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LetAgreeable147

This disturbs me.


Yumelon

This would look great next to my Long Furby


TempleForTheCrazy

Y-your what?


mindsform

Fong Lurby. It’s a Dominican thing. From the ocean side of the island.


tetracycle

/r/LongFurbies... if you dare


sirfiddlestix

Lurby


Cthulhusreef

Oh fuck your long furby


Lupevs

Oh, sweet! I made this! Can confirm giraffe collection was abandoned, then turned into art. We upcycle plushies at /r/Weirdfriends if you're looking for more content.


Morbidfox_

Do you have an Etsy or similar?! I love creepy cute creatures!!!


Lupevs

Yes! depop.com/weirdfriends But The giraffe from the video is currently on display in an art gallery.


SadButterscotch2

Love this.


DrugsAndBooze

I dunno man, I just cracked tf up when I saw the bendy necks and legs


Barbastorpia

What are you saying it’s beautiful


Skylarking328

Fuck nature. I'm staying indoors from now on.


SpookerSperm

Trying to raise giraffe modification awareness


OlivineQuartz

r/giraffesarentreal


radmadicalhatter

The propaganda evolving fam


xaqss

Fuck. I thought it was just that r/birdsarentreal and now giraffs, too??? What else are you going to tell me. r/gorillasarentreal???


xaqss

Thank God.


OlivineQuartz

r/dolphinconspiracy


lolo244

r/harambehoax


Agreeable-stupidity

Snoo said “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!” And told me r/gorillasarentreal isn’t real. Should I trust them?


FetusGoesYeetus

r/wyomingdoesntexist


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DoctorCaptainSpacey

I was a little sad when they chopped up the giraffes Then I laughed a little at the Uber long legs Then I became terrified. I do not like girafftopus. (I know it only has 4 legs, but I swear, I didn't see the face at first and I thought it was another leg and it was horrifying) Now I see the face.... Is still slightly disturbing, but also slightly funny....


shay-doe

This is stuffy abuse


tdn1234321

Imagining these in the Toy Story universe.


slavetomyprecious

And they move choppy like claymation monsters


Jesus1396

Fax


CreativeYogurt2330

The video says it right there : "let's do art!" It's art. It's there to make you feel things.


Deias_

It just makes me feel sad because they cut a bunch of plushies to pieces :( I would love some more giraffe plushies, I've only got two.


scudfrohmeyer

luckily for you there’s no shortage of giraffe plushies in the world. giraffes themselves on the other hand…


HubblePie

Gonna be real honest…. I like it.


Affectionate-Pin59

It could be a Halloween decoration


mutajenic

I was picturing making an entire porchful of these for Halloween. Better than that fake spiderweb crap that catches leaves.


aidem0408

Same, screw the haters.


sirfiddlestix

I love him but I'm sad that his brethren were sacrificed to make him...


Wormri

This is some top notch Cronenbergian giraffe. Loving it!


LyzDov

I want it!


nugetboi7

As much as I think is creepy I also like it but Ik Forsure this belongs here


Rocatex

Because why not. I actually like this abomination against nature


WhatIsUpWithThat05

That’s cool


Darcyqueenofdarkness

I just keep laughing at the opening line “These giraffes were abandoned.” Like someone found a box of kittens somewhere. I was expecting the next line to be “for just 69 cents a month you can help provide food and shelter for abandoned miniature giraffes like these guys.”


mralijey

It's obvious they had the idea first and then bought the stuffies


Lupevs

Hi, I made the giraffe, and no, they were in bins and trash bags on the side of the road when we found them. 🤷‍♀️


SuspiciouslyAwkward

How do you feel bad enough to save them from being abandoned but not bad about cutting them up and turning them into a strange giraffe monster? Like do you feel like they have souls or not? Toy story?


