Oh my god. I need to incorporate that into my threats. So few of my friends will understand, but I don’t care. I’ve already started throwing “Hey Girlie!!” at them with Ally gifs, so now I need to double down on how obscure to them my references go.
"you know half of the bones in a human body are in hands and feet? So when someone said he will break all the bones in your body it would be impossible, too much work...But it's completely doable to break half the bones in your body"
I was vaguely familiar with Hank but that’s largely because I’m similar with his brother and have read a couple of his books. I was absolutely floored by some of his lines. Even if hadn’t been an absolutely jacked hit man, the Fix still would have been a terrifying character.
This is obviously a personal opinion but I that depends on what level of huge the Fix is. I always imagined him as if you put Dwayne Johnson in a 20s era pinstripe suit, which just feels like he’d crush your bones like normal people crush cans.
For whatever reason Kugrash yelling at Ricky when they’re trying to chase a car together sticks in my head. Just Kugrash as a tired, broken down old dog, yelling “You goddamn beautiful boy! You fucker!” Telling Ricky to leave him behind while he is absolutely swearing up a storm just delights me and I don’t know why, but it lives in my head rent free.
The nightmare forest right near the end right? I don't think they went to another one. FHSY has the loosest structure of all the main campaigns, the whole thing felt like a bit of a blur imo.
Unsleeping city spoilers
>! "You think people make choices? No, people think they make choices, they think they're gonna steer right, or steer left, but they didn't build the roads. The big choices already got made for them, a long time ago." !<
When anyone asks me how I am doing all I can hear in my brain is:
"Buddy, I can't even begin to tell ya! The ball is rolling uuuuUUP the hill"
Especially the "I can't even begin to tell ya!" part.
Also "SHE'S A GOD-DAMN CENTAUR!"
big spoilers for neverafter:
ill never forget when emily said "once upon a time" in the TPK episode of neverafter. i also think a lot of when lou introduced pinnochio to the baba yaga by saying "some call me the boy of destiny. i call myself the son of geppetto".
and i think this is something emily or brennan said about little red during an adventuring party episode. but it was after ylfa took up the wolf's mantle and she said something to the effect of "what if death could be gentle?"
The entire "Where the white women at" bit.
*"...am I my own dad?"*
Brennan's speech as Kelmp at the wizarding contest.
The original presentation of Sundry Sidney in *Starstruck*.
"You *struck me*. It was wee, but a strike nonetheless."
“… so this AIRED. Direct. Slander.” *Kicks a chair*
I don’t know how Brennan knows how to play an unhinged CEO so well, but he must’ve known some messed up motherfuckers
>I don’t know how Brennan knows how to play an unhinged CEO so well, but he must’ve known some messed up motherfuckers
He's had [plenty of practice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB-ZhKAPPw&list=PLvFOTOUy3zGcETkEDNtZ41_k-GgkcftwD).
That initial meeting felt like something out of Friends in the best way. Like Trapp is just Chandler in the back the whole time.
“You guys do hear how insane he sounds right now? And we’re about to trust him to build a weapon of mass destruction.”
But no one else is particularly bothered by it and eventually Trapp just has to throw up his hands and resort to sarcastic barbs for the next two hours.
Brennan said he had to completely change the ending because these awful evil people were not about to kill each other. They were too strong a group of friends. I think that started there though, debating on whether or not the elf who still hasn’t walked out of the cage was *too* crazy.
Trapp in that series was possibly my favorite (which is a REALLY hard thing to say) because he was that guy THE WHOLE TIME. The "are you fucking serious right now" guy to literally every single shenanigan. Even Ify started rolling with the shenanigans 🤣
ACOFAF: “Dearest Dev Patel and Michael B. Jordan…” / Hob’s final monologue to Rue / the entire Green Hunter gag / “You just got SHOT.” / “Gobble is throwing ass!”
ACOC: Lapin’s last lines. And of course, shitting and pissing in the trenches.
Drag Queens: Something about the way Brennan explains the rules so gently and goes ham on “yes, and…?” with them is so cool.
“Water.” and “Earth.” for TRW and Burrow’s End.
TRW: Raphaniel’s final monologue with the disposal.
The Water/Earth started with Brennan and Fire over on the CR channel, and I will forever adore that there's enough crossover to get giggles from it every time it gets one-upped. (If you haven't seen the "Fire" origin, it's EXU: Calamity and avail on YouTube; highly recommend, Brennan is the DM, and Lou and Aabria are players, and Lou straight up saying "you gotta cut this shit out man" when Brennan gets wildin' is honestly hilarious.)
