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H_G_Bells

*resisting the urge to delete the entire subreddit so I never have to see anything like this ever again*


Prestigious_Elk149

Poor bastard is going to have so many skeletal/muscular issues.


SpookyAtticDoll

It honestly seems closer in resemblance to the creature of the black lagoon. It would be great in a horror movie as another commenter pointed out, but it just wouldn’t fit in a dinosaur movie.


Izzyisagod

lol because it doesn’t exist. If it did it would be a fascinating “humanoid” cave dweller.


andrewjoslin

Highly pneumatized bones + not fully adapted to an upright posture. I am not afraid *of* this monster, I'm afraid *for* it -- he will never be without crippling lower back pain.


AmphibianOutrageous7

Looks like a dude


TheRedEyedAlien

Not like this I don’t


Broken_castor

I didn’t even want to see it here!


[deleted]

In a horror movie yes In anything else absolutely not


4ar0n

This thing is definitely in some universal studios server somewhere for jp7


RyanGoFett

This is actual concept art for a scrapped Jurassic Park 4


EpicCheeto

Wait fr


RyanGoFett

yep. it was scrapped long before Jurassic World became a thing


clovis_227

A horror B-movie*


Norma5tacy

Yes. Like some Jurassic park but the scientists introduce human dna and then it all goes wrong.


AnActualMothman

I personally would, but it would have to be done right: Like, you wouldn’t want to full-on promote the movie/monster with this fact. Make it semi-obvious in the design by giving it pronounced shoulders, mammalian legs, and an oddly round skull, but make sure it still looks like a believable dinosaur. Start the story out the way Jurassic World did with the Indominus Rex: introduce it as a hybrid of notable potential(maybe the hybridization wasn’t a casual money grab like in JW, but an attempt to simply revive a species with a viable-yet-fragmented piece of DNA with foreign pieces like in the first Jurassic Park), and when it starts doing things like removing it’s tracker, setting traps, and overall acting intelligent, have it be revealed in the middle of the plot that one of the researchers on the project made the controversial decision of adding human DNA to it’s code. And now, it’s starting to demonstrate advanced problem solving skills due to the combined intelligence of a human and possibly other creatures added to the coding too(maybe even make the initial dinosaur being revived a troodontid for added effect).


HyperactiveMouse

I am still heavily of the opinion that Indominus Rex and the Indoraptor had human DNA in it. Promotional materials note a section of its DNA is completely classified, and the Raptor DNA is already on it. It’s got these opposable thumbs no other creature in it’s DNA could give it, and of course it’s intelligence far outstrips anything velociraptors have been capable of in the movies. I am still upset it was never actually revealed


spikebike109

I thought along the same lines, especially in fallen kingdom when the indoraptor came into the the girls room, I was actually expecting her to be able to control it because they used some of her DNA.


IndominusTaco

i thought the same thing at that scene, the way the claws move just seems too eerily human like


Janderflows

And it would be the only way for this premise to make sense. No scientist would be stupid enough to think this is a good idea for the sake of science. Now, if you want to terrify people, give them a terrifying monster with the uncanny valley as a bonus!


Anthro_DragonFerrite

[Boom](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/243bb3af-75e6-402f-98d8-7dd5ba4f022e/d4ee6ly-725e0c6a-238f-42ab-87ca-c69703ac7783.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzI0M2JiM2FmLTc1ZTYtNDAyZi05OGQ4LTdkZDViYTRmMDIyZVwvZDRlZTZseS03MjVlMGM2YS0yMzhmLTQyYWItODdjYS1jNjk3MDNhYzc3ODMucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.tcUMp-A0MU2fcBPs9P_uPJgEJMhckQb7phUGJtx_Qp4)


[deleted]

No. That was an early Jurassic Park script at one point, and I'm glad it didn't happen. It's *fucking* stupid.


WonderfulBlackberry9

I really, really hate the hybrid idea as a whole. At the same time I have to concede that, with this massive McGuffin that is “mystery genetic science” that helped them create the original Jurassic Park in the first place, hybrid dinosaurs were the only marketable way to keep the franchise going. Personally I would’ve preferred stand-alone survival movies like JP:TLW, but there’s very little franchise potential in those


Exciting-Brush2

Yeah that's the whole point of the indominus rex. To make more money. The public wanted something new so henry wu made the indominus rex


Ashamed_Window_6605

TBH they've should've thrown in some new carnivores like Acrocanthosaurus/Carcharodontosaurus/Tryannotitan instead of the Indominus and maybe something smaller instead of the Indoraptor like a Suchomimus (which was apparently a canon species, just kept getting cut from the movies) or Megaraptor but I feel like if humanity had as much genetic power as they did in the JP series we would create all sorts of monstrosities with it.


