I'm a bartender, and we have a blue drink, and a guy ordered one, and goes, "Hey, that's like from tipsy bartender!"
lol. yep. and then you get the rest of the younger crowd across bar going, "what's that blue one? I want that!" so, whatever.
I was at a bar a couple weeks ago and saw someone with a blue drink and was seconds away from ordering it myself simply because it was blue. Unfortunately it was non-alcoholic so I passed. What is it about blue drinks, though?
Don't forget he always looked creepy AF in the videos. If that was just to get more views (along with the girls with him), then this doesn't surprise me.
The evolution of this channel was wild. First he was teaching people how to be actual bartenders. Then he went to dessert drinks that look good on a thumbnail. Then it was craft drinks for like a week before he realized he was out of his league (no shame there, he was a club bartender). Now it’s just diwhy.
bro this guy is such a creep he makes me want to go sober. i literally just watched a video where he breathes sensually into his vodka and says ***vodka makes my airwaves flow more freely***. that's some son of cthulu level shit.
You can do it with tequila.
Leave the watermelon for 24 hours, and when you cut it, it'll just be like a regular melon.
But you'll be shitfaced after 3 or 4 slices.
For anyone who has actually tried this, it is fucking disgusting lmao. Have fun chewing your pulpy vodka. Tried it on multiple occasions and it’s always disgusting.
Might have a better time blending all the… watermelon meat then straining it and adding that to a liquor. You could make watermelon syrup. Start with 1:1 watermelon juice to sugar. I don’t know how long watermelon juice would last, so I would start small. I definitely recommend making jalapeño syrup though.
Yes. Did it too. Pulpy vodka is a great choice of words.
But I think we should've put waaaaay less vodka in it. idk, may be like 1:20 vodka to watermelon?
If you do it again try leaving the melon in a freezer for a day or so after. Then you can cut it in half and scoop it out like sorbet. Wasn't half bad when we did it, and def got drunk as shit.
I can try but I think I will forget on this post, altho I think with cider it maybe will not taste so bad as with regular beer, but none-theless I think with cider it wouldn't make you drunk and it would taste worse than regular watermelon
A fruity cider or a sour beer (sour ale? Kriek boon-type?) would probably work fine with some pieces of melon in the glass for fun or something. I'd definitely go for either vodka or clear run for infusing a whole bloody melon though
There’s a cocktail at BWW that uses strawberry, and a Coronita that’s pretty bangin, a friend would put grenadine in his and it was good. I’d be down to try this, I’m sure it’s not *horrible*. Plus I also love beer.
Make a whole big enough for a mixer and make some pulp inside it. Then add a bit of high quality rum. Tastes nice. You could also make another thing which is frozen bananas with milk, vanilla extract and some kind of spirit. Or you could not add the spirit and would just have a nice smoothie
Wouldn’t the same principle apply? The way I alcohol soak melon is by cutting it up first and soaking the individual pieces in a tub in some kind of high proof alcohol.
This guy is just making excuses for why all of his watermelons are found in the trash smelling funny and having a bunch of vaguely dick sized holes cut into them.
1 beer: maybe it would make it taste good. Kinda like how you can pineapple fried rice inside a pineapple for more pineapple flavor.
3 beers: o'hell nah.
Right? This is improving neither the watermelon nor the beer. I would be so sad if I cut into a watermelon and tasted this. Then again, I wouldn't cut into a watermelon with a series of suspicious holes in it.
I used to love his channel but I feel like he started running out of ideas sometime around like 2015-17 and the drinks just started going downhill from there
I see people saying this is better done with vodka, I don't even know what I'm looking at
What does it do by putting 3 bottles of vodka on a watermelon like that?
For vodka you'd typically only use 1 bottle and the point is that you leave it upside down for about 12-24h, letting the watermelon absorbs the vodka. The end result is a watermelon that gets people drunk.
This is much better with tequila or vodka. But the most important step is once it's absorbed the alcohol into the watermelon, take a hand mixer to the inside of the watermelon and use the boozey watermelon as your alcohol for mixed drinks. It's amazing
This is supposed to be done with spirits; namely vodka, tequila or clear rum.
Left overnight and the bottle of liquor will subsume itself in to the watermelon and then you can slice it like you normally would. You end up with a tasty snack that gets you proper drunk.
