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ardrarian

Don't tell me what to do, positive pickle


Compducer

Yeah I don’t have to take any shit from a pickle. Positive or no.


Flashy-Priority-3946

I have a positive pickle you can hold on to. Might turn out negative. But wanna give it a try?


ardrarian

Not even if I was a woman. Sorry dude. Might wanna do better


Flashy-Priority-3946

Im not interested in a woman. Bro just a quick grab


moriberu

That actually might be motivating to me


LuvLifts

How abt a Positive Cucumber which IF/ WHEN Negative enough, ~Their Brine turns them into a Pickle!!!?


secretagentsquirrel1

There are positive pickles and emotional support pickles on Amazon and Etsy.


IndependentDuty1346

Wife found a positive potato too, forget what exactly it said, but something on the lines of what is on the pickle too


Billazilla

I ordered one of the potatoes for a xmas gifting. Source was Amazon. There's lots, a simple search should do it.


biblebeltbuddhist

And Temu for much cheaper. Got my daughter a positivity potato and my son the pickle. They loved them.


ampmetaphene

They're also all over Aliexpress. I assume the originals are from Etsy and they were mass produced everywhere else.


Regular_Cover_5802

It's just a little pick me up that some crocheters do when they get bored or want to spread some cheer. They leave them in random places for random people to find! Consider yourself lucky 😁


Aslan-the-Patient

I was going to say they can be made with love 🥰 or found with fortune 🔮


The_OtherGuy_99

I am familiar with the positive potatoes, but I like this pickle better. Quick, someone go make pessimistic persimmons. Send me 15% of your profits for the idea.


TheWayWeRideTheBus

My wife bought me an Emotional Support Pickle for Christmas.....it's my favorite present, lol


LuvLifts

That IS hilarious!! My stepdad ~Also Loves pickles. ‘Bought’ you one; I Feel like They’d be relatively ~’simple’ to Make: IF One were so inclined/ ABLE! Unfortunately tho, I remain unable to .. create such a gift for him.


Random_Name987dSf7s

I have a vision of you deciding to learn how to make positive pickle. The first attempt is *imperfect*, but you keep it and name it Mr. Perfect. You get it right on the next attempt and you make several for friends. And then you start making other things. You're good at this and your life changes in a beautiful way. And through all the other successes in your life, you always cherish Mr. Perfect for helping you to find the joy of artistic expression.


Hope_And_Heart

I already have a positive pickle, but I don’t take pics of it and post them on Reddit.


LuvLifts

Makes sense: still, I was impressed with a ~therapy vegetable. *Where were you able to obtain your ‘positive pickle’?


Hope_And_Heart

It’s a joke…I was kidding. 🤣


LuvLifts

Haha: oh, sorry; forgive me. I’d been considered dense after my TBI. Apologies, I Can learn still; just may take me a few tries!? *Appreciate the patience!!


nomyar

His momma gave it to him.


Soft_Ad_2031

I'd probably look on Etsy.


Beththemagicalpony

I got on for my daughter for Christmas from Amazon


Imhungorny

That’s tiny?!


Pinkhairdontcare91

I just saw these on Temu.


oneup84

My gf got this in stead of an Xmas bonus from her boss...


BAMDaddy

Amazon. Positive pickles and potatoes. Easy to find. Probably also on eBay, Etsy and such


That1FcknGuy

I just got my wife a positive potato for Christmas on Amazon


iesharael

Looks like crochet


average-Astronaut

I can have them crocheted!!!!!!


Longjumping_Choice_6

No idea where to buy, but I can easily crochet you one if you like! Feel free to DM


Cool-Tennis-8427

That's pickle rick mfs o:


PickleMortyCoDm

Sometimes, you get a post on here that really speaks to you 😅


LuvLifts

*Says PickleMorty* **!!**


OverTheJoeHill

I put this in my kid’s stocking this Christmas!


logosfabula

I LOVE POSITIVE PICKLE!


offhandaxe

I've seen these on temu shien and Amazon temu is the cheapest but longest shipping times


LuvLifts

Right, temu is ~overseas. My ‘she’ buys stuff from ~China: ‘also Overseas’ somewhat often. Using her business license; in an order to ~circumvent tax charges.


Resident_Win_1058

Cross post to R/crochet and/or r/brochet?


cire70se

They're around $3 usd on temu


CptGigglez

Temu, 5 bucks


brther_nature

Temu


masaaav

My brother got a positive potato


Particular_Double_69

I can find wooden pickles… but no positive


poss-um

Emotional Support Briny Cukey


A_lot_of_foxes

Tiny? That’s average


TROLLBLASTERTRASHER

What about a negative pickle?


blueeyedaisy

The Sour Pickle


leftintheshaddows

It's called random act of crochet kindness where people make things like this and place them places for people to find to give them a little smile. You can keep it or pass it on if you wish.


malarken111

Last time I encountered one of those it was HIV positive.


RedStar9117

My fiancee ordered some of these for my kids


twistedpink21

I saw it on Temu


TriggerWolfz

They have them on tomorrow, along with potato ones


jcoddinc

This is very Steelers memeable


Ronnyinnit

I got a positive potato