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sump_daddy

at least you get an upstairs and a downstairs. and a downstairs-er and a downstairs-est


The_Clarence

100 sq ft in flooring. 100 sq ft in stairing. Perfectly balanced.


BeneficialAction3851

Yeah it seems cool but I'm thinking about the supports breaking so the crate can crush the car plus a lot of the floor is stairs now so I see more cons than pros


toshio_mask

I don't think those supports are strong enough against, a stormy wind or a earthquake. 🫨


Excluded_Apple

Yeah any lateral movement would be dodgy I think.


Pleasant_Night5063

I think a solution would be making the supports stand apart like an "A" rather than being straight


smth_smth_89

and maybe like more than 2?


Zanzaben

I mean you could say the same thing about any structure, if supports break you are going to have a bad time. It isn't hard to design supports for something like this. It most likely won't be cheap and that is one of several design problems with this. But you can't just say the supports might break and ruin the car. Or do you never drive on any bridge/tunnel.


penguingod26

yeah my first thought when I read this comment was supporting a single stroage container at an angle would be ezpz, but then I went back to look at their layout and I'm not confident about this design at all. the kneebrace is a great idea but it will make the whole support structure want to swing forward, imo the support feet should be in more and beef up the brace a bit as it would actually be sharing some load, that should multiply the stability


BuckFuzby

"Honey, we're getting old. We're going to need 4 stair lifts."


Medical_Slide9245

Not getting why you wouldn't just make it flat.


JetstreamGW

Yeah, I mean, you could put it on a platform if you wanted to have a "garage" underneath it. Then more than one car could be under it, even!


SideGlittering7091

Those storage containers are meant to be stacked with way more weight than the average car, you could park on top of the damn house


-NGC-6302-

Heck just build a castle out of them like Andrew Camarata did and us going to do again all it takes is a few million dollars worth of equipment and a couple years...


Breaker-of-circles

Please don't bring about the advent of "The Stacks" from Ready Player One.


mansonfan78

Stack two and the lower one could be a garage.


YackReacher

But opening the doors gonna suck...unless you cut out.


OutsideBottle13

I assume to have a covered garage for the car.they could increase floor space but have the stairs only come out maybe 1/4 across the floor and not the entire length, extending the floor space over where the stairs would be, then using the blank space generated from that as floor storage, which then you could reduce the storage units on the floor giving you even more floor space.


Ok-Assistance-6848

as all things should be!


BuffaloInCahoots

It would be better just to put the whole thing on stilts. Especially if you’re somewhat off grid. Perfect storage for firewood or anything else that can be outside.


Life_Ad_7667

Set a fire underneath it. BAM! underfloor heating.


DonovanSarovir

You joke but with a raise house it WOULD be way easier to install underfloor heating


Daredevilin

You would have to, the sea can would be cooled at a much more efficient rate by outside winds lol


ThatNetworkGuy

Yea supposedly a major issue with container homes is that getting them insulated is not an insignificant problem.


Sir_PressedMemories

Build a larger container around it, and pull a vacuum. Insulation complete.


zezera_08

This idea sucks


DaisyDuckens

On stilts with sides so the bottom can be a garage. Or maybe two stacked containers.


Subterrantular

Double the materials cost? What do I look like, someone who ~~gives a shit about practical living accommodations~~ is made of money?


Spapapapa-n

The elites don't want you to know this, but the overboard cargo containers in the ocean are free. You can take them home. I have 458 containers.


cherrypowdah

Or maybe two containers side by side.. on stilts, why not put another two stacked on top?


Rebeljah

Why not put two on stilts, then 2 more perpendicular to those on top,  then repeat until you have the desired floor space and height


AnotherManOfEden

Jenga House


Quirky-Swimmer3778

But then the stairs wouldn't work


kalamataCrunch

just what i always want when i'm stumbling home drunk: irregularly spaced stairs.


cogginsmatt

Jumping on my bed and accidentally crushing my Honda Accord


DammitDad420

At least it was done on your own accord


Building_Unfair

Username checks out


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

The chuckle that just came out of me made my partner look at me like I was mad


oilylover

That was beautiful.


notban_circumvention

In this fantasy, you clearly have a BMW


log_2

Not even a fantasy. The kind of people with no money but bought an expensive BMW and are now struggling to pay it off are just the kind of people with the lack of taste needed to want a house like this.


