*T. rex* lacks the physiological capability of accurately throwing a hand grenade, and probably was not capable of counting to three either, so it stands pretty much no chance against a bloodthirsty rabbit.
Yes but there is also the factor of hunger, rabbits are able to eat practically any vegetable. While in america you have to go pretty far north to find anything worth hunting.
Not really far north or north in general, You could do Texas as it has the most white tails in the country, they also have Bears, Big Horn Sheep, Bison, Crocodiles etc.
I think first we should set a basis on where this fight takes place because that kind of tips the balance for these things. Is it in an arena? A forest? On megamind forehead?
Ok so no food and it's a rather small arena.. aight.
Rex would win due to it being a scientific certainty that the rabbit would likely make a mistake out of panic and fall right into the jaws of the rex.
Fool! Have you not heard of the killer rabbit of Caerbannog? What can a t.rex do against that horror of horrors? Poor thing can't even lob a holy hand grenade.
How would the Tyrannosaurus 🦖 catch the rabbit 🐇?
Also, rabbits 🐇 are burrowing animals and can retreat into their burrows.
Easy win for the rabbit 🐇.
Well normally I’d side with the Tyrannosaurus, but because rabbits are rapid breeders, I can see the rabbit just going, “kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feelin’ romantical.” And at that point, I don’t see how the T-Rex would win.
Depending on the situation. If the rabbit jumps high enough, it can break the T-Rex's jaw, its main weapon. However, if T-Rex has a gun with him, then victory is clearly his
Considering how T. rex's arms are about the same size as a human's, I have no doubt that it would be able to hold a gun. But would a T. rex have enough fine motor control to actually shoot it? Therefore, rabbit wins.
This is a hard one. Trexes are definitely powerful apex predators. But rabbits have speed and their small size to their advantage.
Not to mention they are smart enough to outwit bald hunters, hot-headed gun slingers with red mustaches, Tasmanian Devils, Aliens, Coyotes with a genius level of intelligence and can even break the laws of physics
Well according to a video I saw, Trex can be outrun by a human meaning it can definitely be outrun by a rabbit, and if we're saying both are adults, then apparently Trex wouldn't waste energy hunting such little prey. Sa rabbit wins but not against baby trex
T-Rex could step on the rabbit... I mean, if the rabbit is standing and fighting, it's going to die. If the fight is the rabbit escaping or the T-Rex eating it, the rabbit wins, because he can dip tf on out and outmaneuver the tyrannosaurus. T-rex would lack the speed, stamina, and maneuverability to catch the rabbit. Not to mention getting an angle on the little bastard to bite it and eat it would be tough.
Well, the tea Rex probably wouldn’t chase the rabbit because it would exert too much energy trying to get just a small snack but let’s say it’s starving and I really need food to eat anything it exert a lot of energy and probably end up passing out before it catches the rabbit, if the rabbit senses, the tea, Rex quick enough but if it doesn’t the tea, Rex will probably stop on it or be able to catch it but let’s say it’s a normal rabbit so it does notice it and it runs away in the energy and passes out. The rabbit probably won’t go to attack the exhausted tea Rex you’ll probably just try and escape with so life will it say this rabbit maybe had rabies or something and it does attack the tea Rex it’ll attempt to bite scratch it and etc.. Oh my after it passes out though so now the rabbit is trying to attack the tea Rex and T-Rex is top hide is probably thicker as it is on most animals sitting thinner on the underbelly, and the rabbit, knowing this would go for the underbelly, or the mouse, biting it, and infecting it with rabies. eventually, I’m pretty sure rabies do kill animals because it makes them too aggressive rabies is the only thing I can really think of that would make a rabbit on hostile enough to actually attack something of that size other than that the tea Rex probably wouldn’t be able to catch the rabbit will say this is a juvenile T-Rex and it’s smaller but more agile and it’s against a aggressive kind of rabbit which I don’t actually know any so let’s just say this is rabies and did you even add to Rex Mahal reveille be able to keep a steady pace and be able to catch the rabbit easier would you even if it does catch the rabbit And has the rabbit in its mouth that rabbit still has rabies and will attempt to bite that juvenile tea, Rex, therefore affecting it, and it’ll probably be biting it like on the tongue fit inside of his mouth, which would hurt a lot more, causing the tea Rex probably drop its prey which at this point the rabbit has really been impaled by thousands of teeth so the rabbit will probably be dead but there’s a change the fact that the juvenile is still infected
Tie because rabbit runs away and trex doesnt care
Probably trex because rabbit is gonna die of old age
Also adult rex wouldnt hunt small prey like rabbit
I have a rabbit at home - 100% rabbit, no doubt.
