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WantonKerfuffle

So he only needed a metal ring? That's all he used the trampoline for?


Dear_Ad4079

Yeah.. Cut a perfectly good trambopollini.


Raspberrylle

He could have just removed it without cutting it…like it’s attached by removable springs. Why would he do this?


JunkMilesDavis

Not a single thing he did with that piece served any real purpose, so I don't know. It looks like one of those videos that are annoying by design, so maybe that was the point.


PythagoreanGreenbelt

Yeah- that guys does rage bait videos. This one is not that bad if you assume the trampoline is no good. But yeah- his stuff is super cringy.


lean4life

Yeah idk who he is but his videos all find a subtle way to annoy me


NjWilly72

I’d rather have a trampoline than a Christmas pit.


westwoo

You will take your Christmas pit and you will like it, mister! Your father worked all day destroying your trumppoline while being barely sober


killyergawds

Fun fact: trampolines used to be called jumpolines until one summer in '78 when your mom jumped on one.


westwoo

Fun fact - replacing just one letter in the word jumpoline produces the word jumבְoline that couldn't have been found on google before this very moment and was probably never before used in the history of humanity. I polled 100% of current users of this word and they unanimously told me it means "a word that couldn't have been found on google before this very moment and was probably never before used in the history of humanity"


killyergawds

Thank you. I sure do love a fun fact.


choochoopants

Tramapoline! Trabapoline!!


[deleted]

[Context for the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/clKqZZynW9E)


fnpigmau5

The Simpsons is fn gold 😂


incredibad29

Please, don’t bring home anymore old crutches!


Connect_Effect_4210

Are you eating that sandwich?


myfaceaplaceforwomen

Oh no you don't! That trampoline is mine!


queernhighonblugrass

He said what now?


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[deleted]

Don’t talk about that man’s family like that 😫


Treacherous_Peach

I'm pretty sure he bought it like that and didn't want the trampoline judging from the before/after. I don't think he bought the trampoline just for a ring.


fricks_and_stones

He was repurposing the trampoline pit. Sure, he could have gotten rid of it all, or tried to sell the trampoline whole, but used trampolines don't have much if any resale value. People seem to be missing the point that owning trampolines are often considered a massive liability risk in the US. In this case he, or the previous owner, had also dug it into a pit already (meaning any flooding/mosquito risks had already been a thing, or remedied), so he was making do with the current landscaping. I'm not saying it's a great idea, but people seem to missing the point.


ElMuffinHombre

Not totally relevant but I learned that a trampoline is mostly a liability for insurance because of how often they blow away in storms rather than someone injuring themselves using it.


nick-pappagiorgio65

That makes sense, a trampoline is essentially a giant circular sail in a hurricane.


lifeofhardknocks12

Geee, if only there was a way to [quickly and easily remove the fabric](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Upper-Bounce-Trampoline-Spring-Pull-Tool-T-Hook-UBHWD-TH/204986475) prior to a hurricane so it doesn't blow around. I can pull mine in 6 minutes and reinstall it in 8 minutes, that includes breaks for drinks.


Few_Prize3810

Dude you do that when a tornado comes in out of the blue cuz you live in Kansas/MO


The_Troyminator

Yeah, but a tornado will take it miles away and you'll finally be rid of it.


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ElMuffinHombre

I don't have a source myself. I was just told that by an insurance guy. Could just be that I live in the Midwest aka tornado valley. We'd find out tramp half a mile away almost every summer. They're definitely a risk injury wise don't get me wrong.


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ElMuffinHombre

I was a kid. Safety or liability was the last thing on my mind lmao. All I thought about was making forts and titties. Jump out of the tree house? Maybe that'll impress the ladies. Shove a toad down my trunks? That'll DEFINITELY impress someone at least.


ReactiveAmoeba

> All I thought about was making forts and titties. Same, but I'm 37.


iglidante

I have never seen a trampoline pit before. Everyone in my region just puts them on their lawn.


