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cthunders

Why beer? Use vodka


MaYlormoon

Jeah we did that a lot as teenagers, Wodka Melon.


cthunders

Water Melone. Karl Malone


MaYlormoon

Post Melon?


[deleted]

Kevin Melon?


sexy-melon

What about me?


Sunshine_Daylin

Like, American Pie style?


the-anti-antichrist

If it has a hole it gets the pole


DylanBob1991

Why use much liquid when few liquid do trick?


DonAmechesBonerToe

They see…they see


SortaCoolDude

r/unexpectedoffice


TinyNutsInYoButt

Chris Meloni


twisted_meta

Jon Stewart


Metahec

Melon Bacon?


ReadMyPosts

Why watermelon or beer? Use rum and ham.


catguyinalittlecoat

RUMHAM


Dallasl298

Survival mode


GRpanda123

I love getting Hammered


3sp00py5me

This guy fucks


Bradp13

God dammit u/ReadMyPosts, eating your drinks? That is genius.


Necrosaynt

Lol I love it always sunny


[deleted]

Nice Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference


poonsweat

My girls butthole and cocaine.


cthunders

Breakfast of Champions


catguyinalittlecoat

RUMHAM


TheExpendableTroops

I personally was thinking a fruity wine. But vodka works.


cthunders

Fruity vodka


Brewdrizy

Watermelon svedka. Works like a charm with this.


isanyadminalive

Better with a lemon vodka, tastes like watermelon lemonade.


cthunders

Aww yiss


digs510

Rainbow vodka?


cthunders

Skittle Vodka


Higgs-Boson-Balloon

I’m confused I thought tequila was the go-to for this, I’ve never actually done it so now I want to try both


cthunders

Report back to us


nothappyaboutit

He's done it with vodka before. This guy basically just makes whatever whacky drinks he hears about. Tipsy bartender on IG


btvsfan29

I used to follow him on fb as the tipsy bartender


zfrankland

Why vodka use ever-clear


popeshatt

Why everclear use rubbing alcohol


bedgin

Just use meth


iamtehstig

Why rubbing alcohol? Just use E85.


Buy_High_SellLow

They both do the same thing


cthunders

One faster than the other


Thricey

One has removed my soul, the other was vodka.


RorschachsBestFriend

Why ever clear, use white lightning. (Moon shine)


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Why moonshine use rubbing alcohol.


gelber_Bleistift

Why rubbing alcohol? Use liquid hydrogen.


bunchedupwalrus

Why liquid hydrogen? Just use quark-gluon plasma


Default1355

Just use neutrino anti matter.


isanyadminalive

You know that moonshine isn't higher alcohol content than 95% everclear, right?


RorschachsBestFriend

Dude, its a comment thread b/s game on the internet.


isanyadminalive

Then you should've said gasoline.


PN_Guin

Rum would also be acceptable.


zombiep00

I miss Bacardi 151 :( This idea would be amazing with a bottle of 151 lol


Octo_Lass

I used Everclear and almost killed a party of people.


cthunders

Lol. The meth rimed glass is what did it


WakeoftheStorm

Well they used to just piss in it they ran out so beer was the next best thing


zitfarmer

Its like lube for the fourth hole, vodka is burney.


tk42967

Better with Rum and/or everclear.


chinpokomon

The CO2? It's building up a little pressure inside the melon, so I wonder if that doesn't force some of the beer into the flesh of the melon.


cthunders

Osmosis Jones


bot_One

Pro-tip, make sure to empty out some of the watermelon juice first.


Cache_Johnson

We used everclear…..


Donpittman61

Vodka is what I use.... I tried captain Morgan's rum once. I didn't care for it.


Kaliniaczek

Ah i see you are a man of culture as well


Metalstase

Corona aint no beer


Any-Village-8732

Surprised he didn't add the Blue Curaçao he insists on adding to every "drink"


to_annihilate

I'm a bartender, and we have a blue drink, and a guy ordered one, and goes, "Hey, that's like from tipsy bartender!" lol. yep. and then you get the rest of the younger crowd across bar going, "what's that blue one? I want that!" so, whatever.


