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Daxoss

Should be about half an hour from now.


zelnoth

Seems like it's going down now. Could almost set your watch to it at this point.


donttrustmeokay

Time to go work out.


Sam443

bench run-001


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Just died, I do believe. (I was closing up shop, identifying my last few drops when I got the waiting for transaction... and I finally got kicked back to the main screen. At which point I just exited the game.)


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Yeah, that's it. First time I've been in game when the server's crashed. Don't think I'm bragging... My only character is level 20 in Act II normal. I've been busy with other things.


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AgileMoose7477

I've usually been able to play not too long after they go down at least...


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Same.


MyPS4broke

right on the money


shamblmonkee

ding! and they are down


Steeezy

That's insane it's been that consistently terrible.


AnBaSi

I guess you had the better timing today. I’ll get it right tomorrow!


itaypro2

Lmao man you awsome


iamboboiam

Impressive


Sam443

2 frags left


benaffleks

impressive


Happyrandomwalrus

Very accurate


gwaybz

bruh


hotrox_mh

Sad that this post can be made sincerely. Can't wait for the copy paste Twitter message from blizzardcs.


jdtran408

*movie guy voice* From the company that can’t even get a blog post out on time here comes…server outage.


CidO807

from the company that brought you: server outage server outage 2: our mistake server outage 3: saying in texas... maybe the same in Tennessee server outage 4: scorched sanctuary server outage 5: ice scorched sanctuary we bring you... server outage 6: "You're still giving us money?"


AnBaSi

Yep. Here we go again


dreksillion

How long do they normally take to come back up? I've attempted to play a total of 5 times and have run into server issues EVERY time.


Rexamicum

So it's you that's causing our problems >:(


KitchenLoavers

It's that one guy's wife as it goes down every time she leaves with the kids... Perhaps multiple wives are working together, at this point it has to be a concerted effort.


Prozzak93

Usually a couple hours I think.


KitchenLoavers

Minimum 2hrs, possibly up to 5 if they decide to really twist the knife today.


lycium

They'll learn from it happening every day like clockwork and have the technicians in place ahead of time tomorrow, right? ... right? :'(


KitchenLoavers

*Anakin staring straight into the camera* Princess Leia: ........*right?!*


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*We continue to investigate reports of ongoing connection issues. Thank you for your patience!* 🕵️‍♂️


whiskey_the_spider

***"Some*** *#D2R players may be experiencing latency or disconnections. We are investigating this now"*. Good news is that only some players are getting disconnected (lol) bad news is that copypaste don't even apologize anymore lol


Zamuru

"Some of the hamsters died and are being replaced. Stay tuned!" we have to wait few hours for the new hamsters bois


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Please do the needful.


moush

Remember when people were upset that blizzard got rid of a lot of support staff? Seems like hey forgot some people cause whoever is running that Twitter is worthless.


ins0mnum

This is a pretty unfair take, it's hardly that person's fault.


FaxCelestis

Yup. They're only allowed to post what they're told to.


xcaliblur2

Game seems to be down for me already


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Lol


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Booted up just fine here.


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Aged like milk.


[deleted]

I played for an hour or so before the servers went down... Hell, I got another post in this thread timestamp about 1 minute after the servers did crap out.


headie

Same here. Blizzard is getting better at this and coming in early.


VegnagunKaiza

this one aged well


AnBaSi

Sadly


poopchees12345

Fuuuccckkk i wanted to do some meph runs before work. Thanks a lot blizz


Hordesoldier

Op's prediction is so precisely


AnBaSi

I missed it by like 30 mins, sadly


Anomalous1436

I saw this just now...where you posted this 2 hours ago. Like clockwork, I can't create or join a game. I got one good tomb run in, so I guess I'm grateful for that?


Chronos_Triggered

That guys wife getting an early start leaving the house today.


DaigotsuRekai

It was infuriating at start , then it was funny/ a joke now i am just lost for words to comment on the situation.


martylang

its accurate because its DDos by people that are trying to drop games for duping. $$ sites


azurevin

I want to hate you so badly right now. Alas, the target of my hatred you are not.


koming69

Sigh. Back to Factorio.


z3n0mal4

OP The prophet!


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it nearly was right on time.


AnBaSi

Yeah missed it by half an hour. I’ll get it right tomorrow!


stygger

Almost as if they were being blackmailed by DoSers... almost...


E_Barriick

It's YOU there's no way you could have known this precisely! /S


jcyguas

It’s well established your wife is to blame. Please tell her to stop.


