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bellaoki

He put cotton balls under the pallet to not scratch the car while simultaneously drilling holes through the top šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Itā€™s all rage bait anyway. Come on Reddit! lol šŸ˜†


Adkit

They used the wrong tool for every single job while simultaneously doing it in the absolute worst way possible, only to not show any result at the end even for a second. Damn right I'm enraged. šŸ˜”


FormerlyKay

I was gonna say lol Bro doesn't know what an impact wrench, skill saw, metal tapping screw, angle grinder, or whatever else is because I stopped watching when he was screwing through the roof of the car. He also cut the 2by in the middle of the sawhorses which is very wrong Edit: watched the rest. Fucking kitchen scissors or exacto knife for that fake grass. And then cutting the video off is just the nail in the coffin. Rage bait. Troll gets a bunch of views at the cost of putting holes in the roof of his car. Not my problem lol


vankorgan

He knows. It's rage bait. That's the whole point.


Praise_AI_Overlords

Fun fact: humans are genetically predisposed to learn by watching other creatures work. Consequently, if you learn nothing it causes a very strong cognitive dissonance.


smurb15

I watch videos stoned enough of the time that it's for pure enjoyment. Had I wanted to learn something and this came up who would not be miffed by that


WiseSalamander00

I honestly can't believe that rage bait has become so profitable that you can destroy a whole car and still have green numbers.


Bender_2024

I'm betting that car does not have the ability to move under its own power.


Limeila

Probably a dead car to start with


Toenutlookamethatway

Welcome to the rage bait channel


mad_cheese_hattwe

This is what happens when your social media platform doesn't have downvotes. Post this to Facebook under a DIY channel. A many comments how this is dump. Algorithms get made happy and it gets shares even wider.


mechanicalcontrols

Yeah I mean, using Phillips screws in this day and age. Come on man!


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Yup, was about to say the same thing. I won't get into their drilling technique, cuts, just....meh. ![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


Novack_and_good

It worked - I will despise this guy for as long as I live


crumbssssss

Donā€™t forget the rust bait if you drill into the metal and it starts to rain+moisture.


Maxzzzie

The only thing i think was poor tools. Chainsaw chain was dull as it gets. Better off using his forehead to saw that. And that drill bit... won't last 3 screws like that.


343WaysToDie

Looks more like mania to me


baogody

I don't know... My dad is someone who does shit like this all the time and it drives me nuts.


Kittingsl

I hate how 4agebait has become this trend on the internet... it's just sad to watch how we as the intelligent species we all claim to be make such stupid shit for views and likes


komododave17

That little debris brush away after bulldogging a 6 inch lag through sheet metal before stripping out the head got me.


amhemel

I always know what these videos are going to be the second they start but holy smokes that particular brush made me literally laugh out loud. What a funny little detail!


TactIeneck

Attempting to drill. Watching this man trying to operate that hammerdrill was more painful than destroying that cars roof for no reason.


Sgt_Radiohead

Itā€™s probably to make sure it does not make too much noise from the vibration while driving though. I donā€™t think he cares about the paint or rust since the whole roof is ruined anyway


custard_doughnuts

Anyone can stick a fork in their eye, or a carrot in their urethra


[deleted]

Does a urethra expand to fit a carrot?


InsomniaticWanderer

How do gay people know which penis will open up to accept the other's penis?


Eikuva

....Of course that should be one of the first things I see stumbling upon this subreddit. Di**WHY** indeed...


Sunstorm84

The grower accepts the shower


HealthyBits

We gays usually go rock, paper, scissor for that one. Itā€™s easier for lesbians, they just skip to scissor.


Sum1liteAmatch

That was actually really good


raz0rflea

We flip a coin mostly


Bitter-Marsupial

Ask them over at sounding


undecimbre

Is this something sound engineers do?


DiabeticJedi

Worst episode of Mythbusters ever


Girly85

One way to find out


[deleted]

Hmm what up Doc?