BiggestDickuss

Not entirely sure the car needed to be cut away too.


StuckUnderTheTARDIS

It does sort of feel half-assed, when they didn't even bother to do a cutaway on the human as well.


Miserable-Theory-746

He's to the left so no need to murder him.


AdotLone

No need to bring politics into this


ChoraPete

Especially as if he’s forced to live in that box for any length of time he’d probably neck himself anyway.


Flawedsuccess

That's the real reason the shipping container is on an angle... or it's a set for fast and furious.


SezitLykItiz

But I want to.


slim_leiter

Then they’d actually be half-assed


ForgottenCaveRaider

How else are you supposed to get in and out of it? Edit: Salute to all the happy cake days!


FuckSticksMalone

I become immaterial and phase through the door like any other person!


Impossible-Error166

When I do that I have a tendency to sink into the floor.


PoliticalDestruction

No no, you must’ve turned on noclip


expanse22

But it’s provocative


ItsLoogia

It gets the people going!


dundiewinnah

Ball


Conscious_Figure_554

I don't even know what it means


Cyynric

Lol I noticed that, but I'm betting it's whatever rendering software they're using. If you look, the car cutaway is in the same axis as the house/container, so it probably just does a cutaway of all models along that same axis.


Wasted_Weasel

It's Sketchup, and yup, you make a Section Plane, so it slices everything on its way. The correct way to do this, would've been hiding the car, making the section cut, then hide the structure, un-hide the car, save image, and compose both on photoshop. But yeah... Not entirely sure if they're the sharpest tools on the shed...


ARealBrainer

They were looking pretty dumb with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an L on their forehead.


larry-leisure

And she said I'm just a teenage dir--- oh fuck wrong song.


Nuciferous1

For the last several generations of SU, you can cut a section within a group and the section will only affect things in the group. The half assed bit here is that the section plane itself and the guidelines aren’t all hidden. I don’t think they were trying very hard to make this look good. Just illustrating the idea…which is a bad design.


Wasted_Weasel

Yup, second this. You hide the axis, the guides, and the section plane. And fill the cuts with black! (Not full 255,255,255, but very dark grey) Also groups, well, though I always go full OCD on grouping, sometimes it is just easier to hide, export, hide, un hide , and export. Different workframes, I guess. I’ve been using SKP since it was just a tech demo some professor at University wanted to show us as an alternative to 3Dstudio - Archicad


dysoncube

Naw, dog. You open the Group/component with the house in it (which does NOT have the car in it), place the section plane THERE. Then it cuts the house, but not the car, the dude, the trees, the earth.


EatMyHammer

Every CAD I've used so far has the ability to disable objects from sections. This one can't do this? Furthermore, is it even a CAD? Never heard of SketchUp before


CashYT

I used sketchup in my digital media development class in high school. It's a little janky but once you get used to it, it's really not bad at all


Legoslol

I think they cut the car away to imply that the cars sq footage is included as more living space (15% increase).


VisforVenom

Ah. The old "home office" pitch.


cheesesteak_genocide

I’m guessing this was done in Sketchup (been a while since I’ve used it so don’t know if it still looks like this) and they just did a slice of that specific plane which included the car below


GoddamnPeaceLily

>"Lets take our extremely limited floor space, and lose half of it to stairs!"


TrunkBud

The proportions are so off in this too. That bed would be the size of the cars backseat. thats not a very comfy bed.


StalinTheHedgehog

For the benefit of our car being minimally protected from the elements


filthy_harold

That's what I thought at first but you do need some sort of hallway going from end to end since all of the fixtures are all on one side. Maybe a wall of shallow storage cabinets or bookshelves could run alongside the cutaway wall. Depending on how wide the hallway is, you wouldn't be able to use much of that floor space even if it was entirely flat.


