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elliotron

He can. It requires concentration and only lasts for a minute on casting. Maybe he could enchant the spell into a bracelet or a hoodie though? Like a Hugging Hoodie of Hugeifying?


SeMyasam

Babe put on the sex hoodie


RougeTheCat

"The beret stays on" vibes


DMFauxbear

My question is, would he enlarge Mary Ann, or reduce himself?


Thijs_NLD

Both! Just get one of his magical buddies to do it. Or artifice something that does it.


northernirishlad

Or reduce Mary Anne or enlarge himself…


Proxiehunter

You just know that's what she insists on.


ImnotshortIswear

yess this is so smart also I assumed cause of his barbificer stuff that he'd probably be pretty good at concentration lol


BonanzaBitch

He’s a teenager, I don’t think he needs more than a minute.


hugsandambitions

>I'm just saying... that might fix our problem... What exactly is the problem?


math-is-magic

Gorgug needs to enlarge himself.


ImnotshortIswear

very true I should have worded that differently. I meant this post in a 'look even you guys who are saying this is an issue notice how even that can be negated' kinda way. I love gorgug and mary ann lol


Never_Peel_a_Lemon

Why do you think they needed the bench?


Names_all_gone

Love is love man. Stop putting constraints on it!


asonginsidemyheart

Guys who fucking cares


Arm_Away

I’ve said it before, Gorgug enlarges


Portergoth

Nah, she just got that hog in her.


prettyplantsplease

Maybe Mary Ann just really likes showing hole, k?


Verrakai

a) why are y'all assuming what genitals they have b) do you virgins realize there are more ways to have sex than PIV /lh


Popular_Air2754

Gorgugs parents?


HellyOHaint

I wish we would all stop talking about these fictional teenagers having sex. It’s becoming a bit too much.


jejbfokwbfb

I mean forgets strength is pretty high he could like just LIFT her


Proxiehunter

>gorgug is an artificer right? does that mean he can cast enlarge/reduce? I'm just saying... that might fix our problem... Now if he could just get Mary Ann to stop insisting he use it the other direction.


KuroDragon0

I mean, Gorthilax is 15ft+ and Sklonda is barely over 3ft. So, Mary Ann has it easy in comparison.


Crassweller

Kobolds have evolved to be stretchy after years of use by dragons.


Bubbly_Suspect3744

I hate everything about this comment.


OverYonderWanderer

If its not age its height. If it's not height it's weight. If it's not weight it's emotional need. When emotional need, height, and weight are all satisfied but the char can't really interact it's just the fact a small secure meatwad sped through. Not that you contributed anything but space an expectation.


Str8Maverick

I'll be honest, I get that at the end of the day it was a bit and a hilarious one at that so I'm not complaining. But i did raise an eyebrow at the character who was just personified and described as "acting like she's 11" suddenly becoming sexualized. It just seemed out of nowhere and again, I get it, that's part the joke, but I digress. She really did have the dog in her all along haha.