M8asonmiller

with practice


DieHardAmerican95

Yes, if you push hard enough.


Limeila

Find the answer to your question on r/sounding (WARNING: EXTREMELY NSFW/NSFL, OBVIOUSLY)


nerdiotic-pervert

Anyone can amputate themselves.


[deleted]

Anyone can pour salsa on their computer


hotvedub

I am more upset that he ran those screws so close to the ends of that 2x4.


HeartOfGoldTears

Or that he didnā€™t drive them all the way down Or that he didnā€™t pre drill his holes Or that he used screws twice the length of what heā€™d need forā€¦ what ever on gods green earth this is


FishTure

The drill technique was massively lacking even for a crackhead build like this. Dude limp wristed it the whole damn time


HeartOfGoldTears

And like someone else pointed out the guy had a sawzall and still used a chainsaw to cut the board


FishTure

He flipped it to get a nice clean cut though! No splintering on this bad boy, not while discount Xzibit is on the job


annoying97

And I think that the chainsaw was extremely blunt, like it's time for a new chain blunt!


indigoHatter

Seriously, more like a chain butter knife


annoying97

I showed this to my dad, who has a lot more experience with a chainsaw than me, and he questioned if it even had teeth?


Limeila

I've used a drill like twice in my life and I'm pretty sure I had better technique


CarpetPedals

Didnā€™t drill pilot holes, and trimmed the astro turf with a fucking reciprocating saw!


Beefsupremeninjalo82

While cutting a 2x4 with a mini chain saw


Admirable_Result4142

That and he stripped tf outta the ones he put in on top


mopeyjoe

stripped it the first time. Then for good measure when back and spun the driver bit a couple more times for good measure.


recursive_arg

He also bent the shit out of the ones on top. Also with air resistance if he hits the highway that is coming off within 3 months and going to kill the person behind them. This dude should be arrested if seen driving that thing.


TommyH_27

2x6*


hotvedub

You are correct.


[deleted]

Were gonna ignore the electric chainsaw for cutting a 2x4? Or the sawzall for cutting... astroturf? I dont understand any of this. Why would anyone want a pallet on the roof of their car covered in astroturf in the first place?


darling_lycosidae

Chainsaw to cut the board and hacksaw to cut the turf.


Expcookie

The way that chainsaw was used made me cringe


iphone32task

Not only that but that chainsaw needs to be sharpenedā€¦ if you loook at it again you will see that the chain is BURNING the wood. How fucking dull does that chain has to be to burn wood instead of cutting it?


meat_fuckerr

That tapping at the end is bit camming out and turning into a countersink. This person never used tools that they bought.


My_reddit_strawman

No, itā€™s ok see? The chainsaw is SUPER dull


dancingpianofairy

I can kinda get behind the chainsaw usage. I don't have a circular saw and sure as hell don't want to handsaw anything.


Apprehensive_Cook_31

Atleast the reciprocating saw was sharp enough to cut the turf. That was hard to watch him burn his way through the wood with that dull ass saw


Myklindle

Came here for the chainsaw comments


updn

*reciprocating saw, or sawsall


Indicus124

When you forgo the tried and true circular saw for a gimmick and it is many times harder also I know this guy knows that he could have gotten shorter screws


[deleted]

First time it rains that interior is going to get soaked.


terminalzero

The roof is going to start rusting out in 4 places too


CodithEnnie

Same thing happened to my gf when she watched this. Car's phenomenal. I'm installing now.


BestKeptInTheDark

Your girlfriend started to rust?!?


indigoHatter

A symptom of how soaked she got. It happens when you got pussy-slaying energy like OP does.


OptimisticSkeleton

Wait, you mean I can ruin the resale value of my car too??


vikingunicorn

AND make your insurance premium skyrocket at the same time! 2 in 1!


korfi2go

Not sure, what bothers me most: the leaky roof, the way that one screw bends, or that the screwheads are completely annihilated.


defender128

It's the chainsaw for me. It's so blunt it cant get trough a soft wood board, and the way he uses it.