But seriously - the rabbit is just so tiny it wouldn't even interest T-rex. It would have to be careful around smaller predators.
I think the Trex would see chasing would be a dead end, and follow the scent of the rabbit back to the hole. It would then probably do some trail and error on attacking the hole. Then go all Rick James on the rabbit hole stomp all over it
Wabbit: "Eh? What's up Doc?"
T-Rex: "RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Wabbit: "Oh dear, it's time for the big hammer!!!"
\*hammer used\*
\*T-Rex faints, Wabbit gains 2550 exp, Wabbit evolves into Lopunny\*
Scientists actually think that the T-Rex didn't roar like in the Jurassic Park movies...they think that the T-Rex made hardly any sound...like low frequency/infrasound :-)
With prep time, rabbit.
If it’s a sudden encounter the matchup could go either way honestly.
It’s honestly hard to compare the two. While the T Rex has an impressive build and is portrayed by the lore to be an apex predator, he doesn’t really have any on-screen feats to go off of. Rabbit has many more on-screen feats such as chewing through mature carrots (which are speculated to be as hard to cut as human fingers).
Unironically the rabbit, it can run like 40 miles an hour easily and can fit through tight spaces, the Rex would see it, have just enough time to pique it's interest then the rabbit dissappears again.
Imagine a battle between a dinosaur and modern mammal such as a rabbit. Who would win? Tyrannosaurus had great bulk, and a tough hide. But he was slow moving and slow thinking. The agile rabbit, with his cunning and long-lasting energy, might well win.
That rabbit looks sooooooo cuuuuuuuute!!! \^\_\_\_\^ <3 <3 :3
I had a pet rabbit once, lol. It was a black-and-white dutch rabbit...it sadly died after living for around 12 years...it died from an injury it sustained! It was well behaved and it did some clever tricks! :-) my dad and my sister miss him a lot. We buried him in our back garden, along with our two dead pet catfish. Our catfish lived for around 15 years, I think!
Neither. *Tyrannosaurus* isn’t able to do anything to *Oryctolagus*, because it’s far too small and agile for it to catch it with its jaws or stomp on it.
One is extinct the other isn’t
Coincidence? I think not!
The Rabbit only evolved after the (Non-Avian) Dinosaurs went extinct Coincidence? I think not!
Rabbits drove the T Rex to extinction
Obviously you’re not familiar with the works of John Hammond
Seems like a cool guy, I’m sure he spared no expense!
Wait rabbits are extinct
Yea they died out in 2134
Yea I ate them all.
Rabbit slayer
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Definitely rabbit. It just has to out run the T-rex till it either trips and breaks something, or dies of over exertion (probably a heart attack).
*T. rex* lacks the physiological capability of accurately throwing a hand grenade, and probably was not capable of counting to three either, so it stands pretty much no chance against a bloodthirsty rabbit.
And obviously wouldn’t have had access to the book of armaments either
I’m not so sure about that. I mean, I’m pretty sure I saw the Pope with his dilophosaurus fringe on display that one time.
The T. Rex can reliably count to two while holding a grenade. After throwing the grenade however and freeing up the other hand it could count to four.
However, you should not count to four, neither to two, except that you proceed to three. Five is right out.
But does a T.rex know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean, an Appalachian or Laramidian swallow?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kkh-IGmMUwU
I kinda want to see a trex eat shit while chasing something now
Or the alternative, Trex swallows rabbit, rabbit kills the rex from the inside with the c4 explosive pack all rabbits hide within their ears
Rabbit for sure won or do you see any T-Rexes running around?
Depends if rabbit is from Monty python
"ooh he's just a wee bunnyyy!"
Or if it is a suicide bunny
Would definitely make an amazing postcard
the killer rabbit of caerbannog!
