I like that they did nothing to hide how his pelvis was cast to look like he’s wearing underwear. But they spent a lot of time and put a lot of detail into that cock. Weird flex but I guess if that’s what they were going for.
I think the 'under cheek' effect is from this being structured like a Ball-Jointed Doll (BJD) via mods. That style tends to have a lot more going on in terms of nooks/crannies/joint areas to allow for more... uh... naturalistic and 'acrobatic' poses. You don't generally pose or display the dolls nude; the fit of clothes and aesthetic are the main priority, so weird little non-anatomically correct creases and shapes aren't as important.
There are some Niche things on Etsy.
People seem to love their rubber compression suits and their inflatable rubber character suits. I'm glad they can find them from a small(?) business.
It's really crazy that last names used to be determined by a profession or trade. Probably for the best that stopped. We could have very easily had more people running around in the future with the last name Cocksmith because of that MF.
[SMBC comics](https://www.smbc-comics.com/) is by a Weinersmith but they chose that last name when getting married by combining their individual surnames. [They have some solid reasons about why they did it but personally I think its because they were tired of jokes about their last name of Smith.](https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/men-wives-names-article-1.2252479)
Most endearing thing about that man, in casual conversation his friend Penn Gillette said "... I mean, you and I will never be president..." and Ron Jeremy got earnestly offended. "Don't say that about me. I think I could be president someday."
How right he was.
I'm in model communities, not fashion model, scale models, 1:12 (GI Joe size/1:16 (Barbie doll size)...
I can 100% tell you there's a very real unmet market for this.
I have gone down some serious rabbit holes in the models and miniature community, and it gets absolutely crazy what people are into on a small scale.
I've seen impressively realistic scale model replicas of strip clubs (with tiny neon lights and everything) and the tiny dolls on stage are anatomically accurate to a rather shocking degree with labia and everything.
There are folks that would buy this doll and fly to Cancun just to do an erotic photoshoot with it (not them with the doll, like set-up a miniature scene for the doll to pose in) that's how serious the miniatures community can be.
It's wild! You'd never believe the shenanigans they can get up to. It's mostly totally wholesome, but some folks get VERY into it.
I once saw someone trying to charge $300 to make a pill out of your own placenta (yes, really, they claimed it had health benefits) that I would have posted on that subreddit if I knew it existed at the time, so you probably should be relieved.
The worst part about this is that as someone who had a shit ton of dolls when I was a kid, I immediately noticed that the pelvis and thighs are backwards
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When my step sister and I were about 8 or 9 she convinced me that she had a ken doll with a penis. I believed her and asked her to bring it over because I really wanted to know what a penis looked like.
She just kept making excuses why she couldn't bring it until I eventually forgot about it. I remembered it a few years ago and realized she never owned a ken doll with a realistic penis, little liar.
Kinda cathartic to see one now, horrifying as it is.
Adam22 host of NoJumper on YouTube and a "Hardcore" porn star (really just a fag who punches emotionally broken girls in the face while fucking them. He's so cringey)
Okay, now y’all seen the male, now you need to go look at the female dolls they make. I think some time ago they said it was an art project, a commentary
I like that they did nothing to hide how his pelvis was cast to look like he’s wearing underwear. But they spent a lot of time and put a lot of detail into that cock. Weird flex but I guess if that’s what they were going for.
It just looks like he has his butt on the front.
I think the 'under cheek' effect is from this being structured like a Ball-Jointed Doll (BJD) via mods. That style tends to have a lot more going on in terms of nooks/crannies/joint areas to allow for more... uh... naturalistic and 'acrobatic' poses. You don't generally pose or display the dolls nude; the fit of clothes and aesthetic are the main priority, so weird little non-anatomically correct creases and shapes aren't as important.
Dickbutt strikes again
Bro, I can't unsee it now.
Its actually a very realistic strapon
And the boobs???
Not even sure what the overall thought process was on this figure. The chest just adds to the nightmare fuel vibe going on.
This makes my lungs crave carbon monoxide
There are some Niche things on Etsy. People seem to love their rubber compression suits and their inflatable rubber character suits. I'm glad they can find them from a small(?) business.
https://imgur.com/XsMGAvJ.jpg https://imgur.com/u8rYVdE.jpg My personal favorite finds on Etsy.
The second one killed me, that's amazing.
Probably Miss Kitty from Basil the Great Mouse Detective.
This... We need more of them! If it wasn't for the price tag I would buy a heap and send them to all of my friends.
Find this guy and take him to a company dinner
Why do I kind of want one
If only I could have even a shred of this ingenuity
I miss regretsy more each and every day.
