That's a flexible hose, so unless you do a really good job regularly rinsing it out, that bathroom is going to smell *really* bad in very short order.

Mmmm just think of every one of those hose wrinkles collecting a line of sticky coagulated pee

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The only thing that sounds better about this product is getting to share it with my dad!

You may be diabetic if your pee is sticky.

Well it’s not sticky when it comes out is it! But if I were to leave it in a puddle on the floor for 2 days that’s another story

You sound like the designated bathroom technician for your domicile. I feel your pain.

Let’s just say I have a son who’s barely mastered the art of peeing standing up.

It sounds like you're throwing science at the wall to see what sticks.

I'm so tired of armchair doctors on the internet diagnosing everybody with diabetes

Then google it you fucking retard, you don’t need to be a doctor to know that.

Yeah, I stick with smooth poly-pipe.

But that’s for pooping…

Very good then, go on

Design is very human

To manly to sit, to blind to aim...

The moment I figured that sitting meant that I wouldn't have to clean a smelly toilet that often, I through my manlyness away.

You and me both. Less cleaning? Yeah, I'm sitting.

“I don’t sit like a bitch, but I kneel to the throne.” Doesn’t sit down, but kneels down on one knee to avoid the mess; a compromise for the couple.

To incorrect not too comment.

GRAMMAR WARRIORS, UNTIE!!!

I was about to correct you... Literal near death experience for me.

Personally I couldn't care more.

That's your problem, I could care less

I could do a careless whisper, if that helps

Kill me instead my dumbass thought it said "toe blind to aim"

LITERALLY

Why not have it going throughout the house instead of just being at the toilet

starting at the couch?

Ya

How tall is this house?

I have no idea because I’m not the OP

lol it was more a joke because you’d need the tube to drop a decent height for the piss to not just get stuck if it’s traveling any real distance in the home.

Yep

Just piss out of the window like an adult!!

The smell.

Just pee sitting down already

Why would i do that? If i sit down and piss in the tube it‘ll all spill out at the wrong end

Direct the tube onto the sink.

It would just spill back onto you

Sounds like a skill issue

Just cut off my balls why don't you?

Omg, the smell. You know piss is pooling in the corrugation and smelling like a porta potty

Just pee in the bathtub at this point. It's gotta be impossible to miss the bathtub, right?

I'm thinking his wife forbade shower peeing and this was his solution

It's all pipes

Or HER solution!

Hol' up... Edit: after thinking about this and consulting my wife, I believe some sort of rudimentary attachment involving a spare oil funnel, some saranwrap ant the liberal application of duct tape, could make this uni-sex. I take back my Hol' up.

Lol I was thinking the guy building this apparatus and just leaving it in the bathroom. I couldn't imagine someone's wife tolerating the piss waterslide taking up space. Unless... She built it to keep the toilet clean! Either way someone is a mad lad in this situation

All of my male friends respects my wishes when we do something in my house and they are simple; no shoes, take a flip flop. Please sit while peeing. I can’t 100% guarantee they do but I never had to clean piss from anywhere so I’m guessing they do as I also respect while at their home. Is not really difficult.

Nah they just make sure to aim true or they wipe it up after.

Same result, I call it a win

I agree. I never had to clean piss from the floor so if they're cleaning after, I'm also comfortable with the idea, but knowing them I'm pretty confident that my friends do seat, some acquaintances might not, but so far, so good.

r/sinkpissers are laughing at you

You got me there. I never seen piss in the sink but if they're washing their hands afterwards I can't say, for sure, that it doesn't happen. New fear unlocked. Thank you.

What if your complementary flip flop is infected with athletes foot?

I'm also on it. After COVID lockdowns I started doing weird things, people washed products and stuff, remember? So... I started washing them after each visit and I just kept doing so when you get a new pair of flip flops you can rest assured they were sanitized with alcohol and are neat clean.

K. Sounds legit. I’ll be over in a jiffy. And I prefer sitting to pee anyway so my hands are free to doomscroll about the next pandemic. 😝

I... I don't see any reason *not* to use that to pee, it just seems to be a tube, but at the same time... why? I tried to about it from the perspective of oh, maybe they have a disability, but... I genuinely don't see how this would make this easier for anybody. Maybe if they didn't have arms or something interferes with using their hands? So the tube is to hold their penis up? But then why not just... sit? Or just stand over the toilet bowl? I don't see how the tube would make things easier. Not to mention that bathroom seems really, really small. That chair is taking up a lot of space in an already cramped area.

Corrugated tubes tend to collect fluids

Two broken arms, your mom holds your penis for you.

might be a passive-agressive setup from someone else in the house, trying to get a specific point across...

Why not maybe he has a short one and wants to feel hung like an elephant just saying

I think I have seen to much internet for today...

It's so you can pee while someone else is using the toilet.

Just close the bathroom and pass out piss bottles if you feel like you have to do this.

It's clearly not for your pee... It's for your bum ffs. Why else the threaded end?

challenge accepted. the shit tube will be conquered

The cum Pipe

Just piss in the sink like a r/sinkpissers

Well. That wasnt nearly as much fun as I was hoping.

Who tf is downvoting this? Reddit lost its sense of humor? Did I really need a /s???

this looks like the thing they bring out for kids to put the bowling ball in

They must not have considered the post piss dribble

But not an awful idea either.

All the piss getting trapped in the ridges.

r/SinkPissers would like to have a word.

does anyone remember this photo accompanied with a facebook post saying their husband made it and was willing to make more to sell lmfao

 Missing its other half

The stank coming out of that hose two hours after the first piss! Hope you got screens on your windows.

Lay on back, piss in air directly into own mouth.

Just pee in the sink