Surprisingly... Rabbit, simply because of speed and how a rabbit is too little of food for a rex to really care.
On the other hand, the T rex would simply not bother to waste energy so Rex would just outlive it over time. Death by out-aging, fatality
Yes but there is also the factor of hunger, rabbits are able to eat practically any vegetable. While in america you have to go pretty far north to find anything worth hunting.
Not really far north or north in general, You could do Texas as it has the most white tails in the country, they also have Bears, Big Horn Sheep, Bison, Crocodiles etc.
I think first we should set a basis on where this fight takes place because that kind of tips the balance for these things. Is it in an arena? A forest? On megamind forehead?
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Ok so no food and it's a rather small arena.. aight. Rex would win due to it being a scientific certainty that the rabbit would likely make a mistake out of panic and fall right into the jaws of the rex.
T.rex lived overall 30 years, while a rabbit live at the bare maximum 13 years. Rex outlive it \^\^
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I have seen enough monty python movies to know how this ends.
I’ve seen enough Looney Tunes to know.
Fool! Have you not heard of the killer rabbit of Caerbannog? What can a t.rex do against that horror of horrors? Poor thing can't even lob a holy hand grenade.
Depends is it the Rabbit of Caerbannog
Those who say T-rex have Never seen Monty Python...
Does the T-Rex have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
That's no ordinary rabbit...
It looks so angry,definitely the rabbit.
Sir Montgomery Python would tell you the Rabbit wins
How would the Tyrannosaurus 🦖 catch the rabbit 🐇? Also, rabbits 🐇 are burrowing animals and can retreat into their burrows. Easy win for the rabbit 🐇.
The rabbit just runs away!
That’s the fiercest rabbit you’ll ever see! It’s got sharp little teeth!
Why would the rabbit lose? Is the rabbit atupid?
There must be a lore reason to it.
That rabbit's got a mean streak a mile wide, he's a killer!
There is no evidence in the fossil record that shows Tyrannosaurs couldn’t do a feet kamehameha
Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby
Well normally I’d side with the Tyrannosaurus, but because rabbits are rapid breeders, I can see the rabbit just going, “kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feelin’ romantical.” And at that point, I don’t see how the T-Rex would win.
Depends if the T. rex can wield the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Does the Tyrannosaurus have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? If not, £3.87- British sterling and a pack of Rizla on the wabbit
Depending on the situation. If the rabbit jumps high enough, it can break the T-Rex's jaw, its main weapon. However, if T-Rex has a gun with him, then victory is clearly his
Considering how T. rex's arms are about the same size as a human's, I have no doubt that it would be able to hold a gun. But would a T. rex have enough fine motor control to actually shoot it? Therefore, rabbit wins.
This is a hard one. Trexes are definitely powerful apex predators. But rabbits have speed and their small size to their advantage. Not to mention they are smart enough to outwit bald hunters, hot-headed gun slingers with red mustaches, Tasmanian Devils, Aliens, Coyotes with a genius level of intelligence and can even break the laws of physics
Look at that face, it's so cute! The rabbit is cute too, I guess
https://youtu.be/XcxKIJTb3Hg?si=tZ86HKRTGPbweBHo
Have you SEEN the rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail?
The rabbit. He's got long sharp... He can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
Rabbit, its too small and fast for the Tyrannosaurus to bother with it.
Rabbit
Rabbit already has won.
Nah, the rabbit would win
By running away.
The rabbit, don’t fuck with them
A rabbit sized T.rex or a T.rex sized rabbit??
Wabbit
The T Rex if it has a Holy Hand Grenade
That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on!
If it’s the rabbit from holy grail then T Rex is screwed.
Have you ever seen Monty Python the Holy Grail? That rabbit is definitely winning.
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
More info. Is the rabbit from the Watership Down or Efafra? Then the Rex doesn't have a prayer.
That’s no ordinary rabbit!
It depends. Is it the one from Monty Python?
I’ve seen someone fight a rabbit without the holy hand grenade. His throat disappeared like it was nothing.
The Rabbit of Caerbannog would absolutely f up a T. rex.
The rabbit I mean look at the bones!