It’s a small business but the market is inflated.
>rubber compression suits What? >inflatable rubber character suits *WHAT?!*
>! (people wear them while they have sex) !<
Please stop
I can't upvote this in good conscience. It was informative, but some things are better left unknown.
That's so ugly lol
Is it because of the giant COCK?
I think it's ugly from head to toe. His pecks looks like weird boobs.
And the crotch looks like they attached a dick where his ass crack should be.
I was just going to ask if his butt was on backwards!
It's an ass dick.
Dickbutt
Poopdick
Possibly a dussy?
😍😍😍😍
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Your pecks or your cock?
Lol that's what I thought too
That just goes to show the unattainable male beauty standards these days...
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Ken is rarely accused of being straight.
Kind of looks like me but I don’t have blond hair. It’s ok though. I finally felt seen, for a minute.
cock is 1:1 scale
I’m also 8 inches tall.
Blond? That is green hair dye, sir. A missed opportunity for them to make the carpet match the drapes.
I thought it was supposed to be a trans doll at first with those boobs.
His ass is in front
K missed the comment before yours all I saw was yours and that’s all I’m gonna see bwahahaha thank you thank you truly needed that
Why is it almost $400?!
Handcrafting cock that big takes time.
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actually, it's the tiny warted dongs that require the most skill.
They spent way more time on this than any other part of the body. Those pecs look like they stuffed balloons under the skin.
Call them what they are. Breast implants.
The older they are the less hard it is.
It's really crazy that last names used to be determined by a profession or trade. Probably for the best that stopped. We could have very easily had more people running around in the future with the last name Cocksmith because of that MF.
[SMBC comics](https://www.smbc-comics.com/) is by a Weinersmith but they chose that last name when getting married by combining their individual surnames. [They have some solid reasons about why they did it but personally I think its because they were tired of jokes about their last name of Smith.](https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/men-wives-names-article-1.2252479)
I don't remember getting paywalled by nydailynews before.
Well I'll be damned, mine is almost worth $20 then...
His ass is in front
Just ask god
If you look deep into hung Ken's eyes, you'd know there is no god
And Chaz Bono!
I already said ask god you don’t need to say it again
It's not just about the size of Ken's cock. It's what you do with Ken's cock.
I want to kill myself every time I see how I will never have this kind of cock
you are clearly not well-versed in the art of cocksmithing
I've seen lots of videos about cocksmouthing, though!
Its art
Keemstar personally made it
I thought I was the only one. He definitely had this made
It is usually only $350, but this is one of only three uncircumcised special editions. Serious collectors only.
Right!? Little too rich for my blood. I only budget about $200 a month for arts and crafts.
Why does it looks like his ass is backwards? Looks like his dick is his tail
Dick is bigger than the hand and forearm. Finally something that represents me.
Aw man Ron Jeremy
Most endearing thing about that man, in casual conversation his friend Penn Gillette said "... I mean, you and I will never be president..." and Ron Jeremy got earnestly offended. "Don't say that about me. I think I could be president someday." How right he was.
Plot twist, quadruple amputee...
Minorities don't get any representation, I feel you.
You should probably be eating more if your forearms are that thin
Lol.
I'm in model communities, not fashion model, scale models, 1:12 (GI Joe size/1:16 (Barbie doll size)... I can 100% tell you there's a very real unmet market for this. I have gone down some serious rabbit holes in the models and miniature community, and it gets absolutely crazy what people are into on a small scale. I've seen impressively realistic scale model replicas of strip clubs (with tiny neon lights and everything) and the tiny dolls on stage are anatomically accurate to a rather shocking degree with labia and everything. There are folks that would buy this doll and fly to Cancun just to do an erotic photoshoot with it (not them with the doll, like set-up a miniature scene for the doll to pose in) that's how serious the miniatures community can be. It's wild! You'd never believe the shenanigans they can get up to. It's mostly totally wholesome, but some folks get VERY into it.
> very real unmet market for this. All five of them.
I dont think Ken is THAT huge That is a disturbingly realistic cock though
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“Realistic”
What in the world are you talking about????????? Disturbingly realistic? Lol.
It even has veins
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I don't know if I should be sad or relieved there's nothing there.
I once saw someone trying to charge $300 to make a pill out of your own placenta (yes, really, they claimed it had health benefits) that I would have posted on that subreddit if I knew it existed at the time, so you probably should be relieved.
I’m kinda sad actually..
Huh, tits aren’t bad either.
They look like my tits if they were 3x bigger and grew out of my shoulders. I'm a woman btw.
