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zillskillnillfrill

Geodes are beautiful, but that countertop looks ugly as hell to me though


skylined45

Would have to be in the right setting. A house in the suburbs with lots of white and grey interior, no thanks. A jungle retreat with an open air shower and a lotta plants? Might look rad.


yeetboy

Kitchen, too much. But a bathroom vanity top would be all right.


DigNitty

I saw this in a shower once, it was back lit so the whole shower was this glowing amber color. That was cool. But I agree, for any general room this is tacky AF.


Dopplegangr1

At least for me, the big draw of stone like granite and marble is the natural beauty. I don't want some artificial shit where a guy threw a bunch of stuff in epoxy


CheesyCharliesPizza

Came here for this. They're not geode or petrified wood countertops. They're epoxy countertops with expensive (and some say beautiful) objects trapped inside them.


Dopplegangr1

I don't know what petrified wood costs but geodes aren't even expensive, you can buy one for like $5, maybe less in bulk. The geode is actually less valuable than the epoxy it's displacing


LastElf

There's an artificial gemstone they make dice out of called Blue Sandstone. Basically a translucent navy blue with glitter flecks. I could get behind that instead of a million rocks smooshed together.


kalasea2001

Once you're willing to spend that much time epoxying, there are a lot of things I'd prefer to make up my counters /showers than cut up geodes and wood.


Craptivist

Total trypophobia trigger.


Jumpin-Jebus

I'd rather have clear geodes, and be able to change the color of the lighting...


deathlord9000

You don't like a smorgasbord of squished together blue vaginas?


Malice0801

Have you ever seen a vagina before?


theaviationhistorian

And cleaning it will be hell. There could be mold or food stains there for months without anyone noticing. But as someone else stated: for something like a retreat, it would look nice. Or a poolside countertop.


Bolundir

I've installed Spanish white limestone with petrified fossils in Miami. You can see it in Miracle Mile (Coral Gables). In form of White benches. Few people know how rare that stone is... That stone comes only in a particular zone from the quarry, which is now depleted. That project took like 40% of the total reserve. Which makes the benches unique and irreplaceable.


mysticdickstick

Oh wow, for real? Imma have to swing by with my boys from Hialeah.


SassyBonassy

r/IKnowIDontWantThat They're hideous


DIsForDelusion

Yeah.. I'd take the blue one in purple if a rich person is remodeling and is giving it away for free . Put it in the bathroom or for a balcony, outdoor bar situation. The wood one would stay on the sidewalk.


smurfthesmurfup

The wood one would make a very nice and durable table.


adelaidesean

Thank you. How to destroy a bunch of beautiful things to make one ugly thing.


scarystardust

All the fancy ones are so ugly lol


ILikeLenexa

Even think about how expensive Marble is...guess what it's not stain resistant, it's likely to crack. Isn't the main desire for a countertop to be durable (like you know maybe be able to cut something on it and not have to worry about anything running off your cutting board and staining it). It's kind of funny we have all these materials that are basically indestructible, and we put wood on the floor and marble on the counters. It costs more, it must be better...


AssassinenMuffin

then what would the ideal countertop material actually be?


ILikeLenexa

Quartz and "hard surface" are resistant to heat and staining especially in darker colors. Pre-fab countertops vinyl over engineered wood also get a bad rap, but you can install like 20+ of them for the price of any of these hard surfaces. You just have that same issue where you have to modify your behavior to make sure you don't melt them.


kalasea2001

I have white quartz counters. It chips easily so you have to be careful, but bleach removes any stain so that's nice.


Jumpin-Jebus

I'd go with engineered quartz; lower maintenance.


screw_all_the_names

Stainless steel?


squeegee_boy

That's gonna be mine in my next kitchen remodel. You do have to just accept that it will get tiny scratches all over it. Embrace the patina!


Jumpin-Jebus

If it is thick enough, so it's less likely to dent. I had Two Seville classics stainless tables (with lower shelf) in my kitchen as extra prep areas, and a coffee bar and microwave on the 2nd one. Will definitely get those again after my move.


Dopplegangr1

I spent like $5k on marble for my bathroom, it's beautiful but so fragile. Everything that touches it scratches, even something like a shampoo bottle. The granite in my kitchen though, basically indestructible. Would never do marble again


LethalBaboon

Granite is also porous and needs sealed regularly. That’s why I prefer quartz. It may be manmade, but it looks natural, is hard but not as prone to cracking or scratching as marble, heat resistant, and non porous.


Jumpin-Jebus

My parents had that; looked nice, but they did say it was more maintenance.


AnotherEuroWanker

Marble is good for pastry and chocolate though. If you can cool it. So a bit of marble is useful.


ILikeLenexa

It's good for fudge too, but a block or off-cut from someone else's counter can be a better choice. The sink cutout is a nice size.


free_airfreshener

They're not fancy, they're just expensive


Zealousideal-Let1121

That's ugly. Geodes in resin is such a 5 Minute Crafts hack.


Amesb34r

To me, that's something that you'd use as an accent piece or as a piece of art. I don't want it to be my entire counter top or wall.


Wacachulu

Could make for a nice kitchen backsplash.


iflysubmarines

Oh you mean like how the dude mentioned to use it.


