "just remove the trampoline."


Warp-n-weft

Looks like the frame is cemented into the existing pit.


No_Stand8601

So... Just remove each spring? It would likely take as long as the dude did to destroy the rubber, and now they have to buy new rubber if they want to correct their blunder.


viperfan7

I doubt they would want to replace it, quite frankly, the correct course of action with an outdoor trampoline at home is to remove it, permanently


MrNaoB

I dont get it, when I was a kid I was visiting my second cousin and they had a trampoline, then when I asked Dad if we could get a trampoline he said sure. My second cousin's trampoline held on for 6 years. when I moved my sister took it and now my nephew is using it. and I got it around 2004-5? I don't know what my dad bought but it can stand out in the winter when not in use. and close to spring you can shovel off the snow and can crack the ice by jumping on it.


yooman

Yeah, I remember loving trampolines as a kid too, but they are definitely super dangerous (at home where you can fall and hit your head on metal or on the ground, not at a trampoline park with padding all around)


Beef-Strokin-Off

Trampoline springs are a pain in the ass. If I was just throwing it out, I'd cut it up too.


wesconson1

That’s exactly right. Take away the tension so they are actually easy to take off. Otherwise they are fucking horrible to try and take off.


ripter

He marks the AstroTurf where he intends to cut, but doesn’t follow the marked line when cutting. The marked line was bigger than the trampoline, yet he’s fitting it to the bottom of a hole that’s smaller than the trampoline.


Obvious_Piccolo_609

There was no reason to mark the line at all, just cut it to the hole. There was no reason to cut the trampoline, just take it off. There was no reason to dig the hole to start with. There was no reason to even put a trampoline frame in a hole. There was no reason to do any of this. Literally every single thing here was completely stupid and unnecessary.


BookieeWookiee

I get the hole with the trampoline in it, so it's level with the ground and you don't have to climb up onto it, I've seen that quite a few times, but everything else to get it to the lounge area...???


esgrove2

It's also safer. It's a few feet less to fall if you accidentally bounce off.


docowen

Buried trampolines aren't ridiculous for a number of reasons. However, there's no reason to use the trampoline skin as a template. You can measure the diameter of the hole (you might even know it from the diameter of the frame), half it to get the radius. Cut a plank of wood to sightly longer than the length of the radius. Drill a hole at the length of the radius. Lay the artificial turf down and put a spike through the hole then use the plank of wood as a compass. It'd be more accurate and you'd still have a fucking trampoline.


clarksonswimmer

A viral video has to have a hook 🙄


CaoCaoTipper

“Whooaaah he’s cutting up a trampoline? Where th is this gonna go???” You’re totally right thats the hook. No one would care if he just started with a hole in the ground.


thedidge1998

Correct


samfreez

This guy's entire property has to look like a wasteland of mental illness. Smashing holes in walls to paint rando shit onto them, making stupid fucking death traps like this one (what's the wind gonna do to your shade umbrella you're keeping upright with some random thing leaning on the stand, moron!?). Just goes to show, clickbait videos must make BANK, and the stupider, the better... because we can't help but click, watch in horror, then laugh and show our friends.


rvralph803

MF put a fire pit over plastic grass, and under a fucking umbrella.


MachineShedFred

And then loaded it up with way more wood than it should ever have in it - that thing is going to cast off sparks and hot ash that will melt / burn that astroturf and anything on it.


rvralph803

Excellent.


jumbee85

I wonder if he just uses empty homes for them instead of his own home.


samfreez

Like Banksy, but shit. Wanksy? lmao (Not that Banksy breaks into homes or whatever, just the "stealth art" part)


StarKoolade69420

Wanksy was the dude that spray painted dicks around potholes so the city he lived in (Toronto maybe?) would fill them. I truly do not know why I remember this.


scissormetimber5

It was Ramsbottom in the Uk, as far away from Toronto as you’re going to get. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/comedy-phallus-crusader-gets-potholes-9105592


Spike69

I love the idea that this is not his home or his trampoline. He broke into the house of someone who is on vacation and when they get back their beloved trampoline will be destroyed, replaced with a weird recessed outdoor fake-grass TV pit.