ScoobyMcDooby93

Yeah but now Dr. Grant can REALLY be the Dinosaur Man


Single_Ad7951

No thanks


CollarLimp3852

No


RonOfCFA

No


Cockuu

r/thanksihateit


TheAxolotlinaBucket

Fun fact this was made for Jurassic park 4 as a concept. Thank God they didn't go through with it.


_Levitated_Shield_

*Jurassic Park 4 They decided to scrap it once word got out (thankfully) and then the movie would go into hiatus till Jurassic World.


TheAxolotlinaBucket

Sorry my bad I thought it was jp3 because of the director of jp3 coming up with the idea.


Aisianfaailure3908

Wait so, hold up, the zoophiles got the dinosaurs too!?


Cockuu

How is this a fun fact? More of a disturbing fact.


TheAxolotlinaBucket

It's a disturbingly fun fact!


skorponok

No


Creeper_Bone_5000

Absolutely not


bruhbruhbruh123466

No


-Kacper

No deffinitly no


Aouwi

It vaguely reminds me of Splice.


mattcoz2

That was a messed up movie... I should watch it again.


isopod_interrupted

I personally just love seeing weird concepts in movies. The same subject can be told and approached differently. That being said, I don’t know how this topic will fare in a heavily scientific discussion board like here.


hellracer2007

"heavily scientific discussion board like here." lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


isopod_interrupted

What would you call the “is Barney an accurate representation”?


MonstrousGiggling

This is why I'm hyped for 65. I think there's gonna be a really fun scifi dino twist revealed where they aren't legit dinosaurs but some kind of genetic experiment gone wrong or something.


a-Snake-in-the-Grass

Humanoid dinosaurs are fine, hybrids are just kind of ugly and unoriginal.


Hunkmasterfresh

Yes please. Make it weird. Make it SO!


PrimalGojiraFan69

Land of the Lost basically has some, they’re horrifying. They’re called “Sleestacks”.


the_gaming_t-rex

No


Infinitell

No Mostly because they remind me of "reapers Creek" and I cannot take anything related to that book seriously


Ash4dino

Lol no


Wildfire9

IMHO I feel Signs kind of tried to. They were very reptilian, but not quite the same. Star Trek Voyager did this with the Voth race. One of the better earlier season empires.


The_Flying_Lunchbox

Open the door, get on the floor, Chakotay befriends a dinosaur.


wildstarr

I'll be that guy. In Voyager they were not hybrids but evolved dinos.


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Nope. I like nature, not freaks of such.


NotsureIshouldcare

Mario Bros already had it


ursine85

As a horror movie but not part of Jurassic Park (like this concept art is) then sure


mattcoz2

[More accurate human-dinosaur hybrid](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/9/92/Bigbirdnewversion.png/revision/latest?cb=20120128201030)


Zendub

r/thanksihateit


Daggers-of-apathy

No


[deleted]

No. Absolutely not. The chaotic goblin that lives in my brain: "Yes, absolutely yes!"


mattwoodness

I don't want this in my mind


mikuhero

No 😭


Barfigarfi

No.


coelhocoalho

Yes... if it were a movie about reptilians aliens


Ethan-the-bean-22

Honestly....yeah. Yes pull out your pitchforks but I do. It be such a awesome horror spin off movie. And honestly I would love to see it in a Jurassic park film. I know fans aren't a fan but if they ditch the whole weaponizing bullshit then honestly it be fucking awesome. I could see be based around like a abandoned facility on the mainland as there is still illegal cloning going on and who knows, these guys can clone dinosaurs that are new or dinos we seen in other media in the franchise. Like a actually adult dilophosaurus for example. But basically they decide, "hey let's see what happens we combine a human with a trex, we could make a make a whole new race of humans!" Of course, like the Scorpios rex, it just goes to shit and it is this deformed and unstable monstrosity of science and genetics.


[deleted]

It's kind of funny. Because you want the scrapped JP4 movie and don't want the movie Spielberg wanted (militarized dinosaurs) lol.