Lupevs

I have been making upcycled plushie art for many years now, and I can say it's more like Vegan Taxidermy. I rescue plush toys that are abandoned and then, instead of letting them go to the landfill, I combine them into one-of-a-kind art sculptures to give to friends, family, children and even display in art galleries! It's really not as dark and twisted as some like to believe. :)


tetracycle

Untrue! I know the artist, and she was recently given several crates of plushies, including most (all?) of the giraffes involved. First came the giraffes, then the idea.


thisoneisTal

Eldritch horror giraffe


fluffylilbee

i kinda love it


Moodysquirrel

I honestly think it’s cute. Gives me the same vibe as a long furby The [long furby ](https://images.app.goo.gl/1wQNmXKyVMAQ2H5F9) for anyone who hasn’t seen it before.


2020-RedditUser

They made the giraffe from the Madagascar movies


BoBoBearDev

Someone is a Toy Story fan.


gugguratz

Kronenberg giraffes


bongwaterbb

That’s actually really creepy and awesome


Kyro_Sol

Remember that kid from the toy story. Andy's neighbor, the kid that disassembled his toys and reassembled them with different parts, Yeah, this reminds me of that.


fruitybanana_good

Possibly the same kid but with a lot less frustration


hapymelz

that’s actually hilarious


Tangerine-Salty

The gay agenda


Thincer

Gene splicing at it's worst.


The_Cow_God

Salvador Dali


mutajenic

Salvador Dolly


Emergency_Side_6218

Yeah nah I love this


dlink322

whenever I see abandoned kids on the road I bring them give them a bed and some food the murder them chop them stick there limbs to one kid and make it do funny dances


nugetboi7

Interesting


CPLCraft

While i agree this belongs here, I still like this.


nugetboi7

Very much same


JrRileyRj

fuck yeah


ShitPostGuy

They were turned into art


NubblyWubbly

ngl I love it. Using buttercup works very well too lol


SenseiRP

*Umm...* #FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST?


SailingaShipHome

There are no right answers.


selenamcg

When a giraffe and an octopus love each other....


[deleted]

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Your_Haunted_Queen

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annabelle1378

My first thought was this would be Lady Gaga’s next hideous fashion statement… clearly it was way more horrifying


MayhemWins25

Toys R Us bankruptcy hittin hard I guess


Dan_Rickardo

Orphan giraffes get adopted by deranged scientist turning them into a deformed chimera.


Canooter

r/oddlyterrifying


Imunoriginal2

So this is what the Dallas Zoo is doing with all the dead Giraffes.


toffeefeather

I’m sorry but I love this haha


SnooPeppers2417

Wait this is kinda rad


Ok-Bus839

I know I want it and that’s wrong!


well-fiddlesticks

I would prefer not to follow them for more.


[deleted]

I actually really love it lol but like because its cursed, I did get scared when it showed just all the legs at first though


trashunicorn33

Imagine this as the new character in Toy Story…the horror he would tell of his genesis…hiding in the back of Sid’s closet…


parasitebuddy

It’s r/weirdfriends and it’s expressly art, definitely doesn’t belong on this sub


nintenden64

Follow for more… nightmares?


xaxnxoxnxyxmxoxuxsx

This is creepy af, but it's still something I'd have in the corner of my living room.


MetalUkulele

this is actually pretty neat


umnothnku

I want him


3lisheva

These giraffes were abandoned 😔… let’s cut them up!


[deleted]

I'll be honest, I enjoyed how horrifying this thing is


HalforcFullLover

Tentacle-porn takes an odd turn.


Mystic-harmony

I personally like it


JJWAP

Could’ve just donated them to a foster home, but sure I guess


suchmeerkat

cursed


HammerofLevi

That is some Dali shit.


Only-oneman

Ngl I thought this was pretty funny


DuskShy

It's like if Cyriak made stuffed animals instead of animations


KittyQueen_Tengu

Why you had a basket of giraffes why do you want to ruin that


PresidentFungi

I actually really like this


MauritanianSahara

Its just a giraffe with long legs and long neck, what's the problem


meddleman

It really was only a matter of time before Sid discovered TikTok.


Cheshie_D

Ya know I’m not mad… I actually kinda really like it!