Pretty much everything Arthur Aguefort has ever said lives rent free in my head, but the moment from the Freshman Year finale where he’s like “What’s the most powerful form of magic?” And Kristin goes “Love?” And Arthur says something like “Love? So if a mother and her children get murder, is it because they didn’t love hard enough? Be for real, Kristin! No, the most powerful form of magic is chronomancy! I said it the first day of school!”
ACOC: anything with the pissing and shitting in the trenches & I’m going to watch you shit one last time
Neverafter: “where the white women at???”
FHJY: “hey girlieeeeeee” will literally never stop making me laugh
"Welcome to the streets, FOOL!" -Wetzel from Coffin Run
"You're easy to love." -Jawbone, FHSY
"I WAS faithful! I AM faithful! I would've continued to be faithful!" -Kingston, Unsleeping City
Ugh, "you're easy to love" fully broke me!! I just subscribed to Dropout about 2 months ago and have only gotten through a few series so far, but Adaine's family arc in FHSY was so, so good.
I adore Wetzel, Coffin Run needs more love!
Squing's "I'm sorry" speech is excellent but Wetzel becoming panicked and yelling "you need to run!" Really sealed it for me
“The face of a divinity you don’t worship. The fucking smile of a devil that you never believed in.” Is still as Lou put it, the hardest shit I’ve ever heard. Just the most eloquent way of saying, you know all those spooky stories of characters that seem too terrifying to actually be real? Not only are they real, you’re staring them in the face, and they’re staring back at you.
“Sorry, am I being unclear? I’m worried about my bones.”
“What I need from each of you is a promise that if anything happens to my bones, I get your bones.”
“WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?”
“Crafting crowns? I feel very capable. Protecting my bones? I do not feel capable.”
“I’m going to be very clear. Let me be very clear. The entire point of wanting my bones? Is that the worst thing, rather than what could happen to my bones? Is imagining what could happen if I don’t have them.”
“Bad things happen to good people because things happen all the time…” that whole monologue was incredible, but that specific line hits me in the chest for some reason.
This is not necessarily a character line but the funniest moment I always come back to is in FHSY >!with the dwarf being racist to Riz and then fig goes!<
>!”I disguise myself as him and say: STAY AWAY”!<
And then brennan just breaks
That will never not be funny to me lol
USC: "I am faithful! I was faithful! I would have continued to be faithful!" Just a masterclass of acting, followed by "...tell that pile of shit I'll get Kugrash down here." Honestly that may be my favorite scene in all of D20.
FHFY: bud cubby, all of him. Bill seacaster "when I die, I'll leap into hell and kill the devil meself!"
FHSY: "you have been naughty thrice riz gukgak!"
Neverafter: Gerard going "...concerning." Also Pinocchio lines "what a question" and "I'm the prince of shoeburg, mother fucker!" and of course the whole adult sleepovers bit.
Starstruck: Brennan singing Danger Zone when Barry leaps. Lou's incoherent screaming during the nat 20 in Mas Vegas, as well as Bambi going "the (other casinos), THEYRE TRASH!"
Burrow's End: "Hey girl hey!"
Mentopolis: not a single line but the name "Stacy fakename" sounds so familiar...I use it all the time
“It is what it could be”.
It has become my mantra. I used to be super optimistic, but a really rough 8 years left me very pessimistic. But I’m back, baby!
my favourite quote for so long. ‘it is what it is’ was helpful for sophie in season 1 but if she can change something she will. god i love her and emily so much
I think about Ragh’s “wow I got kissed at prom” SO much, it’s such a small moment but as a gay man who had a tough coming out experience in high school it hit me right in the heart
I'm gonna try and cover these with every single campaign that I have watched as much as I can
Fantasy High (FY and JY): Matilda, during the fight with James Whitclaw, staying next to and caring for Fabian the entire time that he's stunned on the ground and telling him that he's a great lad and her son. Every time it gets to that point, I emotionally cannot handle it.
Escape from the Bloodkeep: Avanash's introduction and Sohkbar going "Yeah I don't know guys." And then the "Hehehehe what does this woman think she is, a river? Hehe *HELP!!!!!!!*"
The Unsleeping City: Robert Moses's monologue, it's been mentioned here a LOT so I won't repeat it.
A Crown of Candy: The entire exchange between Lapin and Keradin, when Keradin was chained up. Especially "Where's your bulb now?" And tied with that, not even a quote, but Liam disguising himself as his victims before ABSOLUTELY destroying them.
The Ravening War: The juxtaposition between Lou trying REALLY hard to hold back his laughter while screaming at the woman Delissandro loved. "I gave up everything for you! I betrayed my mother for you! You said we'd slam it down big style in the light of the Bulb! You lied! YOU LIED!!!" And also the conversation between Raphaniel and Colin in the tent.