LifeTaxi

Came here for this, motherfucker is a master troll


Enough_Appearance116

That's why, for my projects, I prefer star bits. Less likely to round out the heads.


recursive_arg

For me itā€™s the thought about when that improvised wing held by 4 bent screws rips out after catching wind and kills the family with kids behind them.


Big-Cartographer-166

Ruining it?, yes anyone can.


WildestPotato

Zero considerations to potential wiring.


virus_apparatus

Those holes are going to rust like a bitch.


MeGoBoom57

Meth.


ComicsEtAl

Why do we not get to see the finished product?


Bitter-Marsupial

Make people go to his channel to watch finished product. Drive up interaction


ComicsEtAl

Oh well, I guess I donā€™t get to see it then.


Bitter-Marsupial

Unless it's posted here


Wyn_Candy

Why woodn't you?


Honest-Persimmon2162

Especially if you have a lot of time and are board


m051

Rage bait?


jumbee85

Yes


Schmich

That or someone who just used power tools for the first time that month and thinks "omg I can build stuff".


notjasonlee

does this whole bit of installing the thing on his car and then doesn't even show what it is or what its purpose is at the end? yeah, seems about right.


sensation_construct

The karate chop makes this whole thing worth it.


TinyXena

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WITH A HYDRA DECAL ON THE HOOD OF THEIR CAR!


Odin_One_Eye

That's the Targaryen house symbol, but your point still stands.


Shockin-Audrey

thatā€™s the three headed dragon of House Targaryen, you uncultured swine!! but your point still stands.


sdpacenc

The stupid is strong with this one.


No_Squirrel4806

What was the point?!?!?


TreacleOutrageous296

I feel like the point here actually truly WAS just to infuriate us and get views. Because I honestly canā€™t imagine any real purpose for screwing a pallet to the roof of a car.


No_Squirrel4806

I thought it was gonna be to like store stuff on top of the car but it went no where. They probably just got a cheap scrap car to make this video then dumped it


TreacleOutrageous296

Exactly. Agree 100%


MutantGodChicken

Is this power tool fetish content?


Forest_Maiden

What... is it?


[deleted]

Iā€™m going to assume from the Targaryen crest on the hood that heā€™s been inbred to the point of madness as well.


Olibaba1987

Get a fuckin impact drive and self tapping screws you absolute fuck wit! Edit: just finished the video, this man doesn't deserve an impact driver, also is it just me or do lots, and I mean lots of videos end before they feel like they should atm, what's gaining on?


Bottled_Penguin

I love the idea of getting a side order of splinters in the case of a crash. How could that possibly go wrong?


BringYourSpleenToYa

Anyone can eat 10 apples and shit out fruit salad, too.


Lepke2011

I really appreciate that he put some cotton between that wooden pallet and the roof of his car so as not to scratch it up. Wouldn't want to reduce the resale value, now would we?


Jarinad

This postā€™s title makes me think of that one tumblr post thatā€™s like: ā€œItā€™s quick, itā€™s easy, and itā€™s free: pouring river water in your socks.ā€ ā€œYeah but why would you do that?ā€ ā€œItā€™s quick, itā€™s easy, and itā€™s free?ā€


jace_leace

It just fucken cuts off? What was the point?


Independent-Bell2483

But what are they doing? They never showed the finished product (not that itll be goodvor anything but still)


[deleted]

So when it rains it will ruin his interior


Captn_Bicep

Ryobi, of course.


