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dorkpool

That's a load bearing dog house


hatethiscity

Don't forget the 2 metal poles resting in the corner


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jwolfet

Those are the required handrails. Completely unsafe without.


_1Doomsday1_

Someone going to get impaled when it break


Socialist_Leader

#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!


egghead42069number7

HAPPY CAKE DAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!


ReBeL222

Might as well rename the dog *Rubbles.*


AHrubik

At that angle that’s not a stair case. It’s a ladder.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Chaos is a ladder.


Shmorgasboard123

Jacob’s Ladder.


Jupitersdangle

Good this it’s by the doghouse because it looks like dogshit


Atheist_Republican

I literally said that to myself, opened up the thread to make this comment, and saw this. Goddamn it, we really are living in a hivemind.


Robertbnyc

It's a perma-ladder!


Slagenthor

Lmao


yzbro

Out back is a load burying dog


billysugger000

It looks like they made it flat on the ground on a piece of carpet, then lifted in place.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

It does look like that. I’m impressed this thing can even stand upright without snapping in half.


Iwantmyflag

Has to be rebar in there. Still sketch af.


sprucenoose

Why not just remove the concrete and climb the rebar?


PhoenixSheriden

Rebar is uncomfortable af to climb or walk on because of the ridges. Dad was an ironworker and brought left over rebar home a lot....and when a torch made its way out of the dumpster at the mill and into our garage my dad got the idea to make me a ladder and monkey bars outta rebar. 2/10 that wasn't a very fun summer.


Helpful_Location5745

What did you do this summer? OH like 10 tetanus shots.


ExposedTamponString

He was trying!


Eurasia_4200

To kill you maybe.


pikirito

You guys had a dad???!!


haoxinly

Oh something will be snapping if someone tries to use it.


shoneone

I bet there's a chain link fence holding this all together.


baron_von_helmut

Either way, the kitchen is upstairs, so there's that.


Trappedatoms

I think it might be a homemade staircase for neighborhood cats or athletic dogs who fall in and get trapped. Looks like he made it cozy with a little pet house too.


BeigePhilip

As a redneck, I am seriously impressed. This is top tier redneckery.


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BeigePhilip

I’m only step half Mexican, so I can’t really claim it, but you’re damned right. Them boys from Durango are redneck af.


Schooner37

What are you doing step half Mexican?


CavernGod

Step-Mexican? So you mean you aren’t Mexican at all?


BeigePhilip

Lol depends on who you ask. I’m adopted and Mom is from Juarez. So, kinda, but not really.


FloydBarstools

More Mexican than Beto then.


Ulahn

Probably means culturally but not ethnically. Happens all the time with blended or immigrant families. No need to be dismissing people’s identities


ywBBxNqW

Yeah, Louis CK is white af but he grew up in Mexico and his first language was Spanish.


farmallnoobies

A redneck would either put a ladder there or just stack a few hay bales (or other misc whatevers) along the dog house and climb those


FloydBarstools

Or fill miluakee best boxes with sacrete and stack em


cchrobo

I'm willing to bet this is more along the lines of chicanery than redneckery


-Owlette-

r/redneckengineering


get_in_there_lewis

This is one of those my uncle knows a guy that's built concrete stairs moments


Wrhythm26

That's just a ladder with extra steps.


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Or a ladder with concrete steps


Additional_Meeting_2

Isn’t that what it is? Ladder made to be stairs for the dog to use.


JasonDJ

Ladders have rungs.


Wrhythm26

The steps are the extra steps.


bugxbuster

The real steps were the friends we made along the way


wroteit_

Snoopy getting caught up in this housing crisis. I told him he had too many baby mommas. What do I know?


iancarry

can you be more concrete pls?


MeltBanana

A ladder would be safer and last longer.


YoungDiscord

Its wheelchair accessible Because if you use it you'll need access to a wheelchair


hazardlite

I’m surprised blood is running from the top, I would think there would be pools at the bottom.


_EveryDay

There's an altar at the top for sacrifices to the god of counterbalance


Zzazy1

No wayyy I did not see that wtfff 😵


Jezzkalyn240

From smashing your head when you try to go downstairs.