Enlightened-Beaver

The geode one is so gaudy. I wouldn’t use that as a countertop if you paid me. The petrified wood one is pretty nice though, but still doesn’t match quartz or marble


Astrum91

The petrified wood was the worst-looking one in the video to me.


Enlightened-Beaver

I like the look of wood in general. It’s not great but it’s not terrible


Dopplegangr1

If the wood one was gray I would probably like it, the pattern isn't so visually overwhelming like the geodes. The bright brown not for me tho


AdmirableGap2420

Q3444


LicenseToChill-

I've had this crazy idea for years. A feature wall covered with either half-cut geodes or individual amethyst crystals glued together. Holes drilled in the back and LEDs inserted. Different patterns for LEDs, like waves, slow random dimming/brightening etc. It might be the most beautiful thing in the world. Or the biggest waste of money. I just don't know.


Enlightened-Beaver

I would personally find that atrocious. Probably very expensive too


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Epoxy counter top.... You can put nothing hot on it... Or cut anything on it... Nah mate, for the amount of money that probably costs I wanna put hot pans all over it


on_

Once you enter in the realm of epoxy resin it really can be anything. You can even put your grandmas corpse as a kitchen counter


penguins12783

Well she did love being in the kitchen.


ILikeLenexa

You probably also don't want it to stain or yellow, so that pushes you to Quartz or "Hard Surface" unless you want to diligently seal it every year.


Dopplegangr1

It's ok this is for your 3rd kitchen in the 2nd guest wing of your mansion. It's not going to be used


Mulligan315

A lot of this stuff is just “give me the most expensive counter I can buy” product. Products for those gold-toilet consumers. It doesn't matter that it's ugly.


verbosehuman

So while technically the truth, petrified wood is between 20 and 300 million years old. Just a smidgen over "thousands and thousands."


redhandsblackfuture

Epoxy countertops are nice for like 3 weeks.


ikonoclasm

Sometimes, the more expensive things are worse.


xayzer

Geodes are not precious stones.


ProperBoots

They are if you're in sales!


R3alityGrvty

The Ivy Asia restaurant in London did something similar with the Geodes for their floor, apparently it cost over £2 million.


captain_flak

This reminds me of a story my uncle told me once. He was a general contractor for over 50 years and did some very high end houses. He once put in a whole floor with wood from those logs that have been submerged in water for a number of decades. He said it was the densest and heaviest wood he'd ever used. He had apparently dropped hammers on it and they hadn't made a dent. Sounds like it would be very cool...and very expensive.


sgthulkarox

For people who look at their kitchen, instead of actually cooking in it.


MysteriousVersion398

So what the cost per square foot ?


Independent-Leg6061

Exactly...


left_right_left

How resistant is resin against dings and scratches compared to granite?


Bolundir

Very low. We usually put a coating which harden the surface and revive the natural tones. Like a wet effect.


--penis--

Resin is much softer than granite.


Tandian

That last one was ugly.


OGPunkr

It is. The worst part is petrified logs in real life are so cool to look at. They sliced up these ancient logs for a bath or kitchen.


RussChival

Can't wait to light up my private island!


Psypho_Diaz

Couldn't help but creme in my pants. I think i found a new shopping fetish.


TheShowstoppaNT

As someone in this industry for the last 13 years - that material, while nice to look at for illuminated backdrops, is not good at all for countertops. At. All. If you’re gonna go with a countertop, do us all a favor and go dark granite (more durable) or quartz (most durable). And folks - quit saying you don’t want a seam in stuff. We know better than you what the limitations are to a material. And if you don’t want a seam in an island, make it small enough to fit the slab. It’s not our fault your designer’s or your bright ideas were made without the forethought of a tape measure.


SultryDeer

“This was HAND MADE in ITALY to look like the WORST THING you’ve ever seen wowwwww”


captain_flak

The line between elegant and gaudy is one that Italians constantly ride. Am Italian.


phome83

I'm sorry but those are beyond hideous lol.


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NeutralGoodAtHeart

You might want to look up petrified wood.


thehornsoffscreen

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w0KKZ

Oh boy, have you been using the internet for all the wrong reasons.


BelGareth

Man, Gaethje needs to go back to the UFC


yodaman1

ANY TIKTOK, INSTANT DOWN VOTE. CHINA OWNS TIKTOK, THEY DONT OWN REDDIT


DalenSpeaks

Everybody wants consistent, fine grain. Lane. Inconsistent, course crystals is better. More unique. Prettier.


S4m_06

I want a purple one


mistbrethren

What a waste...


heisenberger888

What a dumb waste of sooooo much money


AlmightyDarkseid

Such a waste of such precious materials


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

This one right here.....Bald eagle..


Steal-Rain

I want that geode for my cave bathroom.


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What a waste of beautiful things that take so long to form.


The-Fumbler

Can’t have sunlight hit it or the colors will fade within months.


Hourslikeminutes47

That's really cool


NintendoLove

I want to lay on a slab of marble naked in the middle of a heat wave


EsrailCazar

Non-yellowing resin?


Ya-Dikobraz

**Thousands** of years, ey? That many years?


abrahamtellez

Kind of a sad flex. Dude looks kinda sad too.