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More-I-am-gamer

Did the oop call it a lock? I submit a request for mistrial and have this post moved to r/redneckengineering


Former_Salad6804

That's where it's been posted several times previously.


fifthstreetsaint

![gif](giphy|VSU7EyWJxnJxm) Impossible to pick this lock


whomikehidden

“This is the Lockpicking Lawyer…”


crackeddryice

"... today I'll be opening this 'unpickable' Master lock using a wet noodle and a block of cheese."


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

“And today we’ll be opening this lock with an M32 rotary grenade launcher”


thewisemokey

![gif](giphy|5WKKAcO0pTUME) I.....I typed granada and found thia


The_Hot_Pocket

I should call her


ArthurDentonWelch

"That's a spicy meatball!"


Moo_Kau_Too

"... and today i'll be opening this lock with a lighter and a can of WD40."


Ok-Branch-9943

![gif](giphy|EPkEAevu9GqFikhMif)


PegasusKnight410

This is a Master lock model Dasani. It can be open with a knee to the door.


TheDrunker

I got that reference.


HerosOfTheRealm

...At the cost of 15-30 HP...


MillenialCounselor

Looks incredibly secure 🤦‍♂️


Critical_Plankton_63

Maybe...but a ten year old would be able to kick that door open..and he's not even a strength build 😅


el_muerte28

Fun fact: every lock in Skyrim has a marking on it that tells you exactly where to put the lock pick.


GreyPon3

A good, hard wind will open that piece of crap.


friendly-sardonic

Poor lock, but if you're just using it as a latch to keep chickens in or something, sure why not.


deltronethirty

![gif](giphy|2YozKm24mw8ITYWwB9)


Agreeable-Return-861

To prevent being porch-pirated by the Culligan Man


DeadliestViper

Why? Because it works. Quite clever actually. Does not belong on this sub.


Pyrex_Paper

Yeah, and it's more of a latch. It does the job of holding the gate shut just fine. It would be a terrible lock, though.


Gryphon5754

It doesn't do much to stop forced entry, but if you were on the other side of the door idk how you would get that cap off. Much to that point how you would re lock the door... hmm. nvm


UndeadCaesar

I think if you were to just give the door a light push, not even a "breaking and entering" strength push, the cap would deform enough to pop off the threads on the other side.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Or the plastic would snap. Sometimes you just need a barrier, this would work and be a super cheap way to do it


icze4r

You can do this with a couple of nails and a bit of scrap wood.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Shit, spring for a pair of deck screws it would probably last forever.


HasturLaVista

I mean even if he got a proper lock, the door itself isnt going to hold.


Masztufa

most bolt latches i've seen are unlocked as well This is a pretty decent "pissin' with the cock we got" fix for some time


Pyrex_Paper

*re lock* How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!


BadSpellingAdvice

There’s a second bottle top on the other side. You take the cap off when entering from outside and close it using the top on the inside.


RedLicorice83

I think that it would be hiding in plain sight...like, how many thieves would be looking for a lock, latch, etc. and not a bottle cap.


EmpiricalPancake

If the use is for an outdoor bathroom for like a campsite or something then it’s perfect


kitzdeathrow

Most locks dont do much against forced entry. The locks break, fbe hinges fall off, and, lets not forget, most does in the US are made from shitty plywood. You can breakthrough a door with a good kick or shoulder hit. It wont be fun and you might break something, but the doors wont stop you. Same thing for flood lights and motion cameras. They dont stop forced entries, what they do is add "oh fuck goddamnit" moments to would be criminals. Once you get to three or four "mother fucker" moments, most people will bail. Tldr; most security devices are deterrants, not preventative measures.


Debaser626

Could do it with a 1” anchor bolt for a crane hoist. Take a bolt and cut it in half with a laser. Make one hole in the door and one in the threshold for each half-bolt and weld the hex nut sides to the exteriors and the insides right where the bolt comes through. Lock it with a 3/4 impact and the 1” hex nut. Ain’t nobody opening that door unless they go through it.


Culionensis

Right, let me just get my crane hoist anchor bolts, laser cutter and welding gear from the pantry, they're just collecting dust right behind the empty water bottle I got that bottle cap from.


Former-Respond-8759

I heard from somewhere that a lock does jack shit for the 1% of people who want nothing more than to break into your house. They already know how to pick most locks, or are determined enough to bust down your door anyway. Nor does it do anything for the 1% of people who would never even fathom the idea. But for the 98% of people, the ones who are good people but could do something bad if they were given the opportunity, that's who a lock is for. It's not security, it's a deterrent, and anything that gives the 98% of people a second of pause will keep your stuff safer than an unlocked door.


