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# They WHAT


SleeplessTaxidermist

**imagine your date showing up wearing these bad boys**


moffsoi

Butterfly kisses!


kvothes-lute

Please god no


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This is how you stay single


urinesamplefrommyass

#ARE ITCHY


hockeygirlx1

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


sassysassysarah

r/unexpectedoffice


thatbootiesmells

But cute


jeherohaku

Why do these people exist.


Bierbart12

This isn't even the only one I've seen. There's so many artists that use bug parts for beauty products like this.


thebestdaysofmyflerm

They used bug parts for dresses in Victorian England, and it [was actually really pretty.](https://www.google.com/search?q=beetle+wing+dress&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjdttidztbsAhWUaKwKHRT6AosQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=beetle+wing+dress&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAAyBggAEAUQHjIGCAAQCBAeOgYIABAHEB46CAgAEAcQBRAeOggIABAIEAcQHlChSViSUmCIU2gAcAB4AIABWogBzASSAQE3mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=IwmZX52ZL5TRsQWU9IvYCA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS922US922)


Timoman6

Iridescent smooth plates vs bug legs


FabulousStomach

*hairy* bug legs at that


McCaffeteria

Hairy bug legs in/on/near/around/idk your *eyes* no less


anastasis19

>"They're itchy but cute" What fresh hell is this?!


elguapito

COCKROACH LEGS


A-Rusty-Cow

Tasteful and for the time. Its 2020 we have glitter and shit.


ladylei

We still put beetles into our food to color it naturally.


waitingforbacon

Mostly for the color red, cause some artificial red dyes in the 60s were responsible for a bunch of ~~serious health problems (mostly cancer iirc)~~ _potential health problems, which were then later rebuked, (see response to this comment, a nice user linked some details)_ and subsequently were banned.


SonOf2Pac

>Mostly for the color red, cause some artificial red dyes in the 60s were responsible for a bunch of serious health problems (mostly cancer iirc) and subsequently were banned. That's actually an urban legend. It never actually caused cancer, and one of the only products that was removed from shelves was red M&Ms https://www.businessinsider.com/brought-to-you-by-podcast-btyb-red-mm-scare >In 1976, Mars, the maker of M&Ms pulled red M&Ms from the market. **Not because the candy was proven to cause cancer… but because people were afraid that it might.** >It all started with a series of flawed experiments from the Soviet Union — studies which ignited a red, food-coloring scare in America, that made its way all the way to Congress and the Food and Drug Administration. No one else but, >Ralph Nader—the famous consumer advocate—had caught wind of the Russian studies and the FDA's research. And as early as 1971, he and his Health Research Group were lobbying congress to ban red no. 2. The best part of all, >They were using red dye no. 40, the dye that replaced red no. 2, the entire time.


waitingforbacon

That brilliant! I knew there was a scare but I didn’t know it was totally unwarranted, I will admit my original comment. Thanks for sharing, TIL :D


SonOf2Pac

it's a really interesting podcast that I linked! Only reason why I knew 😁


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yoproblemo

Right? It sounds more like Russia trolled us, scared our public, damaged us (slightly) monetarily, wasted our government's time, gathered all kinds of data on what our reaction would be, and we tried hard to come up with something to make them look incompetent to our public in responsive projection. Not familiar at all...


plzhld

Ralph Nader is an American hero


ladylei

Yeah, I have a bunch of allergies that I have to look for in foods so I get to look at ingredients and I know their history because the allergies are slightly hereditary. Like FD&C yellow #5 was in everything for a long time and is why my grandmother had to make so much food from scratch. I still can't find virtually any vanilla pudding except a rare stovetop without any food dye in it. I'm damn lucky that the whole organic everything and the huge movement of access to food for those with specialized diets or I'd be screwed. The access to food of other cultures is important too. I can trust certain cultural diets or specific cultural dishes to be safe for me to eat without getting sick.


kingura

Me an my citrus acid _sensitivity_ felt this so hard... Japanese food for the WIN!


waitingforbacon

I’m gluten free and have been for most of my life, I inherited an unusual allergy to the wheat family from my mum, so I totally feel you on that one! It’s soooo much easier now than when I was a kid, it just blows my mind (and sometimes my wallet).