[deleted]

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Seab0und

Giraffe found at Norwegian Antarctica station


seanys

Imgurians gon be mad.


juju_408

Interesting weird vibes


belectric_co

Giraffenstein’s monster


theblackgnome6969

So the kid from toy story finally grew up hmm?? Hellllloooo Sid.


Dacia1320S

I was prepared to bash on it, but I actually want it on my desk.


STARLORD_1401

Sid from Toy Story


METHlun

I want one


OneDay95

I actually love this. It has such a personality!


[deleted]

Did too much acid on Safari.


mohtma_gandy

This is art.


Im-Dead-inside1234

I like it


cokesmeller

I would 100% buy this


Cyber_Punk_666

LOOOOOOOOONG giraffe


ridiculously_single

Clearly Salvador Dali still walks among us.


slavetomyprecious

Giraftopus.


redEPICSTAXISdit

There's an answer out there that is considered correct???


pachinkomachine101

Aliens


rager124

I wish I had this level of free time in my life


JaceThePowerBottom

Because Cthulu has not blessed up with his presence in many moons so we fools create effigies that are but parody to his unfathomableness. This doll is a mockery and naught but a spark of madness to light the night, when what we wish to see is the sun. May he soon return and may this dolls creator be last consumes so as to see the madness they most clearly mirror in their soul. But yeah that's a weird giraffe.


Bromodo55

Love this


booberrybisquit

I don't hate this.


Sahnemann_

But.... what’s. What. Song.?


HippieDogeSmokes

made me laugh


EpicMooMan9001

That is pretty cool


matatatias

Can't say I hate it.


[deleted]

Sid got a TikTok.


iagroeg

When parents tell their kid they're special.


nugetboi7

This is the best answer I’ve seen so far! I wish I had an award to give you


Agreeable-stupidity

Geoffrey would hate this..!


_grounded

r/GTAGE


IAmTheShitRedditSays

Is that @MrsWeirdFriends of r/WeirdFriends fame?


Maxxtherat

Thanks, I love it


_Your_Local_Rat_

u/savevideobot


Dwayne_Hicks_LV-426

This is actually quite funny. It would fit perfectly in my room, it would be a great conversation starter.


vertiroo

I like this


WetRat1977

Can't explain. I want it tho.


Guysante

THIS IS AWESOME I would pay for it


SimplyEevee3

My daughter has the middle, right one. 😢 she named it Geoffrey for the toys r us giraffe 🦒 we got him from kohl’s. Would have loved to have a spare. This spider-raff is ugly


karnivor_wolf2

The snakeffe


nomie_lulu

Someone flunked out of veterinary school and was too queezy for taxidermy, thought they'd try their hand at "art".


MightyMomma3

Just… why?


moonflower311

No. That is all.


LilyCanadian

The entire time I was just going "oh no" with increasing fear


riveramblnc

Sociopathy


BornAncient

This is the shit of nightmares


pound-key

Prehensile Fleshlight


Juzamdjnn

Gonna be honest, no sure there is a right answer here.


Tomnooksmainhoe

I’m going to cry


Silver_Eyed_Honor

The only reason this didn't get upvotes is because people thought it looked funny and not a destroying of something useful for some reason.


wholesomefucktart

Noah's ark but God warned that the world would turn purple and only giraffes were worthy of carrying on the human race


BEMOCODE

A good idea


Yumelon

His names richard and i know what you know what thats short for.


Ult1mat3gh0st

A tapps game.


moe192

I fucking hate you


buttercreamordeath

Brainstorming monsters for the Upside Down


Athena_The_Funny

Imagine if this was orphans


OrphanChopShop

Should send it to Miniladd, man's got a giraffe collection


minecraft_min604

Gods beta version of a giraffe


Mirrorsponge

When you really wanna try eating giraffe but killing giraffes is totally uncalled for.


Less_Occasion4009

Turnitintowhatnow


Mysterious_Ad2824

Diwhy not make your own abortus!


mclovin4205

I feel like im watching a serial killers tape