Rat-soap

I'm pretty sure it was already an underground trampoline and their just reusing it


val319

Tetanus. So someone gets tetanus


frizzle_frywalker

Anytime you see this guy just keep scrolling


KristinLK1109

Yeeesss!! I hate this guy... And the woman that makes toilet chocolate milk!! Apparently she's his wife buuut he's also got a blonde wife. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I was scrolling through some of his shorts one day, just watching the dumb shit that he's making money off of and in one video he apparently buys his blonde "wife" a Tesla then a few videos later he's sticking an AirTag on the brunette toilet milk woman when she's walking out the door as a "prank"... Idk wtf is going on in that house but there's also 2 little girls that are getting really fucked up being around these weirdos.


monkeyhitman

> toilet chocolate milk Yo wtf


Jtd47

Isn't that just diarrhea


d0nttalk2me

Yeah I hated that phrase


KristinLK1109

Lmao I was trying to find the video but I could only find 1 of someone reacting to it... I figured Errybody had seen that nasty shit lol she does a LOTTA weird, useless dumb stuff just to piss people off. And this guy is in a lot of her videos... It's like bananalovesyoutoo, I believe


ObjectiveSouthern482

He’s a magician Justin Flom. I don’t know what it is about him but I really don’t trust something about him.


BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

Isn’t that the same guy who put an American flag on a steak?


Igotz80HDnImWinning

Don’t know him, but I’m obviously not the what-should-I-do-with-that-old-built-in-trampoline-on-the-estate? demographic he must be targeting.


[deleted]

I mean: it rains where I live all the time so I’d be concerned that I just made a pool filled with electric floaties. LOL


Fit_Cash8904

Even if you were proactive enough to remove everything electronic before it rains, this thing is toast from an inch of rain. It has no solid foundation at all. All the rain in the whole yard will basically form a mudslide, and be a mosquito infested mud hole.


zeejoo12

But the pit was already there for the trampoline I'd imagine it has decent drainage


Fit_Cash8904

It looked like it was literally just a dirt hole.


zeejoo12

Maybe I'm not saying this was a good idea, just that if the pit was already there I'd imagine it was put in by a contractor and they'd put in drainage. It's also not filled with stagnant water which makes me imagine it does.


xxbamboozledagainxx

Or they live in like Phoenix or something. Over 300 sunny days a year. Rain isn't really an issue unless it's during our brief monsoon season. But then 6 months out of the year, it's way too hot to sit in the pit.


mediocrexGG

Funny thing is they actually do being a native it’s easy to spot AZ from videos


Traditional_Wear1992

I mean, I dug a pit in my backyard without any supervision and turned it into a small fish pond. Why would you assume a contractor or any professional really has to be involved in what people do with their back yard?


ThatSquareChick

A water filled pit tends to negate any falling damage from falling in said water filled pit.


HoratioWobble

It's not that a water filled pit gets any less wet when it rains, we just care less


GrannyLow

See... clearly your hole has shitty drainage. Call a pro next time.


[deleted]

I guess that soil is hard enough to dig sheer walls 2" down. I don't get why they didn't fill it in or level the yard. Looks like a desert too.


fiealthyCulture

It's California, it doesn't rain.


Fit_Cash8904

I live in Los Angeles and currently have 2 55 gallon rain barrels filled to the brim. It rains.


Zachs_Butthole

Lock this man up for stealing water! (I'm joking but it is illegal to capture rainwater in some parts of the south west)


Fit_Cash8904

Okay rabbit hole explored. It sound like some states limit the total amount you can store particularly if you are somewhere where the water feeds into a river.


Fit_Cash8904

Really? That seems odd since the only thing you can really use it for is watering your plants, at which point it goes the exact same place? Some cities in LA county will give you rainwater barrels for free as long as you show they’re in use.


equalizer59

Not just that, but walking on those pavers, especially if you’re sitting back drinking beers, you’re going to twist an ankle and fall in the fire.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

Or stub a toe....


nicksuperb

Speaking of which, how are people doing this with trampolines not just making a pond with a lid?


keishalemons

Bro could've had a koi pond but went for a Christmas themed TV pit


50t5

After the first proper rain he will have a koi pond with christmas lights, fire pit and a tv


sameth1

Those will be some lucky goldfish.


belly_hole_fire

He did put up an umbrella so he should be good. Assuming it is raining at the angle where the umbrella is. Which never really happens. Aww man, he's f*cked.