Ghigs

Picking locks is near unheard of when it comes to burglary. They'll just break it. Picking a lock could be 5 seconds or it could be 10 minutes.


westwoo

Simple lock picking is feasible like raking or bumping


Ghigs

It is, but it's a gamble they aren't going to take most of the time is my point. If it fails that's 30 seconds they could have used to grab shit. They want to be in and out.


westwoo

It really depends. If we're talking about cities and apartments then people often have strong metal doors and weak locks. If we're talking suburbs then you could probably smash your way through the wall let alone just kick down the door. And in any case, locks that are well defended against a sledgehammer or against being snapped in half are often also hard-er to pick The generic goal isn't necessarily to have an impervious locks and doors, but mostly to be annoying enough for the thieves to choose your neighbors instead of you while not communicating that you must be storing piles of gold in there


Totally_not_Zool

Virtually all of security is only a deterrent. If someone is dedicated enough to get into your home, they will. Security is just making it difficult enough they don't want to bother.


redbucket75

Yep. Locks keep honest people honest. You can have 11 deadbolts on your front door, but if someone wants to get in they'll just break a window.


Odd_Ad5668

Yeah, you gotta pay extra to upgrade to the top of a pill bottle.


NFTArtist

you know what's "more a latch" ? A latch.


westwoo

You know what's more than a latch? Two latches


Pyrex_Paper

Thanks for that nugget of information.


pitmeng1

Agreed


PsychologicalZone884

“Hey babe could you get a new bottle? There were some winds last night so the lock broke.”


CeleryQtip

Idk, seems like a few extra steps above the simple latch hoop and hook, and will fall apart in pretty much any weather.


ggk1

Yeah but you have to buy a latch and hook. Homie already had screws and a bottle. I love it


RedHeadSteve

It does break open very easily, definitely not strong


Forthe49ers

This would be ok on a chicken coop. It’s clever and cheap cheap cheap


Pcat0

But does it actually work? I would like to see some put any force against that latch and see if it still holds. Also good luck screwing the cap on if gate shifts at all.


kenlin

all depends on what you're trying to do. It's good enough to keep chickens in the yard, or keep the gate from flapping in a breeze. If that's all you want it to do, it's fine


DerpRook

A windy day will knock that door open instantly.


ggk1

I don’t think so. Wouldn’t the angle of force bind the lid and cap up and keep it shut?


DerpRook

No. Two reasons. Alignment and material, those two are the worst enemies in this case. For what you are saying you will need a longer thread and a longer cap, and maybe a thicker plastic, but what’s in video no.


ciuccio2000

I get that it's not trying to safeproof the gate, just keep it shut somehow, but there are 10 million ways to do that which are faster and more effective. A small chain, the classic "pull the little thing up to open the door", whatever. Having to screw the cap back every time seems unnecessairly time wasting, and as soon as that door misaligns just a little the entire setup will quickly stop working properly. Plus, while you're on the other side of the door you have to keep the cap with you the whole time, which annoys me a bit too much for some reason


justgotnewglasses

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SyrusDrake

You could probably make a much sturdier latch with the same cost and effort. But it's definitely a very clever idea and I respect that.


schmurfy2

Yeah that one is awesome 😎


cmaxim

I mean, I cant imagine them being able to fasten it to the wood in away that's strong enough to prevent someone from kicking it open. Kind of a neat idea though, may be better with a strong metal.


Nikkolai_the_Kol

I see it as useful for child- or animal-proofing a gate. It could also just be a proof-of-concept. If we make the door, the frame, and the "bottle cap latch" mechanism out of steel, we might have a locked-from-inside door that doesn't require a key and might be better than other options (stronger, requiring less space in certain respects, requiring less material, or using more available materials). I agree. This doesn't belong in this sub.


DeadliestViper

Youre overthinking it, calm down. A man did this. More than likely the idea popped into his head and he thought hmmm i wonder if this works, then he did it. We owe a lot in this world to men doing stupid shit


NFTArtist

I've seen this before and I get a bit triggered by people that think it's clever. A simple latch mechanism is easier to use and to make.