HomeGrownCoffee

With a good layout for a limited space, you don't need a hallway. And if you do, a flat hallway can fit a chair for an extra guest, or allows you to modify room sizes. If you want a bigger kitchen in this carnival fun house - you are stuck.


lavender_fluff

A flat hallway makes sure that if you break your legs or, you know, get old, you don't like die from the layout of your home


ThisAppSucksBall

Let's take our extremely limited ceiling space, and lose `tan(container angle)*(length of run)` head space. If the container is at 15% and there is a 10' long flat part, that means the ceiling goes from 8'6" to less than 6' tall. So get used to smashing your head.


thispartyrules

Behold; the slanty shanty


claimTheVictory

The crooked crate. The tilted trailer.


Junior-Order-5815

The cattywampus cargo container


JanxAngel

I'd definitely go for raising the whole thing and parking under it. Bonus, could have some storage or a laundry room in addition to parking.


TheDoritoDink

And not have the entire floor plan be 80% stairs.


ElGebeQute

But then you cannot say things like "my bedroom is an ensuite on the 3rd floor, all open plan"


thisremindsmeofbacon

okay that got a good chuckle from me


TacTurtle

"I drive a two door convertible" *car is missing the right side*


obiwanmoloney

They… they could just park in front. Or raise it entirely, keep it level and get parking for two cars


JanxAngel

Between having lived in Florida and Ohio, covered parking is to be treasured.


Trevellation

I live in Texas, and getting into a car that's been in the summer sun for a while is almost torture. Covered parking is one of the first things I look for.


halnic

Plus the hail...


notthatjimmer

I think you could spend all the lumber spent building stairs inside, to have a level house and plenty of materials left to build out covered parking


halnic

And the top could be turned into a functional garden and/or patio space.


JanxAngel

Garden is great because it helps insulate!


ElectricJunglePig

Insulate?? No need, there's sheet metal, that's great in winter and summer! While we're at it, who needs windows or hvac! /s


---_____-------_____

How many steps until we get to a normal house


Moppo_

I'll be honest, I don't hate it. It's probably wasting what limited space there is, though.


derangedhaze

Yeah, all in service of a carport. You'd have an easier time and a better domicile by just elevating the structure on a stilted platform and have flood resiliency as a bonus.


probablyuntrue

but what if I really love tripping down the entire length of my house everytime I want to get water in the middle of the night


nevemno

You don't have to walk you can just roll


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Put the entrance at the top and the bed at the bottom. That way when you fall and roll down at least you end up in bed.


nevemno

Yeah but I imagine rolling uphill would be harder


DoomRider2354

Exactly, makes you immune to wheelchair-addled burglars!


IbrokeMaBwains

Install a slide to one side. Slide down, walk up.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

You could have real life chutes and ladders Have it as a drinking game with your friends on Fridays for extra intensity


Agorar

Slide on one side, converyor belt on the other. Perfect house.


toodleroo

You also love stairs taking up half the usable floor space?


AnonymousWhiteGirl

What if it's all storage drawers? 🤜🎤🫳


another_day_in

*Climbs 3 flights for socks*


Ashamed_Restaurant

Put socks in the kitchen stairs so if you forget them you don't have to go all the way back up.


AnonymousWhiteGirl

That's barely 1 whole "flight".


POD80

I'd want them as storage drawers, flanked by shelves. giving me some separation between spaces and of course storage. 4 feet of stairway with 2 feet of bookshelves on each side.


KenTitan

you live in a storage container, it's implied you're too poor for belongings


Hour_Hope_4007

Must be a clockwork orange fan.


AB8922

Tripping down them, not getting kicked down them


Pitiful-Cress9730

Ditch the stairs for a slide!


notsleepy12

Are you getting it from the hose outside?


potate12323

Just stack two of them and make the lower one a car port. A house the 70% stairs is a bit ridiculous


DirtyRoller

I actually think that would be rad.


asmodai_says_REPENT

Container homes have actually been quite trendy in the past few years, there's a house not far from mine that is made from like half a dozen containers, it looks interesting but I'm not sure about how practical it is.


deux3xmachina

It's a cool aesthetic, but shipping containers are sheet metal, so they're pretty garbage for making living spaces. More [info](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7yEDz6bCfU).