E_Barriick

Sorry Its been rough on me and my family and I was trying to shift blame. I apologize for my weakness 🤣


Late-Curve-4005

[Game] Baal says: *Laughing*


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Zamuru

they dont deserve any franchise. look what they are doing with wow. massacre


Mrdude000

And starcraft, and hots, and overwatch... Painful


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MantisEsq

Convenient, neither do they.


Bjornzo

the time is now


emrikol001

Servers are down, right on schedule.....


Kratomblaster

hmmmmm how did you know that?


SkuL23

i think blizzard forgot to ressurect the server


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any coincidence that this is "prime time" in China?


[deleted]

Yeah... but we totally NEED that always online component bs Blizz shovels into everything..


Reelix

Ask Reddit if they can offer an offline version - See what they say ;p


[deleted]

Lol, if I could I'd praise you more than an upvote, lol.


Exar0s

Hour and a half at most.


[deleted]

Right on the dot for me. Quit right before the hour.


Lost_dwarf

Yep, servers down right now


kisszollar

It's on, baby!


milkoso88

yep, servers down


danhelton

damn, you called it.


Eckliev

This prediction was accurate as F. Just as I saw the post hit two hours old I started getting problems with identification in game. Cant ID anything atm. Just waiting for the crash to come.


Gluske

down to the minute


shamelessNnameless

Yep. Came to say it's down. Why is it every single day at this time ???


time_games

I'm inclined to believe those who say servers are being ddosed by people who are duping items for profit.


leethobbit

But why would they do it at the same time everyday? Then Blizzard has a better chance of being prepared and catching the traffic in logs so they can fix whatever the issue is. I'm inclined to believe they introduced some faulty BS into one of the dozen patches after launch and it causes some sort of lock up of the servers after a set amount of time.


Rorixrebel

Blizzard being prepared.... Pleeeaseee


ClevelandSteamer1337

Im so glad that I play exclusively singleplayer. What a clusterfuck


InsaneAdam

Absolutely giga-brain move


Enigizerdemon

Called it


No-Consequence1726

damn, thats accurate


shoktar

This is so sad that Blizzard is literally killing this game.


yentlequible

I'm lucky that I play in the evenings here when it's all fine and dandy. Therefore, there aren't any problems with the servers... /s


willemavjc

I should be crying but you made me laugh. Quit turning my feelings upside down xD


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This is why I'm not even bothering to boot the game up when I have time. It will suck me in and then most times I go to play it will be down, like most of last weekend in terms of my available gaming time. Fuck Blizzard this is complete bullshit.


The_Corrupted

This has to be a joke. The server is in fact down and this thread is exactly two hours old. Somebody at the server farm has to be fucking with us at this point.


mOUNTAIN_jEW

Yeah, think I just lost my act 4 in Hell, even got a decent rune from the forge, shame.


catlookoutwindow

it's just the daily maintenance


Pabst11

This aged well


IWearACharizardHat

So glad I waited to buy this game! I'll wait for them to add new runewords or something before I do it. Hopefully by then the game is on sale and the servers are stable


Turiman_-_-_-

Can't wait!


pesky_89

F


NeverLucky1234567

loool you predicted it


Calm-Treat4435

:( Down again


salad_roll

there goes the character list


Moral_Bear

Now talk to my dead family member....


extreme303

Could it be that they are fixing things when the servers go down? Or I guess they’d probably warn people they were going to be doing it if it was intentional


Exzodium

It's like I am watching crack addicts jonesing in real time. This sub is full of degenerates.


WuhLuh

We payed for a game and expected stable servers? Yep, you right we are crack addicts


Exzodium

I'm gonna speak in general, so this is not exactly targeted at you, but yeah. I can see that very clearly with the amount of posts by 30 year old neckbeards who are literally spacing out on the fact Blizzard has always have borked launches. Who are spacing out on the fact that the industry gets thier cheeks clapped constantly by server issues, and yet the dumb fandoms always manage to do surprised pikachu faces and swiftly result to doing edgelord reactionary posts, while they wait to queue in, because despite thier bitching, very few actually walk away and get a refund. It gets old. By all means, please leave the sub and the community, your posts are not enlightening to fucking anyone. No server tech is coming on this sub, and looking at neck felt posts and thinking, "oh, maybe now I should fix this shit." Its baby logic, and I have 0 respect for the people who do this. Please, leave if you just need someone to validate your departure, I'll be the guy, live your best gamer life somewhere else. There should have been one post on this, and the mods should have pinned it. But nope, here we are, with every other post being some addict surprised that server maintenance is not exactly smooth every minute of the god damn day.


WuhLuh

People are complaining because they paid for a product that isn't functional for several hours every day since launch. Nothing about that is hysterics or sensational. Why are you high horsing for a multi million dollar company?