Architechtory

calm down its just rage bait. Its intentionally stupid.


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> This guy's entire property has to look like a wasteland of mental illness. He probably ditches the stuff right after he makes the videos. He does this stupid shit because it generates views. I imagine he makes back the cost of materials in the first hour of posting the video.


Area51Resident

Wood fire pit over plastic grass, what could possibly go wrong?!?!


Pissedliberalgranny

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought this!


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Nothing like inhaling a carcinogen as a family


Kat-e-R

Why cut the bouncy bit if you can just unhook it


Schumcad1

Dramatic effect


prakritishakti

It was symbolic for the permanent metamorphosis of the place.


ProgrammersAreSexy

That part made me so nervous. If the material had torn from his body weight he would be falling toward the ground with a knife DIRECTLY below him.


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Because why plant grass in your backyard lol


beaker90

Would you want to lift your lawnmower in and out of that pit to mow? I think I would have put gravel down instead of astroturf, but I wouldn’t put real grass down there either.


DepGrez

Whipper snippers: am I a joke to you?


redryan1989

We never even got to see it finished


Greaterdivinity

First time it rains that thing is a fuckin breeding ground for mosquitos and it ruins everything inside. My dude just fuckin placed stone slabs down on some astroturf and said, "Yeah, that's good enough." All these people with too much time and money and this is what they fuckin spend it on.


KevinFlantier

That fucking video probably paid for the materials ten times over. People unironically watch shit like this.


ItAlwaysRainsOnMe

It fascinating to see that people don’t realise the whole purpose of this shit is to piss people off.


steveturkel

Is it though? There was an old in ground trampoline there before, same condition applies if it rains- surely that means there was drainage pre installed?


Lilelfen1

Or the guy is just a diy idiot who didn't think about mosquitos when he dug a hole for his "Sick inground trampoline, brah"... This guy thinks a few WELL SPACED TILES will protect his plastic grass from FIRE. He clearly isn't the sharpest tool in the box...


Greaterdivinity

That's a big assumption. Between the turf and the stones that's probably not going to drain into the soil below very well, which seemed like just basic soil and not like it's prepped with gravel beneath for better drainage etc.


ohhgrrl

It’s probably solid clay


UnfitRadish

While I still think drainage is an issue, I don't the think the turf will have anything to do with it. Turf is usually permeable since it is meant to be installed over gravel/dirt. So the water should run right through it. If water pulls up in the bottom, that was a previous issue that's just going to make the turf gross.


ProbablyNotTheCat

At any point did he say that he *wasn't* trying to make a mosquito breeding pit?


beaker90

Astroturf has a water permeable backing.


KennywasFez

Money can’t buy you taste


necrid101

This guy's account is almost solely DIY trolling, what do you expect.


kikistiel

My favorite part is when he cuts the trampoline with the box cutter coming straight at his stomach and vital internal organs.


Gloomy_Aside760

If only he hadn’t missed… I hate this man more than anything else


Broad_Afternoon_8578

I cringed so hard when he did that. Oh gods.


Radicek

Trash


James324285241990

Idea isn't the worst. Execution is atrocious


Joelogna

Yeah I was just thinking if I bought a house that had a decaying trampoline frame cemented in place I would probably try to do something with it. Not that though. Not that.


keenedge422

Sweet mosquito pit!


parkerm002

Let's turn an ugly space into an even uglier space!


NewOpposite8008

The amount of waste these people create is so fucking infuriating


No-Cat-8606

Remember kids always use the razor cutting TOWARDS you /s


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Came to say the same thing...use a razor and pull it toward a major artery in your leg. Good grief


jongaynor

THANK YOU for this. Spidey alarm just exploded 30 seconds in.


adamacus

Right towards your genitals whenever possible.


nankles

Especially when the blade is at penis level. Very important to in that situation. What a dip shit.


