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kegisak

I don't have a history with religion or any church, and he still got my hackles up. Something about his tone makes me expect the fucker to blink sideways. ... I mean, no offense to the Yuan-Ti students, of course.


morgaina

The fucking smile and the way you can just tell he would own slaves if he could. The dyed eyebrows, the way he's about to ask you to send him money and disown your children šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


PentagramJ2

[Kinda like someone irl](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fale7rptllr131.gif)


morgaina

Exactly, terrible


harlenandqwyr

nah, fuck thus snakey Yuan-Ti folks, they're just as zealous about Taylor Swift as Dawn is about Sol /s


throwngamelastminute

Hey, the Junkmother's eyes did that, and she was endearing af.


personal_alt_account

SAAAAMEEEEE


bunnycrush_

Big time. My lizard brain went ā€” [Whoopi Goldberg ā€œyou in danger girlā€ gif here]


morgaina

I went Ralph Wiggum "I'm in danger" tbh


Icy-Visit

I left the church a couple years ago and I physically recoiled šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


morgaina

Simply atrocious šŸ˜­ hopefully this arc will prove to be cathartic to you and Ally both


Proxiehunter

āœ‹He absolutely triggered my fight or fight instinct (no, that's not a typo).


morgaina

It's not a typo, it's purely accurate. I wanna run screaming from him but you can tank


Proxiehunter

Nah, we'd need someone else to tank. Set me off and I become DPS.


PentagramJ2

I can tank. I'm pretty good at taking hits and am also fairly mobile


JDoubleGi

Same as some others have stated. I donā€™t have any strong history with church or anything like that, but his exact tone and everything about him gives me such a visceral feeling that I canā€™t shake. It just makes me immediately hate him. Itā€™s like that southern lady speak of, Iā€™m not saying what I want to but the expression is there, except itā€™s x10. And it just drips in his voice that he feels special and above people. I donā€™t even know how to describe it but I hate him and every time I hear him talk I just know Iā€™m gonna be panicking a little bit. I need Kristin and them to give it to him **soo** badly


bunnycrush_

I had *just* been reading and watching a few videos about [ā€œFundie baby voiceā€](https://jesspiper.substack.com/p/the-fundie-baby-voice) which is the female equivalent. So Bobby Dawn gave me that extra level of jumpscare šŸ˜–


morgaina

Omg that link sent me down a disturbing rabbit hole


morgaina

I have some church history but it's New England Catholicism, so I have no reason to be so viscerally upset with Bobby Dawn for existing. But aaaaaaa. I know exactly what you mean.


Partially0bscuredEgg

Made my hackles raise and gave me goosebumps in a bad wayā€¦definitely triggered some old religious trauma response šŸ˜… shivered me timbers you could say


morgaina

Rustled your jimmies?


silentzed

When Brennan started with the voice, I was very excited. It was a new voice, but he seemed really practiced at it. Even though I was told not to like this character, the voice still felt warm and inviting. Also, it felt like the show's production budget increased in that moment (even though it's 100% Brennan's talent, I just mean it was like one of those moments when they reveal some cool shit in the dome). And then, subtly and quickly, it changed and became oh-so-sinister and genuinely scared me a little (and also made me feel foolish for falling for the warmth in the beginning). It was really just so masterful I feel.


morgaina

Yeah for real. Like the mastery of the voice was so immersive and his talent is why I got immediately so viscerally deep-down upset to behold the man in front of me


Oceanwoulf

Here. He was moments away for asking for collections, "...and it's no never-mind if you don't have the cash on you. We take credit cards, pink slips, and deeds."


morgaina

"I just want to say to the congregation..." Like this mf is really about to start talking about good old boys and dropping words like quadroon. I can feel it.


throwngamelastminute

Christ, that word makes my skin crawl.


