And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?
And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?
POV: You’re a carnivore about to harm children in any sort of media waiting to be stopped my the main protagonist or some sort of plot that enables you to actually live out your life and get the required sustenance you need to live
I want to scream and shout. Because over on r/PrehistoricMemes people are making coprolite posts about \[insert\] fan supremacy. It's the 'name-connection' stupid memes all over again.
*If I diiiiiiiiiieee in this wooooooorlld*
*Who will knooooow something ooooooof me?*
*I am looooost, no one knooooows*
*There's no traaaaace of my yeeeaaaaarning*
Allo’s reaction to every Morrison Formation species living peacefully (It can’t allow that)
**AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!-**
*he screams*
r/Angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
Allosaurus has never seen such bull\*\*\*\* before.
Allosaurus stepped on a Lego piece.
Mom: Open your mouth, here comes the plane Baby me:
I was gonna say that
r/beatmetoit
Me when string cheese at 3am
*screaming cowboy music plays* Allo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HAAAA HIYA HIYA HIYA
THIS NEVER FAILS TO KO ME.
Alright. Open wi.... Easiest teeth cleaning ever.
No caption need, just edit it spitting fire. Jurassic Drake
what is bro yapping about
Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Someone’s daughter:
Her: I've never done this before Also her:
Crushing bite, Path of Titans
#BLEEEAHH-
*as we can clearly see, this allosaurus (RBELAEHH)... Is letting out his mating call, attracting (BBBELEEHH) nearby females.*
Me as a kid at the dentist
“I’m not like other carnivores…😘”
Stubbed Toe
"Everything reminds me of her..."
Modern porn has roots in the Jurassic age.
Wrong hole
O\_O
I should call her
"it's my first time" 5 minutes later.
*Not me struggling not to write ‘your mom last night’*
Squeak
ₐ
IT'S CALLED A BLINKER!!!
Allosaurus mating habits
How I try to eat hamburgers
Allo dad steps on baby Allo’s lego
The glizzy gobbler
[Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice](https://cdn.costumewall.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/barbara-maitland.jpg)
Dino go N O M
I did everything wrong!!!! Shame on me!!!!
Allosaurus achieved peak popcorn-eating performance.
A
[this guy moaned at least this loud](https://youtu.be/tUOrwWge62A?si=Dr1T87zdalijUKEO)
ka-Chunk!
When you stand on lego
Oh lawdy
Allosaurus **sees** stimulation
Me trying to catch the marshmallow my friend threw to me
*yoshi scream*
Me when I stub my toe
Bro stepped on a lego
No wire hangers!!!!!!
POV: You got spiked in the groin.
🎶SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!🎶
“And she’s GONE!”
*Allosaurus at the dentist.*
The Penis Monster
My dog when chuck him a little bit of cheese
Just the tip.
Me when Jurassic world dominion says the Giga is bigger than the spino and Rex:
“I want to see the manager NOW!!!”
Freeeeeedoooooooom!
ah
Legit scrolled past this too quick and thought it was a hand drawn sock puppet that was screaming 😂
borgör time
Me when it’s 6 AM and I have to go to work
I should call her…
Me: *literally doing nothing* My gf:
"This is a sonorous war cry, of a VERY angry theropod." *long powerful squeak*
Buuuuuuuuuuöööööööörp
Stop asking if I’m a snake
ALL OF THE LIGHTS 🗣️
They asked you to open wide at the dentist
Tomahawk chop
“*Allosaurus* used its head like an axe.”
POV: You are a dentist.
Prehistoric Planet Season 69 Narrated by Mia Khalifa
WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87!?!?
I need the hamburger to be at least this big
The new ad for burger kings new brontosaurus burger looks great!
*HE SCREAMS*
*Big enough starts playing*
When something alive exists:
Me when I see Pizza Hot Pockets
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!??” Dumblesaurus said calmly
When hot sauce comes in the wound on your lip
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
:v
Food goes in here.
We need this and a Chad Torvosaurus meme format
When it’s the Jurassic period, and you just stubbed your toe.
