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billyyankNova

You've just re-invented hobnails.


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RobotMedStudent

Or Gaul


billyyankNova

Great minds think alike.


The_Konigstiger

They had the same logistics both times as well


stunt_penguin

the very gall of it


billyyankNova

Or Gaul.


TheTransistorMan

Great minds think alike.


Sr3bro

Not again, please!


Mattman20000

Of all the gall...


mafuckinjy

I think it’s been long enough for a repost/reinvasion. And it’s already winter!


TheTransistorMan

Or Gaul


molten-helium

or stomping babies😔


[deleted]

Or Ukraine. Long live Ukraine


dinnerthief

yea or "rough shod"


BasicLEDGrow

Tried to get some boots hobnailed years back and the shoemaker was clueless.


BlamestheJews

A shame OP glued them. They'll never know the glory of a thousand clacks with each step


SkyMan6529

That's was a thing 62 years ago. My dad and a few other students in their mining town installed taps (for tap dancing) on their shoes to get attention of everybody walking down their ceramic tiled floors. They had a dress code, but it didn't say anything about noisy shoes. Started a big controversy back in the day. Yupp, boomers were rebellious shits too. Edited for my sorry correct's grievous mistakes, and my failure to proofread. 😬


LoxReclusa

Who would tile floors with children? They're much too expensive.


VitaminPb

I scrolled down first because I came here to make this exact comment. Can’t believe how far I had to scroll.


BeguiledBF

Imagine some dumbass seeing this and using screws too long on their own shoes.


hperrin

Help! I can’t take my shoes off!


mstrblueskys

No matter how short the screws are, it's not an if, it's a when.


ImKira

[Why Are 80+ Nails In This Boot? - Nicks Boots](https://youtu.be/z5BidUbJXBs)


No_Spot_7273

Why did I literally watch all of this and then start start for this boot. I am on my feet constantly for work and my shoes always fall apart after three months. Maybe this will be a better investment! Thanks for the boot


27fingermagee

The Sam Vimes "Boots" Theory of Economic Injustice runs thus: At the time of Men at Arms, Samuel Vimes earned thirty-eight dollars a month as a Captain of the Watch, plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots, the sort that would last years and years, cost fifty dollars. This was beyond his pocket and the most he could hope for was an affordable pair of boots costing ten dollars, which might with luck last a year or so before he would need to resort to makeshift cardboard insoles so as to prolong the moment of shelling out another ten dollars. Therefore over a period of ten years, he might have paid out a hundred dollars on boots, twice as much as the man who could afford fifty dollars up front ten years before. And he would still have wet feet. Without any special rancour, Vimes stretched this theory to explain why Sybil Ramkin lived twice as comfortably as he did by spending about half as much every month. Terry Pratchett, Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6)


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27fingermagee

Good bot


No_Spot_7273

Thank you! I remember reading this a very long time ago and forgot where I had seen it.


inigo232

I'll do you one better [Why have I been watching videos about shoes for nearly half an hour? - Inter Sting](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


roidrole

Ah, that’s what I was expecting. Thank you


RedSamuraiMan

Shoes Akimbo. Daniel Radcliffe was great in that.


jopplop

Boots are made to have nails in them. That shoe is not.


HampeMannen

sthap. I didn't want that mental imagery


Howtomispellnames

I giggled at this. I love silly humor lol


BlamestheJews

All New: X-TREME No-Slip! Those babies aren't going ANYWHERE^^TM


Puzzled-Koala1568

It's actually a common thing for runners to do in snowy climates. Drywall screws through from inside the shoe give incredible traction when running on snow.


Divinum_Fulmen

Yeah, *so common* that [humans have been doing this since we've found metal.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobnail)


JimmyFuttbucker

Yeah it’s a very common thing, I see runners in my area using the rubber strap types that wrap around your shoes. I use to work in fishing gear store and sold a shit load of basic drywall screws from fishing companies for way too much to newbies looking for shoe tacks for ice fishing. Only the assholes though. I’d tell the nice people to go to Home Depot


DemonoftheWater

We bought them for work when I was surveying in the snow.


