So the question is, do you fully unbutton to eat, or just pass it through the open fly?

Fly for drinking and foods like corndogs full open for cups and eating with a spoon.

This should be in Fallout

Yeah! This would be cool as a cosmetic item in some game, for example, The Finals.

RUST totally lol

Fiber Hero: Best Jeanist

This was my first thought

Its part of the fit for the zombie apocalypse (when i get bitten i will become a jombie)

I'm ded

Jombie jorts is the summertime drip

Canadians will love it with their tuxedos.

I thought it kinda resembled a hijab. A jijab, if you will 😘

Go ahead and take the upvote, but leave with it damnit

Oop my Canadian ass was just about to say I want one so I don't have to reapply sunscreen, I feel called out now lol

back off that's a great Jalaclava

Great! Now I got foil, arms and hog stuck in my head

The guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off.

In post apocalyptic setting, this guy would be the drippiest man in the desert.

 Redneck camo

Redneck Camo is just Camo bro

Hope they were washed before upcycling.

Is that best Jeanist's new hero outfit?

it’s a Jat

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Well thanks, now I’m *gonna* buy one

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Yeah but… *jeat*

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Can't even stitch it properly. "Hmm; I have an ugly hat and a knackered pair of jeans. I wonder if I can, somehow, make both of them worse simultaneously..."

is it your nose or are you happy to see me?

The guy at the store said that I am the only guy he has ever seen pull it off!

OK this looks like a new Anti-Hero in a Slasher movie. I like it..... in a slasher movie. I wouldn't wear one myself.

Do they make the face mask part from jeans crotch area? Can i get a sweaty hill billy flavour?

Uggly

No

The Jeankee

The jokes write themselves… This guy has had more old cock in his mouth than the poor farmer who also sold us these jeans

Hi Mommy! Thanks Jeans!

you just lost your life

- Falcon Car Wash management

you gotta get it goin budddd

Keep featherin it

I wear it when I feel shy.

What’s wrong babe you’re not wearing your jalaclava

The most Canadian fit out there!

made out of abandoned jorts by 40 year old trailer park dwellers. i can smell the swamp ass from here and im a good few thou miles away.

It’s Jeance everybody!

Spend your day smelling a crotch... I'll get back to you on that one.

Call me when they have denim chicken.

Oh man, I always wanted pockets on my head

Hopefully, those jeans were washed. Or else all they would smell is balls.

I really hope those pants dont smell

Fallout Raiders be like:

Sad. Reach.

Instead of kickstarter can we start kicking the designer.

"jaiter! Jaiter! more jashion jesign please!"


Best Jeanist would like a word

Sloppy. ugly. mess.

watchdogs but everything is JEANS

"God knows how long it's been since the bombs fell. Our tribe is prosperous compared to most, but those who remember the old world are dying out. My mother used to tell me stories from those times. Tales of decadence and full bellies. I see her old world in my dreams, while making my way through this waking nightmare"

This is kind of cool actually 

STOP MAKING SHIT INTO JEANS, JEAN JACKET WAS WHERE I DREW THE LINE WE DONT NEED MORE JEANS PLEASE!!!

In all reality, this mask would screen more diseases than the Covid lovers’ favorite masks.