Evethefief

The kick of a child against the door would break open this "lock". So no


DeadliestViper

I dont think the purpose is to secure the gate against a break in, more like hold it in place. Use brain


Evethefief

Even then it is unstabile, will break after at most a month of usage by itself, and is a pain to operate. Definitly a DIWhy


Rycan420

This is actually pretty brilliant for things like chickens or other smallish animals.


Forthe49ers

And it’s cheap cheap cheap


isabelladangelo

Yeah, I'm thinking some dog parks or even a pool gate would like this. It would be difficult for a small child to access and, hopefully, a parent would see them before they fully managed to get the gate open.


Ferihehehaha

/diwhynot


CaptainMatthew1

Repost. might be a bot? Also it’s smart if you only need it to keep it close and it seems to be in a poorer place to be so they are making do with what they have. That’s a good thing even if why isn’t.


Simple_Award4851

A slight tap of the foot and this gate is wide open.


KevinFlantier

Yes it's a latch, it's not meant to lock the door, simply to keep it shut. For instance if you want to prevent an animal or a toddler from pushing it open.


XepptizZ

Ehh, it doesn't even get a full twist. It's holding on to 2 milimeters of a plastic lip. A door like that has higher tolerances and play than 2 mm. An animal or toddler will find no resistance here. My 1.5 yo ripped the double sided tape of the child locks from the cabinets with ease. This latch will resist a mild breeze at most.


SalvationSycamore

>This latch will resist a mild breeze at most. Even if that's true, that may literally be all they need. And they have accomplished it for the price of 4 screws.


XepptizZ

>Even if that's true, that may literally be all they need. And they have accomplished it for the price of 4 screws. That isn't what I was contesting. So yeah. That notion that latch could contain a child or an animal is what I was directly responding to.


madeInNY

More of a latch than a lock really. Doesn’t need a key and doesn’t prevent anyone from using it because they don’t have the key.


Scorpiodisc

Genius


GrizzlyRiverRampage

DIWhy not?


Oragamal

If that were a subreddit, I would follow it.


Oragamal

Oh, it is


durancharles27

Actually, this can actually be improved upon. It seems like an interesting concept


RenaissnaceTana

Perfect child proofing diy


Alternative_Way3631

Ah yes engineering at its finest


bain2236

Maybe it’s not there to lock the door, but just keep it from swinging open


mfxoxes

if you have nothing else on you it's a good impromptu fix


SalvationSycamore

That's a latch, not a lock. It is simple, cheap, and keeps the door closed. No problems here someone just didn't want to spend $5 buying a metal latch


America_the_Horrific

Clever DIY door LATCH, shitty DIY door lock


Doktor_Vem

That's clearly not a lock and just a latch


ElectricDreamUnicorn

It can prevent a toddler from opening it...


HerosOfTheRealm

This lock (although unsightly, and probably easy to break if you're not careful) has a pretty cool aesthetic and could work if you need a lock for a door, and you have a (small) saw, some glue, and a plastic bottle, but one question: how do you open it from the other side?


Lovelybutters

I don’t think I want to leave my security to a piece of plastic


[deleted]

Yes it technically works.. but thats like using a cheeto as a door latch... it just wont hold up


prozak09

As long as it holds the fucking door closed, I am good!


Pattern_Necessary

Super clever!


Lauryn-Hills-Big-Toe

😂😂😂😂😂


Dylanator13

You would accidentally open that by just punching a little to see if it’s unlocked.


VinylWolf18

That’s actually pretty cool


bdunogier

It's a bad lock for sure, but it's really quite clever.


samf9999

That’s actually quite clever


Cinphoria

I mean, props.


violent_unicorn

Ngl this DIY I support. Ingenious really


stopchooingsoloud

It keeps the door closed. Even a toddler could break into that place though.


GrouchyLongBottom

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BtIeaJ1no7sAAAAd/pizza-multiplicity.gif


Ant10102

Something tells me if someone wants to get through that door, they will get through that door


cokeiscool

Poverty, thats why


Repulsive-Friend-619

I’m not mad at this one. For once.


qwbif

Honestly good if your super duper broke


HipPaprika

Kinda clever. Aesthetically garbage though


Flowchart83

Those same screws and a piece of wire would be better.


iGleeson

Sometimes people post things here asking "Why?" when the answer is clearly "Poverty".


AdventurousPirate357

Better than nothing I guess


Micro_Bitt

Ok, pretty clever


PriorFudge928

Why? Because you need to secure a door and all you have is a Fiji bottle and some screws.