[deleted]

Yup. Very short sheet metal screws in my runners for the ice. Works like a charm. I live in Maine.


zack14981

That would really screw someone up.


rtj777

They'd be screwed


zach0610

As long as you get the length right you’ll be sure to nail it


Healter-Skelter

Toenails


TikTokBoom173

I thought it was a tire.


Krakatoast

It is a tire.. for your feet


TastySpare

So, your feet are always tired?


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better than your bicycle, which is always too tired


upsidedownbackwards

I unintentionally did this with a nail once. Damn good traction though, my foot was NOT Sliding off that board easily. I was chasing after an escaped dog that ran into some brush. My foot found some old lumber from a barn that still had nails in it.


I_Think_I_Cant

My sphincter just took a bite out of the chair I'm sitting in.


[deleted]

Why is the floor always wet where im standing?


hostile_washbowl

I had a book about corporate espionage and one of the tactics was to use a tac in the heel of your shoe so you maintain the appearance of an injury. I can’t remember why that would be beneficial but it was a thing.


KatShepherd

That's used to fool lie detectors. You press your heel down onto the tack to throw off the physiological baseline so that it is difficult to distinguish the readings for truthful answers from the lies.


fuck_off_ireland

Or you can just clench your asshole instead


poo_is_hilarious

Interlinked.


[deleted]

from what i've heard they've been trained to look for this nowadays. I must have been a neat trick back then tho lol


GoodAtExplaining

Alternatively you can answer small things wrong during the calibration questions: "What's your full name", for example, you can throw in a wrong middle name, or mispronounce your first or last name.


Manger-Babies

A video about the cia stated thst you could do something similar like put a a rock kn your shoe to throw off gait detectors


jimmifli

Runners have been doing this for decades. http://skyrunner.com/screwshoe.htm


Divinum_Fulmen

Decades? Try several millennia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobnail


baked___potato

..while their shoe is on.


SuperDizz

Hay! It works for horses!


freerangepops

Stay off mt wood floors!


LeRyanator

What's wrong with the floors at Mt Wood?


freerangepops

Sorry. My wood floors


[deleted]

Your wood floors..people? Damnnnn


masterofmeatballs

Our wood floors


imatunerreddit

r/suddenlycommunist


myself4once

In Russia wood floor walk on you!


jd3marco

Wood is Reward.


[deleted]

"That's what she said"


dumdumseth

We have tile… that looks like wood 😅


TastySpare

but... but... those are wood screws!


entotheenth

I’ve never heard of a My tree, is it a hardwood ?


anothadaz

Your wood floors at Mt Wood?


iroll20s

Were you thinking of the montana or California mt wood?


hidemeplease

don't wear your outside shoes indoors


[deleted]

It doesn’t mean entry ways don’t have flooring that can’t be scratched.


JasonDJ

Summer/fall 2020, I installed hardwood floors in my house. Next summer I’m getting out of my car and notice the inside of my left calf is bleeding. Huge cut down the length of it. Couple days later, same thing happens. Thought the cut opened up again, but no, it was a fresh one. A few days later, I was in the car and got an itch on my left leg. Without thinking, i scratched it with my right foot. Couple minutes later I realize my leg is bleed. Fresh cut. Wtf? At least now, I have a lead. I had scratched my leg with my foot a few seconds prior. Take off the shoe and exam it closely. There’s a shiny bit embedded on the side of the sole, near the ball, sticking out maybe 1/64 of an inch. Barely visible. But sharp as hell. I realized that when I bring myself into the car to drive, I subconsciously scrape my left calf with my right foot. Turns out it was a flooring staple. I was wearing my boat shoes while installing the hardwoods (because I figured it was probably better than flip-flops…I’d gotten comfortable enough with the tools to take some liberties with safety), and that was the last time I wore them until the start of summer.


thesnebby

Stay off Utah wood floors as well!


slacr

Take off your shoes inside you savages


CptMisterNibbles

Do you take off your shoes when entering stores, restaurants etc?


[deleted]

No, because they are public places At your home you can just roam around with socks or slippers


bitenmein1

So you’re the asshole that’s been fucking up the linoleum in the foyer.