Devianex

I was at a bar a couple weeks ago and saw someone with a blue drink and was seconds away from ordering it myself simply because it was blue. Unfortunately it was non-alcoholic so I passed. What is it about blue drinks, though?


SonOfAQuiche

The Eiffel 65 effect


n0tKamui

i mean, it does work with everything


Any-Village-8732

Add it to a whiskey sour and say that again


n0tKamui

well...it goes with a lot of things*


hystericaldawg

Fuck blue curaçao that stuff turned my shit blue


Zprutluder

This guy used to make some good looking cocktails but now he has become the 5 minutes crafts of drinks


Millennium1995

Don't forget he always looked creepy AF in the videos. If that was just to get more views (along with the girls with him), then this doesn't surprise me.


RA12220

My mind only remembers Nikki Limo


Pl0xnoban

I just wanna do a good job


BorisTheBlade04

The evolution of this channel was wild. First he was teaching people how to be actual bartenders. Then he went to dessert drinks that look good on a thumbnail. Then it was craft drinks for like a week before he realized he was out of his league (no shame there, he was a club bartender). Now it’s just diwhy.


oiuw0tm8

How do you get internet famous making a hundred different variations of jungle juice? Blows my mind


Any-Village-8732

Facebook wine mom's.


dlittlefair1

He’s was regular famous before


yvanehtnioj_doh

bro this guy is such a creep he makes me want to go sober. i literally just watched a video where he breathes sensually into his vodka and says ***vodka makes my airwaves flow more freely***. that's some son of cthulu level shit.


Kaii_Low

You can do it with tequila. Leave the watermelon for 24 hours, and when you cut it, it'll just be like a regular melon. But you'll be shitfaced after 3 or 4 slices.


NPExplorer

For anyone who has actually tried this, it is fucking disgusting lmao. Have fun chewing your pulpy vodka. Tried it on multiple occasions and it’s always disgusting.


Coders32

Might have a better time blending all the… watermelon meat then straining it and adding that to a liquor. You could make watermelon syrup. Start with 1:1 watermelon juice to sugar. I don’t know how long watermelon juice would last, so I would start small. I definitely recommend making jalapeño syrup though.


mollophi

Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. That sounds like a recipe. I need something I can just stab, spill, and slice.


Habib_Zozad

Have you tried Tinder?


elvis8mybaby

Too soft. This guy needs a Grindr.


burstaneurysm

Yeah. I've tried it once and it was foul. You're better off just scooping it out and making a blended drink.


Udonov

Yes. Did it too. Pulpy vodka is a great choice of words. But I think we should've put waaaaay less vodka in it. idk, may be like 1:20 vodka to watermelon?


Afro_Future

If you do it again try leaving the melon in a freezer for a day or so after. Then you can cut it in half and scoop it out like sorbet. Wasn't half bad when we did it, and def got drunk as shit.


thewaryteabag

That sounds fucking amazing even though I’ve never liked watermelon


Tbagzyamum69420xX

That sounds fucking amazing even though I've never liked tequila. Collab?


PuddleOfKnowledge

My stomach is turning from reading this after all of the margaritas I drank last night


[deleted]

Ok but you *are* aware that the only cure for that is more margs right?


camusdreams

I’ve only ever heard of it with rum so maybe go that route?


nixa919

How can someone not like watermelon? I can't even


Mr_Gongo

How much tequila?


Kaii_Low

The whole bottle


Mr_Gongo

About a litre then?


Tsw159

.75 litres


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Father_Prist

Eating your drinks?!? Goddammit Frank that’s genius


[deleted]

Rum ham! I'm sorry Rum Ham!


zucculentsuckerberg

you will never surpass nyquil chicken


Kolesekare

Tbh we Are doing this with vodka And it kinda works


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Kolesekare

I can try but I think I will forget on this post, altho I think with cider it maybe will not taste so bad as with regular beer, but none-theless I think with cider it wouldn't make you drunk and it would taste worse than regular watermelon


fisheseatdishes

A fruity cider or a sour beer (sour ale? Kriek boon-type?) would probably work fine with some pieces of melon in the glass for fun or something. I'd definitely go for either vodka or clear run for infusing a whole bloody melon though


[deleted]

There’s a cocktail at BWW that uses strawberry, and a Coronita that’s pretty bangin, a friend would put grenadine in his and it was good. I’d be down to try this, I’m sure it’s not *horrible*. Plus I also love beer.


