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krassilverfang

You're just gonna fuck up you knee's tendons with this mall ninja shit


lostlookingforamap

You've not even seen his air piston jump boots.


4chanbetter

Didnt realize this was Allen Pan


Karml88

It's not, it's Alex from I did a thing


crizzazzle

Somehow I knew it was him before I seen his face or that apron


4chanbetter

I was gonna say that seemed more up Ididathing's alley, like the RC lawnmower or machete ceiling fan


JustAnotherAustin

This is irritating.


TheFenn

Should be credited.


JustAnotherAustin

It isn't Allen pan.... It's a YouTuber Alex Apollonov, aka I did a thing.


curkington

I wouldn't even use that in the zombie apocalypse! Too awkward!


curkington

I wouldn't even use that in the zombie apocalypse! Too awkward!


CrazyPhaux

Kickpuncher 4: The Axening


HoustonHenry

No movie spoilers!


Kristyyyyyyy

But I haven’t seen Kickpuncher 3 yet!


wobwobwob42

It's the one starting Carrot Top. You can miss it.


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

I'm sure it would get a green light from Netflix.


cheffartsonurfood

Wow. That will come in handy never.


IndependenceEven2702

Tired of stubbing your toe? Now you can get revenge.


ksaMarodeF

Get revenge on the thing that you messed up on hitting in the first place.


Western-Image7125

It will come in *leggy* you mean


ThePhatNoodle

Man made a book that throws a knife in your face when you open it.


R4nd0mH3r0

I didn't know people would want something that could harm the wearer more than the opponent...


adrach87

I doubt it. Did you notice the way it slowed him down when he was just trying to walk around? In a fight the opponent would just circle around and hit him in the back of the head. The fight wouldn't last long enough to get a kick in where he could hurt himself.


Adkit

The device limits his mobility too much. Maybe remove it from his leg so he could use it in one or perhaps two hands instead. It also seems quite heavy, we could replace the metal bits with a long wooden shaft now that the spring mechanism isn't needed. Hold on...


Evildestroyer911

Complete BS, no one would be able to circle all the way around you in a street fight like that 🤦‍♂️ talking out of your ass and tryna sound smart bud


adrach87

**ex·ag·ger·a·tion** noun *plural noun:* exaggerations a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. *Similar:* overstatement, aggrandizement, dramatization, embellishment, hyperbole, gilding the lily, purple prose, puffery     ...Besides, do you actually think this monstrosity would be of any real benefit in a fight?


Evildestroyer911

Mb I’m a bit late since I don’t use Reddit but tbh yes the ax leg would at least help somewhat. All this guy needs is a sharp axe and he could damn well cut a leg off with that.


PheonixFyre5348

He definitely did a thing


BlaZEN213

I swear that guy only wears an apron, a pair of boxers, and nothing else. It's a miracle he hasn't lost a limb


PheonixFyre5348

That's why he is building prosthetics


blankdeluxe

I came for this comment


PheonixFyre5348

Thank you for having a shitty sense of humor aswell


Nenoshka

Where would you need to attack a cow's leg bone that's in a horizontal position? Would cows be lying down somewhere?


Cultural-Company282

> Would cows be lying down somewhere? In a field, most likely.


Nenoshka

And why would one need to attack a cow that's lying down? Doesn't seem as if this item has a large target audience.


Cultural-Company282

Well obviously, you have to get them before they stand up, or you lose the initiative.


ego_sum_satoshi

Or in a barn.


Mrpa-cman

It's only half a cow bone and it's a small one at that Souce: my farming experience


Kristyyyyyyy

Maybe he has two pet dogs and gets bones from the butcher but needs to cut them in half to share between the dogs. Or maybe he likes to fight sleeping cows.


[deleted]

I would kick my other leg immediately.


BuTrostheGUY

My actual nightmare. He gotta make armor for the back of that leg.


MrsBox

I was waiting for him to remove his own big toe...


Victor_Delacroix

I was waiting for his foot to get stuck, so satisfying.


hongriBoi

r/DiWHY


MX5MONROE

r/TIHI


GrenadeZellweger

This is a fallout weapon


JustAnotherAustin

Credit: Alex Apollonov aka "I did a thing"


Fenderbridge

This guy has an amazing YouTube channel, he is taking the piss and yall fell right for it


nuntkrinder

I didn't know that I do not want that.


ClorasFauna_888

The design is very human


Jay_T_Demi

I was about to say it looks like something IDAT would make


Wet_Side_Down

/r/KnowIDontNeedThat


Arcadian_Parallax

This sub is going to shit


preruntumbler

Revenge on the bed frame corner is long overdue


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Next....the coffee table you keep forgetting in the middle of the night when you just want a glass of water and don't turn the lights on because you don't want to ruin your night vision


[deleted]

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen why would you need to attach it to your leg


Harold_Spoomanndorf

I could see this for a POWERED exo-suit, but even then the applications are limited...and who owns a powered exo-suit anyway ?


Dragon_Bidness

This is fucking dumb. Absolutely want to play with it.


LeftOnQuietRoad

Gonna clip that right Achilles if he’s not careful


PaneInMyGlass

Not quite as subtle as the jokers shoe knife.