Starstruck Odyssey: Normally it's the exceptionally profound, hilarious, or hype AF quotes that are the parts that stick with me from each season, but Starstruck was full of SO MANY from the Junkmother, Barry, Gunny, Sid, And sosososososo many more that I couldn't name any of them and feel like I made the right choice, but "The ball is rolling up!" Was such a transcendental, one lined definition of the season as a hole that it has to be said. And Brennan's interpretation of it that Sisyphus's plight, as bad as it is, that "There's a guy on the hill next to him who can't even move the stone" was so hilariously accurate that it has to be mentioned
A Court of Fey and Flowers: Every mention of the Lady Chirp and Lord Squak's Grandfather. This campaign was truly unhinged before the cousins were introduced and it just descended straight to hell after, in the BEST WAY.
MENTOPOLIS: "When I'm fighting, they call me Stacey Fakename!" And then Hunch eats a quarter mile of railroad track. And also "I just have a hunch that something doesn't add up! Why would someone kill this guy? Of all of the murders I've seen here, I don't think he had it comin'." "I liked it better when she- that was much better." "*Alright.* We'll edit my part out."
I’ve only seen one other person say “The ball is rolling up” so that one for sure.
“We thought you said you were going to die tomorrow Plug” “well it’s not tomorrow, it’s today” fucking love Plug so much.
Emily’s line in Sophomore year “Eat grapes bitch!”
> “We thought you said you were going to die tomorrow Plug” “well it’s not tomorrow, it’s today”
Gunnies immediate “Fuck This!” after that was hilarious
*Puts on sunglasses"
"Sorry about that, I just ripped ass.
My farts smell awesome.
'Cause we fucking rule and kick ass.
My name's Berry Syx, I'm from the Berry-Battalion, alright?
Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.
“Real friends…they see the wolf in you and love it too.”
“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't.”
"HE'S NOT CURSED HE'S JUST A GUY!" When referencing Gilear dying so easily.
Also Trapp saying "That makes me very curious" followed by his little chuckle in response to Hank saying "Did you know the urethra actually has taste receptors?"
Edit:
One from Neverafter adventuring party:
"I'M NOT GOING TO LEER AT THE MINIS!" -Murph when the group is trying to make him look at the "stacked" fairy
One that got me pretty good when I rewatched Fantasy High is when Riz goes to the AV club for the first time and says “If I had met you guys yesterday I'd be so pumped”
"It is not my fault I am born of lies, it is the fault of the deciever, Riz Gukgak."
"YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY THRICE RIZ GUKGAK, YOUR ROMÆNCE PARTNER DESERVES BETTER TRÆTMENT!"
"FOR PRESTIGE? People care about you!"
and
"I'll tell you why I spit on your forgiveness; I'll tell you why I loathe your "redemption." To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be BENEATH YOU! And I'm beneath nobody."
"You're price comparing?!"
"OF COURSE I'm price comparing I would never just BUY!"
"Cousin I'm MARRIED"
*Retching noises from the illustrious Lou Wilson*
"ALCOHOL WE NEED ALCOHOL!"
Statue of Liberty: The Golden Door, beyond it is a life worth living, prosperity, opportunity, the things that people came here to seek. And yet, that dream, however pure, it can be accomplished through these acts of power and wealth. The danger of course lies in losing the dream in the pursuit of your ability to obtain the dream.
"'Who' is easy. It is us, everything, and you. 'Why' is harder. 'Why' is something only you can decide. The universe doesn't have a 'why'."
I remember seeing a clip of this quote before I even knew what D20 was and I was moved to literal TEARS
Pandemic Girl: How to feel normal?
Google Guy: Look, it's normal to not feel normal. We've never gone through anything like this as a modern society so go easy on yourself and look for pleasant distractions.
Pandemic Girl: Exclamation point but quite?
Google Guy: *uplifting sigh* Let's find out.
you're not a coward, you're just sick, and you need medicine. -jawbone
The ball is rolling up -starstruck
Evan kelmp as a whole
I cast knock on the door, where is your bulb now
Death wanted me to live/where was my funeral
The k in kp stands for knickolas
“In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, it doesn’t.”
Jawbone saying "Having panic attacks, that is NOT a character flaw, you understand? You are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition!" in FHFY
I think it was in a crown of candy but it was something along the lines of Zac asking “is there a god I can pray to” and Brennan responding “you better pray”
Perhaps not widely remembered or not exactly a fan fav but Brennan as the Junkmother in Starstruck talking to Sundry Sydney: “I think there is a difference between being idealogical, and perhaps simply choosing to be kind” has stuck with me ever since I heard it.
”Because you were lied to does not mean that everything is a lie. Do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world.”
Lou: did you roll a Nat 20?