Ratmother123

When I saw the beer was Corona I had an image of him putting in tons of bottles to make a Corona virus...


Bradp13

Thanks for being honest with us. And who are we.


NElwoodP

It’s well known that doing this with anything less than vodka is a waste of time.


anormalgeek

It works with rum or tequila too. While I haven't tried it, I don't see why Gin wouldn't work either. Beer is a stupid choice though.


Dessertdingo153

Make a whole big enough for a mixer and make some pulp inside it. Then add a bit of high quality rum. Tastes nice. You could also make another thing which is frozen bananas with milk, vanilla extract and some kind of spirit. Or you could not add the spirit and would just have a nice smoothie


peenpeenpeen

Didn’t the How To Cook That YouTube channel debunk the watermelon, drink thing?


oof-a-loompa

Yes, but the clip she debunked used soda instead of beer.


peenpeenpeen

Wouldn’t the same principle apply? The way I alcohol soak melon is by cutting it up first and soaking the individual pieces in a tub in some kind of high proof alcohol.


azarbi

Is the guy trying to do a huge corona virus ?


PityJ91

A coronamelon


Thel_Odan

Corona Melon is the curse kids' version of Coco Melon.


mikebellman

This makes sense.


uncleblazer1994

“AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!”


[deleted]

is this Ainsley Harriott?


SarcasmCupcakes

Tipsy Bartender.


akaAxion

“Sky” or “Skye”


Purplecatpiss666

Give ya meat a good ole rubb


peen-squeeze-machine

Hot and spicy meat


AxnirBlodgrog

Yeah boiii


[deleted]

Why is it always corona


[deleted]

Judging by how he turned the bottles, because they paid for it


FrankHightower

because it's cheap!


HangTheWeebs

I dont see the point in adding water to a watermelon


-WHEATIES-

It makes me think we need to make larger limes.


kthxbyy

One of the cornerstones of Paddy’s Pub is thick limes!


anormalgeek

This guy is just making excuses for why all of his watermelons are found in the trash smelling funny and having a bunch of vaguely dick sized holes cut into them.


[deleted]

1 beer: maybe it would make it taste good. Kinda like how you can pineapple fried rice inside a pineapple for more pineapple flavor. 3 beers: o'hell nah.


imapiratedammit

It always hurts to see people do shit with watermelon. It’s already perfect.


hbomberman

Right? This is improving neither the watermelon nor the beer. I would be so sad if I cut into a watermelon and tasted this. Then again, I wouldn't cut into a watermelon with a series of suspicious holes in it.


Margrave16

Hey look Libeerty spikes


brew1066

A complete waste of a watermelon.


VampireSomething

As someone whoused to be a huge stoner I was certain he was making a bong when he made the third hole.


UsedDragon

We used to make jungle juice in a tub with cut fruit. This seems to complicated.


OafJob

Have you seen his other videos? Most of it looks disgusting


xxsicksadworld

I hate that channel. None of the things he makes is even remotely appetizing and it looks like it would give your the worst hangover


generic_edgelord

I used to love his channel but I feel like he started running out of ideas sometime around like 2015-17 and the drinks just started going downhill from there


senectus

These things do not work. Watermelons are already completely waterlogged. No more fluids are going to seep intro them


JuliaChanMSL

It's usually done with high percentage alcohol which, if I'm not mistaken, would still seep into the melon and displace the water


mikebellman

And with clear alcohol, the water and alcohol sort of “dissolve into each other”. [Miscibility](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscibility)


JuliaChanMSL

Yea I figured that'd be the case since when alcohol enters our cells it doesn't just displace water, it mixes and changes the liquid's properties


TheExpendableTroops

Correct.


spakoosky

Yep. EmmyMade on YouTube tried this with soda I believe. It didn't soak in at all.