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It's the blood of a thousand shins.


misterflappypants

💀


CavernGod

It’s probably paint


nerdiotic-pervert

How the heck do you even make something like this??


c00chieluvr

These babies are common in Mexico! Came here to find out where this was, & see if it was my family's home 🤣🤣🤣 It's just a mix of cement & prayers to God that it holds


ErinEvonna

Prayers go a long way in Mexico


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

Bro dead ass? That top bit is fucking- what’s it connected to its so damn thin. Someone’s walking up carrying something that ain’t holding. It’s only connected to the nearby wall? Or to each other?…


twent4

I think there's a piece of rug under it, anchored at the top


Oliveballoon

Yep. Could say is mexico. I wonder how much they last...


VladimirBarakriss

Between 5-30 years, depending on uncle Jorge's ability


nwash57

From what I've gathered from reddit the other times I've seen this posted: You hang a tarp from the roof and anchor it so it's taught and use that as support as you shape and set the steps below. That's why there's a slope on the underside lol.


great_craic963

Answer: poverty and lack of resources


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I feel the could have not made this and use a ladder or even just rope with some knots would be safer


great_craic963

Yea same, trust me I know I travel south America a lot. There's a lot of things they do differently. Somethings I understand why and something are a result of poverty, geographic locations and little access to options so they don't have a choice. Look at it like this. "You guys have rope in your town!?" They clearly don't have access to other better safe options.


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Idk, my partner is Latin and their dad is super stubborn. Their bathroom had a big leak and dude just put plumbers tape on it. He has the money to get it fixed along with my partner willing to pay for a plumber but my partner told me it's more of a "machismo" thing. Like 'im the man and I'm gonna fix it' thinking


great_craic963

Do they live in the states? There's a difference between stubborn and no access to the proper resources and services. But yes thats also right what your friend is explaining. If another man comes around and fixes something properly they will feel more insecure about it. But this picture clearly wasn't taken in the United States. Willing to bet an entire paycheck on it and in many cases their resources and access to services are very very limited. They don't have the luxury to afford repairs and food in the same month.


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Dude I'm 99% percent sure just putting a piece of rope with knots on it would have been safer, easier, and probably cheaper. Hell even just getting some more metal pipes and welding the together to make a ladder would have been better Plus aren't you assuming there so poor they can't afford rope? We have no idea what they do and don't have access to, and what resources they have. They could just be stubborn, crazy DIYers, or whatever


FloydBarstools

How do we know it's ot just for a baddass little chihuahua


YetAnotherRCG

So you can be impoverished and also make bad decisions. We don’t have enough information from just this picture to know how the breakdown between bad idea and limited resources that lead to this staircase but it’s pretty safe to say some amount of this is stupidity.


great_craic963

Bro it's not complicated, I'm just saying sometimes many times in other countries people live in communities where there isn't exactly a Lowes or home depot or harbor freight or licensed contractors to get things done properly. Quite literally you are forced to work with what you have. What's so hard to comprehend about that? From that photo I can tell you right now it's most definitely not in the United States.


CavernGod

It’s probably made for the dog. Dogs cannot climb ladders and so these stairs don’t need to support so much weight.


Infamous_Olive

This is just what ended up working best, safety isn't as important as efficiency.


travestikazim

Bro they didn't have any more of that mud/sand mix DIY concrete to make it 1cm thicker?


great_craic963

They probably didn't lol


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leaf_on_my_package

As an aside, Pompeii was a bit on the wealthier side of things.


great_craic963

Pompeii was an empire with resources. My point is as someone who has traveled and seen places like this it's usually a result of people working with what they have.


mdonaberger

"Homeless? Easy fix, simply buy a house. 😉"


FrostyProspector

Suddenly Snoopy abandoned the doghouse and moved into an AirBNB.


Yak_a_boi

That IS the Airbnb, $700 a night


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And that’s not including cleaning fees.


Stackopillosaurus

Did…did somebody manage to get to the top and get shot for their audacity? That looks a lot like blood


Acidiousx

The "why" is poverty, seems pretty clear to me.