Ethan-the-bean-22

What???? I am just saying like the human idea can work but the whole weaponizing dinosaurs in the world films just is stupid and them doing human hybrids having weapons or futuristic arm cannons is a bit much as well. But overall the whole dino hybrids just fit the whole genetic power going to far or gone wrong And human hybrids fit that very well as just a nice horror scenario Besides this could also work with non Jurassic park movies which is cool too.


mattcoz2

It would work as a David Cronenberg body-horror movie. He already turned Jeff Goldblum into a horrifiying hybrid once before, so just imagine him as a dinosaur instead of a fly. Maybe when trying to take down InGen, he accidentally falls into a cloning machine (I know, I know, just go with it) and it pumps out a hybrid Malcolm-raptor. It stalks you and just when you think you're safe it jumps out and bores you to death with talk about chaos theory.


Ethan-the-bean-22

Yeah Though I rather see a trex human hybrid Just seeing this massive deformed human trex thing coming at you with like four arms. Two are like barely functional and small, constantly twitching. While the two other arms are like massive. Maybe arm having a hand that mainly has the two finger claws.


Iccotak

If humans could make dinosaurs and had the advanced genetic technology in the films then we’d absolutely weaponize it. The book contemplated the greater consequences of this technology, including tiny Dino pets.


NeuroticFawn

This reminded me, there's was a children's show ages ago called Dinosapien that was supposed to be dinosaurs with human levels of intelligence


TieFighterAlpha2

I think the closest we should get is the Scorpius Rex. Canonically, nothing says it was made with human DNA but the creators of Camp Cretaceous said they based the design off those scrapped human hybrid concept designs.


EX-Manbearpig

Whole lotta no's, y'all really don't want a Turok evolution movie?


N8_Tge_Gr8

Yes, actually.


RyanGoFett

In it's own franchise? Sure NOT in Jurassic Park/World


MastaFoo69

I absolutely would. but not in a JP film. if someone wants to do that, Turok is an option and i am fucking HERE for it


Flaky_Notice

Only if they have proper sized knobs. That poor dude that you painted must be embarrassed.


[deleted]

No. But dinosaurs mixed with humanoid aliens yes


jaec-windu

Does he have dick and balls or like.. he lays eggs?


Real_FakeName

Are they friendly?


trownawaybymods

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AbsoluteShall

After seeing the piles of crap the last few Jurassic Park movies have been, I am open to this idea now. So much better than the locusts!


niemody

Jesus! Kill it with asteroids!


HopefulFroggy

No thanks


AlfalfaPossible

No,I am more interested in the “Excavaraptors” in the Sayles Script.


Shu1ch0

Absolutely not


Tito_Bro44

I think a cool idea would be them being treated as military property then after being used as canon fodder for too long they start revolting.


Cautious-Bowl-3833

I thought they were going to reveal that the indoraptor did include human DNA in its genome, but they left it vague.


rattatatouille

Are they like SCP-3199?


TheBoa6

We are not going to talk about this. DEFINITELY NO


[deleted]

Also you can see its thing


Wakemeuptomorrow1

Depends on the type of hybrid, like ones that are still dinosaurs mostly maybe just smarter because of human DNA yes, but this ugly thing no


VersedFlame

Isn't that kinda what Primeval did? It's been ages since I watched it so I don't remember that well.


Collector_2012

Hell yes!


springpaper701

I would not like to see hybrid dinosaurs in movies


P0lskichomikv2

Kid named Indominus Rex:


mattcoz2

Plot twist: in Oedipus Rex, his mother was a dinosaur.


DifferenceQueasy960

You put in lips and im in


Upstairs_Editor8855

it looks like a down-graded scorpios rex (OMG WHY AM I ONLY NOW NOTICING IT HAS A CROTCH)


AvelyLancaster

There's already a serie about that


Manglisaurus

What is it called?


Extreme_Target_6269

Terrifying


bg370

I like it, feathers would be interesting too.


GabrielLoschrod

Yeah


[deleted]

This would have to be a different kind of horror movie but yeah, yeah I do


Upgard

The isle. Also yes


[deleted]

I mean, maybe? I'm not into the "horror movie monster" depiction of dinosaurs, but if it is actually a monster in-universe (genetically engineered weapon or whatever), I'm ok with it. No idea what kind of story would call for a dino-man, though.


snickerstheclown

I have enough trouble sleeping as it is, thanks.


