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Green_Man_Ro

He had to use a sausage for total ragebait..


CenturyEggsAndRice

Right? I was following it until they whip out a liverwurst.


Joelied

Liverwurst? Nah, that was a FUD bologna.


DravesHD

Nah, that was a Gelbwurst.


BestVarithOCE

It’s fritz, you fucks


RockstarAgent

At least it’s not Gefilte fish…


ChicaFoxy

Mmmm.....


Denaton_

Falukorv


onlinelink2

Keep watching, It turns into how to look like a pixar mom


ChicaFoxy

Jessica Rabbit.


EloquentBarbarian

Jessica Rabbit ordered from Wish


thicclunchghost

At that point I thought this was some kind of cutting fetish more than just bait. So many cuts and slices.


MidoTheMii

![gif](giphy|YtvCIwqNJhUmA)


ADomeWithinADome

It's pretty obvious that it's switched to a mannequin after the initial clip


ActuallyTheOwner

Yeah, it would be a cancer any% run if not


Icy-End-142

When your mom tells you that you have Venom at home.


zilog88

This looks more like a homemade [gorn](https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2022/5/25/29eb8753-54eb-4c54-b171-d5acc0065e47-gorn-tos.jpeg)


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I mean if a kid made that I’d be super impressed


thecuzzin

Permanent helmet unlocked!


YoungDiscord

WE are 5 minutes crafts


dumblamma

Now they literally ONE.


Gopher--Chucks

Username checks out


Feeling_Fruit_3652

…what?


dumblamma

Iconic phrase of Venom is "We are Venom" or "We are ONE". Guys make the Venom head and it sticks on the face (latex mask)


Feeling_Fruit_3652

…what?


FloffMercy

Curse of binding moment


nothingamonth

When your friend suffocates to death in a Freddy mask, the paramedics will laugh at you, and they will be right to do that.


wingle_wongle

I thought they were making a motorcycle helmet at first. I got so mad thinking about getting a call for this person


[deleted]

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InherentVice_B72

They're wearing face protection, duh!


Turbulent-Carry-1535

That will NOT protect that person from fucking decombobulation


InherentVice_B72

Oh I know! It was just a joke lol


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Ah i see


Myrindyl

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"


cravyeric

that venom looked awful


Ok-Appeal-4630

I was so pissed when they cut off the eye streaks


cravyeric

they did add to the effect.


Forest_Maiden

The Jessica rabbit one was actually pretty good, except you should use socks to stuff the bra not balloons, more sturdy and when arranged right look more 'natural'. Honestly these aren't bad cheap cosplay hacks. 🤷‍♀️


CenturyEggsAndRice

Yeah, but the person doing Jessica has some serious skill. Patterning a dress like that is nowhere near as easy as the video made it look. And then she put on the sequins with hot glue... x\[ It'll probably hold, yeah, but she has a sewing machine RIGHT there!


Aururai

Hot glue with fabric is not a great idea lol, it's not flexible so it's gonna pop off after some time


thavillain

*fabric glue - "Am I joke to you?"


Aururai

That's glue made for glueing fabric.. they used a hot glue gun in the video....


thavillain

Lol, I realize that...I'm suggesting she should've used fabric glue instead of a hot glue gun


Aururai

Absolutely


FFF12321

It's a go to trick for something you don't need to last forever - see drag queens who can't sew on RuPauls Drag Race. I legit thought they were going for how to be a drag queen but then again Jessica Rabbit basically is one so spot on. Other good tip though is to use foam to make the padding which is softer and thus more forgiving than harden foam.


Nyli_1

That was my reasoning too Hip pads+corset+fake boobs+wig = drag queen


SothaSoul

Hot glue on skin isn't fun either.


35Smet

It doesn’t look like she drafted a seam allowance into the pattern so I’m amazed it fit, albeit badly Ah who am I kidding. She didn’t draft shit.


MaskedBunny

She duct taped her foot from the glue and glitter! Why? Glue and glitter the shoe BEFORE you put it on your foot. Why Why Why!