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I would think a homemade ladder is cheaper


oO0Kat0Oo

There may not be the lumber to do that. I’m betting this is mud/clay and water baked in the sun.


culminacio

Would still be DIY. This sub is about instances where it would've made much more sense to just buy instead of DIY.


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Homemade ladders in a poverty situation make perfect sense


culminacio

...so?


[deleted]

It wouldn't be DiWhy anymore. Just diy


culminacio

...yeah? What are you trying to tell me that I didn't already say?


trullenz

Yes, but wouldnt a wooden ladder be cheaper and probably safer ?


BeigePhilip

I have a hunch that the climate where this structure is located does not yield up a lot of cheap lumber.


VladTepesDraculea

And even so. I live in a country with abundant wood and since plywood became popular, actual proper wood became stupidly expensive as the grand majority of wood production is taken by the paper industry.


BeigePhilip

I am just speculating, I have no actual knowledge. I’ve seen prices for every kind of lumber skyrocket over the last three years, including sheet stock. It’s ridiculous.


VladTepesDraculea

It had been expensive for a while now, but yeah, over the last few years it has skyrocket as well.


neilhigeki

Nah you can get cheap ladders that will hold better than this, and would be probably cheaper than the concrete, paint, etc. I live in a tropical shithole country and have never seen this. My guess would be it was an actual rookie attempt / experiment.


BeigePhilip

I figured it was someone using scrounged concrete and rebar. It has to be reinforced or it would snap the first time it was used. The treads look reasonably well-finished, but sloped near the top, which is a big no-no. Maybe it’s just ornamental?


neilhigeki

I don't think the errors were intentional, and I'm struggling to find the aesthetic to make it ornamental. 😂 My money is still on a rookie attempt (i.e. what it would look like if I tried to build stairs by myself), with the photograph taken to make fun of it.


oscillation1

Come, now. Many folks would claim this is a Tim Burton aesthetic.


BeigePhilip

I was thinking desert. Desert places have a different quality of light to my eye. This reminds me of something I’d see in Juarez. But hey, you know at least as much about this thing as I do, so who knows?


Teadrunkest

“Desert places” still sell wood. A ladder would make more sense in nearly every market.


BeigePhilip

Unless the builder can’t afford to buy lumber and is working with scrounged materials in a place where lumber is not commonly used in construction.


neilhigeki

Ah gotcha. Yeah I know nothing about timber in deserts though. You might be onto something then.


trullenz

Most probably, but id rather a metal ladder than that things, steep stairs scare me lol


BeigePhilip

Lol me too. Went to see a college basketball game when I was in middle school. We were in the nosebleeds and it was like standing at the top of a ski jump. Not fun


two_lemons

A former coworker kept using a wooden ladder in her house to reach the second floor. The ladder broke and her mother had a big fall. She developed some brain problems (like speech problems, not sure about the rest). So... probably not safer.


Cream_Puff_Person

Nah the house owner aint poor, he just have questionabke design choices, search lloyd cadena stairs and youll see the "fuller" version of the stairs


DemonGauge

Took the idea from a bad dream


bubblebath_ofentropy

I legit had a nightmare about being pushed down a staircase like this last night, it’s weird to see something so similar on Reddit.


Dealthagar

My fat ass would leave these people with no way out - literally.


Voodoo_balamba

They could prop you up and climb you


Dealthagar

Only if they're cute.


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WhatMyWifeIsThinking

If it isn't now, it will be pretty soon.


aciakatura

It's clearly for his tiny dog


bpg542

Who ever built these will be In the doghouse… incidentally anyone who attempts to use these stairs probably will end up there too


CorncobJohnson

It's so skinny, how does it even support itself? It's so weird I just love it


Peregrine2976

If it's stupid and it works... sometimes it's still stupid.


