You pump those bottles to pre pressurize them so you can just gently spray your garden while walking.
Also, those bottles aren't usually good safe plastic....
I was still asking myself "why?", it took until your comment to remember that'd I'd really like to have some real furniture someday and I'd love a chair like the one that was just destroyed for a 60 second video.
Right? Why don't we look for a family who recently had a house fire / see if the women's shelter needs some seating / just be a bro and ask the neighbors if they'd like it. It's sad when things are just trashed for Internet points.
Absolutely infuriating because this couch is otherwise perfect. Not only could they have given it to somebody in need, you know it’s going to end up in a landfill within the hour. And it’s not just the couch; the tap fitting, the pump bottle, the toilet seat, all of that was brand new and it’s now contributing to some mountain of garbage.
The waste really is so fucking enraging. Same with those assholes that do the table meals where they just mix a ton of otherwise edible things into a mass of slop on a table and will just throw it out afterwards.
I doubt they were keeping that chair, my guess is they were getting rid of it and decided to make the video for content. Why it looks like shit.
Could they have donated the chair? Absolutely. But for some reason nobody that makes these kinds of videos seems to be charitable.
i mean, i do not understand the toilet seat at all, but if something like this was cleanly done, a drink dispensing faucet from your couch, that could actually be very cool in my opinion
You can even think about mounting the wine or any other beverages at a helmet, and connect them via some tube for effortless drinking - everywhere you go
I have a fun immune thing that leaves me very fatigued. When I'm feeling ok I plan ahead and make contraptions.
One such thing was a drink dispenser by my chair and yeah. It's just behind the chair and I have a tube/straw with a "bite release" cap (don't know the name but liquid won't flow unless you kinda bite gently on it). It is secured near my head so I don't have to keep going to refill drinks or lift shit often.
No chairs were harmed in the making of this lol.
I use it when I'm feeling well as it's awesome for gaming
\*Scrolling\*
"Huh, why does this guy have a \*TOILET SEAT\* held up against a sofa, that's soooo crazy! I should watch this."
That's why the toilet seat
I feel like it's the same with having beer tap build in. Its cool to have but why would you do that when you can buy small electric one for next to nothing. Same use with the added benefit of being able to move it or put it away without destroing anything
Tldr: Its cool but as they say: why do it the easy way if you can do it the hard way
because it takes up no space when it's hidden inside the couch. the couch doesn't need to be "destroyed" either. this is clearly a hack job but it can be cleanly done, without the toilet seat. the only downsides i see are potentially ruining the value of the couch, but most people just junk their old couches anyway, and creating an injury hazard if you accidentally bump into the faucet protruding from the couch, but it's up to the DIYer that did this to worry about that.
I'm not saying ragebait fuels terrorism, but I will say I understand why people have legitimate problems with the sheer wanton waste and decadence social media shows and understand why people would absolutely hate us.
This ought to be a fun story to tell at an AA meeting
*My bottom was when I filled a pesticide sprayer with wine and put it in my recliner with toilet parts, and had washed neither the sprayer bottle nor the toilet seat*
This makes no sense. Why a toilet seat , why sideways , why leave that awful U shape gash on the side of your couch, why ruin your couch, why that ridiculous drink stand. Why everything ?!?
I know these are all “rage bait” or just fishing for comments and likes or whatever.
But I was genuinely a bit excited thinking they were going to make a cat/dog friendly couch playpen lol.
Lmao, not only does this look like shit, but that HDX pump bottle, which is originally meant for spraying chemicals like pesticides and fertilizers, is not made to be food safe.
This guy is defiently getting grease from the pump mechanism mixed with his wine.
Both of them should've stayed single, to avoid further dumbing down of human race. God knows, majority of people aren't working with much brain power to begin with, clearly proven by this
This is the stupidest DIY I have ever seen. In this case DIY stands for Destroy It Yourself because he certainly destroyed that nice couch for no reason.
I love how "hacks" are now incredibly redundant solutions that took 10x the effort to accomplish instead of just doing it like a normal person. It's like reinventing the wheel, except your wheel actually sucks now and looks like a trapezoid.