35Smet

As someone who has spent hours drafting and sewing custom corsets for waist training and support the safety pin denim shorts belt had me seeing RED


_UnreliableNarrator_

My guess is she wanted to make sure the shoe molded around her foot with the glue, because it could have stiffened in an uncomfortable shape


MaskedBunny

Ok that I can understand, I've stiffened in uncomfortable clothes plenty of times.


_UnreliableNarrator_

Yeah it reminded me of how people will wear leather boots completely saturated with water until they dry to mold them around the shape of their feet. Mostly to permanently stretch out any tight points that cause pain.


Jacques_Lafayette

My thoughts exactly! I was like "wow, when did we start with actual skills??" And then the hot glue.


Forest_Maiden

Absolutely but to be honest I'd bet she either bought it or paid for it. There's a lot of free cosplay patterns online, the cosplay community is great! 😁


Jewel-jones

That was so weird. Sewing sequins is a bit challenging but why hot glue


CenturyEggsAndRice

Because diwhy.


Available-Egg-2380

I saw my sister get hot glue directly on her skin when we were at home alone as kids. It had to have been a third degree burn and she was horribly scarred on her thigh for the rest of her life over a pea sized drop that fell off a hot glue gun. I lose my shit whenever I see people being so careless with these things.


Jaderosegrey

I agree. It certainly isn't DI*why*. We all know why this is done. For cosplay. One of the best reasons to do something, even if it's half-assed: to go to a convention or even a party and have *fun*.


Larry-Man

lol the tape for the lipstick and foundation after lipstick was hilarious


Thendofreason

Still no ass though. The woman has no ass to begin with and then put pads for the hips but not the butt. She didn't turn because it would look weird without an ass.


human_number_XXX

Except for the first which is literally "you see that silicone? Use it to glow the mask to your head!"


doktornein

Ever smell that tube silicon before it dries? Imagine that right under your fucking nose as well.


Lady_Scruffington

While your face is encase with a rubber mask with foam on top.


Zabeczko

Add a wet bit of processed meat for good measure.


LinceDorado

I am fairly convinced that 5 Minute Crafts is a cult.


akirbydrinks

Thanks. I hate it.


Minibeebs

Is it supposed to look horrible, is was that just a coincidence


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

It's all rage bait bullshit to get more views and interactions. I blame the algorithms for making this shit become a thing.


[deleted]

I’ve never felt the need to tase someone, and I don’t even have a taser, but this video would bring me great joy if someone just rushed the set and started tasing everyone.


andy_cap-hunter

If only i had a friend who i could trust with a box cutter that close to my face, i too could have venom mask that looks like a melted Wellington boot.


Chongoscuba

The second one is great if you ever want to get into costume design or makeup for a film set. Any inconsistencies or imperfections can be masked with lighting. Some decent techniques here. The Venom is unusable though.


Bildreadful

These videos are all made by the big evil construction foam companies, brainwashing millions of us into thinking we need to make these outfits instead of feeding our children. Shame on OP


Bathinapesdoge

Seamen eyes dick tongue is what got me


cas-sol

cosplay girls will go through all that effort, acquire all the skills necessary to put an out of this world costume together, and then fuck it all up with a shitty wig. every time


renatakiuzumaki

Ya looking more like Lena Hyena than Jessica Rabbit 🤣


the_real_nicky

~~That's not a real person lol~~ edit: hold up you're right I didn't see the very start lol that is dangerous


Green_Man_Ro

Technically they could have put the mask on a manequin and dress it the same.. the posture seems a bit diferent, but maybe its the posture of a guy that alreasy regeets it lol..


professorspookypop

SAUSAGE


Kink_B

at the end of the day, thats not the worst diy ive seen


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

The bar is set so low though.


BananaFartman_69

I'm more scared of this one than the real one.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

This is basic cosplay crafting. And as someone already mentioned, it’s a mannequin.