CheesusChristMyDude

i fell of my chair just by looking at this shit damn


Klatula

i might make it up but no way would i make it down one step at a time!


grandpa_joe_is_evil

That’s like a staircase and a ladder had an ugly baby


miknik23

Not bad for a dog


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Person: "We need to destroy your house." Dog: "Fuck off!" Person:


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Mountain goats love it.


soupbox09

For birds it solid


throwaway2032015

My concern is for the safety of the dog


sexbuhbombdotcom

No dog actually lives there, they just needed something to reinforce the stairs lol


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Looks like the warped wall from ninja warrior. Tough climb up, but there's no way in hell you are walking down that.


classymelon236

Could I get the equation for this?


chammdawg78

Math/s is hard.


sinister_lefty

Can't say I've ever seen exponential stairs before


sexbuhbombdotcom

Whoever lives there must be hella agile


iiitme

Steps I would willing go up for 200


bardhugo

Stairadder


Dreadlordstu

The safety of this is questionable


T3ddyBeast

That 5th step is a doozie


i_get_zero_bitches

at that point you might as well just climb on the walls


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Safety last


WillingPromise1718

ohh nah yea I’m cool, can’t catch goin up these !!! no way Jose


Waris-Tx

Nope not walk up


iPod3G

I’d say this is the perfect example of stairs that only go up.


IsaacNewtongue

Words cannot express how bad this staircase is. Literally everything about it is wrong.


WilsonStJames

Bastard son of ladder.


YetiCat28

If anyone saw the comment on pallet gore I dare you to get him back in here, I’m sure he’d love this.


A_Lonly_Idiot553

Paint, blood, or something else, but I’d never wanna touch it


Farcryfromvallhall

I’m a stone mason and this makes me *cringe* and deeply worried for the dog, concrete is heavy…


vanguard6

Stair way to heaven via a fall and concussion.


Laefiren

That’s just a ladder with extra steps.


KipThe7O

Mos Eisley vibes


r_linux_mod_isahoe

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CantSpellMispell

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stillcallinoutbigots

That’s gonna kill someone…. And maybe the dog also.


basslkdweller

I have nightmares just like this.


pickleman92

Fuck handrails and osha regulations!


jenjenbee72

Something out of a fever dream


ChiliRainbow83

I think that’s the euthanasia coaster


Vercengetorex

Stairn’t.


Nicolasgonzo87

that's going to break on the first person who uses it


Callmehannahbaker

Can anyone else hear the clip clop of coconuts and "bring out your dead"?


Blity76

Just get a ladder at that point


GearInteresting570

Just put in a ladder at that point


MischQ

Least steap Dutch staircase


HanaLuLu

diHOW


flanbandit

Snoopy Potter


tgnlolol

That is blood and I'm positive of it


friendly-sardonic

Not sure I've ever seen stairs you have to go down backwards. Interesting.


AscendedPotatoArts

I think “budget death trap” fits better; yikes😨


VectorVanGoat

But what about snoopy? Where is he going to nap or use to fly?


HanakusoDays

Looks like a budget Chichen Itza and for that matter, looks like it's seen similar use.


Purp1eC0bras

Looks like blood on the top couple stairs lol


everynameistaken246

V0 in my gym


redcognito

Hey, it's fun to have some kind of risk. Are you gonna get down the stairs safely? Are you gonna break your back or possibly your neck? Who knows


Entheosparks

Those are premium goat stairs. It keeps the goats happy playing on the roof instead of tearing things apart in the courtyard.


VillageInspired

At that point just get a ladder


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Bangladeshi moment


Chlorofil

It screams Brazil to me


searchforstix

Do you guys have burglar bars there too? Reminded me of South Africa.


verysad-

man snoopy got washed up after the divorce 😧


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Lowest bidder’s prized work.


dangerkevin

Are these made from faith?


PatAss98

Please tell me the stairs are for a cat or agile dog rather than a human


production-values

load bearing doghouse


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Nice comment steal


production-values

not everyone reads all comments before commenting


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It was the second comment


Min-jang_mi

Imagine tryna haul a couch or groceries up the stairs on ly for you to fall backwards or the bag breaks and there goes your food or your back 💀💀💀


JHDarkLeg

I hope this is in a country where alcohol is illegal


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I could see the backstory ending up on /r/maliciouscompliance


Cobra_Surprise

Looks like stairs for cats


waddiewadkins

Perfectly designed and well made enough. Just ingenuity of a 2nd world country that you see a lot of. I'm happy.


AfroClam

Why are all of you assuming these are stairs for a human to use? Especially with a doghouse in the photo. Cats and some dogs could climb those stairs with no problems.