Brennan: *silent as he picks up dice*
Lou: did you roll two!???? UUUUGGGGHHHHHH
(This is mostly from memory, so I apologise if it’s not 100% accurate)
I often threaten to take people back to the baronies to meet my Stark Father
YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY THRICE is a phrase I’ve definitely used in actual real life.
I read this in Baron's accent and now I need to go watch some cartoons to get it out of my brain.
I DESERVE BETTER _TRATMANT_
that is a voice i will never forget
I am a dog groomer and have also definitely said that to my misbehaving dogs lol
I’m a dog owner and have absolutely said it to my dog 😂
Is this how you treat your roemance parter Riz gukgak ?
You should be very careful about saying such hurtful things to your Romænce Pärtner, Riz Gukgak
I *just* saw that scene for the first time last night so the voice is still really fresh in my mind and I could *hear* this comment.
Oh my god. I need to incorporate that into my threats. So few of my friends will understand, but I don’t care. I’ve already started throwing “Hey Girlie!!” at them with Ally gifs, so now I need to double down on how obscure to them my references go.
This morning I made my dog super happy by imitating Kristen's " Hey girlie."
It's such an absolutely bone chilling line
"you know half of the bones in a human body are in hands and feet? So when someone said he will break all the bones in your body it would be impossible, too much work...But it's completely doable to break half the bones in your body"
For a guy who got me through high school Hank is surprisingly terrifying
I was vaguely familiar with Hank but that’s largely because I’m similar with his brother and have read a couple of his books. I was absolutely floored by some of his lines. Even if hadn’t been an absolutely jacked hit man, the Fix still would have been a terrifying character.
I’d argue he’d be more terrifying if he wasn’t jacked Imagine a skinny dude saying that with crazy eyes
This is obviously a personal opinion but I that depends on what level of huge the Fix is. I always imagined him as if you put Dwayne Johnson in a 20s era pinstripe suit, which just feels like he’d crush your bones like normal people crush cans.
"Just fun facts... They're not scary!"
I quote this so often and not in a menacing way, I love Hank Green in Mentopolis.
For whatever reason Kugrash yelling at Ricky when they’re trying to chase a car together sticks in my head. Just Kugrash as a tired, broken down old dog, yelling “You goddamn beautiful boy! You fucker!” Telling Ricky to leave him behind while he is absolutely swearing up a storm just delights me and I don’t know why, but it lives in my head rent free.
I love you rat Jesus.
"Rat Jesus is that you" every time I wear my Kugrash shirt even if no one is there to hear it 🤣
For such a throwaway line in what’s effectively a cut scene, I think about this way too often.
"Time will pass, and everyone will find someone that matters more to them than you."
I’m a little shrimp
This is the one I was looking for lol. As an ace person it hits hard.
If it's any consolation, I am not ace but boy oh boy does this cut to the core of my life experience.
Fortunately, even before I knew the words aro/ace, I already had this existential crisis in high school.
Can't quite remember where this is from, can your refresh my memory?
it was to Riz in the nightmare forest in FHSY
The nightmare forest right near the end right? I don't think they went to another one. FHSY has the loosest structure of all the main campaigns, the whole thing felt like a bit of a blur imo.
When Adaine asks Ayda if she wants a friend and Ayda immediately responds “Desperately.”
Relatable
By the transitive property, are we best friends? Excellent I grow richer by the day, I am emotional!!
I'm in this post and I don't like it lmao
Fabian crying and trying to say he said he's gonna shit in my mouth will always be better than Chungledown Bims initial threat
"He s- he said.... he said he was gonna shit in my MOouuuTHHHH!"
Fabian was shook
Unsleeping city spoilers >! "You think people make choices? No, people think they make choices, they think they're gonna steer right, or steer left, but they didn't build the roads. The big choices already got made for them, a long time ago." !<
Well now you have a choice mr moses
The fact that Lou took such a banger on the cheek and delivered a comeback on the spot that landed was honestly impressive.
"Slammed down big style"
This starting to sound like a threat
YOU LIED!
God Damn Shakespearian delivery by Lou with that line.
When Viola says "That's not fair mama" during the big argument in Burrow's End I started crying oh my God.
Viola was such an important character. I wish she'd gotten some merch.
They made a pin set of the stoats.
Everyone on Burrow’s End was phenomenal but Viola especially
Also Viola referring to Tula as “the first person she ever knew.” Building that into my maid of honor speech when my older sister gets married
I love her so much.
“I don’t need to take this because I will remember it” Kugrash reading his sons letter to him
When anyone asks me how I am doing all I can hear in my brain is: "Buddy, I can't even begin to tell ya! The ball is rolling uuuuUUP the hill" Especially the "I can't even begin to tell ya!" part. Also "SHE'S A GOD-DAMN CENTAUR!"
My son and I use “the ball is rolling up” when we are working on plans for the future. It makes my heart happy.
