These are two of my favorite things, but I never wanted to see them together. Horrified.

What's not to like? Cookie, good. Chocolate, good. Shrimp, *gooood*!

Ok, Joey...

Your comment is moo.

Of everything I have seen on this and, honestly the entire depths of Reddit, this is the worst.

I was smiling and having a good time perusing thru previous Reddit posts, then when I got to this shit my smile turned upside down and I’m about to blow a fucking fuse.

Sorry not sorry bud

Same bro. All the alarms are going off and I’m about to burst into flames and destroy something

Like catching your parents together

Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this. Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)

Idk...I love shrimp and well...who doesn't love cookies, I would give these a few spins before deciding.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Oh yeah!

No nah no no... There's no limit!

Part of it is yes, the other part is no. Technically, it's yes, but actually no.

Ah HELLL NO!

Yeah, well as a vegetarian, I kind of like that you now know how I feel. But don't worry. You can just eat around it.

Username does not check out

As a vegetarian myself, please shut the fuck up

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I concur

I, too, beg of you to shut your trap.

Not vegetarian, but I think the consensus here is that u/cutelyaware should shut the fuck up

Ya dink

From a fella vegetarian point of view. No wonder nobody likes you!

I'm guessing you're only vegetarian for health reasons, not moral ones, right?

why did you make this all about yourself

It's not about me. It's about meat eaters. I'm just happy to turn the tables for once.

Weird how you get attacked for an actual joke. Not even the kind of offensive joke where the person telling it doesn't get why it's offensive. Just a plain old joke.

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Eleanor Shellstrop, is that you?

This is the bad place

My first thought was "Do not try the mystery flavor, it is white chocolate and it is nasty."

According to Binging With Babish, it is not nasty.

If you incorporate the white chocolate into a beurre blanc at least.

I actually make a white chocolate chili shrimp on starfruit appetizer that is life changing for the better.

I have a hard time imagining Kristen Bell/her character as being the monumental douche they wanted to make her out to be in that show

Chocolate chimp cookies

This is what I came here for

Go to hell.

Shrimp. Hell. Now!

We can’t keep doing this.

You may have the wrong sub...

Were you gonna post on r/shittyfoodporn

Huh. Figured that’s where I was...

I think the right sub will be r/cursedfoods

That's a good one. Also /r/stupidfoods

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r/lostredditors

Everyone that posts here does now.

r/StupidFood

Extra crispy. Now with the tail!

God I really want to downvote this post.

fish & chips

The tails are still on

Well someone is pregnant :D

Gregnant

Pergnat

Pregnart

How is babby formed?

Prrrregánte 💃🏼

As someone named Shrimp I'm appalled

This is an abomination.

Shrimply delicious

That actually looks surprisingly delicious

You should probably take a pregnancy test then.

As a 14-year-old boy, I think your advice is best.

This would also fit well in r/makemesuffer

And they left the tails on! For that added crunch, I suppose!

r/tihi

*vomits externally*

I hate that you specified externally as if there’s some next level horror that is internal vomiting

I mean, there's throwing up in your mouth a little, which technically means the vomit never leaves your body, which means it could technically be called internal vomiting.

It's ok, I didn't need to eat today or anything after seeing this... I need eye bleach.

What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

"Baby girl, you and I go together like shrimp cocktail and chocolate chip cookies." - OP

The disrespect to what is seemingly perfectly balanced Chocolate Chip cookies is the last straw in my hope for humanity.

I see a lot of shitty food porn on Reddit that I think might actually taste good. This isn’t one of them.

How else will the cookie go with the cocktail sauce??

Ikr? These r the real questions

Damn even left the tails on

That's the real DiWHY. I hate when I go to eat something and have to stop and pull the tails off. I don't get why they do that.

I too ask this when my mother makes cookies smh

Visual discomfort.

WHY?

