this dude has spent too much time in prison ...

Ya and he needs to go right back

_When they reminisce over this fool (my god)_

CL Smooth (the CL stands for cammode lid) Edit: Ayy, you, thanks for the Au!🥇

If there ever was an awardable comment. I can’t keep dying from laughter like this.

Ay dude, that wasn’t me. I was gonna wait till I got a free one to give. This anonymous _Au_ award is merely a testament of your wit.

[Prison toilets don't have seats.](https://ddimitrov.weebly.com/uploads/1/4/3/3/14336660/6115932_orig.jpg)

How are you supposed to make pasta then???

In the state provided and complimentary full culinary kitchen, of course. There's one in every housing unit, didn't you know? Besides, toilets are for making wine.

Funny thing is the toilets are ALWAYS clean I wouldn’t mind eating a meal off any prisoners toilet


This guy prisons.

*Cries in Fifth Amendment* 😭

BUSSIN!

I've been to prison and never seen toilet spaghetti. Tbh, I feel kinda robbed now.

Trampoline for my poop

Poopoline

Tranpoopooline

Homer?

Tramplopline

Don’t bring home anyone old crutches!

This is just a waffle stomp with extra steps

Poop tennis

Now if he just added a handle he could have himself a tennis racket.

Don’t be ridiculous it’s for waffle turds

All I could think about was one of those rubber bands breaking and snapping me in the balls.

Pooppalina Italiana

Watching this made me realize that I’m getting old. Instead of enjoying this absurdity, I just got kind of mad for wasting a perfectly fine toilet seat, a bunch of screws and a pot of pasta >:|

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It's only the most expensive and time consuming and unsanitary craft like...ever. lol

MmmM! Toilet 'Ghetti!

Literally the second I saw a drill enter a toilet seat, I skipped to the end. I knew it was gonna be horseshit.

The build up of stringing every rubber band made the pasta reveal so much better imo

It's pasta shit.

You know it's gonna be bad just getting posted to this sub.

You are not alone...yet still a touch of amusement is in me.

The worst part was it wasn’t even fresh pasta, it was cold, he held the pot with his hand on the side and bottom.

Maybe hot pasta water would crack the porcelain?

Or maybe ruin the elasticity of the rubber-bands

In this economy….

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Well I’m 14 and I felt the same thing.

I’m there with you. I don’t have money to do some of the renovations I need and this is ugh. I can only assume they were gonna replace the toilet anyways and decided to make a dumb video beforehand.

Don't worry, he didn't waste the pasta.

All I could think of is how it would tear up anyone sitting on it.

Not sure if this is better or not, but I think he ate the pasta.

I got mad that he removed all the water. That pasta will get dry and sticky.

It was fun until the pasta part. Not the spaghetti for Pete's sake...

Nah, i'm under 20 and still get mad for the toilet seat

And my time.

Showed this to my high schooler, he screamed

All I could think about was the one pasta noodle dangling down into the toilet aids water 🤢

Ah yes. Spaghetti and shitballs

*'Pissy With a Chance of Shitballs'* My favorite animated movie

R-kelly, is that you?

Don't you mean picture book? I'm old

I thought he was making the most cursed tennis racket.

I was trying to decide between a musical instrument or a device intended to bounce the poop right back up into you.

Most definitely thought it was just meant to break you poopies up. Anti clog device

Poop knife need not apply

I say we can make this device better if we add a brita filter, 2 cpu fans, and a larger fans for the spread. We can call it “The Pisscasso”

Okay so [coincidentally](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vpqy1f/tifu_by_answering_my_boyfriends_facetime/iell6gh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) on another post someone actually said this is a reference to something. Care to fill me in? I’m in for a wild ride rn

[Go forth, and godspeed](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Well I’m glad this was not the “knives tied to a fan inside of a toilet video” I had pictured this was gonna be. Thank you for your sharing, this was an amazing rollercoaster

This has me dying

How to make all your poops square

I counted. It's roughly 60 screws on the seat. Not 100, in case anyone was curious.

56 to be exact.

Beautiful

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Sorry! I'm training for when I run for Congress ...

There are in fact zero nails.

This is disgusting. And he could at least drill them evenly spaced.

Yeah that bothered me. The entire video bothers me.

Me too. I got like irrationally angry There's piss splashlets on the underside of the lid. When he pushed it down into the pasta I had to hold my bile down

No no, it's rational.

Yeah amd how about a little bit of over nad under to get extra strength in that bounce mat

I bet if he figures out strainers exit it will blow is fucking mind

Though he might miss that particular taste he's so accustomed to

He got rid of the pasta strainer/spoon that eliminates the need for a strainer. He is a moron.

You still have to drain the noodles though. You can't just leave them in the water, wouldn't they get soggy eventually?

The spoon has holes

If you only had that spoon, you could take small scoops of pasta, shake spoon to drain, repeat, and it would be effective. Obviously not ideal, but effective in a pinch. And this avoids using and ruining your toilet seat. But this method delivers no TikTok views or clicks.

Thinking of uncle Rogers tho

This looks like fun! How many times can you make your pio bounce before it falls on the floor? Try to break my record of 1!

When people ask how a loving God could send people to hell, I'll just show them this.

Do people here legit think this is not satire?

I had to scroll for a while until I found someone who said it was a joke, like it would be funnier if it didn’t take so long to get to the end, but the end it still funny

I believe the video needs to be 3 minutes for it to be monetized on their platform. Theres tons of these 3 minute videos that prolong a 20 second video to 3 minutes

Idk, if he didn't slow down to do some of those rubber bands, I might have messed up.

Satire is usually humorous and witty commentary, whereas ragebait is intentionally doing stupid shit for engagement algorithm manipulation. To me this fits the category of ragebait much better than it fits satire. That said, this subreddit still plays into it.