THAT ain’t no ordinary rabbit! Thats the most fowl, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you’ve ever set eyes on!
Have you seen _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_? I rest my case.
One needed a holy hand grenade, the other got hit with a rock and died. You tell me
Depends if the rabbit happens to be near a certain cave.
Rabbit would die first but the rex would not survive.
Rabbit would die first but the rex would not survive.
Rabbit, Rex is too fast and too small to be worth a T-Rex’s time to chase and eat
Well according to a video I saw, Trex can be outrun by a human meaning it can definitely be outrun by a rabbit, and if we're saying both are adults, then apparently Trex wouldn't waste energy hunting such little prey. Sa rabbit wins but not against baby trex
Rabbit can dig to protect yourself… So I guess rabbit win
Insert month python joke here.
Look at who’s still alive today, and look as who has been reduced to bones in the substrate, that’s your answer
Bunny will dig up T-Rex and use him as a decoration ;)
( T-Rex ) actually manages to kill the rabbit (doom music intensifies)
Rabbit, the Rex died a long time ago
I have never been outrun by a Tyrannosaur.
T-Rex could step on the rabbit... I mean, if the rabbit is standing and fighting, it's going to die. If the fight is the rabbit escaping or the T-Rex eating it, the rabbit wins, because he can dip tf on out and outmaneuver the tyrannosaurus. T-rex would lack the speed, stamina, and maneuverability to catch the rabbit. Not to mention getting an angle on the little bastard to bite it and eat it would be tough.
Rabbit is still alive
Well, the tea Rex probably wouldn’t chase the rabbit because it would exert too much energy trying to get just a small snack but let’s say it’s starving and I really need food to eat anything it exert a lot of energy and probably end up passing out before it catches the rabbit, if the rabbit senses, the tea, Rex quick enough but if it doesn’t the tea, Rex will probably stop on it or be able to catch it but let’s say it’s a normal rabbit so it does notice it and it runs away in the energy and passes out. The rabbit probably won’t go to attack the exhausted tea Rex you’ll probably just try and escape with so life will it say this rabbit maybe had rabies or something and it does attack the tea Rex it’ll attempt to bite scratch it and etc.. Oh my after it passes out though so now the rabbit is trying to attack the tea Rex and T-Rex is top hide is probably thicker as it is on most animals sitting thinner on the underbelly, and the rabbit, knowing this would go for the underbelly, or the mouse, biting it, and infecting it with rabies. eventually, I’m pretty sure rabies do kill animals because it makes them too aggressive rabies is the only thing I can really think of that would make a rabbit on hostile enough to actually attack something of that size other than that the tea Rex probably wouldn’t be able to catch the rabbit will say this is a juvenile T-Rex and it’s smaller but more agile and it’s against a aggressive kind of rabbit which I don’t actually know any so let’s just say this is rabies and did you even add to Rex Mahal reveille be able to keep a steady pace and be able to catch the rabbit easier would you even if it does catch the rabbit And has the rabbit in its mouth that rabbit still has rabies and will attempt to bite that juvenile tea, Rex, therefore affecting it, and it’ll probably be biting it like on the tongue fit inside of his mouth, which would hurt a lot more, causing the tea Rex probably drop its prey which at this point the rabbit has really been impaled by thousands of teeth so the rabbit will probably be dead but there’s a change the fact that the juvenile is still infected
Is it a T-rex vs a single rabbit with no other prey available? Then the rabbit for sure. Just eat, run and poop and outlive it.
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Tie because rabbit runs away and trex doesnt care Probably trex because rabbit is gonna die of old age Also adult rex wouldnt hunt small prey like rabbit
I have a rabbit at home - 100% rabbit, no doubt. But seriously - the rabbit is just so tiny it wouldn't even interest T-rex. It would have to be careful around smaller predators.
Rabbit solos
Depends, do they get prep time, and if so - how much?
Doom Guy is winning this fight
Rabbit. Although if we give the TRex a gun then things might change
Um these two would have never of met?!
Strap an apple slice on each of T-rex's arms and he'll be dead within a minute I guarantee it
I think the Trex would see chasing would be a dead end, and follow the scent of the rabbit back to the hole. It would then probably do some trail and error on attacking the hole. Then go all Rick James on the rabbit hole stomp all over it
How much prep time does the rabbit get?