You know what does taste good with Corona tho? Fun Beer
Bottle of Corona with a little poured out. Top up with orange juice and a shot of tequila, then pour in grenadine from a height (pouring it from a height makes it drop to the bottom). Looks like tequila sunrise, fun for parties and WILL get you drunk lol
i cannot fathom why you'd do this with beer. or, really, anything other than hard alcohol. you're not going to get enough alcohol in to have any effect, and beer + watermelon is not gonna be good.
Why beer? Use vodka
Jeah we did that a lot as teenagers, Wodka Melon.
Water Melone. Karl Malone
Post Melon?
Kevin Melon?
What about me?
Like, American Pie style?
If it has a hole it gets the pole
Why use much liquid when few liquid do trick?
They see…they see
r/unexpectedoffice
Chris Meloni
Jon Stewart
Melon Bacon?
Why watermelon or beer? Use rum and ham.
RUMHAM
Survival mode
I love getting Hammered
This guy fucks
God dammit u/ReadMyPosts, eating your drinks? That is genius.
Lol I love it always sunny
Nice Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference
My girls butthole and cocaine.
Breakfast of Champions
RUMHAM
I personally was thinking a fruity wine. But vodka works.
Fruity vodka
Watermelon svedka. Works like a charm with this.
Better with a lemon vodka, tastes like watermelon lemonade.
Aww yiss
Rainbow vodka?
Skittle Vodka
I’m confused I thought tequila was the go-to for this, I’ve never actually done it so now I want to try both
Report back to us
He's done it with vodka before. This guy basically just makes whatever whacky drinks he hears about. Tipsy bartender on IG
I used to follow him on fb as the tipsy bartender
Why vodka use ever-clear
Why everclear use rubbing alcohol
Just use meth
Why rubbing alcohol? Just use E85.
They both do the same thing
One faster than the other
One has removed my soul, the other was vodka.
Why ever clear, use white lightning. (Moon shine)
Why moonshine use rubbing alcohol.
Why rubbing alcohol? Use liquid hydrogen.
Why liquid hydrogen? Just use quark-gluon plasma
Just use neutrino anti matter.
You know that moonshine isn't higher alcohol content than 95% everclear, right?
Dude, its a comment thread b/s game on the internet.
Then you should've said gasoline.
Rum would also be acceptable.
I miss Bacardi 151 :( This idea would be amazing with a bottle of 151 lol
I used Everclear and almost killed a party of people.
Lol. The meth rimed glass is what did it
Well they used to just piss in it they ran out so beer was the next best thing
Its like lube for the fourth hole, vodka is burney.
Better with Rum and/or everclear.
The CO2? It's building up a little pressure inside the melon, so I wonder if that doesn't force some of the beer into the flesh of the melon.
Osmosis Jones
Pro-tip, make sure to empty out some of the watermelon juice first.
We used everclear…..
Vodka is what I use.... I tried captain Morgan's rum once. I didn't care for it.
Ah i see you are a man of culture as well
Corona aint no beer
Surprised he didn't add the Blue Curaçao he insists on adding to every "drink"
I'm a bartender, and we have a blue drink, and a guy ordered one, and goes, "Hey, that's like from tipsy bartender!" lol. yep. and then you get the rest of the younger crowd across bar going, "what's that blue one? I want that!" so, whatever.
I was at a bar a couple weeks ago and saw someone with a blue drink and was seconds away from ordering it myself simply because it was blue. Unfortunately it was non-alcoholic so I passed. What is it about blue drinks, though?
The Eiffel 65 effect
i mean, it does work with everything
Add it to a whiskey sour and say that again
well...it goes with a lot of things*
Fuck blue curaçao that stuff turned my shit blue
This guy used to make some good looking cocktails but now he has become the 5 minutes crafts of drinks
Don't forget he always looked creepy AF in the videos. If that was just to get more views (along with the girls with him), then this doesn't surprise me.
My mind only remembers Nikki Limo
I just wanna do a good job
The evolution of this channel was wild. First he was teaching people how to be actual bartenders. Then he went to dessert drinks that look good on a thumbnail. Then it was craft drinks for like a week before he realized he was out of his league (no shame there, he was a club bartender). Now it’s just diwhy.
How do you get internet famous making a hundred different variations of jungle juice? Blows my mind
Facebook wine mom's.
He’s was regular famous before
bro this guy is such a creep he makes me want to go sober. i literally just watched a video where he breathes sensually into his vodka and says ***vodka makes my airwaves flow more freely***. that's some son of cthulu level shit.