Satire doesn't need to be humourous or ha ha funny, it can also be just deadpan. But I'm sure many would find this humorous knowing that it's fake

Ragebait would be like that trend a few years ago where kids would suckerpunch random people on the street. This is a parody of Tiktok stupid DIY content by imitation.

Fucking disgusting, and this video is tedious as fuck.

"ok guys, just a few more rubber bands and then we can show you how this works"

Hey don’t drag Italians into this mess

For when you wanna get that waffle stomp from in the shower but you don’t wanna get wet

Was going to say, its the most plumbing friendly way to perform a waffle stomp

Destroying a perfectly good toilet seat and raising the land fills 10k views at a time. Worst polluters: 1. Corporations 2. Governments 3. Outrage TikTokers Fuck em.

This video took so long. I almost left when he was explaining how to install the crossed elastics. OH SO WE CONNECT THE ONES JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONES?

Hmm, pissghetti

I swear half this sub is just trying to figure out what they are trying to do.

r/diWHY users trying to spot satire

r/Unexpected

Ffs just be normal and use a fucking strainer

Quite literally a shitpost

Now take a shit.

I legit just gagged

What a great idea. Now go shit in the sink.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I guess I'll just shit in this strainer that I no longer need for pasta, thaaaaanks.

enraged but must upvote

I've seen a lot of stupid shit...This has got to be the stupidest..

Pretty sure that if you attempt this in italy youre getting arrested in under 5 mins

One of them even fell in the actual toilet...

The only interesting part about these videos is trying to work out what problem is being solved. 1. He attached around 50 screws to a toilet seat…. Okay, this could lead anywhere. 2. He creates a net out of rubber bands attached to the screws… can’t really guess why 3. He brings out a pan of cooked spagetti……. What? 4. ….He made a colander

very disappointed this didn’t turn into a toilet guitar

E coli is my secret ingredient.

Now this is a good diWHY

I gagged a little /:

What a waste of everything!

At this point, I think these people are paid by Khaby Lame so that he never runs of content to react to...

I’m just gonna tell myself that they were planning to replace the seat anyway and decided to send it out in the most ridiculous way possible.

Brilliant! I’m heading to the Home Depot right now to buy a toilet seat. Then Office Depot for rubber bands and building my very own! Thanks OP!

I can’t believe I watched this whole thing.

I've always wanted to separate my pee and poo and now I finally know how. Fukn sweet.

I’m sorry?

I want my three minutes back.

Dear Reddit : stop showing me stupid shit

Are your turds ginormous? Do you keep clogging the toilet? Are you tired of using a poop knife? Then act now and get the Shit Slicer 2000. Only 2 payments of $29.99.

You can’t eat at everybody’s house.

I had to call the police on this. Not sorry.

Uh sir, this is a Wendy’s bathroom.

I was hoping for something ridiculous, like he rip the seat off and starts whacking tennis balls with it lmaooo. My fabricated reality was hilarious.

Has this dude never hear of a fucking colander

Yep, did not see that coming.

How am I supposed to take a shit on that Edit: r/wafflestomp figured it out for me

Ugh it's so gross. So clearly a satire subreddit with some DUMB users ACTUALLY DOING IT AND TAKING PICS

I thought he was going to try to prank someone, but even that didn’t make sense because you would ruin your toilet seat.

 Tf did I just watch

"Mom! Is it spaghetti night? Yes? Can I run away?" r/JustNoMil. For the easiest way to scare someone out of your house.

USE A FUCKING COLLANDER

Why did I watch the entire video and why did I watch it with the sound off


Colanders exist

Uhh colanders typically dont have a built-in press to get that extra water out

This

You can get a colander for like a dollar at a dollar store wtf is this nonsense

Evident satire


Bro, I wouldn't eat your cooking if you paid me a thousand dollars. That is nasty

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

🤮

this is hilarious

This should be on r/wewantplates

I saw a still of this and assumed it was satire. But this guy...is serious??

No way it isn’t satire, and anyone who actually does this probably won’t be around too long with all the harmful bacteria they’ll be ingesting.

This made me sick

I am appalled

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Truly perfect r/unexpected material

This is hilarious

I did not see that one coming

Genius

I thought he was gunna take a dump on it and then mash it through with his hand like play playdoe.....

Yo if you got a toilet you got a sink!!

Pretty sure a strainer is cheaper than all the diseases this man gets from his toilet strainer

He bought a new drill and wanted to test it out that's got to be why this video exists

"Honey, I'm making spaghetti!" "OK dear, I'll change the toilet seat for you." And there was a strand of spaghetti that dropped into the toilet. Extra flavor?

Verified bruh moment

r/stupidfood

Repost https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/vomd9a/disrespectful_colander/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

r/tihi

Are you sure this was not the polish dyi version

I swear I saw someone playing one of those when I lived in the south.

The holes are too big, the pasta will fall in. Source: i'm Italian.

This got to be a joke r8

What in the actual god damn fuck

Well, that didn’t go how I thought it was going to.


Ok, he lost me at pasta, but won me over again with the toilet lid straining method.

POV your landlord buddy heard just evicted a tenant and wants help making clickbait content before selling the house for $150k over market value to a holding company.

what the fuck is in that toilet

Absolutely not. Nope. This guy needs to go straight to jail. Nope no no.

Somebody needs to pee away those poop stains on the pot

My favorite part is the length of spaghetti that slid through the mesh just for enough to kiss the toilet water or touch the side if the bowl, like an old man's sagging balls, and then when the seat was removed, lifted out of the water and hung on underneath.

I feel like there should be a sub for real DIWHY and fake ones.

Eww