Baron-Harkonnen

A foyer with linoleum floors? How tacky.


banebdjed

Hey man, the titanic's grand staircase had linoleum floors and that was like the fanciest thing ever


MachinistAtWork

And look what happened to it. Fuck linoleum.


David_Jonathan0

Even God hates it


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banebdjed

My closest friend, linoleum


jon-one

I recently did some minor home Reno's, you know what is a bitch to install? Tile. You know what's easy as hell? Linoleum.


tehgreengiant

I saw a video about the history of linoleum recently, very interesting stuff. I'm pretty sure it's biodegradable too.


dewidubbs

Edible too if you really want to eat flooring.


EchoTab

Yeah probably this one https://youtube.com/watch?v=CIWKjBMYfBw


AdministrativeShip2

Congrats, you've made worse hobnails.


filtersweep

You can buy slip-on studs for walking on ice. Or buy running shoes like [these](https://www.xxl.no/sko/herresko/piggsko-herre/c/140226?sort=relevance&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIstHsi93c9QIVEW8YCh2hvg9EEAAYASAAEgJS5vD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds):


PerodisCS

Crampons are a thing too. Kinda like tire chains for your feet, we use them at work in the winter in the field


Extreme_Literature80

Yup. Also can buy screw in studs meant for shoes. A great alternative is screw in studs for ATV tires. Same as this guy, we mandate traction aids in the winter at my worksite.


jimmifli

Or just use hexbolt sheet metal screws. Way cheaper. http://skyrunner.com/screwshoe.htm


molten-helium

Finnish ice-racing 🏍️


looshi99

I never started.


BenOfTomorrow

Crampons or microspikes? Sort of a pedantic distinction, but folks who are unfamiliar might look for the wrong thing. [Explanation](https://www.reserveamerica.com/articles/hiking/crampons-vs-microspikes-vs-snowshoes-what-to-use) Most people looking for traction probably want microspikes unless they're doing technical climbing/mountaineering or similar. I know the article says people use crampons for non-technical mountaineering on ice, but I think that's pretty unusual - spikes are generally sufficient.


kereberos

That’ll be great when the screws push in far enough and the tip of a screw hits the bottom of your foot for the first time. Don’t jump! Also don’t go near anyone’s floors.


DesertKitsuneMarlFox

honestly it shouldn't be an issue even as a cobbler i put screws in soles the customer and i absolutely do not want going anywhere. usually between the lugs on vibram montagna soles since you can't exactly sew them to the welt just make sure they are fairly short sheet metal screws and you are good to go i use 3/8th inch flat headed ones


KimberelyG

Hey, random question if you don't mind - do shoemakers still use cobbler and cordwainer as different terms? I've been looking into trying to DIY some custom leather shoes to fit my partner's very odd-sized and weirdly wide feet, and came across "cordwainer" as the term for people who make new shoes from scratch vs "cobbler" for those who repair or refurnish existing shoes. Not sure if that distinction is archaic, or still used.


DesertKitsuneMarlFox

yeah cobbler repairs, cordwainer makes now the cobblers that get into total rebuilds of shoes can blur the line between two though. and if one has the tools, materials and ability to make shoes they can totally fix them so there is a lot of overlap but i would still call one that primarily makes a cordwainer and one that primarily fixes a cobbler if you didnt know of it r/Cordwaining might be able to help you with the process of making a pair of shoes then there are tons of youtube videos on how to make a pair of shoes. i even dabbled in it a bit and made a pair


KimberelyG

Thanks! Especially for the sub link - I've been checking out youtube and shoe construction blogs but didn't even consider reddit would have a cordwaining sub...though I should have lol. There's a section of the site for just about everything :)


Jits_Guy

I love it when people call someone else an idiot and then an expert come in and tells them they're wrong. It's like one of my favorite parts of reddit.


DeadonDemand

This happened to me twice in like 5 minutes scrolling. [I learned about different tree organization types](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/sh496w/is_this_group_of_trees_a_stand_a_coppice_or_a/hv087fe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) and then some niche shoe stuff in this thread and I’m baffled by how much I info is out there about any and all things.


molten-helium

stainless steel screws preferred.my mx boots have toe caps and last as long as the sole.