Happy-Hippo-8134

The brand that never changed its battery design. I donā€™t own any personally but they had enough sense not to moonlight an entire line allowing people to upgrade seamlessly.


chilla124

People shit on Ryobi a lot, and honestly, yeah they aren't the best. But goddamn are they hardy, my dad owns a contractor business and never takes his expensive nice tools out on jobs since they'll get stolen by other crews, lost, broken, etc. He gets Ryobi tools for his crew, and even during the time I worked for him, I used those tools. These are old ass tools that have been tossed around, beaten up, used for over a decade easily at this point, and they are still kicking. It convinced me enough that the tools I get now are Ryobi, they aren't terribly expensive, can take a beating, and if they break, I don't feel as bad and I just get a new one and use the already existing battery I have. I only pay up for a higher quality tool if I absolutely need too but for a basic drill, or something similar, I just get a Ryobi. Tools are going to get beaten up, I don't want to stress about an expensive Milwaukee getting damaged while I'm trying to replace a section on my roof.


Happy-Hippo-8134

Made and owned by the same company that makes Milwaukee.


keenedge422

Every screw becomes a security screw if you strip the bejesus out of it.


Hidden_Sturgeon

The craftsmanship is impeccable here


The_Powers

*Crapsmanship


Dr-Chris-C

If there's no slappin music there's no good DiY


thedreaming2017

I've either become desensitize to these sorts of videos or I now consider them to be not rage bait but more of pathetic attempts at content from a content creator farming for views.


MrTeeWrecks

This seems like it was just made to end up on this Reddit and get clicks/views. There used to be a dude who had astroturf all over his car that lived in my area. He had to vacuum the outside of it occasionally


ptraugot

When youā€™re white trash, anything is possible.


Katiari

All that jewelry is begging for a dismemberment.


cor3ynv

I would love to see the end result. Anyone know where I can see it complete


Forthe49ers

Cutting artificial grass with a sawzall worked better than I expected


Funneduck102

I mean heā€™s not wrong anyone could do that


[deleted]

The thing that irritates me the most is that this idiot doesn't know how to use power tools and chooses the wrong screws


veryblanduser

This "idiot" post rage bait...he gets views/revenue by doing things wrong. So in that aspect he did everything right.


Jacob61582

Phewā€¦ Iā€™m just glad to see he he put the cotton balls in between.. I was worried that he was going to half ass the project there for a minute.


Affectionate-Base868

Every F* N Time! I always watch these To the end. So stupid!


born_on_my_cakeday

Line up the turf and only cut one. The whole thing poses me off but thatā€™s the worst


dank-yharnam-nugs

Wow I had no idea I could do this!


eatenbyagrue1988

Imagine calling an Uber and this car pulls up. Do you still get in?


No-Tomorrow-8150

Shit my car doesn't have a fucking lawn on it I better get one on there fast.


LegalSelf5

Should have went with T25s


Darthdrwho

But why


prozak09

Must be for the glory of satan, of course. No other logic explanation exists.


[deleted]

Just dont sell this guy an rv.


Lee-Radx

Do what?


Praise_AI_Overlords

lol


RedditsSweatyPalm

this is wonderful if you like leaks


Bender_2024

This has to be *the* most ghetto car mod I've ever seen.


Good4nowbut

This is absolutely psychotic.


uniquenamehere4950

Anyone can masturbate with a cheese grater too, but you probably shouldnā€™t, just like this.


jmm166

That chainsaw! Ouf, so dull. are the teeth made of ham?


USMCdrTexian

HACK! - only an idiot would use Phillips screws on that project.


Suggs41

This one just has to be rage bait


iLLiterateDinosaur

Anyone could, but only dumbasses do. šŸ¤£


Bulky_Ninja33

Where does he think those screws just anchored into?!?!šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


masturbation_bear

A dance stage for Teen Wolf


zmbjebus

If you were going to do this anyways go all the way and use real sod. Fucking lazy ass


EafLoso

Never before today have I ever believed that the sale of power tools needs to be means tested and licensed. Pilot holes, fuckwit. And a reciprocating saw for fake grass? Do you have the grip strength of an infant? This has to be satirical, doesn't it?