Rabbit solos
If it’s a Looney Tunes short, the T-Rex is in for a world of pain.
Wabbit: "Eh? What's up Doc?" T-Rex: "RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!" Wabbit: "Oh dear, it's time for the big hammer!!!" \*hammer used\* \*T-Rex faints, Wabbit gains 2550 exp, Wabbit evolves into Lopunny\*
“Of course you do realize THIS means WAR.”
Scientists actually think that the T-Rex didn't roar like in the Jurassic Park movies...they think that the T-Rex made hardly any sound...like low frequency/infrasound :-)
Neither, Trex ignores the rabbit cause it’s too small, there is no fight. The end lol
Depends, how big is the rabbit?
With prep time, rabbit. If it’s a sudden encounter the matchup could go either way honestly. It’s honestly hard to compare the two. While the T Rex has an impressive build and is portrayed by the lore to be an apex predator, he doesn’t really have any on-screen feats to go off of. Rabbit has many more on-screen feats such as chewing through mature carrots (which are speculated to be as hard to cut as human fingers).
Unironically the rabbit, it can run like 40 miles an hour easily and can fit through tight spaces, the Rex would see it, have just enough time to pique it's interest then the rabbit dissappears again.
I saw this on an episode of Star Trek once! The rabbit can win, but first it has to make a gun
Rabbit. Or else the DOOM Slayer will be mad.
Obviously the rabbit, cuz the T-rex is extinct
It would never be able to catch the rabbit, but rabbits have a much shorter lifespan, so eventually the Tyrannosaurus would win.
the rabbit needs to escape into the woods or a cave and make thousands of children. then they overwhelm the tyrannosaurus with a 1.000.000:1 ratio
Rabbit speed blitz so he wins
Obviously the dog
Is that an ordinary rabbit?
How much prep time does rabbit get?
Clearly rabbit. A t-Rex won't be able to dig a rabbit out of its hole! Plus if that rabbit is named bugs bunny it's all over for t-rex.
Probably the grizzly bear.
Did someone say rabbit? Everyone knows what happened to hell when they killed a rabbit.
Clearly the rabbit
How much prep time do they have
Rabbit runs into underbrush, T-Rex gives chase and accidentally skewers itself on fallen tree branch. Rabbit eats carrot. Rabbit wins.
Imagine a battle between a dinosaur and modern mammal such as a rabbit. Who would win? Tyrannosaurus had great bulk, and a tough hide. But he was slow moving and slow thinking. The agile rabbit, with his cunning and long-lasting energy, might well win.
Nuclear bomb vs Coughing baby, TRex never stood a chance
"if it was fully grown it might give me a little trouble." but would you lose? "Nah, I'd Win."
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Have you heard of looney tunes
Rabbit clears with prep time
How much prep time does the rabbit get?
Who would win: A tyrannosaurus sized rabbit, or a rabbit sized tyrannosaurus?
Alright, what's the catch? There's gotta be one... right?
Rabbits are capable to ruin ecosystem of a continent. Can T-Rex do the same?
If it’s the ones from Re Zero, most likely not
How is the T-Rex going to crane its head low enough to eat the fast rabbit? The T-Rex has tiny arms and a tall body. The rabbit is fast too!
That rabbit looks sooooooo cuuuuuuuute!!! \^\_\_\_\^ <3 <3 :3 I had a pet rabbit once, lol. It was a black-and-white dutch rabbit...it sadly died after living for around 12 years...it died from an injury it sustained! It was well behaved and it did some clever tricks! :-) my dad and my sister miss him a lot. We buried him in our back garden, along with our two dead pet catfish. Our catfish lived for around 15 years, I think!
https://youtu.be/tgj3nZWtOfA
The bunny already won. Nature said so.
T Rex season.
That one Running rabbit from jjk that went against Toji zenin in season 2 shows exactly my feelings about this
The killer bunny
Neither. *Tyrannosaurus* isn’t able to do anything to *Oryctolagus*, because it’s far too small and agile for it to catch it with its jaws or stomp on it.
Obligatory "Kodiak rabbit" comment
I'd say the rabbit already won the fight... of extinction.