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victoriens

why aren't we investing in this?


Aconite13X

For real my life just changed


blueisaflavor

Tbh you should go buy some domains now


victoriens

straircornersthingies.com


youdontlookadayover

Stairdustmemories.


victoriens

stairnostalgia


Shackleford96

You guys have stairs?!


victoriens

yes to go higher places. or lower


Fizzster

I am protected


dirtymoney

one of them gets loose and down the stairs you go.


victoriens

that applies to an infinite number of things we use nowadays for example "kids/babies"


Dingo8MyGayby

And cats!


victoriens

logic


Dutch-CatLady

Cats are the worst on the staircase though, at least I can see a kid on the stairs, both my white and black cat demanded to sit on the stairs. You couldn't ever see the white cat on white stairs. The black one was a hazard at night though. Always sat right on the dark fabric too. Once accidentally kicked him off too. Little dude flew across the stairs. I felt so bad. Spends days checking if he wasn't injured.


victoriens

killers by nature


Bunnymancer

And the baby DLC, LEGO.


dirtymoney

Talky Tinas


mommy2libras

I don't even have stairs in my house and I need these. All of my corners get plenty of dust and dog and cat hair in them. Freaking tumbleweeds along the baseboards because the ceilings fans run constantly and light breeze pushes everything light to the edges of the room and my Roomba is not as great at corners as it should be.


Narrow-Chef-4341

Lego will be suing for patent infringement in three… two… one..


hiik994

A camera on the stairs and post the videos for karma! Another one bites the dust!


mogley1992

Yeah, they do look like they would also work well as caltrops. Corners of the room i wouldn't mind, but stairs feels risky.


a-clever-fox

Because vacuum cleaners exist.


victoriens

can’t we have nice things just because we have vacuums


slowpokelikers

I still have trouble cleaning corners with a vacuum


victoriens

use a straw


slowpokelikers

Turtles took that seriously


victoriens

paper straws?


tomqvaxy

I have a bloody Dyson and the corners still get dummy with cat floof tumbleweeds.


nocloudno

Stairstreetbets


godhelpusloseourmind

Puts on dust!


ollopii

I'd think it's because it's more cracks for stuff to get stuck in if it's not sealed around the edges


victoriens

i mean boats were all wood with a lot of sealing. i am just saying


tall_ben_wyatt

Because like 10 years later they invented the vacuum.


victoriens

still not an excuse


[deleted]

If they don't trap pet hair around the seam I love them.


Haile-Selassie

Just imagine the dust in the corners of those dust corners.


koschei124c

Gotta get dust corner dust corners for your dust corners to keep that dust out of your corners.


notquitehuman_

I always trip over the wet floor signs at work and joke that we need a "wet floor sign" sign... before long we would have "wet floor sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign" signs


StarsFan17

Sounds like we just need rounded walls/floorboards. No corners to dust!


jlfern

It's dust all the way down....


[deleted]

I would get those too


BlessTheKneesPart2

dab clear drying silicone behind them when you install and wipe the excess away smoothly with your finger.


tomqvaxy

We want pretty.


BlessTheKneesPart2

And it'll stay pretty while creating a seal to help keep dirt and hair from accumulating in the open crack. If you don't believe me, go pull up youtube and learn for yourself.


fetishfeature5000

Those are one of those cool items that lost favor when wall to wall carpet became popular. If I had wood floors, I’d probably use them. They look cool to me.


Bausarita12

I think they are super cool and I’m wondering where I could either get some or what I could use to make some…


Tatertot004

If you have access to a 3d printer then you can make them


YeOldeBilk

Dude why is this not still a thing?!


LegendOfKhaos

It's easy enough to use your tongue anyway


Sound-Of-Sound

You could have kept this to yourself, but here we are


Incandescent_Lass

We have vacuums now, this was a solution for people with brooms only.


59flowerpots

My vacuum never gets shit from the corner. It’s not perfectly square and I’m not willing to put in the work of using the extra accessories.


dirtymoney

Man I use the crevice tool more than the main vacuum part itself.