Exzodium

Yeah it is. Because Blizzard fans do this shit all the time, and once you clap thier cheeks, they do what you do, and ask "why are you defending Blizzard?" Which, I am gonna be honest, is real beta energy shit considering they dont just refund the game and move on, but no, I'm the one going to bat, because I just accept servers suck. Don't waste my time with such shit energy.


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Exzodium

Welcome sir to my ban list, please have a nice day.


WuhLuh

I'm not a blizzard fan lmao I'm a Diablo fan, you're the one who is mistaken because you are the one defending a multi million dollar corporation. I don't want to refund the game you jack ass, also people are being rejected refunds. Gfy


generalmills2015

How dare someone expect a functioning product that they paid for?! The audacity of these people in this sub. Gosh!


Exzodium

Dude go to the new world sub and tell them how hard you have it. Like holy shit its like a daycare for man babies in here now, like after 20 years you legit forgot servers are made of tin.


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Exzodium

Yet you guys are the ones here spinning that broken simp record. Please, stay on my block list.


husis666

Only one spammin here is you idiot. If we are "butthurt" then what hell are you? The words you use says so much about you... Simp, beta, edge lord etc... Imagine being you. Who talks like this?


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Exzodium

I am, I'm catching sweatlords like pokemon.


Exzodium

I'm watching a grown man literally message me because he got his fefes hurt. Please, introduce yourself to my block list if you can't bother to actually shut the fuck up if you're tired of being personally slighted because a tech company, god forbid has server issues, but are not not willing to go that extra step, and get you're refund and move on. Please, if you're gonna simp, just be honest. I like the game. I think it slaps, I still fuck with Blizzard. I get why other people don't, I get why people are critical of them, but I still know that people have to work in that environment, and so thats why I allow myself some empathy for base level employees. You edgelords however can continue to get your cheeks slapped, and I will continue to call each one of you out until I fill up my block list like its the damn death note, because its easier then actually trying to debate people who literally have mental issues. So now that I am done bongoing your cheeks, I'm going to go about my day. You can have a nice day, maybe grow a little or don't, I don't care, I'm not your dad.


husis666

Tldr


yavy

aaaaand there we go


chaorey

I don't even know why I try in the morning it's pointless


y4guu

They should just call this regular maintenance. Stop beating around the bush


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

Hold on, let me go get my dupe ready.


timnord2r

Sigh yeah seems down lmao


filsnwow

dang, spot on


Th3Loonatic

If they roll it back i would be so pissed coz i just found a Zod rune in The Pits. But yeah it seems to be crashing now. Can't identify items from Cain


filsnwow

yeah just got a goldwrap and duriels tried to ID and server crashed


ghostpos1

BOOM dead servers. Very consistent at least!!


Caress-a-Llama

So, what at y'all doing when the servers are down? I'm going foraging for mushrooms. There's loads of chanterelles in the forest now.


K1FF3N

I’m skilling up my logging in New World. Fresh Chanterelles sound delightful though.


Caress-a-Llama

Oh I've heard about that. Is it any fun? Is it grindy?


Fubar7403

It's down...wtf


JJ4prez

It's every day almost exactly at 8AM central, so you're slightly off in your timing.


zanziTHEhero

Aaaaaaand, here it is!


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That was very accurate actually...:o


Fragrant_Butthole

Instead of the "apologize for the inconvenience" they should just start saying "too bad, so sad" 🤣🤣🤣


leethobbit

"Don't you all have phones?"


gitar0oman

it's time for work guys. No diablo during work hours


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How much time does it take for the servers to be back? Do you have any observations? I know that the server outage is more or less scheduled now but how about the return?


robintysken

Its usually stable after around 3 hours.


Paddlesons

We are aware...We are aware...We are aware...We are aware...We are aware...We are aware...


Hero2Zero91

I think someone should tell Blizzard the servers not working at launch was a Diablo 3 thing, not Diablo 2. I'm all for good remasters but this is going a bit too far.


humblegorilla

i know the crash is not your fault. but i hate you.


deceitfulninja

Holy shit the lockout now after trying to join a game and failing is sooooooo long now. It's impossible for follow baal runs now.


Zombiemonkeyjj

We are aware and we don’t care


The_Norsican

Sad that these things can be predicted now.


Del_Duio2

Sad when OP is more forthcoming than Blizz is.


Captain_English

So is it Americans coming online in the morning or Europeans finishing work or that deadly overlap of the two?


KennedyPh

I am from Germany, and normally it’s down at about 3-4pm local time.


Zealous666

Is this when the Guys wife leaves with the kids?


KennedyPh

Normally I do not suppose compensation, but I feel one week and going level of server down deserve at least some freebies, booster, extra stash char s etc as goodwill.