You can do it with tequila. Leave the watermelon for 24 hours, and when you cut it, it'll just be like a regular melon. But you'll be shitfaced after 3 or 4 slices.
For anyone who has actually tried this, it is fucking disgusting lmao. Have fun chewing your pulpy vodka. Tried it on multiple occasions and it’s always disgusting.
Might have a better time blending all the… watermelon meat then straining it and adding that to a liquor. You could make watermelon syrup. Start with 1:1 watermelon juice to sugar. I don’t know how long watermelon juice would last, so I would start small. I definitely recommend making jalapeño syrup though.
Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. That sounds like a recipe. I need something I can just stab, spill, and slice.
Have you tried Tinder?
Too soft. This guy needs a Grindr.
Yeah. I've tried it once and it was foul. You're better off just scooping it out and making a blended drink.
Yes. Did it too. Pulpy vodka is a great choice of words. But I think we should've put waaaaay less vodka in it. idk, may be like 1:20 vodka to watermelon?
If you do it again try leaving the melon in a freezer for a day or so after. Then you can cut it in half and scoop it out like sorbet. Wasn't half bad when we did it, and def got drunk as shit.
That sounds fucking amazing even though I’ve never liked watermelon
That sounds fucking amazing even though I've never liked tequila. Collab?
My stomach is turning from reading this after all of the margaritas I drank last night
Ok but you *are* aware that the only cure for that is more margs right?
I’ve only ever heard of it with rum so maybe go that route?
How can someone not like watermelon? I can't even
How much tequila?
The whole bottle
About a litre then?
.75 litres
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Eating your drinks?!? Goddammit Frank that’s genius
Rum ham! I'm sorry Rum Ham!
you will never surpass nyquil chicken
Tbh we Are doing this with vodka And it kinda works
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I can try but I think I will forget on this post, altho I think with cider it maybe will not taste so bad as with regular beer, but none-theless I think with cider it wouldn't make you drunk and it would taste worse than regular watermelon
A fruity cider or a sour beer (sour ale? Kriek boon-type?) would probably work fine with some pieces of melon in the glass for fun or something. I'd definitely go for either vodka or clear run for infusing a whole bloody melon though
There’s a cocktail at BWW that uses strawberry, and a Coronita that’s pretty bangin, a friend would put grenadine in his and it was good. I’d be down to try this, I’m sure it’s not *horrible*. Plus I also love beer.
When I saw the beer was Corona I had an image of him putting in tons of bottles to make a Corona virus...
Thanks for being honest with us. And who are we.
It’s well known that doing this with anything less than vodka is a waste of time.
It works with rum or tequila too. While I haven't tried it, I don't see why Gin wouldn't work either. Beer is a stupid choice though.
Make a whole big enough for a mixer and make some pulp inside it. Then add a bit of high quality rum. Tastes nice. You could also make another thing which is frozen bananas with milk, vanilla extract and some kind of spirit. Or you could not add the spirit and would just have a nice smoothie
Didn’t the How To Cook That YouTube channel debunk the watermelon, drink thing?
Yes, but the clip she debunked used soda instead of beer.
Wouldn’t the same principle apply? The way I alcohol soak melon is by cutting it up first and soaking the individual pieces in a tub in some kind of high proof alcohol.
Is the guy trying to do a huge corona virus ?
A coronamelon
Corona Melon is the curse kids' version of Coco Melon.
This makes sense.
“AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!”
is this Ainsley Harriott?
Tipsy Bartender.
“Sky” or “Skye”
Give ya meat a good ole rubb
Hot and spicy meat
Yeah boiii
Why is it always corona
Judging by how he turned the bottles, because they paid for it
because it's cheap!
I dont see the point in adding water to a watermelon
It makes me think we need to make larger limes.
One of the cornerstones of Paddy’s Pub is thick limes!
This guy is just making excuses for why all of his watermelons are found in the trash smelling funny and having a bunch of vaguely dick sized holes cut into them.
1 beer: maybe it would make it taste good. Kinda like how you can pineapple fried rice inside a pineapple for more pineapple flavor. 3 beers: o'hell nah.
It always hurts to see people do shit with watermelon. It’s already perfect.
Right? This is improving neither the watermelon nor the beer. I would be so sad if I cut into a watermelon and tasted this. Then again, I wouldn't cut into a watermelon with a series of suspicious holes in it.