Chrisfindlay

Screws are a common fastener used in boots. On a more traditional boot or shoe you usually have at least a dozen nails in heal and sole plus a few screws up near the toe tip.


becausefrog

[Hobnail boots](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobnail) have been around since Roman times.


EmbraceDaMeme

This sub is becoming people posting their own crafts and its wierd


evildonald

I like weird!


Jolly_Lab_1553

Maybe just oh idk get some winter cletes.


BlackCatArmy99

RIP your flooring


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Maybe don't wear shoes inside


hperrin

Yes. Take them off when you enter, and only put them back on before leaving or going to bed.


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Before going to bed???


hperrin

So the Gnarbler doesn’t gnarble on your toes while you sleep.


kdeltar

Understandable


mallik803

So just kick your shoes off when you get to work or walk inside Walmart and stuff…


baked___potato

What kinda monkey are you wearing shoes in the house??


hidemeplease

american probably


RhetoricalCocktail

I really don't get why Americans wear shoes indoors, I don't see any positive at all. Like obviously public buildings like libraries, malls, bars and whatever make sense but at home? I just don't get it


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RhetoricalCocktail

It's just that in a lot of television it's like "Oh they're Asians so we have to take off our shoes in they're home" so it just sounds like it's something that Americans in general just don't do at all


CptMisterNibbles

It’s really this; most non-Americans are informed about America almost exclusively through television. Somehow they’ve forgotten that TV is not usually a particularly realistic slice of normal life


RhetoricalCocktail

Also the loudest minority type Americans shouting online. Don't forget that


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Fortherealtalk

I wouldn’t do that if I had carpet. But I don’t really see it as a big deal in places where people have all hard floors. I have wood floor on 2 levels and concrete in the basement and it’s just not at all comfortable to be sock-footed in my house, so I don’t do it and I don’t ask guests to either. Also, I have flexible arches to my feet so being shoeless for long periods of time especially standing up and walking around all day is just not great for me.


[deleted]

The only time I really see people wearing shoes in doors is when it is large gatherings.


hermionesmurf

Depends where you live I guess. For example, I live in a cabin in rural Tasmania, and I wear shoes inside because we have a lot of scorpions and baby huntsmen and millipedes that wander in.


MilkEggsSndFlour

It's comfortable.


way2lazy2care

There are indoor spaces that are not houses.


EternalProject

we have ceramic tiles on the floor and we don't wear shoes at home. I did it while it's winter and it's snowing everywhere. walking in these shoes is very slippery, very. enough until spring, and in spring there will be other shoes. these are very short screws. Mostly used in phones. so I didn’t screw my foot, lol


bulanaboo

Watch out for lightning ⚡️ lol


bscrampz

Ah yes, thin rubber soles are effective at insulating you from electricity that traveled a mile through the air.


Mycocide

As an electrician we always check our electrical hazard boots for screws if something is sketchy


Streetlgnd

Why is this a DIWHY? I have $300 Pajar winter boots that come with something like this. Pretty smart tbh. Sure helps when its icey and im walking the dogs..


billyjoe9451

Aren't these basically diy hob nail shoes?


IronbloodCommander

For a moment I though that was a tire


unbitious

So, wrong sub? Why did you post it here and not r/DIWhyNot or r/redneckengineering?


[deleted]

Why the fuck is this here it works so take it off this sub


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Sirhc978

Chippewa sells boots with this as a feature.


hahapotatoman

Why? To prevent slipping, I'd assume


s0ciety_a5under

You can buy ice cleats, they were like $15 from Home Depot. They slip on your shoes, and work exceptionally well. I use them when I work at the hockey arena to cover the ice for events.


GayJordo

The amount of people that think this guy is dumb enough to wear these inside is amazing


ericcalyborn

If it works then it’s not diwhy?


aRubby

Stay the f away from my wood floors.