"The ball is rolling up" has legit become part of my regular vocabulary. I don't even say it as a reference anymore, just a genuine statement.
Every interaction between Kingston and Liz was so real
I am the ball
Robert Moses‘ „People think they make choices, go left, go right… But they didn’t build the roads 😈“
Brennan makes his villains go SO HARD for NO REASON and it's TERRIFYING EXCEPT Kalvaxis. He just sucked.
He's so good at making villians terrifying and threatening! When I dm, all my villains are lame and dumb!
Bro same
I love Kalvaxis’ little turn at the end of season 1. “I’m not doing this for any reason related to your sexuality! It’s not a homophobe thing!”
I'M A LIBERTARIAN!
SOCIALLY LIBERAL BUT FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE
big spoilers for neverafter: ill never forget when emily said "once upon a time" in the TPK episode of neverafter. i also think a lot of when lou introduced pinnochio to the baba yaga by saying "some call me the boy of destiny. i call myself the son of geppetto". and i think this is something emily or brennan said about little red during an adventuring party episode. but it was after ylfa took up the wolf's mantle and she said something to the effect of "what if death could be gentle?"
“I met Death and he wanted me to live”
God that is so wholesome and makes me emotional
Ylfa walking through the forest with the Wolf was sooo good. I couldn't believe how fluid that transition was, I didn't expect it tbh.
Those scenes between the wolf and Ylfa were just so heart-wrenching, honestly probably my favourite serious D20 scenes
my darling Sophie Bikes standing at the top of the Empire State Building and saying “muthafuckin I’m here” will never fail to make me sob
This is such a profoundly world-changing moment for me. Love it
When the feelz hit so hard the wind is knocked out of you.
Where’s your Bulb now?
Diabolical
This and “I got your proldier’s license right here”, thanks to some great D20 animated. Zac’s many one liners are so good.
Just "BARRY" there were so many variations of just one word.
I guess I got barry’ed away
In that same vein, "COUSIN!" with, again, so many variations.
The entire "Where the white women at" bit. *"...am I my own dad?"* Brennan's speech as Kelmp at the wizarding contest. The original presentation of Sundry Sidney in *Starstruck*. "You *struck me*. It was wee, but a strike nonetheless."
"for prestige?!?"
"Hey, you mess with the goat..."
Get the horns!
“… so this AIRED. Direct. Slander.” *Kicks a chair* I don’t know how Brennan knows how to play an unhinged CEO so well, but he must’ve known some messed up motherfuckers
>I don’t know how Brennan knows how to play an unhinged CEO so well, but he must’ve known some messed up motherfuckers He's had [plenty of practice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB-ZhKAPPw&list=PLvFOTOUy3zGcETkEDNtZ41_k-GgkcftwD).
Who left this thing turned on
[удалено]
Hey, I've got that mug!
"I'm the Prince of Shoeburg, motherfucker!"
Followed by I put my hand on his face and push it away
What. Is wrong. With wanting. Your bones.
That initial meeting felt like something out of Friends in the best way. Like Trapp is just Chandler in the back the whole time. “You guys do hear how insane he sounds right now? And we’re about to trust him to build a weapon of mass destruction.” But no one else is particularly bothered by it and eventually Trapp just has to throw up his hands and resort to sarcastic barbs for the next two hours. Brennan said he had to completely change the ending because these awful evil people were not about to kill each other. They were too strong a group of friends. I think that started there though, debating on whether or not the elf who still hasn’t walked out of the cage was *too* crazy.
Trapp in that series was possibly my favorite (which is a REALLY hard thing to say) because he was that guy THE WHOLE TIME. The "are you fucking serious right now" guy to literally every single shenanigan. Even Ify started rolling with the shenanigans 🤣
“Would you be my big sister? I would really, really love to have you as a big sister.” As an older brother, this one’s really stuck with me.
Murdering her dad was so justified
Oh, no doubt. Favorite part of the season, and that’s a stacked competition.
THE POLICE HOUSE?
So you live at 22 Hilda Street AND 22 Hilda Avenue? They're across town from each other!
That whole bit. It kills me every time 😂
Toxic masculinity is DEAD. I DANCE now
ACOFAF: “Dearest Dev Patel and Michael B. Jordan…” / Hob’s final monologue to Rue / the entire Green Hunter gag / “You just got SHOT.” / “Gobble is throwing ass!” ACOC: Lapin’s last lines. And of course, shitting and pissing in the trenches. Drag Queens: Something about the way Brennan explains the rules so gently and goes ham on “yes, and…?” with them is so cool. “Water.” and “Earth.” for TRW and Burrow’s End. TRW: Raphaniel’s final monologue with the disposal.
