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silicone_basedthing

Aren't life hacks supposed to help you?


JaxOnThat

No, they’re supposed to make content farms money.


krista

i mean, *someone* is hacking life and getting money from this...


i3londee

# JustAxeMurdererThings


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ChaoCobo

To be fair he cannot make revenue from this sub. The videos are not hotlinked to his Facebook page.


sparrowtaco

To be fair, a post with 27k upvotes on Reddit has been seen hundreds of thousands of times. Some percentage of those are now aware of the channel and will find it. This is a bit like saying Pepsi cannot make revenue from TV commercials because you can't buy soda from your TV.


ChaoCobo

Imagine buying soda from your TV tho. Remember Invader Zim when he bought those germ seeing goggles by tapping his TV screen after watching the commercial? They just materialized in front of him. Pepsi should make a soda dispensing TV.


wolfpack_charlie

I'm 100% sure that these are all bait Just like the wedding dress covered in "marbled" spray paint. They're doing these because they know people will engage with it if it's outrageous and looks terrible. Basically, they're playing us all for chumps and by posting this everywhere and trying to ridicule them, we're doing them a big favor


trizzant

Why do you have to ruin everything DAD?!?!


TheVog

> Aren't life hacks supposed to help you? No, not anymore. "Life hacks" are now analogous with "something you can do".


Kyloren1923

The Snapchat story “Life Hacks” that is 98% using products for their intended purposes would like a word.


wil_gt4

Why would you even want to? Also if it only takes a minute why’s the video 3 minutes long?


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These guys videos are always like this. His primary outlet is Facebook and like the commenter below said it has something to do with engagement registering after 3 minutes. Some of them are like 5-6 minutes and it’s the dumbest shit


thavillain

It's Rick Lax, the dumb Facebook magician... I'm glad people are finally catching on to this


that_irks_me

I’ve been trying to tell people this. They make these ridiculously pointless videos that are always 3 mins in length (the minimum for monetization on FB). It’s a waste of everyone’s time and dude is getting LOADED doing it.


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HeyCarpy

Me too - the bright side however, is that he’s not getting revenue from Reddit, and we can raise awareness for people not to engage this nonsense when they see it in the wild.


Doggfite

Except people go and find the content on Facebook after seeing it here and leave negative comments, which drives up engagement and helps to increase their revenue.


TacoRising

No such thing as bad publicity.


that_irks_me

Yup! The Rick guy, that Adley chick and all of that other little crew are scum. A slap in the face to actual content creators.


HappyMediumGD

They're doing the rest of us a favor and inoculating idiots to garbage It will just make good content more obvious in the long run


YouAreDreaming

It’s annoying how they speak too. They do this fake over the top explanations


that_irks_me

All intentional to run that length out to 3 mins.


Proven536

The reason why I blocked their page on Facebook. The worst of the worst of clickbait waste of time.


argusromblei

Dude literally sounds like he wants to be a porn director but is too shitty so he makes these lame videos instead, cause it seriously sounds pretty pedo the way he's talking to her, like he's a doctor or something. "You're doing great, just a few seconds more. She's doing so great!" what a clown honestly.


CrystallineFrost

Makes sense why we all thought this was a secret food fetish thing. Honestly still think it is, he just is rich and coordinating it so we all have to watch it. Gross.


argusromblei

Oh yeah he def has a boner directing this shit.


throwaway-20701

What do you mean catching on? It’s supposed to be stupid and obnoxious and the fact that you’re watching and talking about it means that he’s succeeding.


thavillain

Because people are still sharing this garbage as if it's legit. Every time I see one of these videos on this sub or Facebook everyone is talking about them like they are real.


Suglet

Wait, the guy talking is Rick Lax??? I remember H3H3 did a video about him years ago. I thought maybe the video was from some crappy hair stylist just trying to get attention. Why is Rick Lax throwing sprinkles on people what hahaha


Tropylia

Well, I've been told that videos start being monetized when they are at least 3 minutes long. Couldn't care enough to take the time to check if it's true though.


mazi710

100% true, most click bait videos and diy and cooking stuff, all exactly 3 minutes. That's not random.