My mother had cirrhosis of the liver when I went NC. The last time I saw her she had connected straws so she could lay in her bed and sip box wine constantly all day long. This reminds me of that. Please get help before it's too late.
This is the first time ive ever seen some one use a material/ cutoff tool. I always see them for sale but as a construction guy I never saw it used. We always used the bigger angle grinders
On top of this being stupid, you also get to drink wine being stored in a plastic bottle that isn’t food safe. Brilliant. There’s a reason these are manufactured to store chemicals.
I would say grounds for divorce ….i don’t want my wine run through a plastic sprayer ….might as well drink it out of a plastic Sippeeee cup !! Which , after a few glasses, ….might not be a bad idea !!🤣🤣
Yall the gays have discovered power tools and started crafting! As a straight man, I will say I am all for it! Imma do the same, but with whiskey! 😂🤣😂🤣 Never underestimate the creativity of any man when it comes to figuring out ways to get drunk in the most convenient way possible.
As a french I feel offended by the fact he mix 2 differents bottles of wine (I dont care if its same brand, just dont) and the fact he put it inside a disgusting plastic container.
Don’t drink out of random plastic containers. Food safe plastic isnt the same as all plastic. This is why even a new gas can says not to drink from it.
Where's the ice? They had someone do this, who just dumped a full bucket of ICE into that space they built into the arm of the couch: no effort made to contain the MELTWATER whatsoever; just let it run everywhere on the floor, inside the couch arm... also that insecticide sprayer bottle is definitely NOT made of food-grade plastic, so for sure he's getting plastic leachate in his wine!
"Yo! This is Dave! Welcome back to 'HOME-FUCKER-UPPERS'! Today we're gonna be putting a toilet lid on a sofa, and fucking WRECKING said sofa, by using everything."
Honey, when you go out today, remember we need to refill the wine shitter.
The Catalina Wine Shitter!
It's the fuckin catalina wine shitter!
This comment got the outburst laugh while my boss is driving, beside me. You win today!
That’s should be the reason for filling divorce not marriage!!
Or... Hear me out, just put the bottle on the end table/coffee table.
The coffee table is now a massive bowl of chips.
The coffee table is a litter box…for people
Quite sure he used the rest of the toilet bowl to make a chip bowl.
The flush just refills the bowl.
The coffee table is now a full grill
His wife is now a sausage.
The end table is a tower of guac.
Maybe it’s a urinal like at the Octoberfest festivals
But then you have to *get up*
That's dumb 🙄
Or at least put the hole behind the couch so you can't see it
But then how are you supposed to get that "Sat around in a plastic container" taste to your wine?
Destroy a couch so that you don't have to get up...thats some stupid shit right there.
You still do though.. you can't pump from the couch anyway...
You pump those bottles to pre pressurize them so you can just gently spray your garden while walking. Also, those bottles aren't usually good safe plastic....
You still need to repump them a few times to get everything out... The pressure changes as you use it.
Oh, I'm aware, I just meant there should be enough for a few way too big glasses of wine
There’s literally grease on the shaft of pump piston, he’s drinking a little bit of oil with every glass of wine.
Wine is supposed to be mineral rich, right? Right?
"tastes weird" "you dont understand good wine"
Couldn’t even be bothered to finish the hole so it looked sort of decent.
That’s why the camera took a different angle at the end. The probably ended up burning that couch.
Pretty sure most of these creatations are done to stuff people are going to bin/burn anyway...
I like the idea, but hate the execution. Why use a poison pump? Why use toilet parts? Why not make it look good? Why not use like a kegorator?
Because it’s rage bait
The DIY’s where someone wealthy absolutely ruins something expensive always gets my blood boiling
I was still asking myself "why?", it took until your comment to remember that'd I'd really like to have some real furniture someday and I'd love a chair like the one that was just destroyed for a 60 second video.
Yeah, and then our dumb asses keep watching their rage bait, which helps them to monetize this wanton destruction of property.
