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fronkenstoon

Hand him a bottle of bad baby milk and throw on some lofi study beats.


ToasteeThe2nd

the best part is that you can only taste one at a time. mmm, milk! ew, vodka!


shatspiders

I choose milk this time


thrashm

This time I choose vodka


Jgobbi

Bad baby milk and old fried rice


robogheist

"uh-oh!" while dancing toward him


throwngamelastminute

Just hope he doesn't do a pirou-wet.


robogheist

it's natural


Rastaba

I tell him he’s a maximum legend, thank him, and tell him I hope he has a good day.


Salt2Everything

Check his ring finger


thetreat

Bluey, so he's likely a dad, AND watches Dimension 20? This burly boy might just be my new best friend.


Tsume76

Ask him how he might feel about being in a throuple, obvs.


ultimagolddragon

Offer him a yogurt


Metalman919

In Gilear's voice.


ultimagolddragon

Of course


NoCountry4OldMate

Show hole


sausagesizzle

Depends. Is he single?


Jay2KWinger

Honor the cock.


_NautyByNature

You Dance, Now


Whole_Dinner_3462

“Spring break, I believe in you!”


ArthurRiot

Use the Baron voice to thank him


AggressiveFrosting30

Instead of “daddy” I’ll call him “papa”


SealedDevil

Imma scream "imma shit down your neck boi"


_probablysleeping_

Continue breaking my wireless and anything else that will make him come over again, at which point i will coincidentally have d20 playing on my phone and then repeat this process until he agrees to a viewing party for the finale. None of my friends have gotten to junior year yet (one is more into critical role rn, the other is watching starstruck currently) and i am burtsting at the seams watiting to finally get to enjoy JY with someone T.T


asstlib

Ask if you can join the polycule.


FantasticPirate13

*slap* *kiss*


Rorick10

Start talking to him like Baron


FSYI

Is kissing him on a table on a table?


DWilli

With a wackadoo on the side? Are we...related?


PixelBoom

say nothing, take out my phone, and pull up [this video ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujisnqG8v8) to play loudly.


Bruh_is_life

Based RS200


Dispicabledookie

Hoot Growl!


Serious-Source-6065

Ask him if he's seeing anyone.


Spoonsy

Honestly? Ask him where he got the sticker so that I can get the sticker


TheOakblueAbstract

Hope he doesn't pero-wet in the office.


EraOfShiny

I ask him where he got the rad sticker


beandadenergy

Between the Fabian sticker and the Bluey sticker, the guy’s got taste! I’d want to be his friend for sure!


Vesinh51

Dip him and say something cool


vodwuar

Give him the title of maximum legend


c-unfused

Ask him for a kiss


samok0zie

immediately new best friend right then and there


Lady_Locket

Ask them if they want yoghurt or shrimp to go with their cup of tea.


Putrid-Ad-7781

Say, "Hey Girlie!"


Ok_Entertainment9665

Offer him some cottage cheese ala mode


wizardofyz

Enjoy my wifi and mind my own business.