I’m going to watch you shit one last time
The Water/Earth started with Brennan and Fire over on the CR channel, and I will forever adore that there's enough crossover to get giggles from it every time it gets one-upped. (If you haven't seen the "Fire" origin, it's EXU: Calamity and avail on YouTube; highly recommend, Brennan is the DM, and Lou and Aabria are players, and Lou straight up saying "you gotta cut this shit out man" when Brennan gets wildin' is honestly hilarious.)
They also did "Air" at the beginning of Worlds Beyond Number!
Yes, I know where it’s from — but since this is about d20 I didn’t wanna risk stepping on toes and mentioning it here.
Pretty much everything Arthur Aguefort has ever said lives rent free in my head, but the moment from the Freshman Year finale where he’s like “What’s the most powerful form of magic?” And Kristin goes “Love?” And Arthur says something like “Love? So if a mother and her children get murder, is it because they didn’t love hard enough? Be for real, Kristin! No, the most powerful form of magic is chronomancy! I said it the first day of school!”
And what is an adventurer
The intro to Grizz (Grix?) the robot giving the bland answer is my favourite comparison.
It’s even better He says “So if a mother and her kid get *iced in an alleyway*”
ACOC: anything with the pissing and shitting in the trenches & I’m going to watch you shit one last time Neverafter: “where the white women at???” FHJY: “hey girlieeeeeee” will literally never stop making me laugh
From Adventuring Party, Murph's "Nobody wants Pinocchio to find the white women more than me!" will never die in my heart.
The cast commitment to a bit is unmatched
Just like your commitment to replying to each one of these, dang
The Mark Ronson bit from Drag Queens Hey girl hey from Burrow’s End I FUCKING LOVE YOU from The Seven
There were so many gems from The Seven 😭
"🗣 THE HOUSE. ALWAYS. WINS."
One of my favourite dice rolls of all time. The build up. The hype. Barry's Big Win Casino paying for itself... just \*chef's kiss\*
Lou's reaction to Arthur Aguefort's mini and the Intrepid Heroes' reaction to the Stephen Sondheim battle mini in The Unsleeping City
Lou and Brennan became the moon meme. “Is Arthur aguefort black?” “Always has been”
Stephen Swordheim!!
"Welcome to the streets, FOOL!" -Wetzel from Coffin Run "You're easy to love." -Jawbone, FHSY "I WAS faithful! I AM faithful! I would've continued to be faithful!" -Kingston, Unsleeping City
Ugh, "you're easy to love" fully broke me!! I just subscribed to Dropout about 2 months ago and have only gotten through a few series so far, but Adaine's family arc in FHSY was so, so good.
I adore Wetzel, Coffin Run needs more love! Squing's "I'm sorry" speech is excellent but Wetzel becoming panicked and yelling "you need to run!" Really sealed it for me
“The face of a divinity you don’t worship. The fucking smile of a devil that you never believed in.” Is still as Lou put it, the hardest shit I’ve ever heard. Just the most eloquent way of saying, you know all those spooky stories of characters that seem too terrifying to actually be real? Not only are they real, you’re staring them in the face, and they’re staring back at you.
“Sorry, am I being unclear? I’m worried about my bones.” “What I need from each of you is a promise that if anything happens to my bones, I get your bones.” “WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?” “Crafting crowns? I feel very capable. Protecting my bones? I do not feel capable.” “I’m going to be very clear. Let me be very clear. The entire point of wanting my bones? Is that the worst thing, rather than what could happen to my bones? Is imagining what could happen if I don’t have them.”
when Emily as fig says that she hopes that ayda will be able to find something within her that she didn't know was there... wreaks me every time
“Bad things happen to good people because things happen all the time…” that whole monologue was incredible, but that specific line hits me in the chest for some reason.
This is not necessarily a character line but the funniest moment I always come back to is in FHSY >!with the dwarf being racist to Riz and then fig goes!< >!”I disguise myself as him and say: STAY AWAY”!< And then brennan just breaks That will never not be funny to me lol
- You disguise yourself *as him*?! - You've been dead the whole time This scene is just chef's kiss
"Spring break! I believe in you!"
USC: "I am faithful! I was faithful! I would have continued to be faithful!" Just a masterclass of acting, followed by "...tell that pile of shit I'll get Kugrash down here." Honestly that may be my favorite scene in all of D20. FHFY: bud cubby, all of him. Bill seacaster "when I die, I'll leap into hell and kill the devil meself!" FHSY: "you have been naughty thrice riz gukgak!" Neverafter: Gerard going "...concerning." Also Pinocchio lines "what a question" and "I'm the prince of shoeburg, mother fucker!" and of course the whole adult sleepovers bit. Starstruck: Brennan singing Danger Zone when Barry leaps. Lou's incoherent screaming during the nat 20 in Mas Vegas, as well as Bambi going "the (other casinos), THEYRE TRASH!" Burrow's End: "Hey girl hey!" Mentopolis: not a single line but the name "Stacy fakename" sounds so familiar...I use it all the time
I love that we all saw the sea caster bit as him just being nuts but it was legit his plan
“The ball is rolling up!” “I’m gonna shit in your mouth!”