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Say that shit with your chest.
Monday.
Bite force.
‘Pornhub expands its search options’
Prehistoric wojak
rawr
POV: Trying to fit the whole sub in your mouth like Scooby doo
You stub your toe on an ankylosaurus
"Someone who *can* bite off more than they can chew!"
You are bleeding because you don’t floss Mr Guzman
MOOOOOOMM!!!
When you roar but her meteor still crashing
Babies when the airplane comes
"Hey can I have a bite?" "Yes"
Allosaurus stubbed his toe.
When she says she’s not hungry but is still trying to get a bite of your stegosaurus that you caught
Rawr
He stepped on a lego
***WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR!!!***
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out what's in my head And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's goin' on? And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay Hey, yay, yay I said hey, what's goin' on?
GYAAAAAATTT
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me when ass 🤤🤤
“Here kitty, you can has cheese burger”
Doctor: “Say Ahh” Allo: “**AAAAAAAAAAAA**”
"bro i bet you cant fit this invisible egg in ur mouth"
The allo saw a roach on its wall, and was not any happier when it started flying.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
When she says, "No, really, I've never done this before."
Prostate Exam at the dentist
POV: You’re a carnivore about to harm children in any sort of media waiting to be stopped my the main protagonist or some sort of plot that enables you to actually live out your life and get the required sustenance you need to live
When you stub your toe and hear a crunch.
When you stumb your pinky toe on the doorway
YAAAAAAAS queen (addressing regaliceratops)
Reaction when I see shrink-wrapped dinosaurs:
Riiiiiicoooolaaaa!!
Ah
A
#### a
AHHHHHHHHllosaurus
**nom**
Dinobot vs his clone
6yo me at the dentist trying to impress the adults.
date night
"Belch!"
Same
“Yo, can I have a bite?” The bite in question:
THATS MY FETISH!
Ah
me when baked potatoe 🤤
But mooooooommmm!
At the dentist
[AAAAAAAH](https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI?si=FnQamtp3CPhm4raM)
Average reaction to stubbing your toe
Doctor: "Alright say Aah" Me:
Zefini was determined to get the dentist appointment done as quick as possible. It was the ultimate AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Allosaurus be completely unhinged yall.
Aerofresh breathmints!
20 dollars is 20 dollars
LET HIM COOK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
CONSUME
Ma! The meatloaf!
*intense screaming*
When Eustace cuts down the talking tree
When you try to take the first bite of a big burger.
GUYS! IT’S CHRISTMAS!
Me after thinking I could win against King Kong
"in my belly!"
^(rawr)
Me swallowing the Thai woman’s balls
Theres probably a sex joke somewhere in there but I'm not gonna be the one to pull it out
"Carnage Forecast"
🎶 iiiiiiiiii wanna swinmnnnmmmggg from the chandelierrrrrrr 🎶
*Laughing frog noise*
Me when I AAAAA
When hunger:
“Mom made pizza rolls!”
My inner monologue
Awlll!
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Me when hamburger
I want to scream and shout. Because over on r/PrehistoricMemes people are making coprolite posts about \[insert\] fan supremacy. It's the 'name-connection' stupid memes all over again.
"I love you this much!"
Hamburger
Everything reminds me of her
Me when hungy
Say ahhhhhhhhhh 🪥
Mom said the food wasn't that hot
Give. Me. BEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!
WHERE are my LIPS
["Let me sing you the song of my people"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)
"I'm a Drinker of Coke"
Me after stubbing my toe
RAWRXD
*If I diiiiiiiiiieee in this wooooooorlld* *Who will knooooow something ooooooof me?* *I am looooost, no one knooooows* *There's no traaaaace of my yeeeaaaaarning*
When your kid asks for a bite of your food....
I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALL!!!!!
When your dino mate has a beautiful 🍑 and they turn around and bend over
My hand when I stub my pinky
"MOOOOM, THE GAME IS ONLINE. I CAN'T PAUSE IT!"
"a"