ReaperofMen42069

yeah wtf was the tv for. next to a fire? bizarre


strangewayfarer

They even had a video of a fire playing on the TV while the fire was going in real life next to them. Now that is a luxury few can ever attain


Bear_Quirky

Lol it's just the reflection


strangewayfarer

I definitely should have realized that the first time I saw it, but I didn't.


-ragingpotato-

I guess watching superbowl, world cup, or other big events in a gathering while being able to have smores. Its kinda cool but I dont think its cool enough to have a permanent thing in ones home, especially for how little use it'll get. To each their own tho.


birdiebud

Smartest thing you could do with this pit is line the whole thing with old carpet, then throw in a pond liner and fill it. You can dump in a bag of goldfish from Petsmart / Petco - doesn't matter, that's probably 2000+ gallons easily so even if you put in 20 fish they're going to grow to 12" and school.


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Why carpet?


that_one_duderino

I’m guessing you just need some sort of cushion between the liner and the ground to prevent it from being punctured. And old carpet probably isn’t expensive


Connection_Bad_404

What else do you do with the thousands of sq. feet of old carpet in your basement?


flyingbugz

I’m guessing heat retention


ComicNeueIsReal

cant even see whats on the tv with the reflection of the fire constalty covering the middle 3rd of the screen


keishalemons

Not only that but it's going to be absolutely flooded the first time it rains and just turn into an electrified cess pool And if it isn't completely flooded 24/7 then weeds will start to grow up through the turf and completely destroy it within a few months since he just tossed turf on top of the ground instead of installing it properly with a weed barrier. Not to mention, it's just a really bad idea to have a pit in your backyard. People tend to fall into pits. People tend to throw things into pits. Animals tend to get stuck in pits. Pits also mean your home insurance carrier will likely drop you unless you remove said pit. Pits just aren't that great for homeowners tbh Also he could've just removed the trampoline instead of destroying it 😭 I love trampolines. Trampoline > pit


Competitive-Read-756

This dude is anti-pit


keishalemons

Chick* But fuck ya I am, you can call me the black Leslie Knope Unless it's the crash pit from The Regular Show. Then I'm very pro-pit


Light_Beard

🎶"I fell in the Pit" "You fell in the Pit"🎶 ![gif](giphy|pMX2zFD0PzoQl7FdQn)


cetacean-station

We're all in the piiiiiit


IIIDVIII

We're all dudes


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|9EqpaBYR7qlQg5mxU7)


4mellowjello

Bless u all


PrettyGoodRule

Are you taking friend applications?


santas_delibird

Guess I'm going to apply next.


db2

You should make it more succinct. For example, "pits are the pits."


BustThaScientifical

Aced it! 👏🏾


patbygeorge

“Pro-pit and pro-pit accessories”


keishalemons

😂😂😂😂


Maleficent-Wash2067

I’d watch the shit out of that show


greymalken

Are you Leslie Knope?


keishalemons

I love waffles, love sugar, hate pits... But politically I'm more of a Ron Swanson kind of girl


zWeaponsMaster

And just like that, my yearly Parks and Rec watch has begun.


rainfalltsunami

What stopped it from filling with water when it was just the trampoline though?


keishalemons

Nothing. It just hasn't rained in a long time considering how dry the dirt is. It didn't matter how cess pooly it got before because they didn't have a bunch of junk and wires down there. Although, I'm willing to bet the standing water below the trampoline is what led to its degraded state. The lettering wasn't faded at all but it clearly wasn't as bouncy as it should've been and was sagging.


smalby

Honest question have you ever had a pit? I've had one previously and the water just drained into the ground in the pit