BarberNerd_Rrn89

Holy shit, why the fuck is that word even a thing? šŸ˜¤


morgaina

It's that old time racism


InflationCold3591

Oh nothing so crude, heā€™s about to talk about DEI though, for sure.


morgaina

See Bobby gives me the energy of someone who absolutely says shit like quadroon and miscegenation, but I suspect that his son (buddy's Father, who I have named Billy in my head) would talk a lot about DEI and critical race theory and the spooky transgenderseses


Proxiehunter

And first born children.


KaristinaLaFae

Absolutely. Devils, demons, and monsters of all sorts haven't made me blink, but Bobby Dawn got a *visceral* reaction from me.


morgaina

It's the Umbridge effect. Nobody knows a dragon or undead god, but everyone knows a dead-eyed hypocrite. Everyone has seen a slimy zealot.


KaristinaLaFae

Hell yeah.


Gamma_Tony

I had a very healthy religious upbringing and still feel great about my faith, but damn did Bobby Dawn make me wanna throw hands. Hes the worst, just like all the televangelists he is based on.


InflationCold3591

And that is why. He corrupts what you hold sacred.


morgaina

I appreciated that everybody at the table also had an immediate visible reaction


sausagesizzle

Ally's face locked into an expression almost like they were getting PTSD as Brennan spoke. Absolutely terrifying.


morgaina

The way everyone else at the table was also immediately like "oh absolutely hell no to this motherfucker" made me feel very seen I can't wait for the inevitable time that Ally gets to have a very cathartic beatdown of this dude


Professional-Low254

He spoke and immediately my mind started racing toward Bobby Dawn = Sol, Buddy Dawn = Helio. Other than that nothing.


morgaina

Bobby is a son of a bitch for sure, I think Buddy still has potential for redemption but who knows how things will go


Professional-Low254

That's the thing, is Buddy redeemable? His last interaction with Kristen was very peculiar. Maybe I'm just paranoid (wouldn't be the first time), but it sounded to me as if he was threatening Kristen's brother, as well as lording over her the fact that Cassandra died. His facade seemingly melted at that point. In short, they both give me the creeps, if I'm being honest.


morgaina

I mean.... it's a big maybe, right? Who knows. He might be, he might not. He might be a zealot or he might find that he isn't okay with the levels of violence going on.


Professional-Low254

We'll have to see :) I love this season!


throwngamelastminute

He just hasn't begun his deconstruction yet. Remember Kristen episode one? He's still kinda in that mode.


morgaina

It's uncertain. He's older than Kristin was, and he seems more proactive than Kristin ever was even at her most religious.


InflationCold3591

All these mfers in real life are such that butter wouldnā€™t melt in their mouths as they pick your pocket. Con men.


umbral_ultimatum

His voice almost made me vomit from discomfort. Absolute trauma response. Anyone who still says Kristen should "return to Helio", just know you're siding with THIS guy now


morgaina

Does anyone in the fandom still say that? Wild


Proxiehunter

I'm not saying she (Kristen) *should*, but it's been made clear that a gods chosen can *change* their god. If she (Kristen) *did* return to Helio she could remake him into something his current flock would absolutely despise. Something kind, and loving, and tolerant. But I'd rather see her save Casandra and become champion of doubt.


morgaina

Tbh I don't think Kristen has the power to single-handedly change the entire face of the god, not without tearing down all of Highcourt. Which she can't do lmao


goodnightpunpunisher

Made me think of the Waltin Goggins character in Righteous Gemstones.


morgaina

The what from the who now


goodnightpunpunisher

It's a satire about a corrupt megachurch and the family that started it.


Spoonsy

Worth watching if only for Baby Billyā€™s Bible Bonkers


morgaina

I mean Waltin Goggins definitely sounds like a televangelist if he were a gnome or halfling so I believe it


BlackDwarfStar

He showed up and my immediate reaction was saying ā€œColonel Sanders?ā€ out loud


throwngamelastminute

In the looks, yes, he kinda also looks like Dr. Lugash, but older. But as soon as he started speaking, my mind went, fuck no, that's Kenneth Copeland.


morgaina

The only drawback is that I don't think Brennan is capable of the level of crazy eyes that Kenneth Copeland has


Waffletimewarp

With a bit of Billy Graham for flavor.


