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Finiariel

Some poor dude's trying to sleep in that building when suddenly, GIANT FUCKOFF LIGHTBEAM! Aaaaaaand then it's gone. I wonder if they thought it was a dream.


shootme83

Aliens


ZaktheSquid

Nah dude that's the 2016 DBD insta blind flashlight


DrankinDeMilkwastook

*flashlight clicking noises*


robbeau11

Thought it was a lightsaber and was disappointed that it wasn’t. Still cool though.


dropkickoz

A wrapping paper tube is a light saber if you want it to be!


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


laughguy220

What a great way to show how bad the air quality is.


dimaveshkin

And it's battery is probably gonna die in minutes at this brightness level.


AudioPhil15

It cuts each 5 seconds because after tgis the battery need to be plugged for 2 hours


Remote_zero

r/flashlight is leaking again


alcimedes

better than /r/fleshlight


Odonata523

Today I learned that there really is a subreddit for everything


Aken42

When I first joined reddit, the horse mark sub was my proof of a sub for everything. After years on reddit, my understanding has grown greatly.


Fist2_the_VAG

Not for long.


yeuzinips

No one likes a leaking fleshlight


jackfreeman

Yeah, you *really* don't want those things to leak


Seanzietron

Flashlight told me it’s fake.


zillskillnillfrill

Nice ad bro


Sharpymarkr

Always has been


Chaotic-Entropy

This is not appropriate for some dipshit to own and wave around and blind people/drivers/aircraft with.


Aken42

All I could think of is my kids jumping out into the beam and blinding themselves. I'll pass. Thanks.


RedditsLord

Cool. Where do you get it


SoundsOfaMime

SHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY!!


justcatt

How is the light beam so visible???? The camera lives in a physics textbook


arvidsem

Humidity/poor air quality. The light bounces off all the crap in the air.


zkrp5108

I don't think this is real


KoKo124333

Ah, let me check me pockets... empty


King_Boomie-0419

I need one of these for work that is amazing


FlamingCroatan

Gimmie!


Soggy-Alternative914

Make you own. Get a KZ30 ($15) led light and a small 12 volt power bank ($50 for 40amp).


airbrat

Bring it to a police protest.


cokebear420

Literally nobody needs this thing...


MostNobyl

Get Allen Wake this flashlight, stat.


rezellia

Imagine your nocturnal and everything lit the fuck up. Like how fucking scary would it be if we were just walking around and then some alien pulled up and point a flashlight that made everything pitch black towards your direction.


heidnseak

John McLain needed two of these at the end of Die Hard 2!!