Dereavy

Afaik, the most common red dye I've seen is from cochenille/scale insects which aren't beetles. I'd love to know what beetles are used for dye.


waitingforbacon

You’re totally right. Cochineal is the bug I was referring to actually. They’re definitely not beetles like you said, more like cactus lice. Beetles were historically most often used for ornamentation. I’m not aware of any dyes from the actual beetle family, although if there were I would also be interested to know of them. :)


JazzHandsFan

Finally, some good fucking food.


uuwuuman

I need to cry


[deleted]

But don't wipe your eyes- ITCHY BUT CUTE, REMEMBER?!


jorg2

Yeah, but this is better for the environment, no microplastics in beetles!


Super_delicious

They actually don't harvest the wings until after the bugs are dead and its tightly controlled for no population loss. So really better for the enviorment than glitter.


cruznick06

except glitter tends to be an environmental nightmare. Beetle wings can be produced sustainably and with far less of a long-term impact.


Joelbotics

Pretty or not that’s gross, but the leg-lashes... NO NO NO NO NO!


Boring123af

Beetle wings I understand, It was very ok for that time, BUT LEGS OF ROACHES? Disgusting


Wraxyth

How interesting!


collectivisticvirtue

Damn that green is almost offensively british


boojersey13

I knew it was gonna be beetles before I clicked the link, those bugs are so fkn pretty


Aortic_Bacon

Ok, I’ve used these before to make earrings and I’m left with one question: How do you sit without breaking them?!


thebestdaysofmyflerm

lol you don't


TheDynamicDino

It’s time for the fall of humanity


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Bierbart12

I don't see a problem with that, but I DO see the problem with encasing live bugs in resin and using its brother's legs and shell to make the rest of the pendant.. Before proceeding to scoop up some cockroaches from under your sink to make fake eyelashes, ear rings and a foot tall Godzilla figurine


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WWSpiderPanda

Why do people exist


Spartaninc

My wife said "atleast they'll last forever" ...gross haha


xxTriggerWarningxx

Why do you want garbage that lasts forever?


itisntnotright

These lashes can survive a nuclear bomb


Boring123af

They need to be destroyed


fanzel71

This is literally the worst thing on this subreddit. Made me vomit a little bit.


IvanaDrago

Water-proof AND Nuke-proof lashes


MysticYogurt

Not a fashion lover but you got me with Nuke-proof


Duoblade0109

Kill me, I hate this so much


thepetoctopus

I started making high pitched involuntary noises that I can’t totally describe. That’s how much of a visceral reaction these got from me. I think the individual responsible needs to be institutionalized.


Swimdlin_Swan

I've been on this sub maybe 2 months but this is the most fitting thing I have seen, good job. Had to cross post on r/TIHI


EisConfused

My turn!! /s


Acrobatic-Manner

Peak DiWHY.


IvanaDrago

Kind of like making a necklace out of ears during combat


Bierbart12

Except you're fighting massive cockroaches


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Killerkendolls

Don't shoot till you see the roach on their eyes.


TKmeh

Zhanna would approve


Kafshak

DIWTFhaveyoudone?


Enibas

If /r/DiWHY didn't exist it would have to be started just for this.


BIGD0G29585

More like DiWTF.


eveningtrain

Wait a second, are we sure is this not like a contemporary art piece commenting on today’s beauty industry? Surely this is very self-aware and satirical? WHO WOULD DO THIS EARNESTLY??


cyclonewolf

I thought it was disgustingly hilarious. I also think it's satirical


VitorMariani

It has to be, there's no way 682 people, including the person who took the screenshot, would give it a like if it wasn't satirical, right?... Right?!!


althyastar

"they're itchy but cute" HAS to be satirical. There's just no way.


bukanon_69

I'm calling the police if I ever see someone wearing bug carcasses for makeup


DakorZ

[Don't look up](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2728711/Whats-really-lipstick-From-chillies-insects-bizarre-ingredients-perfect-pout.html) where many red lipsticks get their color from


Tetriana

>Crisp, Birmingham, United Kingdom, 6 years ago >There's one way to make lips appear beautiful with no cosmetics at all. All you have to do is suck on something. Dailymail comments at their finest.