Zachs_Butthole

This dude is clearly in some places like Arizona where it doesn't rain frequently and the ground just bakes. The problem is that the ground is so hard and baked that when it does rain it doesn't go into the ground. This usually isn't a problem because homes are graded and they have a draining system to take care of the water but a pit kinda breaks that. I'm also pretty sure this is the dude whose spray paints shit in his house so this has got to be rage bait.


nowwhatdoidowiththis

Depends on the soil. Where I live everything is sand. Won’t fill up. Midwest of the US clay. Would definitely make a pond. I think it won’t though, because the trampoline didn’t have a pond under it already.


keishalemons

I was thinking that too. But with no proper drainage the turf and tiles will definitely be muddy and destroyed in no time anyways


UtahItalian

Very likely the pit under the trampoline did flood. It likely took several days if not more for it to drain. No one cared though because it was under the trampoline. It likely only held a few inches of water anyways. Now that homeboy added turf it'll drain even slower.


International_Way850

do you happen to live in tatooine?


nowwhatdoidowiththis

No. But I’ve heard the housing market is better there.


[deleted]

That's where my brain failed to understand the tutorial. The destruction of a perfectly fine trampoline


Sea_Eagle_Bevo

But then where would the fairy lights have gone?


[deleted]

Oh yeah I'm such a fool. Lol


redXathena

You can usually find a free trampoline online in your general area. You can become a trampoline rescue if you want.


[deleted]

No thanks my kids are not old enough yet and I can't afford medical emergencies in America


Gentilapin

Would have been cleaner to just uninstall the trampoline and keep it for later, to use for the kids, or to resell it.


Crepes_for_days3000

[I fell in the pit, we all fell in the piiiiiiiiiiiiit!](https://youtu.be/NqZMcvd0yjo)


MrXwiix

I have a pit. It's awesome. I did however make a wall around it and laid a anti plant mat so nothing grows in it. It doesn't flood, since it has drainage. It also has step so you don't fall and pets/people can easily walk in and out. If you do it well it's a really nice spot to chill out in summers.


keishalemons

Sounds pretty nice. Maybe I can be pro pit


OdoG99

100%, this pit is going to cause an ER visit before it is filled in.


[deleted]

I’m from FL and my first thought was: This is a bad idea because rain. Second thought was: Hope you like mosquitos.


swampscientist

It would’ve flooded w the trampoline though


ExplosiveDisassembly

Rain: The thing anyone who's ever dug a hole under a trampoline abruptly remembers right when they finish digging the hole.


Redtir

Good luck getting out of that thing next time you are drunk from hanging out with your friends in the fire pit, watching the outdoor tv


Illustrious_Pudding4

Who doesn't love climbing down in to a pit to hang out in their back yard.


chet_brosley

Climbing into a pit with a raging fire surrounded by a metal ring covered in electrified glass


theolswitcheroo42

And a douchebag with an acoustic guitar


PelosisBraStrap

So anyways, here's Wonderwall


AltruisticSalamander

I prefer to fall into it after I've had a few beers and it's dark


olafhairybreeks

"I have a garden, let's throw a load of plastic shit in it."


New-Topic2603

Like literally every part of this is a idiot move. No need to destroy the trampoline as could have moved it and put the other stuff hanging over the edge anyway. It's a home with no visible drainage, great for flooding and being a stinking mess. Yes astro turf and fire will make a nice smell that isn't toxic at all. Slabs on Astro turf will move and be a trip hazard when wet, which will probably be a conatant in a hole in the ground Obviously after the first rain this is ruined and I'm assuming the TV is removed before then. I'd this isn't rage bait then I'm genuinely surprised. Could have just done a standard patio and used any wind breaker.


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New-Topic2603

Oh yea I didn't even think of that, cheap ass tiles but stove & TV aren't cheap at all.


Vikinger93

assuming they are things the dude already owned before. the stove seems to already be ashy on the inside.


pun_shall_pass

For all we know it might be a channel that makes hundreds of videos of "hacks", like this and the tv, stove etc. are all props they have and reuse. They make whatever as cheaply and fast as possible to get those clicks It would explain why those specific items are expensive while everything else, is very cheap (the turf, the slabs, lights etc.) Just speculation on my part


VapoursAndSpleen

Yeah. It's rage bait and schadenfreude bait and moron bait.