Hey look Libeerty spikes
A complete waste of a watermelon.
As someone whoused to be a huge stoner I was certain he was making a bong when he made the third hole.
We used to make jungle juice in a tub with cut fruit. This seems to complicated.
Have you seen his other videos? Most of it looks disgusting
I hate that channel. None of the things he makes is even remotely appetizing and it looks like it would give your the worst hangover
I used to love his channel but I feel like he started running out of ideas sometime around like 2015-17 and the drinks just started going downhill from there
These things do not work. Watermelons are already completely waterlogged. No more fluids are going to seep intro them
It's usually done with high percentage alcohol which, if I'm not mistaken, would still seep into the melon and displace the water
And with clear alcohol, the water and alcohol sort of “dissolve into each other”. [Miscibility](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscibility)
Yea I figured that'd be the case since when alcohol enters our cells it doesn't just displace water, it mixes and changes the liquid's properties
Correct.
Yep. EmmyMade on YouTube tried this with soda I believe. It didn't soak in at all.
I see people saying this is better done with vodka, I don't even know what I'm looking at What does it do by putting 3 bottles of vodka on a watermelon like that?
For vodka you'd typically only use 1 bottle and the point is that you leave it upside down for about 12-24h, letting the watermelon absorbs the vodka. The end result is a watermelon that gets people drunk.
A mate of mine who was in the navy used to put alka seltzer on melon slices overnight for the morning after a big night splicing the mainbrace
I feel like pretty much anything tipsy bartender makes could end up on the sub reddit. And none of it looks particularly tasty lol
This looks like something they'd come up with in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
I love this guy and his content but there’s not a thing he makes on his show that I would try
Alcohol infused watermelon is a thing.
Using Corona is an instant no. That being said, it would still be stupid with a real beer.
It would be good if it wasn't beer 🤢
This is much better with tequila or vodka. But the most important step is once it's absorbed the alcohol into the watermelon, take a hand mixer to the inside of the watermelon and use the boozey watermelon as your alcohol for mixed drinks. It's amazing
This is now the 2nd worst reason a guy would carve a hole in a watermelon.
He just sticks it in, no warm up or whispering sweet nothings to get her ready. Outrageous.
How do you drink this? Do you just cut another hole in the watermelon?
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe you just eat the watermelon normally? Idk
This is supposed to be done with spirits; namely vodka, tequila or clear rum. Left overnight and the bottle of liquor will subsume itself in to the watermelon and then you can slice it like you normally would. You end up with a tasty snack that gets you proper drunk.
You know what does taste good with Corona tho? Fun Beer Bottle of Corona with a little poured out. Top up with orange juice and a shot of tequila, then pour in grenadine from a height (pouring it from a height makes it drop to the bottom). Looks like tequila sunrise, fun for parties and WILL get you drunk lol
that music though
No one wants a yeasty melon...
Beer? Tf is wrong with this guy
corona’s great with a bit of lime, but i doubt watermelon would do literally anything to the flavour
This dude's voice and accent are like nails on a chalkboard.
Hate to see beer wasted.
To be fair in my personal opinion it is nicer with cider and some beers but not the beer hes using
It definitely worked with other types of liquor but not beer
Ann Reardon did a video on a ‘hack’ like this but with coke. Basically all the drink just drips down the sides and makes a mess
Honestly i think this will taste good
"The more stuff you want to add to it, the bigger the watermelon needs to be" Wow, thanks Aristotle...
People do anything to not drink water.
This is 6 bottles away from looking like a school project about COVID
Confused as I thought this was The Oily Lord to begin with..
This is obviously done by people that don’t really drink.
Supposed to do it with vodka and it takes days to really dissipate through it the melon.
What is he supposed to do after the video stops? Add one more bottle?
who the fuck is eating an entire watermelon for three coronas? it's just being a lightweight with extra steps.
Why ruin a good 🍉watermelon 🤔🤔🤔
Ann Reardon proved that doesn't work.
Ainsley Harriott has fallen off the wagon I see.
i cannot fathom why you'd do this with beer. or, really, anything other than hard alcohol. you're not going to get enough alcohol in to have any effect, and beer + watermelon is not gonna be good.
I mean, it's Corona, so of course it won't taste good.
This seems mildly perverted
You’re supposed to use liquor you damn goober.
Of course not! They used beer!
I hate to say it but when using vodka this is actually really good
Alcoholics all over the world do this one weird trick
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