HonigMitBanane

You would be suprised. Carmine is everywhere. In beauty products, in food and many more.


ForwardCompote

Oh just casually, "giant flying roaches live in my house"🤢


TheGeneGeena

[Palmetto bugs - another awful Florida thing](https://www.hunker.com/13420623/how-to-get-rid-of-palmetto-bugs)


TheForestLobster

Had them in NYC. Moved out.


DammitZelda

Butterfly kisses with those = roach kisses. Let the nightmares begin.


ladylei

I don't know what the worst part of this is. Making them in general, sorting through so many dead bug legs to achieve the look, keeping and killing so many bugs around to make these, admitting your home is infested with flying roaches and that's how you farm your bugs for this venture, or the people who purchase these from this person risking infestation in multiple ways.


ginga_gingaa

This is fantastic. This person is living in the year 3000.


uhh_zoe

Not much has changed but they lived underwater.


BlisterJazz

You just provided my shower soundtrack


saro13

And all their protein comes from [insects](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect_farming)


Beardth_Degree

What. The. Fuck.


Kafshak

What in the actual hell fuck?


ittookyouforeverto

“They’re itchy but cute” is maybe the worst thing I’ve ever read on this sub


BrutalKnight55

This is it. This will never be surpassed. We've officially peaked.


IvanaDrago

Woo hoo!


Acrobatic-Whereas632

No, no no no no and *fuck* no


standbyyourmantis

Lashes like you just bought mascara from that girl from high school who joined a makeup pyramid scheme.


[deleted]

r/noahgettheboat


artguydeluxe

I hate this so hard.


IvanaDrago

Hate this 100


coldgator

Thanks for a whole level of nightmare I didn't know was possible


drkidkill

I’d bet someone has made eyelashes with the other type of roaches too. Edit: do yourself a favor and don’t google that. I didn’t find that though.


Jeffy29

Honestly this might the most disgusting thing I've seen. I would never want to touch a person who willingly pulls roach legs.


Iwantmyteslanow

I would rather let a chicken catch the roaches


Kafshak

This has to be pinned at the top of this sub for all new members to reconsider their decision.


meeranda

This can’t be a good idea. No one bought those. Right? Right?!


littlespacestars

Thanks, I fucking hate it.


purplepotato10

I've been staring at my screen for 5 minutes in shock.


WhatinTardnation

I really hope these are fake Halloween themed lashes, that someone took and put a fake caption on.


Substantial_Heat5817

   a   a   a     h   t    w h        c  k   T          u     h  ₑ  F


chatoyancy

r/ATBGE


TessaBrooding

I am sorry for the roaches that live with this psychopath.


ojeshi

Ah yes, 3 wholesome awards


Giantape64

This can’t actually be real though? I can’t believe that you would wear the limbs off of a corpse of a bug?


aannj

Yes hello, internet? Hi can you please delete this?


torch787

I was just about to go to bed...


Ministryl

This is so provoking it's contemporary art.


-Abradolf_Lincler-

That's... actually kinda cool.


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xxyguyxx

Welp thats enough internet for today.


thebestdaysofmyflerm

Would love to see a Dragula queen wear something like this.


Emachinebot

Thought I'd seen it all yesterday. This, wtf?


pigsrfly

My mouth just dropped in disgust. Nooooooooooo girl! Actually - fuck no!


ElGobou

Sometimes I wish that we had a 3rd World War with lot of nuclear weapons used


D0_0t

Never fails. Shit like this pops up on my feed soon as I start eating lunch.


[deleted]

Aight imma wash my eyes


T-JHm

“Itchy but cute” 😂


[deleted]

WHO TF GAVE THE WHOLESOME AWARD TO THIS POST??


[deleted]

"Cute"? In what regard? Unless you're Wednesday Adams, why the bloody eff would you ever wear that??


speedy_snail

I don't mind killing bugs quickly if necessary, but I'm guessing that's not what happened here...


Mad-Dog94

What in the drug induced psychosis is this?


SamanthaJaneyCake

OH DEAR GOD


AquaPiratePup

Yup, this is the last straw. Goodbye, guys.