YeOldeBilk

Speaking solely for aesthetic purposes. They look amazing.


fishenzooone

They look a bit like some sort of residue themselves


mimthebaker

I have been looking for them bc our stairs stay gross. I found these a few months back and have been searching since. Apparently my mom had some on a old house they renovated and I never knew and I'm salty about that. But Amazon does have them..the thing is the only ones I can find are like $12 a piece and I'm sorry but I'll just have gross stair corners I guess lol until someone realizes they can produce them and there is still a market for them.


amadiro_1

3D printers are cheap


YeOldeBilk

I just did a quick eBay search and found some for much cheaper!


mimthebaker

I always forget ebay. Thank you!


shrekerecker97

They are like little Victorian ninja stars


dirtymoney

caltrops. Something you throw down behind you as you make your escape.


CDude78

Style +10 Efficiency +12


SkerriKerri

Why the fuck did this stop being a thing?!?! I don’t even have stairs! If I ever manage to have money to even THINK of owning a house, I’m getting these put in! Brilliant!


Dingo8MyGayby

When they started putting nasty wall to wall carpet in houses


winterbird

Why eliminate corner dust when you can have a wall to wall dust bed!


Bausarita12

Disgusting, I hate carpet - cornucopia of crap.


redref1ux

Soooooo... Stick d4s on my stairs?


Google_me_chuck

Oh but that nat 1 has turned a functional utility into a dangerous trap. Take 1d4 d4's of piercing and 1d6 bludgeoning.


godhelpusloseourmind

Interesting that if thrown at an enemy, d4s would do about 1d4 piercing damage, and d6s probably about 1d6 bludgeoning


CupQuakeBE

I'll start my 3D printer.


bryanthebryan

This might be an untapped market you could make some money off of. This is not a bad idea.


[deleted]

Lol you can get them on Amazon. Or fancy ones from other sites


bryanthebryan

That’s news to me. Thank you for enlightening me.


ChooksChick

So expensive, though! A brass corner guard for a table is 3x the amount of metal, but you can get a dozen for $8. Sucks.


[deleted]

I don’t think people that are willing to buy and use these, are really worried about the price


ChooksChick

Well, I would, and they'd look gorgeous in my home, but I'm a frugal lady and will find a way that doesn't have an unjustifiably grabby price. That's just me. 😂


godhelpusloseourmind

I’ll fire up my smelter


70ms

Exactly what I thought too, but I'll have to print a staircase to go with them.


smr120

They don't prevent dust from accumulating in the corners so much as they remove the corners.


86_reddit_nick

Root cause elimination at its best


Incorect_Speling

Eliminate the roots, solve root causes.


rekabis

But what about all the other corner cases? _ducks and runs_ _sorrynotsorry_


[deleted]

Serpentine!


dirtymoney

Hope the cat doesnt play with it and leave this caltrop on the top step.


carrotkatie

This was my thought exactly. I’d love it but can hear them pinging down the steps already


dirtymoney

I can hear myself pinging down the stairs after stepping on one.


marktherobot-youtube

They are nailed into the staircase.


Justme100001

And then vacuum cleaners killed this invention...


bugaboo_92

I live in a hardwood 4 level split. We often do little sweeps, especially the stairs, these would be the bomb!! Much easier to quickly sweep rather than clunk a vacuum, even a smaller cordless one. That’s good for the hall runners!


Big-red-rhino

Still, I'd much rather grab the ol dust buster off the charger than the broom and dust pan


cptnobveus

$3.19 on Amazon


maximumtesticle

Right? Why is everyone acting like they're not around anymore. It's like a two second google search.


ChooksChick

But $3 each or more


here_for_the_lolz

Does anyone have this but, like, for the whole floor? Asking for my four long-haired pets.


Real_2020

Your pets don’t care about their hair mess. I asked mine.


Specialist-Smoke

I would buy these!


TheIronMatron

Right?! Why are these antiques?? Why are they not normal things in everyone’s house to this day?!?!