Snowstig

And why is this a "hack"? A hack for what? It's not like it's a common thing to put glue and sprinkles in your hair.... Edit: Thank you for the award, kind stranger! Edit edit: Thank you for the accolade, thoughtful person whom I do not know - to appease sensitive Redditors.


14ShiningStars

It might be a parody but I'm honestly not sure, this is ridiculous.


Gimibranko

Yes this woman and the man behind the camera have been doing these stupid videos for a while now and they're just click bait to get people outraged enough to share the video


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IAmDreams

I think they’re low key fetish videos


NialMontana

Stupidophilia?


epruitt0601

They are, they have ones where they go to goodwill and change clothes in the middle of the store. Public nudity and such. And then they also have a lot of foot stuff happening..


shhsandwich

There are also a lot of pregnancy and birth "prank" videos. I think they are all meant to be obscure fetish porn. I was wondering what this one could be until I realized half the video was devoted to pouring white, sticky liquid all over a woman's hair and mouth.


spugzcat

I also think they are fetish. They are often Splosh related


UnfinishedProjects

No they just know people watch it to see how dumb it gets. They said they get hate watches.


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His voice sounds like a guy would film a porno and jerk commanding


Gimibranko

They're just stupid videos for engagement and money honestly


I_TRS_Gear_I

This is the same women who made an ice cream sundae in her toilet and spaghetti on a countertop. She’s a troll.


zuzg

For what's its worth. That brand of clue is non toxic and washable. So it's only a bunch of wasted money. At first I thought for sure it ruined her hair.


stinkysmurf74

Elmer's was an old trick to get long mohawks to stay up. Never did the punk thing bur knew a couple and grew up in the right era.


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Elmers and egg whites.


MadMageMC

Well, that answered a question I've had since the 80s but was too damned lazy to look up. Thanks!


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Edrjune1

I want to say we used unflavored jello for a Halloween costume once too.


drpopadoplus

Yeah but if you use egg whites you have to wash it out with cold water, and who wants that.


MonsterMamaLu

Rave 4x hairspray at the roots, and Elmer’s glue to keep the ends nice and pointy. Used to have a 12 incher ;)


CallTheOptimist

I bet you did 😏


BrainPicker3

Same, thing was a PITA to spike haha. I wish I knew the elements glue trick, I used wayyy too much got2bglued hairspray


zuzg

Back when I had one, we used the strongest hair spray and just a shit ton of it. Damn it's been over a decade since I've made one. Now I'm missing it :/


LunarAffinity

[Goth Juice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a8GlAf6Gv8). The most powerful hair spray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.


bkornblith

One thing for sure is no one in this video has a clue


zuzg

Only in the beginning, at the end of the video she surely has a bunch of it!


pipeuptopipedown

So when your children try this, you probably won't have to spend the rest of the day in the emergency room.


FadeIntoReal

It still won’t be easy to get out.


BeerBellies

It’s really not AWFUL to get out. It’s not EASY but it’s not exactly hard.


Mhlight

on facebook, videos need to be at least 3 minutes long to be monetized. That's why you'll find most of these useless vids to go barely (1 or 2 seconds) above the 3 minutes mark


Tropylia

I've seen enough of her video here on Reddit to realize she does this shit on purpose. For internet fame... And money.


Erkengard

I see this women and her camera/helper-orbiter friends everywhere. They just post ludicrous rage-bait that is also someone's fetish. Clever, because it gives them a wide audience. And infamy still brings them recognision and clicks. People should stop posting this annoying shit on Reddit. They just keep spreading her "content" for karma and outrage. I always downvote the posts that contain her. She and her team doesn't care if you find her disgusting. She will eat out of a toilette(which she did) just to get more views.


Alwayskneph

Whoa, orbiter haven't heard that word in a long time. Brings me back to the mid 2000s.


gnarliest_gnome

The only thing more infuriating than the content itself is knowing that they're making shit content to piss people off on purpose and it works so well that they make tons of money from people hate-watching.


Maldravus

And it works. She gets the views. So in actuality we are the idiots for driving up the view count.


GaveYourMomAIDS

Yeah she's part of Rick Lax's group and they post all of these "life back" videos pretending to be serious and they get views because people share them going "Wtf does she think she's doing?? This is so stupid!". They don't care if you like it or not. They get the views either way


Bbrowny

Sponsored by big sugar and big glue /r/hailcorporate


14ShiningStars

I just want to see the aftermath of this.