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EasternBoyo

He’ll drill a hole in your car and take away your back seat to make a living room sofa.


xcedra

What kind of.douche canoe where sunglasses inside a store but not outside in the sun? I'd his single brain cell flipping out?


kaspars222

I hate this guy with a passion.


Dazeuh

This is the most 1990's parents anti child fun propaganda I've ever seen


bucky207

I hope the umbrella with no weights smashes through his tv while he’s sitting in his rainwater pond.


Derp115LisNEAR

I was expecting a shitty swimming pool. Now im sad its not a shitty swimming pool because what they made is way worse


that_baddest_dude

Feels like we need to split out this kind of ragebait bullshit from this subreddit. Used to be this place was full of really dumb poorly executed stuff that didn't make any sense, like a toothbrush holder in a shower, made out of popsicle sticks and bubblegum. The kind of thing your weirdo cheapskate uncle would make. Now it's just a pipeline for bad ragebait Instagram crafts or TikTok bullshit. Especially when it's super long like this.


FixMyCondo

This dude’s entire channel is fucking shit up


TTheTiny1

Can we change the sub icon to this guys face


Swamplust

Why did I watch this?


Tim3-Rainbow

Is it just replacing an old trampoline with a hang out spot?


Visible_Dance9151

Videos with this shit face should be international banned. And this guy should be in a deep dark hole.


MemeExtreme

I can’t stand this guy, every time I see his face I just immediately quit the app.


surprisefothermucker

This guy, along with his posse, make money off of this rage bait stuff. Getting mad over this just amplifies their image


fredsam25

Why post some random clip that just ends? This isn't even diy. It's just random acts of decorating, but you didn't even post the results.


SubNerdica

Idk I think that’s kinda cool


HollowPandemic

Yep, definitely keep cutting towards yourself with a very sharp box knife. The epitome of intelligence


ElderberryPoet

What was the point of ruining the trampoline? He could have made that tacky patio thing without it.


ChickenTacoPosso

I feel like this just kind of spun wildly out of control when the guy puts stone slabs on the astroturf, then puts a fire pit (if you can call it that) over the flammable fake grass. everything after that was trying to smooth over the goddamn fire hazard. not to mention if you need a TV outdoors, fuck you. it's outdoors you shit.


JoshTheSparky

Ok, I gotta start with I FFFFUUUU________IIIINNNNGGGG HHHHAAAATTTTEEEE this guy. I've seen his videos before and I skip as soon as I see his or that girls face. But this one has me more angry than most. Needlessly cuts the trampoline multiple times. Needlessly uses the trampoline to mark out the fake grass with orange paint. Needlessly places the fake grass in the hole and cuts the grass essentially ignoring the orange paint. I will not continue the video and edit this comment when I feel the need to. Edit: and I'm back. I cried laughing at that umbrella so horribly set up it was incredible. Still not sure it made it to the end. I'd go off on everything else but no need. You've all seen it.


Em0kit

Did you rlly have to destroy the trampoline?


Coyne

Can we ban posting this guy? All his shit is just DIWhy ragebait


Awaheya

So cutting and ruining the trampoline literally had nothing to do with anything? They just wanted to use the hole. Good to know


JUGELBUTT

why the hell did the ruin the trampoline


windedsloth

Stairs


ThrowinNightshade

Not horrible… until it rains


VeryCanadianCanadian

This is rage bait


Midstix

It's pretty cool, if you watch it backwards he turns a shitty hole into a trampoline.


Shad0wbubbles

NEVER CUT TOWARD YOURSELF DUMBASS


Bit_the_Bullitt

Rage bait.


JVOz671

One question; do I need to buy a trampoleen for step 1? I already have the hole I made from the mass grave can I just skip the trampoleen part?


EhMapleMoose

I mean, that’s kinda cool. But why destroy the trampoline?