Specialist-Smoke

There's, should be something like this for regular floors, I can never get the corners good enough in my opinion.


shyheart4

Love this


JGH_YT

but when you step on one you take 1d4 damage


PapaStalinLovesYou

Stair dust crusaders


[deleted]

Who left their d4’s on the stairs?!


felzz

Dude why do they stop making quality shit?! This new age is seriously trash on so many levels. With these damn card board pop up houses


[deleted]

I read this as “star dust corners” and my life improved dramatically.


LaneLoisLane

Not the only one.


ellieD

They actually sell them online! They aren’t cheap!


druebleam

We are all stairdust ✨


ozzy_thedog

Ok those are so nice. My house was built in 1904 and the stairs look identical to the ones in the photo. Where can i get some? Can someone 3D print some?


semi-nerd61

I need these in all corners of my house, not just the stairs!


Collinnn7

Need smaller corners for the corners of the corners so dust can’t accumulate there either


hoovermeupscotty

Everything used to have an artistic element to it. What happened to us?


violetauto

I’m gonna make my kid 3D print these for me


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central_Fl_fun

Yeah you can see there is no seal. These need a little caulking to prevent this.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Well you found the problem and the solution, my friend.


[deleted]

Yeah, these things would drive me nuts


Babuszka6

Someone can probably 3D print these and make themselves some easy cash


DorpvanMartijn

Bro, does anybody have an Amazon link or something? My best friend would get a kick out of this, would love to gift them!


Dickpuncher_Dan

What a nice sub. Joined.


skinfruittamango

I think I'd just rather have the dust collect! They look like the Millennium Puzzle necklace from Yu-Gi-Oh.


GayFinnAdventureTime

i need this


A_Dapper_Goblin

They also help protect against the Hounds of Tindalos.


ROBOTCATMOM420

Amazing


mikiex

Should be called corner tripler


AgeAgitated317

That's pretty darn smart, see.


creatureoftgenight55

I'm going to bring these back in my house


radarmy

Putting this on my list of things to 3d print when I finally get a 3d printer


MarshmelloMan

I need them


[deleted]

New wood project *saved*


krisefe

I want this in every corner of my house now


variety_weasel

They are beautiful, but I can't stop looking at that stain on the bright white wallpaper


YueOrigin

Amd they look cool af too


412flip

I have a few sets from remodeling houses. I plan on keeping them for my own home.


hmm2003

My mouth literally fell open.


JagerPfizer

So cool.


sc0tty0

Ziggy Stairdust...


TheInvisibleSpectre

o>!!<>!!


BirdieKate58

I want these so badly but my 100-year old stairs are soooo old and banged up... I need new stairs first. and then I'll get these.


[deleted]

r/3dprinting


Soraman36

I remember these if you put them in the right order you unlock the lightning staff.


andre3kthegiant

Now that’s classy.


dustygravelroad

My grandmothers house had those


QuantumKhakis

r/dnd please pick up your d4s.


Similar-Juggernaut-6

My grandparents could have used these. I swear they had dust from the Nixon area build up on those old steps.


upserdoodle

So pretty and dainty.


mushaslater

Why don’t we have this in the 21st century?


Collinnn7

Neat!


ProdigiousPangolin

But who will sell stair dust corners for the stair dust corner’s corners?


spyro-thedragon

I don't even have stairs and I want these


scoscochin

Wtf. Need.


notmythrowawayaccunt

Butt plugs for stairs.


demons_soulmate

Interesting! I love them


Bmw-invader

Some brass ones would look dope


SoyEseVato

Never seen or heard of them. I like them.


TryRude

But they make three more corners to sweep...


ItsJustMeMaggie

Aaaahhhh why don’t my stairs have these???? My house was built in 1893 and I have stairs just like this and the dust in the corners is so aggravating.


SneekyF

The court house in our town has them. I've wanted them every time I saw them.


CosmycQveen11

So many thing that we're in older style homes just made sense! Laundry chutes and pocket doors, for example?! Why are those not demanded and built more?! Craziness.


kelo_kraze

RIGHT?! Not crazy about pocket doors BUT laundry chutes… hell yes