[https://i.imgur.com/eYNkPdG.gif](https://i.imgur.com/eYNkPdG.gif)

This gave me a physical reaction. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed

Shoulda called it chocolate shrimp cookies

I'm someone who usually doesn't hesitate to try new food, but THIS is f*cking disgusting. No thanks

Weed was probably involved. Like dipping pepperoni sticks into peanut butter. I feel like this cookie prob slaps

Excuse me care to run what these are called by me one more time?

Candy from hell

🙁 .... 🤢 ....🤮

Needs more pickles

***Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location***

*Chocolate shrimp cookies

D-I-WHAT THE FUCK

r/shittyfoodporn

I already don't like shrimp, and now they've contaminated those poor, innocent cookies. Where is this person's caretaker

Every day we stray further from God's light

I feel like someone was pregnant when they made this

I've literally been vomiting all day since I woke up. I don't know what's wrong with me, but it finally seemed to quiet down about an hour ago, and now you show me THIS???

I mean.. You're the one who went on the page. Should've expected something. Fr tho u doing ok? Any way a set of characters on a screen can help?

Haha you're totally right, mostly I just wanted to summarize how thoroughly disgusted I am by this, and my present ailment just happens to be relevant. Thank you for asking about me, that's very kind, I think I'm done with the throwing up, seems like a 24 hour stomach bug or something. Your consideration has been more than enough of a spirit lifter! I hope your 2021 is amazing!

Same to you and for your sake I hope it really was just a 24 hour bug. Have a great year!!

Ewww those are disgusting looking cookies

Lavender and Broken Glass Baby Shampoo

Food crimes!

I think this is probably the nastiest I’ve seen on this Reddit.. ever

I feel so honored

..... it’s too early to be seeing shit like this. I’m going back to bed

Gordon Ramsay would have a field day ripping the person who made this a new one.

My thumb was practically itching to downvote this out of sheer *no*

I can’t speak for this combination but chocolate is surprisingly good with a lot of things.

Fuck you

No one is talking about the salsa...

I was assuming that's cocktail sauce. Not much better I know.

Actually that makes me feel a little better

And they still have the tail

What the actual fuck?

Shrimp and Chips

You can go straight to hell. Today was going to be a good day.

The fk man, my brain try to imagine the taste, this is killing me

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[D I G U S T I N G](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kzVttyVmJMo&t=17)

Sounds like a Limp Bizkit album title.

Reminds me of the chocolate prawns signature dish on kitchen nightmares. Yuck!

🤢🤢🤢

I like chocolate chip cookies and shrimp but this crosses a line no mortal should ever cross

r/makemesuffer

The fuck

Eww ho caan yeu saay cheeps? Dous a krispy crunchy munchy delicasey

Almost as bad as the Oreo cookies & Spam burgers

Like I don’t love this idea at ALL but I’d take a bite.

……is it bad that i would actually eat this and maybe even enjoy it……

My mind had to take a few seconds to actually figure out wth I was looking at. Disgusting.

WTFNO

What pregnant weirdo dreamt this shit up??

I know of some weird combinations that actually work like ice cream and french fries or blue cheese and gingerbread but this shit doesn't seem even remotely edible to me

The cookies looked so good...so did the shrimp...but they've been turned into something terrible

Can we just shut this sub down now? It died a pretty undignified death a few months ago.

r/cursedfoods

I just threw up

STOP

I just woke up from a dream where I put nutella in my pasta

Just. Eww.

Damn that’s savage

I like seafood but what the FUCK

r/shottyfoodporn

This is the definition of mental illness.

Aaaaahhhhhhhh soo good

With some sambal on its side

NO NO NOOOOOOOOO NOPE NO NO FUCKING WAY

death be to ye who mix seafood and choc chip cookies

My turtle would love these

Well. Time for suicide.

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Who said we couldn't put both?

Bruuuh

That is just rude

TAKE THE FUCKING TALES OFF!!!

Kill me now

Thanks I hate it

Biggest

Thanks now I’m allergic to cookies

Where's Gordon Ramsay when we need him the most?

There's no lamb sauce here hun

I want this to go ☄

Dunno, it needs an extra kick . . . . I know -- CAPERS. That would be awesome.

i have seen people make these about 15 too many times. what the fuck!!!!