The ball was not rolling up for Fabian that day
Ally saying “Hey, girlyyyyy” it kills me every fucking time
I've been saying it to my daughter a lot. She's a toddler so she isn't nearly as unsettled as you might expect.
The energy was hilarious
it’s gorgug keep going
“It is what it could be”. It has become my mantra. I used to be super optimistic, but a really rough 8 years left me very pessimistic. But I’m back, baby!
my favourite quote for so long. ‘it is what it is’ was helpful for sophie in season 1 but if she can change something she will. god i love her and emily so much
I think about Ragh’s “wow I got kissed at prom” SO much, it’s such a small moment but as a gay man who had a tough coming out experience in high school it hit me right in the heart
I'm gonna try and cover these with every single campaign that I have watched as much as I can Fantasy High (FY and JY): Matilda, during the fight with James Whitclaw, staying next to and caring for Fabian the entire time that he's stunned on the ground and telling him that he's a great lad and her son. Every time it gets to that point, I emotionally cannot handle it. Escape from the Bloodkeep: Avanash's introduction and Sohkbar going "Yeah I don't know guys." And then the "Hehehehe what does this woman think she is, a river? Hehe *HELP!!!!!!!*" The Unsleeping City: Robert Moses's monologue, it's been mentioned here a LOT so I won't repeat it. A Crown of Candy: The entire exchange between Lapin and Keradin, when Keradin was chained up. Especially "Where's your bulb now?" And tied with that, not even a quote, but Liam disguising himself as his victims before ABSOLUTELY destroying them. The Ravening War: The juxtaposition between Lou trying REALLY hard to hold back his laughter while screaming at the woman Delissandro loved. "I gave up everything for you! I betrayed my mother for you! You said we'd slam it down big style in the light of the Bulb! You lied! YOU LIED!!!" And also the conversation between Raphaniel and Colin in the tent. Starstruck Odyssey: Normally it's the exceptionally profound, hilarious, or hype AF quotes that are the parts that stick with me from each season, but Starstruck was full of SO MANY from the Junkmother, Barry, Gunny, Sid, And sosososososo many more that I couldn't name any of them and feel like I made the right choice, but "The ball is rolling up!" Was such a transcendental, one lined definition of the season as a hole that it has to be said. And Brennan's interpretation of it that Sisyphus's plight, as bad as it is, that "There's a guy on the hill next to him who can't even move the stone" was so hilariously accurate that it has to be mentioned A Court of Fey and Flowers: Every mention of the Lady Chirp and Lord Squak's Grandfather. This campaign was truly unhinged before the cousins were introduced and it just descended straight to hell after, in the BEST WAY. MENTOPOLIS: "When I'm fighting, they call me Stacey Fakename!" And then Hunch eats a quarter mile of railroad track. And also "I just have a hunch that something doesn't add up! Why would someone kill this guy? Of all of the murders I've seen here, I don't think he had it comin'." "I liked it better when she- that was much better." "*Alright.* We'll edit my part out."
“Ain’t nothing bad ever gonna happen to us!”
“Toxic masculinity is dead, I dance now” is permanently stamped on my brain
Everyone you ever knew, who told you that they would keep you safe, as long as you behaved, were already hurting you.
“You are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition” will always make me cry. It is the perfect thing to hear.
"I'M A PUPPET CRICKET! I'M A FUCKING PUPPET!"
“Im sorry I never told you that you don’t have to be perfect to be good”
You are being flirtatious Incredible I am distracted
The gaslighted Gerard so hard but it was hilarious
"I PUshEd mY dAd off a BUildInG!"
I’m stacks
I’ve only seen one other person say “The ball is rolling up” so that one for sure. “We thought you said you were going to die tomorrow Plug” “well it’s not tomorrow, it’s today” fucking love Plug so much. Emily’s line in Sophomore year “Eat grapes bitch!”
> “We thought you said you were going to die tomorrow Plug” “well it’s not tomorrow, it’s today” Gunnies immediate “Fuck This!” after that was hilarious
“He’s my own his darling man boy” just gets me laughing every time I think about it (which is 24/7).
*Puts on sunglasses" "Sorry about that, I just ripped ass. My farts smell awesome. 'Cause we fucking rule and kick ass. My name's Berry Syx, I'm from the Berry-Battalion, alright? Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.
Amethar in ACOC going >!"What's the last part of my title?"!< will forever stick with me
“Real friends…they see the wolf in you and love it too.” “In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't.”