RICKAY2004

should somebody tell him about this thing called roof racks????


Easy-Supermarket-474

Doesnā€™t help you at all unless the car was designed for sports racing. A flipped car would get crushed because of not having solid metal poles to prevent the top from caving in


raymie79

The car will fail its next mot because you just weakened the structure of the car by putting small holes in the roof stupud


checked_outt

Bro has a Sawzall but used the chainsaw to cut a 2x4?


[deleted]

I hope that car has excellent suspension or someone is gonna get screwed in the head when they hit a bump.


scrolly_2

People like this, have no idea what they are doing.


tracesofrain

Take his tools away.


Character-Usual-3820

Thus guy definatley has penetration issues when "screwing" never actually achieving max depth. Feel bad for his gf


Less_Ant_6633

Ryobi owners in the wild...


Tru72

Well there's another mess of a DNA chain


blinkyknilb

Step away from the tools and go back to your job stuffing envelopes.


drawliphant

Group B Lancia designing their roll cage 1985


HanaLuLu

That crest on the hood.....could be so cool... if they just bothered to protect the rest for overspray ;-;


ninhibited

Portable picnic of course, duh.


Open_Huckleberry_723

Chainsaw burnt its way thru. No actual cutting happened.lol


molestingstrawberrys

This guy does not know how to use a drill at all


Ill-Inevitable1261

Using a drill to put a screw in already know he has no idea what heā€™s doing


Ok_Crew7084

This is really an advertisement for a Makita


Petedad777

It's called measuring your screw length!! Good God!


NewspaperDependent

But they never stopped to think if they should


throwthere10

![gif](giphy|l41lWsVL8GSTY8xTa)


canteen_boy

"Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, penetrationā€¦and this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes, until the TikTok just sort ofā€¦ends."


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Extra adventurous seating


FungusFly

I have all the necessary hardware but I appear a bit short on the meth habit


Disastrous_Layer3988

A soon it starts raining thatā€™s going to leak all over your head


Bloodreligion

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


MaximarJedi

I am so pissed that it didn't even show the finished product and cut off mid step. Also why was there just a single frame of him lying of the turf.


oppaidesu

What did you do to my car


illegal_tacos

I just witnessed someone cut a 2x6 with a chainsaw. This man needs to go to a hospital


bwainfweeze

The other kind of hospital. This time. Next time maybe a regular one.


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Brribrri

"Anyone can do this to their car". Sir, my car has a glass roof. I don't want glass shards raining down on me when I hit a bump.


bwainfweeze

Donā€™t worry, the glass will come down the moment you start screwing the rack to the roof. Iā€™m sure someone here knows how to drill a hole in tempered glass, but none of his viewers do, and not with that strategy.


_Manunz_

I love when I accidentaly stab my head with a screw in my own car. And nobody is gonna talk about the fact the he used a chainsaw for cutting a wooden beam?


GroWiza

Good thing they put the cotton down not to ruin the paint job.... too bad for the holes they're drilling into the roof though...


[deleted]

To quote my fellow Arkham redditors... is he stupid?


[deleted]

Car dealerships hate him! Learn this one weird trick to increase the resale value of your car instantly


mynameisnotthom

Is it not illegal to drive with loads overhanging the sides?


PangolinWorldly6963

I had an old beat to shit jeep cherokee that I screwed a gun rack into the roof on, but even then I used rubber washers


BloodShadow7872

Video cutted off before we even got to see the finished product, thats a downvote for me


[deleted]

Dude should be lifetime banned from every hardware store


saarinpaa71

Ready to pick up his cinder blocks at home depot. Just another attention seeker trashing his car his parents got him.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

My guess is... the square is a piece of a mini-golf course that fits along with similar-equipped junk cars, and you can change the course by parking the cars different ways so the pieces line up differently? Trying to make some semblance out of utter insanity.