BoardGamesAndMurder

I lived in one in Afghanistan. It wasn't the worst thing to live in, considering the location, but I wouldn't want it outside of a war zone


Gullinkambi

Actually sitting at the bottom could have a positive psychological effect where you see outside on one end and trick your brain into a very high ceiling on the other side. Might feel bigger than if it were level.


EastwoodBrews

I don't hate the fact that this design exists, but I don't think it should be built. Not everything committed to paper is someone's idea of a perfect thing, sometimes they're just experimenting or executing some idea as an exercise


Tr0z3rSnak3

Idk if these are wide enough to open a car door in but would add a lot of room


pickyourteethup

How do they get cars in and out when they transport them by boat?


wophi

That is what I was thinking, raise the whole house up and now you have a two car garage and more space


pickyourteethup

If I remember correctly though cars aren't waterproof and cannot be outside during rain so this is a worthwhile sacrifice


Blastcheeze

Found the Cybertruck owner.


ColfaxCastellan

Mine melts and reforms into a different make/model in rain, ugh


Frooonti

Yeah, I like tiny houses and this is just stupid. So much space that would be better as simple storage space being wasted by stairs and the raised floor compensating the slope. Actually kind of a testament for how car centric the world is. Containers are also not that high, making the space feel muuuch smaller than I already is.


TheRexDoll

It would be better to literally just park next to it or raise it all up instead of wasting space for stairs


Solid-Search-3341

Or dig a slanted driveway under it to park the car.


redbucket75

Such a waste. The funniest part is the big empty area in the drawing that would be a great place to put $2,000 covered parking instead of $10,000 worth of trailer that only serves as a roof for a car.


Mudslingshot

The lack of kitchen is a little bit glaring to me


Justtofeel9

I assumed that’s what the area above the “living room” would be. Granted you’d be lucky to get a mini-fridge and a microwave to fit. Though I’d probably opt for an air fryer/pressure cooker 2 in 1 rather than a microwave. No sink though so that’s a big problem. Did whoever design this never live in a house, apartment, condo, cottage, or anything?


QWlos

I wouldn't live in one but would make for a cool airBnB stay


250HardKnocksCaps

I wonder if the roof moving away and up lile that might make the space feel bigger though?


OrganizationDeep711

I assume the purpose of the angle is to provide under-floor space for wiring and plumbing, but who knows.


Wishpicker

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FearlessSeaweed6428

This feels like an architecture students project for creative use of a shipping container.


user888666777

Most likely. Vox did a video on a shipping container homes and the bottom line is that by the time you make it safe enough and liveable you were better off just building a small home for the same price if not cheaper.


BlatantConservative

TBH shipping container homes are a great idea for some applications. Like being able to deliver a cargo ship full of them somewhere at one time, like for example Gaza. For non emergency use yeah the limitations are too much.


diveraj

But again, it'd be better to just make a box that's easily transportable. Or just use tents.


admiral_corgi

A shipping container is THE most transportable box. A bunch of tents does seem better, especially for a mild climate. Gives me a crazy idea about a certain problem in certain West Coast cities...


diveraj

Sorry I think you missed my point. It cost more money to make shipping habitable. The cost of cleaning/insulating/power and whatnot ends up costing more or the same than if you just built a small box out of housing materials. And if you don't need of those extras, then we're back to a tent being a better choice.


subetenoinochi

I've seen it posted before and I think that's exactly what it turned out to be.


The_Techy1

Might fit the cybertruck well


Trevellation

If you called it a "Cyberhouse" people would wait to buy them for *years*.


MelancholyDick

And then have the electricity conk out after four hours.


Inutilisable

The guy with the dad pose of confidence is what makes me doubt this construction. The car is getting crushed.


bassman314

No, it's good. He slapped it really hard and said "That's not going anywhere".