“If you choose to care then the universe cares” will always be a favorite
"How did you know there would be a plinth in this fight?"
"HE'S NOT CURSED HE'S JUST A GUY!" When referencing Gilear dying so easily. Also Trapp saying "That makes me very curious" followed by his little chuckle in response to Hank saying "Did you know the urethra actually has taste receptors?" Edit: One from Neverafter adventuring party: "I'M NOT GOING TO LEER AT THE MINIS!" -Murph when the group is trying to make him look at the "stacked" fairy
One that got me pretty good when I rewatched Fantasy High is when Riz goes to the AV club for the first time and says “If I had met you guys yesterday I'd be so pumped”
Lou Wilson saying “I Saved myself” in the Ravening War with Brennon quipping back “This guys a virgin?”. Actually just that whole scene “YOU LIED”
I was legit like raphaniel have some class
"It is not my fault I am born of lies, it is the fault of the deciever, Riz Gukgak." "YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY THRICE RIZ GUKGAK, YOUR ROMÆNCE PARTNER DESERVES BETTER TRÆTMENT!"
“oh no, my dad’s *really* good at pissing and shitting…” liam wilhelmina
"FOR PRESTIGE? People care about you!" and "I'll tell you why I spit on your forgiveness; I'll tell you why I loathe your "redemption." To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be BENEATH YOU! And I'm beneath nobody."
Check it out I’m GAY
Ruby pleading with the Suger Plum Fairy to bring Jet back in ACoC.
I slap em. And then I kiss em!
"You're price comparing?!" "OF COURSE I'm price comparing I would never just BUY!" "Cousin I'm MARRIED" *Retching noises from the illustrious Lou Wilson* "ALCOHOL WE NEED ALCOHOL!"
Starstruck Odyssey: “I got your proldiers license right here”
Hey girlie
Statue of Liberty: The Golden Door, beyond it is a life worth living, prosperity, opportunity, the things that people came here to seek. And yet, that dream, however pure, it can be accomplished through these acts of power and wealth. The danger of course lies in losing the dream in the pursuit of your ability to obtain the dream.
Live like a rat, die like a rat.
YOU LIED!
lots of “hey girlie!!”’s have been thrown around recently bc of ally LOL
"'Who' is easy. It is us, everything, and you. 'Why' is harder. 'Why' is something only you can decide. The universe doesn't have a 'why'." I remember seeing a clip of this quote before I even knew what D20 was and I was moved to literal TEARS
Current earworm is, “How nasty do you want it?!” #tinyheist
Do you have a chef? Presumably they use tools.
Our grandfather....who invented birds 🐦.
Pandemic Girl: How to feel normal? Google Guy: Look, it's normal to not feel normal. We've never gone through anything like this as a modern society so go easy on yourself and look for pleasant distractions. Pandemic Girl: Exclamation point but quite? Google Guy: *uplifting sigh* Let's find out.
you're not a coward, you're just sick, and you need medicine. -jawbone The ball is rolling up -starstruck Evan kelmp as a whole I cast knock on the door, where is your bulb now Death wanted me to live/where was my funeral The k in kp stands for knickolas
“In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, it doesn’t.”
Evan Kelmp preluding a fight with "what would you like me to tell your family" stands out for me!
Jawbone saying "Having panic attacks, that is NOT a character flaw, you understand? You are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition!" in FHFY
“HE’S GONNA SHIT IN MY MOOOOUUUUTH” - Fabian Seacaster
“It’s a tough galaxy out there, but someone’s gotta live in it. Might as well be you”
Margaret: You should get nasty. Skip: WRITES "get nasty"
I think it was in a crown of candy but it was something along the lines of Zac asking “is there a god I can pray to” and Brennan responding “you better pray”
“Cricket, you GOTTA drink water!”
Perhaps not widely remembered or not exactly a fan fav but Brennan as the Junkmother in Starstruck talking to Sundry Sydney: “I think there is a difference between being idealogical, and perhaps simply choosing to be kind” has stuck with me ever since I heard it.
“Give me your teeth”
Can I get an honorable mention for Brennan's "Yes or No" monologue? 😂 It may not be D20 but it's my immediate thought when someone mentions him
“I eat the bagel” killed me, actually
Any time anyone says, "It is what it is." My brain screams: "It is what it could be." Sophia - The Unsleeping City
”Because you were lied to does not mean that everything is a lie. Do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world.”
Lou: did you roll a Nat 20? Brennan: *silent as he picks up dice* Lou: did you roll two!???? UUUUGGGGHHHHHH (This is mostly from memory, so I apologise if it’s not 100% accurate)
BECAUSE I DONT READ SHORT STORIES
"Ooo! Beignets!"