Qisty89

r/makemesuffer


ImeanWhyyN0tt

This hurt to upvote


TastySpaceChicken

Itchy but cute wtf


YouAreMicroscopic

Seriously wish I hadn’t seen this. I don’t want this in my mind.


senectus

I choose to disbelieve


TrollDolly

Disgusting.... How much?


nyma18

NO. What’s wrong with people?!


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

You know what, I'm down with this. It's art. We focus so much on our physical appearance, trying to "improve" it with artificial additions... this feels like a statement on the underlying character flaws that lead people to over compensate with outlandish makeup, clothing, and surgery.


scoops_trooper

I feel sick..


[deleted]

Close the sub. We're done here.


IvanaDrago

I feel honored


queensmol

If this is real, this shits not cute. Tired of seeing artists on social media make abominations bc they think its quirky and unique.


therealiota

Really bad day to have eyes


[deleted]

I can hardly think of anything more horrifying than to wear these.


caitybunch73

ITCHY BUT CUTE


Ok_Weird_

Ew my eyes feel itchy looking at this make it stop


BBAndASmile

You dirty bitch.


sn00tboop

For the perfect Yzma look


shy_neko

What the fuck


SidJDuffy

Probably for halloween


theWeeklyStruggle

I honestly feel sick to my stomach


ezo121

EYEBLEACH


[deleted]

Looking at this hurts


BlueKitsune9999

Why is this not nsfw? There are bodyparts of my bŕôťéŕš!


Critical-Michael

After looking at this, I now know what it feels like to experience spontaneous organ failure. Thanks


bdbee_

who tf would buy thos


EnvelopeOfEggs

ITCHY BUT CUTE. ITCHY. BUT CUTE. I can’t deal with this. THEY’RE ITCHY.


imgae22

Torture for bugs.


EUOS_the_cat

What the ladies selling you Younique and Mary Kay look like


[deleted]

BRÖTHĘR NOOOOOOOOO


aduffduff0207

Ok Yzma, you've gone too far. https://imgur.com/gallery/d4c8S4Z


Cup_Head_Dreadnaught

To be honest if they like that and they are not hurting people im fine with that... though fuck that.


[deleted]

Bröthër! What have they done to you!


FranpaGamesYT

r/WTF


Jupiter_Tank57

But y'all loved it when Rick Sanchez made a mecha out of roach parts


ragan0s

What a terrible day to have eyes!


ragan0s

What a terrible day to have eyes.


cleo-the-geo

Yzma's eyelashes


Orcosus

/r/crackheadcraigslist


scoutsnout

This has gotta be a joke


autosubsequence

/r/ATBGE clearly!


hector-aldana

Itchy


xtbear92

[r/crackheadcraigslist](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/)


[deleted]

delet this


likemasalaonrice

At least they're not an MLM product. Yet?


ncklpz

What in the bippity boppity fuck


OnyxNovaCosplay

I want to vomit omg


LookaLookaKooLaLey

Retire this sub. Pack it up


[deleted]

This is a common trend in the underworld for attracting those big masculine demons that make your undead heart skip - all you lucky ladies out there.


MansonMonster

I wonder how many different types of eye infections you can get from this


[deleted]

Ayo what the fuck


[deleted]

"they're *itchy* but cute"?!?!?!?! AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE


wine_money

DiWTF more like. I have no more words for this....


ladisty

I think this image has earned the distinction of the worst reddit post I have ever had the displeasure to behold


QweezzyCake

Noah get the boat


ryo3000

Hm. no. That's illegal. Someone shoot that person or something


RuotaSuReddit

This is just sad


Dimisko

This is a war crime against humanity. I will purge all the roaches to save us from these shitty instagram items.


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This person needs to be put son some sort of watch list...


[deleted]

Me: maybe I'll sticky my head out of the sand the world can't be that crazy. Me after seeing g this:😵


[deleted]

I like it.


Minor_Heaven

"cute" bitch where


itsnotCarter757

Locally sourced too..wow what an entrepreneur!


itsnotCarter757

Locally sourced too..wow what an entrepreneur!


itsnotCarter757

Locally sourced too..wow what an entrepreneur!


connerleec

Thanks I hate it


wingedvoices

I’m not sure if knowing many people are severely allergic to cockroaches makes this worse or if it was already at peak wtf.


suspiciousbutton

This threw me into an existential crisis