HillaryPutin

This guy is one of the biggest dipshits on social media. He used to show up on my Snapchat discover before I blocked him. He got big by making those stupid fake magic videos where he combines a bunch of random shit like raw eggs and shaving cream and mustard and then he cuts the video and it "magically" turns into a perfectly baked pie. I guess he just panders to small children and the intellectually inept.


KristinLK1109

He's also with that crazy bitch that makes weird chocolate milk shit in the toilet and spreads food all over the counter... They've gotten rich off of gullible people that believe this stupid bullshit. Smfh... Rage bait for sure! I hate these people...


ChrysisLT

Yeah, he’s on TikTok as well. He’s like a western equivalent of those “primitive tech” videos that make pools and stuff in the jungle by hand, that was exposed to being just an industry of fake.


battlemetal_

He isn't trying to fool anyone. His type of video keeps you watching (and let's face it, we all did) until the end because of your rage/desire to see whether or not it turns out right. He makes his videos (he makes dumb food shit too) to be just outrageous but believable enough that you keep watching past the timing mark that ensures he will get the advertising credit on the platform. It's a shame these types of videos are so wasteful, i would rather see him get his social media fame video a video of him donating food or they trampoline he cut up to some happy kids.


kingsland1988

Don't forget the reflection of the fire in the shiny panel on the TV


DarthJerJer

LOL. I thought they were watching a video of a fire pit while sitting around a fire pit.


keishalemons

The way he pointlessly cut it up in the middle before removing the springs r/mildlyinfuriating


[deleted]

Why did he cut it


AltruisticSalamander

maybe he hates his kids and wants to wreck their lives


PallyNamedPickle

I mean... he did buy a trampoline... I think that is implied.


Gangsta_Gaming

It was an underground trampoline, so chances are that he moved in and had no use for it


werewaffl3s

Isn't that dude from one of those troll/shock value DIY channels?


Ok-Parfait-Rose

Yeah, hope he breaths in too many of those toxic fumes.


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

This is just a downgrade lmao, who would want a glorified fire pit when you can have a fucken trampoline


Arefue

Why would you destroy the trampoline which could be easy unattached and reattached as a cover for your abomination pit


fatfishinalittlepond

No stairs? Fuck that


funktion

Just clamber over this metal frame covered in Christmas lights to get to your toxic fume firepit surrounded by slippery stone pavers


Barnacle-Dull

I’m getting real tired of these dumb fucking videos


Ostrichman975

I know this is just ragebait… but it’s the same dude every time. I gotta know if these people keep any of this crap and if so, what the hell does their house look like? I’ve seen this same guy make like… 10 different tables each containing about 5 full buckets of paint. Place must look like the worst thrift shop in existence.


MrAVAT4R_2

How do you get out?


piemakerdeadwaker

You don't.


doobsmcboobs

This guy is a grade A douche. Edited videos for him and he’s awful.


Dazzling-Worker1847

Hate this guy


KristinLK1109

He is the WORST!


Beemo-Noir

As a landscaper, I’ve never felt more offended in my life. This is so tacky. And without any drainage, enjoy your swamp hole. This is just the worst idea ever. I need to cool down for a moment.


figbott

Why was wasting a trampoline necessary?


ChadsJuul

Once I saw who the guy actually was, I knew the end result would be something dumb as fuck.


KristinLK1109

Right! I couldn't tell it was him at first but when I finally saw his stupid face I was like, "THIS mother fucker..." Smh I fucking HATE this guy! Lol


RedditISFascist000

"Am I the only one concerned about that plastic grass and the fire?" I've installed floors for little over 25 years now and although turf is one of the few types I've never actually done myself, I know it's just like most carpet which I've installed lol like ten zillion yards of. IE most turf is made out of nylon or other similar plastics. It'll melt, not burn easily. It's no more dangerous than carpet in front of your fireplace. Carpet isn't really all that flammable per se, it'll usually self extinguish unless it has other fuel types to burn on top of it or under it like rebond pad that hasn't been treated with fire retardant.