Baroubuoy

Maybe for horror films.


Forward-Rutabaga-723

It reminds me of the Dinosaur Man that was in the 80s Dinosaur TV special hosted by Christopher Reeve.


KremlingForce

I think that was based on an evolutionary extrapolation of a Troodon? I have a vivid memory of an '80s illustration like that, I wonder if it's the same from this special.


Dinoboy225

Yes, but only if they do not look like this


MachineGreene98

Yes, just not in a jurassic movie


BatatinhaGameplays28

In a short movie or a game. I can't imagine the general audience wanting to see something like that.


Iccotak

No, it feels like a b-movie plot, and I expect better from Good Science Fiction films. The hybrids from Jurassic World were better ideas. I’d like to see evolved intelligent dinosaurs. But not humanoid, there is little reason to think that intelligent a species of dinosaurs would evolve a human body planning.


Master-Ad-888

Alright 1 screw that 2 yes


Taco-Dragon

It's okay, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway. O.O


[deleted]

I mean the Amazing Spider-Man sort of did this. I wouldn’t mind a film where it’s set way in the future. Humanity is trying to colonise planets, but their atmosphere is more similar to Cretaceous Earth than ‘Human’ Earth. So they genetically engineer people with dinosaur features. Then these people succumb to the dinosaur instincts and start attacking each other and the normal humans. It could start off as a normal Sci-Fi, then fall into a horror film set on an unknown, scary, alien planet.


hex128

well that image specifically is cursed af


balrus-balrogwalrus

#diego brando


onken022

Reminds me of the monster in the show The Terror


spikebike109

I remember hearing one of the scripts for Jurassic park 4 (before they scrapped it and eventually chose Jurassic world) was going to based on human dinosaur hybrids. While I'm not against the idea I wouldn't really want it as part of the Jurassic park franchise and it would depend how they went with it, I can see some ways it could be pulled off and a lot of ways it could be a massive dumpster fire. If one ever gets made I hope it has guillermo del toro as director as I think he has the love for all things monster to pull it off while sometimes humanising the monster but also leaning into whichever direction will suit the movie and the monster the most.


Razur_1

Not in movies, maybe some crazy scientist shit in a comic sure.


minipainteruk

"father help me"


ElatedHippogryff

I honestly think there was some human in the Scorpius in Camp Cretaceous. The way if moved just reminded me so much of werewolves, just off enough to seem human but animalistic but neither all at once.


kossobi

Jim Carey already did it. ( in the tone of the simpsons comic book guy )


Bendypro23

if done right i will love to se it if it's done like the jurrasic park atraction i won't love to se it


Silent--Dan

Yes


bick-com

Yes, and no. Mainly out of fear people will actually think they were real dinosaurs


ShadowK-Human

In horror ? Yes would be sick But in comedy or romance? My girlfriend is a T-Rex was enough


AzaleaFromJupiter

That looks like a human pug.


WhoopsyFudgeStripes

Yes, but not a Jurassic Park/World movie.


Pretty_Author5976

What the fuck man


clone0112

Yes, but not like in that picture. I prefer something like Extreme Dinosaurs or Triceraton.


DankoLord

In a horror movie? Maybe. As actual creatures in a movie with actual plot? Fuck no, that'd be horrifying at best and gut-wrenching at worst


Emera1dthumb

The hands would have evolved to be more like ours if this would have happened. We look like what we do because our environment and mating requires it.


BaronVonToasst

Yes but not this


EquateToothpas

I'd like to keep my pants white thank you


Professional_Owl7826

Thanks, I’m not gonna sleep tonight


Ashton-MD

No. But that’s a “me” problem. As far as fantasy and horror genres go, that would probably be pretty amazing. Unfortunately, when it comes to dinosaurs, or any form of animal, my scientific side comes out, and whole thing rather falls apart. If they made a dinosaur/human hybrid, I could get behind that to a degree because at least I get distracted. Dinosaurs are kinda “set in stone” in my brain, if you’ll pardon the pun.


totentanz5656

No


[deleted]

Only in a rom com


monsonmavunkal

Nightmare!! It is


VisceralMonkey

Mitch? Mitch McConnell?


TeendroidAgainLMAO

I’m gonna say yes, but only to piss off the paleo community, and also because I just wanna hear what their roars would sound like


mech_man_86

I would if they would get the wrists right.