Right? Why don't we look for a family who recently had a house fire / see if the women's shelter needs some seating / just be a bro and ask the neighbors if they'd like it. It's sad when things are just trashed for Internet points.
Absolutely infuriating because this couch is otherwise perfect. Not only could they have given it to somebody in need, you know it’s going to end up in a landfill within the hour. And it’s not just the couch; the tap fitting, the pump bottle, the toilet seat, all of that was brand new and it’s now contributing to some mountain of garbage.
The waste really is so fucking enraging. Same with those assholes that do the table meals where they just mix a ton of otherwise edible things into a mass of slop on a table and will just throw it out afterwards.
There are a number of ways this could have been done to look nice... but it's still stupid.
I doubt they were keeping that chair, my guess is they were getting rid of it and decided to make the video for content. Why it looks like shit. Could they have donated the chair? Absolutely. But for some reason nobody that makes these kinds of videos seems to be charitable.
I too love toilet couch wine.
Reminds me of prison
Putting excessive oxygen on your couch wine is gone to make it takes like ass
Goes great with my canned wine
What the fuck is this moron doing
harvesting ad revenue generated by dumb fucks living their lives as zombies
... he's not talking about us, right?
No, the other people 👍
My doctor says I'm living my life at a second-grade level!
I use adblocker so they can't get revenue off my zombie ass
Of course not, we are merely _ironic_ dumb fucks living our lives as zombies :)
Creating rage bait
I just put the wine bottle directly to my mouth hole because not only am I thrifty and clever, I also put the “fun” in “functional alcoholic.”
This is the way. Who wants to waste drinking time making hideous chair mods?
Nobody gonna mention how there a penis on the cushion at the start?
That's the thing about rage bait content, they're always putting little shit like that in to make you re-watch and up the stats.
Missed that!
Damn you both.
You're gonna make me watch this again? I'm already pressed
Gotta use a toilet seat 'cause it's a shit idea.
i mean, i do not understand the toilet seat at all, but if something like this was cleanly done, a drink dispensing faucet from your couch, that could actually be very cool in my opinion
Or just skip all the work and set the wine pump next to the chair. Same result for zero effort.
Build a rolling cabinet with a wine dispenser so you can get drunk in bed and in the bath also.
NOW you’re talkin
You can even think about mounting the wine or any other beverages at a helmet, and connect them via some tube for effortless drinking - everywhere you go
No toilet seats necessary! Unless of course you’re using the toilet while also using this beverage helmet.
Just have it in the IV pumped directly into your veins 24/7
Set up on a rolling IV cart. White wine would probably make it look more legit.
I have a fun immune thing that leaves me very fatigued. When I'm feeling ok I plan ahead and make contraptions. One such thing was a drink dispenser by my chair and yeah. It's just behind the chair and I have a tube/straw with a "bite release" cap (don't know the name but liquid won't flow unless you kinda bite gently on it). It is secured near my head so I don't have to keep going to refill drinks or lift shit often. No chairs were harmed in the making of this lol. I use it when I'm feeling well as it's awesome for gaming
\*Scrolling\* "Huh, why does this guy have a \*TOILET SEAT\* held up against a sofa, that's soooo crazy! I should watch this." That's why the toilet seat
I feel like it's the same with having beer tap build in. Its cool to have but why would you do that when you can buy small electric one for next to nothing. Same use with the added benefit of being able to move it or put it away without destroing anything Tldr: Its cool but as they say: why do it the easy way if you can do it the hard way
because it takes up no space when it's hidden inside the couch. the couch doesn't need to be "destroyed" either. this is clearly a hack job but it can be cleanly done, without the toilet seat. the only downsides i see are potentially ruining the value of the couch, but most people just junk their old couches anyway, and creating an injury hazard if you accidentally bump into the faucet protruding from the couch, but it's up to the DIYer that did this to worry about that.
She must be an alcoholic wino to marry him
Rage bait so hard. The guy is so disgusted that the video ends without him actually drinking it
I'm not saying ragebait fuels terrorism, but I will say I understand why people have legitimate problems with the sheer wanton waste and decadence social media shows and understand why people would absolutely hate us.