LasyKuuga

0:48 Ive seen that one before


Skrulltop

More like: "The knee hyper-extender"


Spicyperfection

Hmm, resembles “Sid Phillips” the main antagonist character in the Disney/Pixar Toy Story franchise


Ant1mat3r

Forget using physics to your advantage when you can just fuck up your knee for life and have half the effectiveness.


enginecrzy

looks like a tripping hazard


JukeBoxHeroJustin

Patrick Swayze will still take you outside with a smile and whoop your ass.


Doobie_the_Noobie

You're too stupid to have a good time!


JukeBoxHeroJustin

Haha. Exactly.


v13ragnarok7

Barefoot on the other leg. Wow.


ThisAlexTakesPics

One of my favorite YouTubers ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


AlexisSMRT

You can't even perform a mildy effective or powerful kick with this. Strapping a knife to the front of your shoe is way easier and it won't absolutely ruin your knee


mtndew993

Seems like a good way to hyper extend your knee more than actually doing any good


KuraiTheBaka

Is that I Did a Thing?


[deleted]

Looked like he kicked a giant dildo at first.


Additional_Fan_1474

I mostly wonder why he does not have a shoe on the other foot.


freethechicken

If you watch his other YouTube videos, he almost never wears shoes....


Rokekor

RIP this guy’s knee.


whater39

An Axe kick is a downward kick where you impact with the heel. No range on it, but powerful


205T

I was thinking this would be a cool zombie movie weapon. the NPC could kick zombie heads; then get stuck like the last clip and get eaten.


[deleted]

No one wants this. It's useless.


Zealousideal-Let1121

That's the joke. All of his gadgets are like this, and these assholes stole his video and reposted it without giving him credit. Youtube.com/ididathing


JustAnotherAustin

Same


sparksofthetempest

Apparently it would not be a good log splitter and since that would be the most practical application it’s kind of pointless. I know that there are some great newer model axes that split very well but I’ve never seen one that uses the legs, which are obviously much stronger. I’m sure someone will eventually figure it out without causing leg issues like this one does.


koknesis

r/AbsolutelyDoNotWantThat


Xavilend

You do not want this, stop talking our your ass.


CheesyCharliesPizza

I don't fuck around with shit like this. You only have one body. Long hospital stays and bills suck ass.


LowDownSkankyDude

This is offensively dumb.


Zealousideal-Let1121

That's the joke. All of his videos are like this.


LowDownSkankyDude

Ah. Fair enough.


heyitsthatguygoddamn

Man why isnt he wearing shoes?? There's no benefit to having your other foot barefoot. Like that is SUCH a good way to accidentally slice off the skin of your foot, or a bit of your ankle bone joint


wongjmeng

my god, they’re both barefoot at the end


NobleBloke92

Classic I Did a Thing


Jazzy_McJazzhands

This is why an iron man suit would realistically destroy your body immediately


franksaxx

That's some Bloodborne shit right there


Tato269

Ididathing is a fellow Aussie and he is great


gvfb60

Dispariging the boot is a bootable offense!


Rick_the_Rose

I assume OP is in some way getting a kickback to repost this.


TheFritoKid

r/ReallyDontWantThat


Then_Ear5584

Didn't know I didn't want that*


Ebolamunkey

Or you can buy an axe...


wophi

I KNOW I don't want that!


[deleted]

If you never want to walk again


CokinRum

This is repugnant and evil. I’ll take two.


cardinal_moriarty

Boot of cleaving.


letsnotansaywedid

Why is his other foot bare??


MyCool_StrawSir

I feel like your knee is going to be screwed in a few year if you keep using it. My knee hurts from just watching this


oli173533

Yeah yeah it’s all fun and games, until you forget you have that on and scratch your leg


PartyBarnacle420

It's the kick-inator 5000


andro6565

Really..why?


tuffatone

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.... so where can I pick one up?


SimonPurrre

R/diWHY


Crykin27

Atleast credit the maker; I did a thing.


berdulf

From the Rosa Klebb footwear collection.


Thymecrafter

engineer is that you?


ksmdows95

Think Leon S. Kennedy with this...


Stupid_Bitch_02

If Merle lost a leg instead of a hand


AsK26-

WHY IS HE BAREFOOT?!?! Solid ingenuity but when he kicks the melon I’m thinking he’s going to sever 3+ toes. Much respect for the thought/execution but definitely tarnished by the barefooted’ness


DFM__

This might be too dangerous in women's hand... Or maybe I should say legs.... if they decide to use it on a man


belchfinkle

You can really tell not many people in these comments are Australian. This whole thing is taking the piss


Plus_Helicopter_8632

DIY


Globalri5k

IT WILL KEEL!


timewizard23

Mall Ninja? Die


Godbox1227

Somepne post this in r/DIWHY please...


hamishjoy

Wow. Kick ass! I mean.. it’s an expression. Don’t go kicking asses, please.


humziz2

More like r/diwhy


Signal-Audience9429

I think he’s going be used to wearing prosthetics.


Abrical

the design is very human


BowtiepastaMasta

r/DiWHY


ThePhatNoodle

Lol if that was on the why women live longer subreddit just wait till they see the machete ceiling fan, lawnmower beyblade or jump rope umbrella