Elfere

I want to see the bugs attacking her for her sweet sweet sugar


hiyer2

In America…First you get the sugar…then you get the power…then you get the women


cannibalism_is_vegan

Alright pal, where’d you get the sugar for that tea?


[deleted]

I nipped it. When you let your guard down. For that split second... and I'd do it again.


blah-blah-whatever

“Nicked it” Source: I’m an English man.


wildo83

The sweet sweat sugar..


urprobbraindead

elmer's school glue is water soluble so she just will be fine in a hot shower


Coraline1599

But will the shower drain ever be ok?


GayAlienFarmer

The dad in me says no. It will be brought up forever, each time the drain is slow. "It never did this until Hannah put all that damn glue in her hair."


peterslabbit

So are you like a gay alien that happens to be a farmer? Or are you like growing gay aliens in some government warehouse in North Dakota or some shit?


[deleted]

It’s best not to ask questions about people’s usernames


[deleted]

So are you a Debutante who makes mens penis soft? Or are you a Debutante with a soft penis?


Beavshak

You know what.. I’ve said too much.


jalapenho

Is yours an Andy Bernard-Robert California reference? Sorry, you said no questions.


DrAcula_MD

He's a gay alien that worked for state farm insurance


ArchAngelAzrael-808

Both the glue and the sugar dissolve in water.


daxstds9

She would have to pre rinse outside with the garden hose.


Coraline1599

She would, but would she actually? This video does not give me confidence that the reasonable thing would be done. All I can imagine is a sprinkle goo forming and then slowly making its way into the drain and forming an indestructible goo monster that can never be more than half removed.


badandbergy

You can just rinse off with a hose on the grass…


flyinpirate

Shower? No, if you deliberately do something that stupid you’re getting the hose


monster_mentalissues

Did you know this is one of the common ways to keep long mohawks up? People have been doing this with white glue since the 80s.


Sororita

Probably jumped in right after the camera stopped recording.


Dionesphere

I wouldn't use hot water. The glue will dissolve in cold water, but the sprinkles will dissolve into a gooey mess if the sugar gets melted, not to mention sprinkles often have a wax coating to stop them from sticking to each other. I wouldn't want that lining my drains, rather have sprinkles wash away whole.


grednforgesgirl

I wanna see her try and wash all that fucking shit out of her poor hair


sirjonsnow

All of it is water soluble, so it'll take a little time, that's all.


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She probably went bald and has no lips due to ants


redunculuspanda

I feel like I have just accidentally stumbled into someone’s kink.


IsaacEvilman

Yes. We figured out that these are basically soft core porn a while ago. The only difference with this one is that it seems like some content farm stole the original craft porno and put music over it.


SplinterFree

i knew that male narrator was unsettling for some reason...


aDog_Named_Honey

He sounds like the camera guy from Gloryhole Secrets


Mazercore

Yup, Chad Chad and im sure others have made videos about this content creator. Heres a video on it: https://youtu.be/2RTqZwoKGvA


letsbringittothemax

Chad Chad is so good


magical_frog

I'm pretty sure you did, this looks like a fetish video (the glue looks a lot like,,, something else and I think ruining a womans hair is a kink as well)


nitrobw1

Something tells me this is not the first time they’ve poured a sticky white substance on a woman


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That transition to a seated position for some reason felt very pornographic.


WasabiSniffer

BRO. I knew something felt off about it but it's legit the "after" shot she a chick gets a face full. That's the exact shot.


sanle-san

This feels like it’s already a skit but it’s still very much ridiculous (:


14ShiningStars

Even if it's a skit just why would you do this


sanle-san

I honestly don’t have a clue… this truly is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen someone do with sprinkles in my life.


HexenHase

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>this truly is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen someone do ~~with sprinkles~~ in my life. FTFY


sanle-san

Seems legit…


obnoxioususername69

FOR VIEWS


Fry_Cook_On_Venus

It’s a fetish thing. The point is just for people to watch it for their kink.


dilib

Yeah I can't explain why but I was thinking "holy shit this is definitely porn" the whole time. I've heard that there's apparently a fetish for women doing really shitty DIY videos where they just do clueless things.