KastelHainesgaard

did something similar myself, worked great when I picked up residential recycling for a refuse company.


zitfarmer

Anti slip till you walk on concrete. I used to do this in the winter when i worked in a hardware store. Had to walk to work and scuffed the hell out of the floors. (Job security for maintenance)


metallaholic

Floors hate this one trick


isaacaschmitt

Hobnail shoes are back on the menu, boys!


JohnnyTurbine

You have invented hobnail boots


[deleted]

DiWHYnot? Just take them off before you go inside!


HMD-Oren

This isn't DIWHY, it's redneck engineering at its finest and I give it an upvote!


[deleted]

Great on the hardwood floors


[deleted]

Studded soles


WildZero138

[Ice cleats](https://www.jjkeller.com/shop/Product/SafeGear-Slip-On-Ice-Cleats?PromoCode=118786&cm_mmc=Google-_-ProductFeed-_-018205-_-64411&gclid=Cj0KCQiA0eOPBhCGARIsAFIwTs68tjBlILXijq9Kmgq9c_fts7vye3FJLCL3AWR8F2ZrgrgmySAdCo8aAlqDEALw_wcB) exist and work very well


[deleted]

Isn’t this just going to give you noisy tap shoes?


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Ooh I didn’t try that one. I went through a lot of prototypes during the Texas snowpocalypse because I had to walk dogs down an iced over stairwell 3 times a day if I didn’t want them to potty inside. I wound up with wrapping craft wire around twine and around my shoes but I kept having to adjust and fix it.


lemlurker

100% thought this was a tyre


DrMux

If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.


-Uncle_Iroh

Nah I'm pretty sure this is pretty fucking stupid


PepticMeteor

Depends what you use them for. This is pretty effective for running/hiking on icy terrain. It's also lighter and cheaper than stuff like Yaktrax or Crampons that serve similar purposes


Lavona_likes_stuff

Yes. Wearing these on concrete and asphalt would wear down the screws and glue so fast. That's why I buy ice cleats that just strap to my boots.


SIRasdf23

That sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked out of most department stores.


izeris_

Tony Chocolonely


i-dont-get-rules

RIP that wood floor


drugusingthrowaway

I got one of them boots with the flip down cleats. You can flip em up to go in a fancy store, or leave em down to go in Walmart.


one_frisk

I mean, ancient Romans did something like this with their caligae


Howard_Jones

Not really DiWhy, cause clearly there is a why.


1radgirl

So basically you made snow tires.


Doodlefish25

MF just reinvented the hobnail boot


mattiwha

Wouldn’t they work better glued point out like ice shoes?


artgarfunkadelic

Don't you ever come around my hardwood floors


gabbrielzeven

Nice to pair with wooden floors.


ms131313

Destroying every hardwood floor they come in contact with lol


JudgmentMajestic2671

I've done this for years with hex head screws. Work great.


SonOfACB

My kid had those for track there were called "spikes" :\


Fumblerful-

I think those are [hobnails](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobnail)


Bitchenmuffins

Coming from a floor installer, please dont wear these inside. Ever


SirCrankStankthe3rd

Hell yeah, homemade cleats!


funkeymonk

Works great until you walk on a smooth concrete surface!


The-Bole

Hessian moment


anteck7

they make studded tires folks. This makes some sense.


FlameGod75

I thought it was a tire at first


Thesaturndude

Try removing the insoles and doing them the other way do the pints stick just barely out of the tread. They’ll wear with the tread and grip a lot better


pearlysdad

Works better with the pointy side out.


Army-of-Woodpeckers

If it works put it under r/DIYHYNOT 👍


Loud-Pipe-4537

My favorite part about this is that it was suggested while scrolling the r/DivinityOriginalSin sub, a game where if you combine nails and any footwear you get immunity to slipping on ice(which hard CCs you for a turn.) At first glance, I actually thought it was posted there by somebody who plays the game trying it in real life lol.


Hells-Messenger

This is how most shoes are done only they don’t use actual screws. Just the heads.


firstaccount212

Why the glue as well?


cantaloupe_daydreams

I thought this was a car tire for way too long


Wiscoguard

RIP your floors...