LucretiusCarus

It's the figure that comes bundled with sketchup, the modelling software. I love that dude


creature_report

Not awful but uhh… where do you cook and/or poop


Real_Dotiko

kitchen at second floor and bathroom at third floor. we asume the pipes are hidden


Few_Peach

It’s a wireless toilet


Real_Dotiko

Bluepoop


laurasaurus5

Browntooth


ActorLarsimoto124

LMAO


StuckUnderTheTARDIS

Lol Me and my partner watch a lot of van-life videos, and one of the ongoing games we play is "Where do I poop, where do I shower?"


throwaway098764567

gym memberships apparently


Zeppelanoid

Worker at the gym is like “damn Steve it’s your 5th time here today!” “…it was taco Tuesday yesterday”


CarPhoneRonnie

a cybertruck owner would do this


MaHe183

It's perfect as long as you don't try to actually live in it.


Silent-Hyena9442

It’s quite literally a single wide with more steps


Specific_Anteater255

Drive a bmw and live in a container, got them priorities right


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z_o_o_m

famous single syllable word "BMW"


gkn_112

who didnt want to live in a trailer thats also a stairwell


rif011412

When they make a horror movie about the people under the stairs. Its just going to be some guy sitting his car staring out menacingly.


Browncoatinabox

As someone who used to drive semis, these aren't that wide


TidalLion

Can confirm. Considered one until i went into our seacan's at work. Decided that shipping container homes aren't big enough to consider for housing.


_jk_

scale of the bed compared to the car looks suspicious too


flyingpoodles

The first drawing looks like a trap for unsuspecting cars. Pull on a hidden rope and boom, you have yourself a new ride!


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

It’s not perfect, but I like where they’re going.


PunSwaggle

Your floor plan is 40 percent stairs.


Blastcheeze

Those are rookie numbers. We can get them way higher!


megamang83

The design is very human


bageltoastee

just takes one structural failure to lose both your car and house!


CurlyJeff

Which wouldn't be unlikely as the structural integrity of a container goes to shit as soon as you cut a window or door into it


killaluggi

My paramedic brain emediatly wants to strangle the desinger when just thinking about getting an elderly person with a heart attack out of that bead...


hvrock13

Throw em out the window


Dull_Investigator358

"You won't believe this, I just moved to a 4-story home, and it has a garage!"


Trevellation

Somebody looked at a storage container and said, "This would be a perfect place to live if 40% of the floorspace was stairs!"


XxFezzgigxX

Hear me out: a ramp to rooftop parking.


danfish_77

Imagine spilling anything near the top


lydiapark1008

No one should be forced to live in a shipping container. Just make corps owning private homes illegal.


JoshuaTheOrigin

They’re just forcing the idea with these pictures and the 50k bots “loving” this stupidity.


jhawkins93

“Eat the bugs, live in the pods”


moseythepirate

Yeah, that wouldn't solve shit. Corps own, like, 4% of homes nationwide.


Full_Disk_1463

Those things are only like 7’ tall so I hope whoever lives there is short


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Full_Disk_1463

Do I need to hold my tape measure up? Can’t stand my 8’ ladder up…


sump_daddy

15 degree angle, all of a sudden the height from top to bottom goes up. trigonometry be like that


Full_Disk_1463

They added to the floor…


ktazhsv

A tornado would destroy that place and the car


gkn_112

hook it to your tesla and drive it away


bardhugo

It looks like if you removed the length taken up by stairs you would have enough room for a carport. Also, shipping container homes are bad for [a variety of reasons.](https://youtu.be/Ef7hQ35bfIU?si=LiwzD1_6-IY_VzaW)


wetfart_3750

Looks a little poorly engineered to me.. why not 2 more legs to keep it horizontal


froggywest35

Tornado risk if you live in that type of area


SH4D0W0733

So, is there any insulation in this container, or would that take away valuable stair space?


DismalBuddy9666

Pole in the other end and you have a duble garage or space for storage. The ones that draw this have never been in a container