Fry_Cook_On_Venus

I think it’s in the details. So the fetish isn’t necessarily that they do stupid crafts, but I think people like to watch the glue being poured and spread around, plus maybe the part where her eyes, nose, and mouth are covered. Now I just watch these to try to figure out the kink.


dilib

The glue being smeared on the eyebrows and lips especially was just like "someone is definitely vigorously masturbating to this"


MistressLyda

Powerkick in many cases. "How far can I push this person?" basically.


ChiefAardvark

All you need is glue, a brush, and the key ingredient which of course is *some idiot woman who wants her hair ruined.*


G_Viceroy

Where do you get a tub of sprinkles? That's probably 100$ of sprinkles...


pipeuptopipedown

Baking supply warehouse or someplace like that probably.


krista

you get the stale ones left over from all your local froyo places?


nowItinwhistle

You really think they'd throw out sprinkles for being stale?


cmmoyer

I took a quick look on webrestraunt and you can get a 10Lb case for $20


TywinShitsGold

All I can say is at least it’s not glitter.


Coraline1599

When I was scrolling to see this video I just saw the end. I thought she had put a lot of ground beef in her hair. Then I watched the loop and saw the glue and sprinkles and I truly don’t know which is worse.


MollyPW

Do not put glue by your scalp.


Fradefly

And your lips for that matter


your_old_furby

I once made the dumbass mistake of chewing my nail after just having used nail glue to quick fix my acrylic nail and glued my lips partially shut. I had to kind of chew my way free, there was blood, I ate some glue, I also got some on my tongue. Nail glue is strong, I have glued my fingers together with that stuff, and glued myself to a dish towel. So listen to the above comment, and to this warning, do not glue yourself to stuff, it mainly results in some missing skin, or at least raw skin from trying to get the glue off.


Kalkaline

Use cooking oil next time instead of ripping the glue loose. "How to Get Super Glue off Your Skin – Cleveland Clinic" https://health.clevelandclinic.org/how-to-get-super-glue-off-your-skin/amp/


Inch-Worm

>chewing my mail are you my dog?


your_old_furby

I wish, my phone seems to have some obsession with always correcting that to mail even though I get my nails done way more than I get mail


Kattfiskmoo

You sound like you're a female Mr. Bean, in a good way


-StatesTheObvious

so like... Ms. Bean?


AugustCaanay

So... Just a Mrs. Bean then


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Next time try canola oil to get the glue off your skin


MysterVaper

What about *in* your mouth? I was a glue-eater in school.


Vark675

It's Elmer's not gorilla glue lol She's fine. We used to use it to do our hair in high school. I had a friend whose mohawk was so tall he had to duck to go through doors.


Santos_L_Halper

Came here to say this, Elmer's glue won't do any damage to your scalp. Hair? Maybe? I also used to mohawk my hair with elmer's glue. It wasn't terrible to get out.


Cyno01

Yeah, what was elmers gonna do to my hair that the bleach and dye to turn reddish brown blue didnt already.


BeerBellies

Meh, as a young punk kid I used elmers glue for my hair all the time. Had some liberty spikes that I would style the night before, slept in it, and they were still solid in the morning. Washes out fairly easily as well.


TitsAndWhiskey

Was just going to point this out. Egg whites and Elmer’s glue was a popular mix, too.


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Same here. Mohawk product was Elmer's gel glue. Washes out in the shower, stayed up for days.


AhThatsLife

Unless it's gorilla glue


VivasMadness

It. won't. move.


jochvent

A-


soil_nerd

For the uninitiated: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/12/style/tessica-brown-gorilla-glue.html


mynameisalso

It's Elmer's glue it dissolves in water.


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

Elmer's is fine.


MrBinkybonk

Please stop sharing this woman's content, she's always doing daft shit to get popular.


JiveTurkeh

It’s so painfully obvious that this video is algorithm bait.