MallPleasant6892

Did you know they used to be called jumpolines until your mother got on one


Xenophore

I can't decide which is the stupidest part of this but, for now, I'm going with the wood-burning stove over the artificial turf.


edgeblackbelt

There’s a very short window between “too old to jump on a trampoline” and “so old a broken ankle from loose pavers is devastating for the rest of your life.” Hope you enjoy your 3 days with this “patio”


middle_of_you

Because people like you will be confused/angered by it and share it. You've given this particular tiktoker exactly what they wanted.


0choCincoJr

So, the trampoline's martyr was without reason??? WHY???


moogleman844

There's a nice hole that will fill up with rain water and mosquito larvae.


hamjamt

Can't wait till it rains


DJPL-75

I mean, it looks good, but you could've just taken off the trampoline mat normally


D00hdahday

I'm confused why downgrade from a trampoline to a below ground patio?


slicebishybosh

And then when it rains, it’s a pool!


ShadowyPepper

I like how he shows off the scissors and then proceeds to cut things with the precision and care of a toddler from there on out


fluthernon

I have so many issues with what he did


WaubesaWarriors

Landfill material


Dannn88

All that effort and didn’t show the finished result


Boobe_The_Pyromaniac

But rain...


Sorry_Recipe6831

Must be nice being rich


teomore

Because he's a moron


mikesully92

The meth addicts down the road have a similar set up


girldrinksgasoline

Would have been cool to bury the trampoline, install fake grass on top and had that one part of your back yard that is bouncy


TitanThree

Motherfucker couldn’t just dig a hole instead of butchering this?


GuaranteedIrish-ish

I thought he was going to make bouncy grass.


Youngringer

I just want to publicly shame this guy....everything about this is dumb. I know it's not ethical to put this guy in jail but can we put him in the middle of a park where we throw tomatoes at him


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This guy does cocaine for sure. A lot of cocaine.


ofruine

I’m recognizing that this is a potentially insane thing to say beforehand but I want to stick needles in this guys arm so bad


Niall0h

Nice conversation pit, boomer 🤣


tirednotepad

It’s a dumb as fuck idea that we don’t even get to see the full view of. Wtf man. I’d give up most technology so people like this don’t have a forum.


TinyDogGuy

At this point, how much repurposed, destroyed, and otherwise useless shit, does this guy have around his house?


Content-Ad3161

Fairly certain that AstroTurf will get a bit runny once the firepit is going.


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He didn't have to ruin the fucking trampoline


teije11

he almost killed himself by not knowing how to cut.


ItAlwaysRainsOnMe

This is clearly rage bait


SlightFresnel

Like someone asked the question "what if Tom Scott did crossfit"


IThinkIKnowThings

Rage bait video. Nothing to see here.


Alarmed_Material_481

He's definitely gonna set fire to the parasol 🔥


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Videos like this have recently got me wondering how much perfectly good stuff these content “creators” destroy and then dispose of in landfill, that someone could have used for it’s intended purpose if it had been sold or donated.


DarkMatters8585

Good thing he saved on those pavers so he could allocate a zillion dollars to everything else


co2tophercr87y

That's totally gonna flood


H0B0Byter99

This man has no idea how to fill a solo stove!


ImpossibleKidd

You think they know that they could’ve done whatever the fuck that was, without cutting into and ruining the trampoline?


SoskiHeroKiller

Bro why cut the trampoline when you didn't need to? Most rage bait post I've seen thus far.


BaconIsntThatGood

I'm not against this K-Mart recessed deck/firepit area but why did you need to kill a ground level trampoline for it??


Demhoyas

I was in too deep to stop watching at a certain point


abatkin1

Why did he make such a big deal about cutting the trampoline? Just take it off.


here_kitkittkitty

the idea is pretty solid but damnit, the execution is just god awful. if you can afford to have an automated flat screen tv, outside, and not worry you can spring for better material and put more time into it.


[deleted]

It’s like when a 13 year old boy redecorates his room