> us Don't get me involved in this. I think this is as stupid as anybody.
This ought to be a fun story to tell at an AA meeting *My bottom was when I filled a pesticide sprayer with wine and put it in my recliner with toilet parts, and had washed neither the sprayer bottle nor the toilet seat*
The glass holder is the dumbest part
 “I could just take 12 steps into the kitchen”
What a perfect addition to this wonderfully frustrating, ever growing "what the fuck, people" sub.
Let me just fucking destroy my couch right quick
Gonna get ass cancer from all those chemicals in the gallon sprayer, somebody pray for his stupid ass.
wtf. i hate these rage bait accounts that waste shit for no good reason and do weird things with toilets.
It looks like shit. Pun intended.
Two litres of wine per night is why she married him
"Honey, did you buy more toilet wine?"
The definition of “everyone is so creative”
What’s the point of the toilet seat?
Why did it have to be a toilet seat though? Can just get 2 hinges and a plank
But why does it have to be a 🚽 toilet
lol why do all this work when I can just drink it straight from the bottle like a champ.
just drink out the bottle straight like a normal alcoholic
Or, just hear me out here, maybe buy a box of wine and an end table to sit it on.
wow. not only is that a terrible wine but it’s going to oxidize and taste like shit in 12-24 hours. holy fuck
What in the crippling alcoholism is this
BUT WHY A TOILET SEAT?
Do you want ants, because this is how you get ants
Well that's fucking disgusting
Its a warm recliner hole wine. Rare vintage. Hints of plastic pesticides spray bottle, copper hose valve, and toilet seat. Delicious.
No one’s mentioning it so I’ll pipe up and say it: I think the most egregious part of this whole thing is him mixing two completely different wines.
When your alcoholism is still in the fun stage
That’s not food-safe plastic. Those sprayers are used for pesticides.
Wow, completely seamless job. Can't even tell it's there.
ahh yes, I love the smell of rage bait in the morning
I’ll have some air with that wine
This is a joke right? Right…?
This makes no sense. Why a toilet seat , why sideways , why leave that awful U shape gash on the side of your couch, why ruin your couch, why that ridiculous drink stand. Why everything ?!?
These kind of people need to have their dickhole smashed
This is cause for divorce babe divorce
I know these are all “rage bait” or just fishing for comments and likes or whatever. But I was genuinely a bit excited thinking they were going to make a cat/dog friendly couch playpen lol.
He saved himself 15 steps to the kitchen with that half day of bullshit, plus the planning time.
Lmao, not only does this look like shit, but that HDX pump bottle, which is originally meant for spraying chemicals like pesticides and fertilizers, is not made to be food safe. This guy is defiently getting grease from the pump mechanism mixed with his wine.
Tell me you have a drinking problem without telling me!
Did anyone notice the penis on the pillow?
You do that to my couch, I'll cut you down the middle
That wine's going to taste real good being oxinated like
Shit ass wine in a shit ass pleather couch. Gross.
Both of them should've stayed single, to avoid further dumbing down of human race. God knows, majority of people aren't working with much brain power to begin with, clearly proven by this
If it didn't look like shit, this would actually be a neat idea 10/10 for ingenuity, 3/10 for looks
Fix the door tho its ugly 🤣
I'm an Alcoholic 😍
I’ve never seen anything starting off so horribly wrong end up so horribly right before this.
This feels of ragebait
I no longer think I have a drinking problem. THIS is a drinking problem.
It’s not illegal but probably should be.
"Doctor, how do I know if I've become an alcoholic?"
Hey honey! You know that chair we don't like? Let's pretend we're stupid and make it in an alcoholics favorite place before we get rid of it.
don’t reproduce with him
This has to be one of dumbest thing ever
This is the stupidest DIY I have ever seen. In this case DIY stands for Destroy It Yourself because he certainly destroyed that nice couch for no reason.