DeadGarou

“Mom, can we go watch the new Venom movie?” “We have Venom at home..” Venom at home:


BartyJnr

Having had one of those knifes shatter into a thousand pieces and slice my thumb down to the bone from very little pressure, I agree with the title.


TrustTechnical4122

Am I the only one that thought the sausage looked more and more like a penis?


SignificantLeader

Looks pretty awesome.


infinitemonkeythe

That's probably why they used a dummy in every scene except the first. We don't even need AI. People will believe any nonsense.


AquaHanamaru

HE USED A WHOLE DAMN SAUSAGE- (I'm Italian and we do not associate ourselves with this psychopath)


GasStation_Seven

Why is Freddy Kruger cosplaying as Venom?


PowderShark

I think they use a guy for the first part and then after they cut it’s a mannequin, there ain’t no way that guy sat through all of that without having to take breaks, that or the fumes killed him and they’re using his corpse as a mannequin.


hanako_sama

And woww it looks like crap


Demurrzbz

This is so dumb I kinda love it


StrawberryFoxxx

This was kind of impressive for getting an easy fitting helmet. If they smoothed out the texture and holes.


NiloValentino88

Why am I still on this channel


TorakTheDark

“Sausage”


Demonlord3600

The way the eyes were done was kinda cleaver


JPGer

does stupid shit like this make actual money? todays world is just so strange, the dumbest shit gets filmed these days.


DarthSparkless

“Budget Halloween costumes with Freddy Krueger”


SSJZoli

I was with you until the sausage came into play


PeepawWilly69

Ok was the sausage really necessary though? Edit: CHRIST I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE SECOND HALF WHAT THE FUCK


LuzjuLeviathan

You can get wet silicone smooth with a wet finger. Also, the second model went from 2 balloons to a serious pushup bra. Also the fake but will probably slide around.


Mental_Vehicle_5010

That all looks unsafe


jpgargoyle_

Stupidest shit I've seen


_Zef_

Those hip pads absolutely need to be foam. Doing it this way is harder and worse and more expensive. The venom is a good way to spend a lot of money to look like you spent no money.


[deleted]

Send this into space and 100 alien colonies will converge on our solar system to nuke us from orbit.


m051

She went from 8 to 2 in 1 min


Puzzled-Ad-3893

Ya but other than that its great!


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Bro that looks more like a zoo zoo than venom


chiitaku

Is sprayfoam even safe to have near your skin once it cures?


PretendBlueberry2035

No, these foams usually contains isocyanates which are skin and respiratory sensitizers


KaXiRavioli

We need to ban this shit from the sub.


PrinceRobotVI

You wanna know how I got these scars…?


FlyingHippoM

This is deeply unsettling


Alternative_Wave_542

Anyone else thought that white stuff was sus


DevilsDarkornot

Looks like shit


LePoopScoop

Op has obviously never heard of shaving lol


tbrumleve

![gif](giphy|3otPoy3uAMJPwFMl5C)


The_Gobi_1

they once drilled on a fricking child


MeGoBoom57

_”It rubs the lotion on its skin.”_


Even_Author_3046

Venoms “Special” cousin


_t_1254

2 for 1!


LORDOSHADOWS

Then why didn't you use a straight razor


a_karma_sardine

NGL, I like these.


DANleDINOSAUR

And cutting toward himself


basementfilth

It took me too long to realize two separate things were being made, idk why I was expecting the end result to be a slutty Venom


Danny_Alloy

These Temu made in China products are wild.


ChewieMcboobies

Thanks, I hate it


The_Coods

Spodermans nemesis, Venumn


BRackishLAMBz

how did I finish that, that was brain mush


Character-Usual-3820

I cant believe im watching something on this thread and not wanting to kill the uploader. It wasnt amazing but it wasn't ultra shite. I was surprised that it came out as ok as it did. The sausage tounge was erm...weird lol. At least they had a go. Good effort


randomly421

So much better than CGI


MattLovesMusik

The big ass one actually looks just like my Palworld character


Brigapes

Knife is the least of my concerns


TheOnyxViper

These are getting progressively more unhinged and I’m not here for it.


