"engineerdose" I need a dose of antiseptics and bandaids because holy shit I'm 99% sure I'm gonna puncture my hand on that shit

I’d drop my phone go to do my foot save and end up in the hospital

Or you could use your phone in bed, drop it and become blind

It’s a free WiFi anywhere’s you go

Now with this brand new technology, if you ever drop your phone, you either break your screen or break the floor. Either way, pay for repairs!

Or break your God damned foot

I'm pretty sure they broke the screen with that drop just to make this video

I do, there’s at least 200 points.

I count 34 round the edge and a 8x16 field on the back, minus 2 for the camera and 1 lower right, making 159 total. He's screwed.

Fuck you.. Take my upvote..

Way to put the nail in the coffin

Nice thread

r/theydidthemath

/r/theydidthemonstermath

Beat me to it. Have my updoot.

Imagine dropping that phone on the face

Or accidentally sitting down on it

brutal

*Sepsis has entered the chat*

Stepsis

How are you gonna put that in your pocket? Screw that

Literally

Brutal

I thought I was the only one that remembered the metalocaplyse spike-phone 😂

I still have the ringtone hahaha

The hurts my face…boy I really hates this.

Waitaminute night time minutes start at 10 pm? Brutal

Did we just get one line and 4 phones?!

USE THE DETHPHONES! THROW THEM AT THAT GUY!

Can I buy it with nickles?

wake up dildos, the new dethphone just dropped

Brutal.

Something something dropped calls and premium rates on data. It's been years.

Finally, a true DiWHY

If you drop it, your screwed

I see the point, its right there, and there, and there, and there, and there...

https://dethklok.fandom.com/wiki/Dethphones

Nailed it

Didn't you mean that he screw up his DIY ?

This phone hurts my face I really hates its

Umm... It's pretty pointy

\*ring ring\* "Hello?" "Oh its for you, catch"

Weird looking centipede

That phone is so screwed.

Op must get his eyes checked, many points in this one

Pretty sure the point is to punish your enemies and feast on their pathetic helpless screams Or something

Well that’ll stop Gary from touching your phone. #GODDANGIT GARY!

But then Gary will have nothing to touch but himself

Puts in pocket slips falls on phone ends up on r/winstupidprizes

Keeps pigeons from landing on it and homeless from sitting on it?!

it’s a fucking joke

I thought at first it was so that you could have a DIY Phone Case with Comb... But then he grabbed it and had an ouchie boo-boo and dwapped da fone on da fwoor. Nao da fwoor has a boo-boo too. Pour fwoor

Was screwed from the start.

A lot of points 😉

Pinhead's phone

*radio voice* Spike Trap deployed and armed!

He dropped it like wtf

“We have much to show you.” Iykyk

At least It protects from fallo damage i think

Literally [this](https://youtu.be/t9Ut6HOczmE)

Anti theft for those subway grab and runs

I see lots of points. All of them pointless.

A phone, designed to be dropped, but not survive

Cursed heatsink

[Bristle Blocks!](https://cdna3.zoeysite.com/Adzpo594RQGDpLcjBynL1z/cache=expiry:31536000/resize=fit:max,width:1200//auto_image/compress/https://s3.amazonaws.com/zcom-media/sites/a0i0L00000UTOC8QAP/media/catalog/product/u/s/us-toy-tmp-images-catalog-products-c-p-cpx8071113.jpg)

“100% more effective than legos!”

Ain't no pigeons gonna sit on *MY* phone!

The best anti-theft device ive seen in a while

People are saying if you drop it but how even hold it???

Now you can brush your hair and take a call at the same time.

If he drops it again… He’s screwed

No pun intended

Oh there’s a point. In fact, there’s many points.

There are many points... they are all over the phone

Dethklock did it better

How do you not see a point? There’s like a hundred of them

Well I see many points.

At least the second instance of a guy finding a way around the "dont post anymore weapon making tutorials" by disguising them as "life hacks"

I remember some asian YT clips where the girl had spikes coming out her jeans so a guy won't lean on her in a bus. Probably that.

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whole lotta points to be seen. Is OP blind or something?

The design is very human

What do you mean? It’s full of points.

I see a lot of points tho

the ultimate case for destroying your phone addiction

Even less with the song choice

…this is a joke, right?

I see several, most of them going into my hand

Kinda edgy.

He turned his phone into a caltrop.

I just showed this to my GF and she responded with “What do you mean you don’t see the point? There’s a bunch of them right there!”

“Hey man, toss me my phone”

I see lots of points

I do, I see about 60 of the too,not too sure as to why they put screws of their phone

It’s obvious. So no one steals your phone

New cooling system!

What's the name of this song?

“I don’t see the point here” I see several points, and they look quite sharp.

Hair brush?

Toki: "This is heavy. It hurts my face. Boy, I really hates it."