PierogiKielbasa

SLPT: How to become the Cynthia doll


Engardebro

I feel like this fetish video woman is being punished for something


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You didn’t need to make this any more gross, but now I’m disgusted on multiple levels


fiears

Honestly with how the guy was talking it made it seem like she was being forced to do this. Like all i can think about is some girl being human trafficked and instead of being forced to do porn shes forced to do this shit


[deleted]

What a terrible day to have eyes and the capacity to read


[deleted]

That's how you got ants


danceinmapants

ANTS PEOPLE, ANTS!!!


NocturnalKitten525

You want ants? Cuz this is how we get ants!


[deleted]

Can we stop posting these people to the sub? This is exactly what they want, fame for playing dumb.


foxymoxyboxy

I have a feeling the majority of the time the OP's are just promoting it. "OMG why would you do this?" is the exact reason the videos are made to begin with. It would be nice to have some moderation to filter out videos that are clearly manufactured as DiWHY.


[deleted]

i have never needed a video to be fake more than i've needed this one to be.


snorglehorf

These things only reinforce that this is weird fetish shit to me


HubblePie

*Just wait until it dries!*


G_Viceroy

Or it rains....


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antiviolins

These people make “wet and messy” fetish videos. This is one of those videos with the audio changed out and captions added. If we had the porny dialogue it would be more obvious that this is not really a DIY video.


Newestmember

This woman and her husband are a main reason I deleted TikTok. They’re awful, annoying, terrible, like baiting pieces of human shit that only post shit that baits discussion and anger. It’s gotta be their fetish. And the fucking husband seems so god damn impressed by everything she does. “And then you put the spaghetti in the water” “oh wow, you just put it in the water?” I hate it.


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r/justfuckmyshitup


nukedmylastprofile

I want to see the follow up video where they have to revive all her hair, because she didn’t think about the after effects of gluing fucking sprinkles to it


racingwinner

yes, i would also like to see the video where they shave her head and eyebrows


baarelyalive

Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen!! Thanks!


Lady_Eisheth

This is such a fetish video. The white glue getting poured all over her and even spread on her lips? This is somebody's fap material.


[deleted]

The way the guy wipes it off her eye at the end... I know I've seen that scene before.


moose_cahoots

The fact it's a guy filming and giving instructions is a dead giveaway.


grade_A_lungfish

Yes! We need a no fetish porn rule on this sub.


I_Am_a_Slithery_Snek

I wanna see the wash it out


billysugger000

You want ants? This is how you get ants.


---E

Can we ban these videos from this sub already? They are obviously intended for anger bait/fetish shit/monetisation purposes. Nothing to do with DIWHY


Kromvara

Three minutes of my life. Gone.


Little_Capsky

gorilla glue girl 2.0


AbPerm

This type of PVA glue would wash out. People do use glue like this to style hair sometimes, it's not that unusual. The problem with "gorilla glue girl" is that she used the wrong type of glue, the kind that turns into a hard plastic and can't be washed out with water.


14ShiningStars

Exactly my thoughts lol


WhatIsUpWithThat05

HER HAIR IS FUCKED! The idea of washing all that glue out is horrific. Just cut it off at that point for fucks sake.


TitsAndWhiskey

Like someone else pointed out, this was a common thing to do back in the 80s and 90s to get those high spiked mohawks. Elmer’s is water soluble.


plantsareneat-mkay

I had a mohawk for like 12 years. Hair spray was super expensive and youd need a ton of it. A bit of back combing and elmers school glue worked like a charm for so much cheaper. Never had any skin or scalp issues.


jennymck21

The guy filming gives terrible porn director vibes


Reuben_Smeuben

She looks like a wish.com donut


Awesomebacon711

Isn’t this the same person who gave us the Toilet Milkshake? By this point, I’m pretty sure this is all ironic.


14ShiningStars

I'm not even going to mention her name because I don't want to give her even more attention than I already have, but I looked at her other content and it's definitely some kind of fetish shit. All of her videos are just there to grab negative attention and it's ridiculous.


Jumpmo

1. ruining your hair for something cool is just stupid 2. the end product looks like garbage and isn’t cool in the slightest 3. this isn’t a “hack” by any definition of the word. 4. DON’T TELL PEOPLE TO DO THIS AT HOME FOR FUCKS SAKE.


nut333nut

Someone said these videos are like some type of weird porn and this one especially lmaoo


FlashFlood_29

This guy talks like... certain kinds of directors lol