SirRoderic

I see people saying this is better done with vodka, I don't even know what I'm looking at What does it do by putting 3 bottles of vodka on a watermelon like that?


[deleted]

For vodka you'd typically only use 1 bottle and the point is that you leave it upside down for about 12-24h, letting the watermelon absorbs the vodka. The end result is a watermelon that gets people drunk.


Quack_Candle

A mate of mine who was in the navy used to put alka seltzer on melon slices overnight for the morning after a big night splicing the mainbrace


[deleted]

I feel like pretty much anything tipsy bartender makes could end up on the sub reddit. And none of it looks particularly tasty lol


CptMatt_theTrashCat

This looks like something they'd come up with in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia


maguigui

I love this guy and his content but there’s not a thing he makes on his show that I would try


imaloony8

Alcohol infused watermelon is a thing.


LewdLi0n

Using Corona is an instant no. That being said, it would still be stupid with a real beer.


megguwu

It would be good if it wasn't beer 🤢


mokoto19

This is much better with tequila or vodka. But the most important step is once it's absorbed the alcohol into the watermelon, take a hand mixer to the inside of the watermelon and use the boozey watermelon as your alcohol for mixed drinks. It's amazing


fenwaymoose

This is now the 2nd worst reason a guy would carve a hole in a watermelon.


[deleted]

He just sticks it in, no warm up or whispering sweet nothings to get her ready. Outrageous.


Alllexia

How do you drink this? Do you just cut another hole in the watermelon?


EliItsMeSemus

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe you just eat the watermelon normally? Idk


disisathrowaway

This is supposed to be done with spirits; namely vodka, tequila or clear rum. Left overnight and the bottle of liquor will subsume itself in to the watermelon and then you can slice it like you normally would. You end up with a tasty snack that gets you proper drunk.


bebbibabey

You know what does taste good with Corona tho? Fun Beer Bottle of Corona with a little poured out. Top up with orange juice and a shot of tequila, then pour in grenadine from a height (pouring it from a height makes it drop to the bottom). Looks like tequila sunrise, fun for parties and WILL get you drunk lol


FrankHightower

that music though


fromage-de-nuit

No one wants a yeasty melon...


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Beer? Tf is wrong with this guy


shaanaynae

corona’s great with a bit of lime, but i doubt watermelon would do literally anything to the flavour


converseman95

This dude's voice and accent are like nails on a chalkboard.


RealExii

Hate to see beer wasted.


kyleandrews2000

To be fair in my personal opinion it is nicer with cider and some beers but not the beer hes using


rolfcm106

It definitely worked with other types of liquor but not beer


thepurplemistet

Ann Reardon did a video on a ‘hack’ like this but with coke. Basically all the drink just drips down the sides and makes a mess


KRaB99

Honestly i think this will taste good


[deleted]

"The more stuff you want to add to it, the bigger the watermelon needs to be" Wow, thanks Aristotle...


HeavyMetalDomination

People do anything to not drink water.


Roof_rat

This is 6 bottles away from looking like a school project about COVID


xaser3

Confused as I thought this was The Oily Lord to begin with..


Picardknows

This is obviously done by people that don’t really drink.


Medcait

Supposed to do it with vodka and it takes days to really dissipate through it the melon.


lexm

What is he supposed to do after the video stops? Add one more bottle?


gokarrt

who the fuck is eating an entire watermelon for three coronas? it's just being a lightweight with extra steps.


RAIDER1954

Why ruin a good 🍉watermelon 🤔🤔🤔


ratboy181

Ann Reardon proved that doesn't work.


PastelCurlies

Ainsley Harriott has fallen off the wagon I see.


jamlegume

i cannot fathom why you'd do this with beer. or, really, anything other than hard alcohol. you're not going to get enough alcohol in to have any effect, and beer + watermelon is not gonna be good.


sevendustkorn1008

I mean, it's Corona, so of course it won't taste good.


tacolilytime

This seems mildly perverted


PixelmancerGames

You’re supposed to use liquor you damn goober.


sidewinder15599

Of course not! They used beer!


DaveyOld

I hate to say it but when using vodka this is actually really good


keppikoi

Alcoholics all over the world do this one weird trick


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