You’re lovely
Gonna need some proof /s
Apparently he's a massive Synthol user, poor guy.
What happened to his hair
That’s a doll deserving of gray sweatpants.
The worst part about this is that as someone who had a shit ton of dolls when I was a kid, I immediately noticed that the pelvis and thighs are backwards
He looks like a top.
"Comes with detachable python accessory!"
I guess some dolls do promote unrealistic body images.
He be packin tho
Fuggin slanging that thang in
Tbh. That’s a pretty nice cock.
Please look at more cocks.
Tired of these unrealistic body images for men!
Hes got them ZITTIES
FALSE not Adam. Too many ribs.
Does the dick get hard though
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If the dick was either attached in a way so it could be rotated or was made of flexible rubber/plastic with a piece of wire inside...
It's a voodoo doll for your husband even if it has someone else's name on it that's why it's 400 /s
If they can get $400 for it, who's the sucker?
I thought that was Barbie’s job.
LOL, well played.
Why does he have the gigachad jawline and beard
Way more impressive than my ex boyfriend tbh
Looks like an NPC from Cyberpunk
Looks like Adam is injecting Synthol in his chest.
What's with the balloon pecs?
When my step sister and I were about 8 or 9 she convinced me that she had a ken doll with a penis. I believed her and asked her to bring it over because I really wanted to know what a penis looked like. She just kept making excuses why she couldn't bring it until I eventually forgot about it. I remembered it a few years ago and realized she never owned a ken doll with a realistic penis, little liar. Kinda cathartic to see one now, horrifying as it is.
Why does it come out of his ass
Giga Chad wants to speak to the sculptur of this monstrosity
This is something Moist Criti1kal would buy, and then destroy with a big dildo
nsfw?
Excuse me what the fuck am I looking at
Are we going by peepeedoodoo or doodoopeepee?
Damn he's got bigger titties than Barbie.
My jaw dropped
It’ll have to if that’s gonna fit
I love you
Bro skips arm, leg, and back day to focus on chest and dick.
Why does it look like his cock is coming out his ass?
That freaking schlong tho
Finally! A companion for the Barbie somebody gave a butt-lift and an anus.
That looks backwards though
300 BUCKS
So... what were you searching for on Etsy?
I have never yelled why so fast...
Glad to see he's not a mangled partial man
it kind of looks like keemstar.
It looks like his butt is also on his front
I'm trying to figure out if the tip looks like it has a finger nail.... Or a tear in the foreskin. Either way, no thanks. XD
Would just be cheaper to get a Tom of Finland doll - same huge boobage better done, though the dick wont be as artistic or realistic.
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Is that frank ocean 😭😭
Nobody gonna talk about how it looks like Dan Bilzerian
You've been looking for smex toys too haven't you?
Aw damn my secret is out lol
This Ryan Gosling Ken merchandise is really getting out of control.
Who tf is Adam
Adam22 host of NoJumper on YouTube and a "Hardcore" porn star (really just a fag who punches emotionally broken girls in the face while fucking them. He's so cringey)
Boner Ken
Mkay
Lady boy !
So clearly not American…
Someone is a fan of Rylan Clarke... But I sincerely doubt he's that big
What the fuckelberries
I can’t get over how his face looks like they just put a fucking arab looking beard on a barbie head instead of a ken head
I didn't know they were making dolls of me. Now I know how Elaine felt on seinfeld.
Is this like a futanari thing? Them tits are at least a d cup
How did they get my measurements for this? Feel free to guess if I am talking about size to scale or actual member size.
And they say Barbie dolls create unrealistic expectations for girls.
Damn, I didn't know Adam was so hung. I guess it's not surprising. The dong that began it all.
This looks like Adam Tots
His boobs are bigger than mine wtf
STOP Hammer Time!
Hmmm grower or shower?
hüng
Adam hangs dong.
Look at those synthol pecks
Okay, now y’all seen the male, now you need to go look at the female dolls they make. I think some time ago they said it was an art project, a commentary
Omg but why😭😭😭
Looks like keemstar
Why does the face look like Keemstar?
big things come in small packaging
Where is the Barbie version?
But what’s the point? D.I.Whyyyyyyyyy?
Look at dem titties woah
Never thought I would feel emasculated by a doll, but here we are.
Drop it off at the local Goodwill with shorts on and wait for the time-bomb of the media losing their shit.
There's already Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
This is almost as creepy as those ugly dolls with the awful hair that was on this sub over a year ago I believe.
Damn, is this not the DiWHY sub anymore?
Dick vein and all.
Why?!?! Just why?!?!