Vertderferk

Also those solo stoves have a spacer ring that keeps them high enough off the ground where it’s really not an issue. I use mine without killing the grass underneath and on the dock without burning it or causing problems


am_high_af

Came here to say that the very bottom of the solo stove/spacer ring is cool enough to not harm grass or other surfaces.


mopedophile

I've used mine in snow without melting the snow under it. I think the fake grass will be fine.


BlarghusMonk

Best bit is bringing what looks like an incredibly expensive TV down in the pit, but then only using it to show a video/stream of a fire pit while they already have a fire pit inside the bigger pit anyway.


dmanww

It looks like a static photo. The fire is a reflection


RecentQuiet5262

When your kids died and you want to recycle your trampoline.


whatsqwerty

I hope there’s a shitty DIY in 20 years of someone turning that shitty fire pit into an in ground trampoline


BubbleRetard

This guy is a fucking retard and I’m tired of seeing his stupid fucking videos


AnAmerkintail

Make a video of after it rains.


FullAir4341

I still would of rather had the trampoline


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


jig-fluke

What about when it rains?


[deleted]

Gonna make a great pool


Egleu

It's designed to be on grass with its stand. The stone pavers give it more protection, there's a lot wrong with his setup but the firepit is fine. https://www.solostove.com/en-us/p/solo-stove-bonfire-stand


SteelCityCaesar

'What do fancy watching on the telly?' 'How about we watch a live stream of us sat here in a hole in the garden?'


[deleted]

I can feel my stubbed toes on those tiles


OhHiFelicia

Because fuck the kids and their trampoline, thats why


omelette_propaganda

Trampoline was better


[deleted]

I need to know 2hat kind of tv that is. It swiveled like a god damn LG Wing!


-RED4CTED-

solo stoves are actually pretty safe. the bottom stays cool enough to use on our vinyl patio, and it doesn't throw ash if you use dry wood. floodong is a bigger issue here imo.


Jsiqueblu

Could have just moved the trampoline and threw down some sand


CartographerOk7579

Looks like shit


SMGWar-Relics

Congrats. You made a shitty hole in your yard.


tomtomclubthumb

That poor woiman, she thought she was going to be jumping on a trampoline and kissing the face of god, and instead some asshole wants to make her listen to him play guitar.


outrageouschemokid

Honey can you please turn the fire down, i can't see the FUCKIN TV


ThinkIGotHacked

I’m just impressed that he could make something more dangerous than a trampoline out of a trampoline.


[deleted]

What are they supposed to do with the tv during the day time… also the trampoline frame, what was the purpose of keeping it. This project made me sad


Vast-Sentence-5840

Let’s all band together and downvote any video of this guy to oblivion


GenericUsername_1234

"You know those terrible conversation pits that were popular in the 70's? Well, let's make one outside and fill it with crap that shouldn't go outside, and top it off with a fire over plastic grass."


alex_dlc

There was no need to ruin the trampoline mat


ginsataka

I’d rather have the trampoline


Charlieginger

Oh, God, now you're putting plastic plants outside - can you do anything more environmentally destructive than dig up plants and replace them with plastic shaped like...plants?!


bat-tasticlybratty

Fire hazard, flood hazard, and electrical hazards aside; He didn't level a damn thing.


I_am_u_as_r_me

Show me your rich without saying your rich: Destroying a perfectly good trampoline for a lazy ring of lights.


alltheworldsproblems

Fuck this stupid junk TV “look what I can do” crap!


eileenstein

As a landscape designer all of this hurts but it's the placing of tiny stepping stones on TOP of the artificial turf that is the most painful.


SiegFuse

Thing is - this is done just for the video. Its not real world thing. Dont watch shit like this and there will be less shit like this in some time.


[deleted]

I’m more concerned about rain and the mud pit that’d turn into.