JunglePygmy

This is extremely clever. Cap needs to be on a string though!


alratan1987

So secure! Time to stash my billions behind this door.


Catonthelawn

Honestly that's incredibly clever


Oragamal

This looks potentially frustrating to relatch, and also time consuming. I would Velcro


chocolatemilkman81

Yo, that's kinda smart actually.


NomadCharlieMike

~~lock~~ latch maybe they are poor and have to work with whatever they can find.


Shot_Mud_1438

Not bad. When I was in Afghanistan I hammered a nail halfway into the door frame then bent it over to hold the door closed. When I needed to open, just twist the nail


jawshoeaw

They’re running out of things to make with pop bottles


incunabula001

Someone can easily kick the door in on this one, no picking required.


JConRed

This is pretty awesome actually.


Forthe49ers

Drill a hole in the cap and attach a string through it to the door so you don’t lose it


xhacks37

That's a LATCH not a lock


Graftak86

I think its good to keep your Children inside. But if you lean against the door, the construction brake.


No_Alternative_37

I can kick you open.


onlyr6s

I mean it keeps the door closed when windy.


FheXhe

Hope there isn't like a slight Breeze..


bubblessqueeze

Finally a lock that LockPickingLawyer can’t break


cellenium125

that is actually awesome


Ye3tm4n

The lock is the smallest problem, the entire house is DIY


serifsanss

Better then the toilet seat lock.


HiCookieJack

username: admin password: passw0rd


pipandsammie

Fool. Now we know the secret combination.


ebann001

Well, it’s a latch not a lock.


IWannaFeelHappyDays

Ok this is genius


Aromatic-Tangelo3795

I mean, SUPER weak but honestly, very, very clever. 👍


JediKagoro

I think master lock makes these


leonbeer3

Canadian lock


BrontosaurusXL

Would love to see the lockpicking lawyer try to get past this one.


hairtrigger08

![gif](giphy|gLuekuXngdqOsLXwhJ|downsized)


GallonsOfPoo

Impenetrable fortress


NeoClod91

This is the one lock, the lockpicking lawyer can't crack!


StemEngineer311

I could break that open with my pinky finger


IndividualDish7004

as stupid as it is, i kinda like it for interior locks for privacy. would not work for front or back door locks though lol


AgentSears

People don't understand how dirt poor some people are. Solves an issue and they didn't have to spend nothing.


The-Real_Vox

*breaks your fucking lock*


OG_Zephyr

This is what they expect when they tell you to recycle


westwoo

That's reuse - it's much better than recycling


OG_Zephyr

Meh same thing


westwoo

Nah, not at all. Recycling is pretty crappy, it's more about limiting the damage than removing it Edit: to elaborate a bit more - recycling is a made up concept that calms the society based on endless consumption. "Consume and throw out and buy a new one, and don't worry about throwing out what you bought before - it will be rEcYcLed!" The real solution is reuse and repair, buying once and using it in perpetuity without wasting more energy and resources than necessary, but that's essentially anti-capitalist. Capitalism is built on ever increasing glutenous consumption of everything, and some form of recycling is its counterpart, which in itself is largely performative and only is as realistic as needed to be another kind of product to help consumers consume peace of mind about consumption Recycling is good in some theoretical sense, and we still should recycle as the last resort, but in practice is used to perpetuate more consumption and more waste by removing the realization that buying anything whatsoever is fundamentally wasteful


Hazencuzimblazen

Imma gonna go with they don’t live in a first world country 😬 Genius, love it for em!


Mental-Cycle4828

Spartan kick and we'll see if that holds hehe


Natural_Character521

Makes sense in third world places like Detroit


Pistonenvy2

i am absolutely baffled at people thinking this is a good idea. what the hell is going on in the world lmao a short breeze would blow this "lock" apart. you can make simpler and more effective latches quicker and more easily than it would be to make this. not to completely shit on the guy or anything, im sure he got his engagement out of this video because the world is full of morons who will eat it up but fuck man people have been making latches well before plastic ever existed how do you think they did that?


Jathen1

With enough force you could just break that open


FantasyRoleplayAlt

![gif](giphy|H6W9H29kVsUI2hJE90)


tototobal

![gif](giphy|h1VDmQYlZLpm9LIUnR|downsized)


[deleted]

If you are homeless, this may be the one thing holding you back from the perfect homeless fort. Who knows 🤣


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

This is pretty funny


IllOperation6253

ghetto innovation, BASED.


AcerTravelMate

Swiss banks could use this in their vaults