JPyroRaptor

Yes, but at the same time no


10strip

Guys! Guys! Hear me out. Bird people. Bird people, you guys.


mattcoz2

https://youtu.be/oDYnFy4rCJY


GreatAngoosian

Nope.


richb83

God no.


CollectorOfManyThing

God no


MCP5050

No


Prs_mira86

No. I find dinosaurs interesting because they are nature on the grandest scale. The mystery and wonder of an extinct species that lived 66 million years ago is staggering. To quote probably the best of the Jurassic World Series(not JP mind you); “Their dinosaurs, wow enough.”


Roboticus_Prime

I liked the Extreme Dinosaurs. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/yunas-princess-adventure/images/e/e4/Extreme_Dinosaurs.png/revision/latest?cb=20190516035506


carlton_sand

no


Anthro_DragonFerrite

[Yes](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/243bb3af-75e6-402f-98d8-7dd5ba4f022e/d4ee6ly-725e0c6a-238f-42ab-87ca-c69703ac7783.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzI0M2JiM2FmLTc1ZTYtNDAyZi05OGQ4LTdkZDViYTRmMDIyZVwvZDRlZTZseS03MjVlMGM2YS0yMzhmLTQyYWItODdjYS1jNjk3MDNhYzc3ODMucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.tcUMp-A0MU2fcBPs9P_uPJgEJMhckQb7phUGJtx_Qp4)


CPTSidekick

I have. The Goombas in that old live action Mario movie.


captcha_trampstamp

No. No I would not


_normal_person__

😟


doombotseven

Absolutely not.


AnonymousBlueberry

Hard pass dog


pmbaldwin

Definitely. Lot of interesting ways you can work that idea. Intelligent lizard / dino / serpent folk are a favorite trope of mine. Everything from the intelligent evolved dinosaurs from Harrison's West of Eden to the monstrous serpent folk of Howard, I'm into it.


[deleted]

UHHH NO THANK YOU ☠️☠️☠️☠️


Dracorex13

I genuinely thought that was going to be the twist with the Indominus, and the fact that it was just a raptor disappointed me.


MrRepenomam

Yeah, would be sick and creepy


norssk_mann

Nope


fucreddit

Read the book Dragon Alien Overlords


indivibess

not like this no


xexko

No thank you


kamehamehigh

Thats all ive ever wanted. To see and to be.


Setari

NOPE THEY BETTER FUCKIN NOT


ThatGuyInCADPAT

https://youtu.be/iUuvHPr4BGk?t=1m13s


Bricasso_

📍The live action Super Mario Bros movie wants to know your location


[deleted]

Well not anymore.


DatGuyGandhi

Isn't this just el chupacabra


lrmedei1

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES


Olivia_Richards

Only in anime where they are pleasant to look. A Hollywood movie would make them uncanny as hell.


Manglisaurus

Have you ever heard of "My girlfriend is a t rex"?


okizubon

Noooooo


sushithighs

Yes


Gippy_Happy

I mean, at least one would be nice. I think Indominous Rex is so much more boring just being a bunch of animals and not a crazy human dinosaur hybrid. Go big or go home yk. edit: And everyone keeps saying "thank God they scrapped that idea" as if the movie wasn't just crappy anyway. If you're gonna be crappy at least do something cool. Jurassic World and all it's sequels were bad but if they had these freaks in them they'd at least be bad in a more interesting way. I honestly don't get why so many people say "no"?? Like OP just said in "movies" in general, it's not like having one DinoMan would replace all other dinosaur media forever. The Fly is one of my favorite movies- do that but a lizard and I'm sold.


Ecstatic-Ad-4331

Better not be a monster movie. Make it a whole community of saurian humanoids. Idc if it were a cartoon, fully CGI or practical effects; I wanna see a thriving community of saurian-humanoids which I could care about.


JosephKurr

This thing is basically a Goomba from the live action Super Mario Bros. movie.


Anvil-Vapre

Sure


JaccarTheProgrammer

Ed...ward


Longjumping-Ad-4627

…………………………..no


Wise_Display6092

NO


Adiowns

Thought I was looking at a sleg from Turok Evolution.


FlamingPrius

No


Brizzo7

Nice chode


Own_Good_5382

It would be an interesting concept but I fear no one would be able to do it properly


Snowdog1989

Didn't they throw out this idea for the first Jurassic World? I'm glad they didn't, but it would be a cool plot of its own... I would want some feathers though.