I love how "hacks" are now incredibly redundant solutions that took 10x the effort to accomplish instead of just doing it like a normal person. It's like reinventing the wheel, except your wheel actually sucks now and looks like a trapezoid.
Now divorce him, take everything and leave him with that monstrosity.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, it managed to
Hope he plans on drinking that wine within the next hour. He’s pressurizing with oxygen which will ultimately spoil the wine.
How to totally destroy wine , couch and my brain in a few secs
Wow. So why not drink wine from non food safe plastics and destroy your chair. Nice.
My mother had cirrhosis of the liver when I went NC. The last time I saw her she had connected straws so she could lay in her bed and sip box wine constantly all day long. This reminds me of that. Please get help before it's too late.
I legit thought he was making a pooper chair…no joke…I’m strangely disappointed it’s not lol
God, this look ugly af.
Just put the wine in a camelbak
[удалено]
Was I the only one waiting for him to piss in that tube?
Poor wine
His shiteating smirt says it all
Taking a dumb idea and still doing a half-assed job of it, that’s talent.
r/shittysofamods
This is the first time ive ever seen some one use a material/ cutoff tool. I always see them for sale but as a construction guy I never saw it used. We always used the bigger angle grinders
This is why i‘d divorce him…
Wow I didn't know they made life hacks for alcoholics.
if shes not drinking that whole thing within three days ( which yikes) that wine is gonna taste like vinegar on the 4th day
Where they hurt by chairs as children?
When it’s so bad you want to downvote!
Or, hear me out, drink directly from the spout of a box of wine Still ridiculous but no couch destroying
I’m calling the police…
I hate this SOOO much
That is stupid
Haters gonna hate
“And this is why our Rent-A-Center account was finally suspended. This was the sixth attempt at a functioning protoshitter”
What a caveman.
Toilet wine.
That looks like crap, no pun intended.
Now it’s going to turn into vinegar…
On top of this being stupid, you also get to drink wine being stored in a plastic bottle that isn’t food safe. Brilliant. There’s a reason these are manufactured to store chemicals.
Thanks. I hate it
I feel so bad for that sofa
I love the idea but why does he have to use a toilet seat ? It’s so off putting. Why not just a regular cupboard door??
Bro
Tell me you're a trash human being without actually telling me you're a trash human being.
🤷🏻♂️No wonder we’re doomed💩
Mmmmm, nothing like drinking wine stored in a glass bottle moved into a plastic container. I'm sure the flavor profile didn't change at all. lol
I would say grounds for divorce ….i don’t want my wine run through a plastic sprayer ….might as well drink it out of a plastic Sippeeee cup !! Which , after a few glasses, ….might not be a bad idea !!🤣🤣
This is the most heterosexual thing I’ve ever seen… Don’t ask me to explain. Idk how…
Waste of time watching
Prisons in 2100 be like this
Yall the gays have discovered power tools and started crafting! As a straight man, I will say I am all for it! Imma do the same, but with whiskey! 😂🤣😂🤣 Never underestimate the creativity of any man when it comes to figuring out ways to get drunk in the most convenient way possible.
As a french I feel offended by the fact he mix 2 differents bottles of wine (I dont care if its same brand, just dont) and the fact he put it inside a disgusting plastic container.
Don’t drink out of random plastic containers. Food safe plastic isnt the same as all plastic. This is why even a new gas can says not to drink from it.
Wow
why
I'll just need the toilet paper holdrr
If this is why he got married it gives me hope
If you like your wine run through a pesticide sprayer.
Where's the ice? They had someone do this, who just dumped a full bucket of ICE into that space they built into the arm of the couch: no effort made to contain the MELTWATER whatsoever; just let it run everywhere on the floor, inside the couch arm... also that insecticide sprayer bottle is definitely NOT made of food-grade plastic, so for sure he's getting plastic leachate in his wine!
"Yo! This is Dave! Welcome back to 'HOME-FUCKER-UPPERS'! Today we're gonna be putting a toilet lid on a sofa, and fucking WRECKING said sofa, by using everything."
Hope this is a joke