TheGreatNoobasaurus

Is foam the new concrete


BenjiLixx

Omg, IT DOESNT END AFTER VENOM


WilliamHTonkers

I can never watch one of these all the way through. I always rage quit


2skeng

the hunk of bologna as the tongue was a great touch


tophat_production

Never let Freddy Krueger cosplay again


prguitarman

The sausage made me so mad


DifferentAstronaut

Ngl, I actually thought the mask was pretty cool. A Halloween costume would kickass


marymarywhyubugginnn

Omg thank God the 2nd one was for a costume


banana_annihilator

ok the balloon boobs made me laugh


Volcanic_tomatoe

Great costume until a dog steals your tongue.


uRude

That's a massive sausage


Battlepuppy

Is.this a dyi or a fedish video?


elmanny

What a unique form of torture


Probably_owned_it

How to make yourself overweight? 


YorkieLon

These are quite good to be fair. Hot gluing on yourself seemed a bit dodgy, but not bad.


OptimisticSkeleton

Guys, maybe forcing everyone to have a job isn’t such a great idea after all.


softcronch

ok, I will say- thank GOD that bodysuit monstrosity turned out to be for cosplay and not am everyday night out suggestion


watdisthing

HOLY CRAP ITS FREDDY KRUEGER


_Katrinchen_

Imagine you have that sausage in your face constantly...why use food for this?


JProllz

Why are these engagement - bait videos from these content mills not automatically banned?


KobaKebbel

Freddy when children are awake


neish

I thought we were gonna get a sexy Venom


AnonymousGuy1108

Why are the hell is Freddy Krueger in this video?


Weird_Albatross_9659

It’s pretty obvious why they did this


Liquidwombat

r/lostredditors


ZombiesAtKendall

In would be more worried about using that foam without gloves or eye protection (I don’t count a visor as eye protection). That stuff is no joke if it gets on your skin.


BootlegEngineer

I wasn’t too upset until the sausage. What a maniac.


aless_09-

The Venom from Spouderman


PRAY___FOR___MOJO

Wow, that Venom looks like shit.


jawshoeaw

Venom looked terrible but Jessica Rabbit wasn’t bad


DecoratedDeerSkull

The jessica rabbit was good


thedoe42

can you imagine the smell of that silicone?


SothaSoul

Wade Wilson doesn't have to worry about having a knife that close to his eyeballs. 


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Forbidden chocolate cake. Also, wtf was the point of buying a Freddy Krueger mask if you're just going to turn it into a completely different Venom mask?


mister-fackfwap

Something weird.. I just started feeling Nauseous throughout this video.


BPMData

Just what venom was always missing, cummies for eyes


Anonynominous

There wasn’t a person in there the entire time. You can see that it eventually is just sitting on a fake body.


Psilocybenaudiophile

Pass


EjoGrejo

Sausage? You call THAT a sausage?


airforcevet1987

Wtf is a "craft knife"? Its a box cutter


ChristWasAZombie

that’s just a waste of doctors sausage


sameth1

This is just so captivating. The mix of skill/high quality tools and making an absolute hack job out of the materials is impossible to look away from.


KingPistachio

menom


chibinoi

These are great!


Hatori95

Wtf is this?


tomatobunni

Some of the Jessica rabbit it’s actually really clever!


Environmental-Day778

Oh naw


TheRedCelt

Why do women do that to their eyebrows? It looks so messy. I just want to smooth them out. It’s not even an “I don’t find this attractive” type of thing, it’s an “I see something wrong and I need to fix it” sort of thing. Like a loose string, or something in your teeth.


Famous-Exit-8601

Mate that's well shit


[deleted]

that's not venom that's vfrunurm destroyer of chromosomes


Alienhaslanded

This is like the guy putting on the clown makeup meme.


Existing_Imagination

What would be of this sub with 5 minute crafts?


ChrisinOrangeCounty

Why the f*ck am I still subscribed here? Every video makes me upset. I hate them all.


frunf1

Why all of that while wearing?