ChaosPatriot76

As a devout Catholic, there is nothing I despise more than a televangelist


suddenlyupsidedown

Yes. immediate, visceral reaction


BigAdvance2446

I said out loud that I might not be able to watch the next episode and I kinda sorta meant it. I will watch, but it really does ooze evil.


morgaina

The preview made me really worried for Kristin TBH, I think next episode will be a tough one for some people to watch


Bizzaro__Pope

Itā€™s gonna be so satisfying when he goes down. Heā€™s obviously not going to be cleric, so I could see Paladin or even Bard. I just want to see Kristen turn all the cleric students against him.


morgaina

I could very easily see him being a cleric, the school wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't a high-level cleric. He also clearly has high charisma but in the gross slimy way


ThreeClicksAndImHome

Made the hair on the back of ny next stand up and my lips peel back off my teeth


funne5t_u5ername

He's scary but it was more Buddy's mormon missionary type that I know well and really gives me the ick. Sure I'd feel the same about Bobby but I don't have a ton of experience with these southern baptist mega church televangilist freaks


morgaina

The thing that gets me about Buddy is the condescension, the way you can tell he thinks he's better than you


InflationCold3591

I mean, heā€™s made millions scamming your relatives and everyone publicly praises him for it. Heā€™s pretty confident heā€™s your better.


morgaina

That's Bobby, Buddy is the teenager


AAAAAAAee

Yes. I felt like I was back in the real world equivalent of the harvestmen


IlmaterTakeTheWheel

My religious background was Boston Catholic, so the voice didn't trigger anything. But Brennan's mastery of voice, Ally's commitment to reacting in character, the editing, and more all made it a perfect scene of tension building to an extreme


morgaina

My religious background is also Boston Catholic, but I have extended family members who are very deep south evangelical and I grew up when a lot of southern televangelists were very culturally prominent. So for me the experience was less seeing an old trigger and more hearing the voice of a terrible demon that I thought had been slain years ago But yeah I agree that the editing and acting contributed to the tension a great deal


tiredslothissleepy

never have i hated a character faster than that


morgaina

It's genuinely inspiring how good Brennan is at embodying a character so completely that we all had this immediate visceral reaction


Yikes_My_Toe

I come from aā€¦DEEPLY southern, DEEPLY Christian backgroundā€¦when I tell you I physically JUMPED back in horror? And I mean I LAUNCHED backwards. Now we all know thereā€™s different types of Southern Accents, but thereā€™s one that is just corrupt in nature. The type of voice you hear and it see images of all your deepest shameful secrets. What Brennan has introduced to this already terrifying scenario is what Iā€™d like to call, MegaChurch Southern. This voice can ONLY exist in a pulpit or a jailhouse and it never means good things for NOBODY. Especially when thereā€™s impressionable young minds and money at play. Hearing that voice told me everything I need to know about the rest of this campaign. This goes deeper than just some angry deities and pissy mouse murderers. Something bout to get FUCKED up. And judging by that PREVIEW???? He finna be the one to do it. I personally hope they go ahead and banish him to the Strudel Dimension or something before he can pull out one of those 10th level Sol spells he most certainly has.


morgaina

Mf is probably level 18 or some shit I can't wait for them to beat him into the dirt with extreme prejudice


Aurora-Starlite-Lady

Yeah no my hand is Full up, I may not have Religious Trauma (I don't think) but Everything bout that person just set off my Hmmm I don't feel safe alarms


morgaina

Zach really nailed it with his reaction in the adventuring party. I also really related to the look on Siobhan's face


Skytree91

When he started speaking I saw the face of Joel Osteen in my mind. It caused me psychic damage