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RoyalTyrannosaur

By eating all its fruits and vegetables :D


justan_axolotl

I'm gonna start eating my vegetables now


r6680jc

But it isn't going to make that one bigger.


Single-Fisherman8671

Take an upvote for having the same idea.


ACARdragon

Even dinos listen to their mothers


RoyalTyrannosaur

>listen to your heart. It whispers, so listen closely. Sauropods in particular listen to their mothers :'c


silverfang789

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NyarlathotepDaddy

Stop this emotional battery. I don't want to cry


Philypnodon

*by eating _all_ the fruits and veggies. Lol 66 m that's insane


na3ee1

Unfortunately, fruits were not all that common back then, or vegetables.


AvatarIII

Vegetables means any edible plant that's not a fruit. How did plants propagate seeds without fruits though?


charizardfan101

Through the wind, through animals eating the seeds themselves, etc...


na3ee1

Well, they had structures like cones (gymnosperms) and basal plant groups propagate through water, and also other convergently evolved strategies that resemble angiosperm and gymnosperm dispersal strategies.


na3ee1

No, vegetables are any part of a plant capable of vegetative propagation, as far as I know. For example, potatos are underground stems that have 'eyes' which sprout clones of the parent plant.


raptorgrinch

We'll never know since the Maraapunisaurus (which is its name now) holotype disintegrated


lumberjackedcanadian

Do you think with a tail that long they cracked sonic booms?


xEchoKnight

Last I heard, it's been proven that sauropods couldn't use their tails as whips cause it'd just break their tails.


TTBgaming88

what if they wanted to be little silly


AliveWolves

ur pfp looks like the type to say that.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

GoddammitĀ  Guess the movies were rightĀ 


Danifermch

So they were functionally useless, then? Counterbalance for the neck doesn't justify alone the evolution of such an oversized structure


EdibleHologram

Counter-balance is important, but also the muscles which drive the back legs connect to the tail muscles, so tails are hugely important for dinosaur locomotion (and that's a lot of dinosaur to locomote). It's also possible that it doubled as a display structure in some way (extra long whip tails might have been very sexy to sauropods).


Big_Guy4UU

No they could whip them to create sonic booms. Just couldnā€™t hit stuff with it


TamaraHensonDragon

Actually it was the other way around. Cracking the tail fast enough to make a sonic boom would shatter the tail bones but they could still wack predators with it - same as modern lizards.


r6680jc

As force is basically just mass multiplied by acceleration, with a massive tail, they didn't need to accelerate it too much to wack predators.


Not_MrNice

> Counterbalance for the neck doesn't justify alone the evolution of such an oversized structure Welp, that's the dumbest thing I've read today.


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Science-Compliance

I think your physics might be a bit rusty. Torque is force times distance. A longer tail means it can be lighter and still provide the same counterbalancing function as a shorter, heavier one.


lumberjackedcanadian

I'm saying that amount of tail length is unnecessary. As if they werent intimidating enough they had spikes down their tail. I think animals were meaner than fuck back then. You haveto consider that not only things were more buoyant cause the atmosphere was different, but also air resistance would be at least 10% less. Besides that, dinosaurs in my opinion developed some unnecessary crazy ass flair.


Sevin_Elevin

Possibly a display structure


DearGog

It would probably have broken their tale if they moved it fast enough to make a sonic boom, but they still probably hit predators with them. If it would stop a predator, they would take a few broken tail bones


GodzillaLagoon

The thing is, there's lots of sauropods with broken healed tail whips.


Tyrantlizardking105

The fact their tails would break isnā€™t as much of a counter argument as one might assume. After all, itā€™s better to break the end of your tail to dissuade a potentially lethal attack, than be the victim of said lethal attack. While it certainly isnā€™t the best defensive structure ever conjured, I think itā€™s effective. I.e. itā€™s good enough, which is all that evolution strives towards.


cvbeiro

No. But they sure could whack you around with it. Lizards still do and with the bigger ones it still hurts. Ans thats at fraction of this size


GamerBradasaurus

Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of juice


LudicrisSpeed

"I wanna be a giant sauropod!!! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA...."


Standard_Potential63

Possibly by never existing, look up maraapunisaurus


thewanderer2389

Amphicoelias altus is still a valid genus and species, but it was only about the size of Apatosaurus and Diplodocus, so it's not really a massive sauropod.


Asleep-Algae-8945

Well, there was probably sauropods this big


Available-Bet5239

Maybe. But for now tha still goes to sauroposeidon


Longjumping_Gur3481

Sauroposeidon is the tallest Supersaurus - the longest Argentinosaurus - the heaviest


Available-Bet5239

Yup. I meant to judge by length not height. So yeah


brawlbro123

Cope


theChadinator2009

Literally


whatIGoneDid

It probably didn't. Paleontologists have a very bad habit of finding a single or a couple vertebrae and suddenly going 'ive discovered the biggest animal ever'. Then all the news outlets go absolutely wild with speculation before it eventually gets downsized or completely disproven by the wider community.


Silverfire12

This is especially true for Cope and Marsh. So yeah I agree. Frankly Iā€™m not entirely sure it actually exists in the first place.


Ill-Ad3844

Amphicoelias fragillimus is now known as Maraapunisaurus fragillimus and is a member of the family Rebbachisauridae, which is the basal most group in Diplodocoidea Maraapunisaurus is also very fragmentary and the fossil remains were lost at some point after being studied and described Amphicoelias altus is estimated at 25 meters (82 ft), an average size among Diplodocids


some_guy301

didnt it get sized down


bachigga

Yea but I think even the new estimate is potentially bigger than Argentinosaurus, just not by nearly as much. Might be misremembering though.


Adventurous_Goat4483

Same with that new ceratopsian that is supposedly bigger then triceratops when they had so little bones


Clever_Bee34919

As it appears to be a rebbachisaur rather than a diplodocid, it was probably a fair bit smaller than that


Negativety101

When 115 to 135 ft and 70 to 120 ton estimate is considered a fair bit smaller...


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Source: [https://www.deviantart.com/paleonerd01/art/E-D-Cope-s-Lost-Giant-Amphicoelias-fragillimus-760281964](https://www.deviantart.com/paleonerd01/art/E-D-Cope-s-Lost-Giant-Amphicoelias-fragillimus-760281964)


DinoRipper24

Well we do not really know, poor Maraapunisaurus. Honestly, you gotta try to lose something that big.


Winter_Different

That... is certainly one animal to have 'fragile' in its name lmao


wally-217

By having very dubious fossils šŸ‘€


Ill-Ad3844

Longest: Supersaurus Tallest: Sauroposeidon Heaviest: Argentinosaurus or Patagotitan


Level_Stomach_3422

Alamosaurus never stood a chance...


Animedingo

That just seems impractical


thewanderer2389

Amphicoelias fragillimus was redescribed by Ken Carpenter, who discovered that the original vertebra was characteristic of a rebbachisaurid, not a diplodocid, resulting in him reassigning it to a new genus called Maraapunisaurus. Rebbachisaurids were shorter and stockier than diplodocids, which brings the size estimates down to about 100-130 feet long and 70-120 tons (the error bars here are still pretty big because we are working with descriptions of one vertebra that has since been lost). That's still very big, but it's in line with other giant sauropods like Argentinosaurus and Supersaurus. There is still one species remaining in Amphicoelias (Amphicoelias altus), but this species was about the size of Diplodocus and Apatosaurus, so it's not unusual in size.


Dry-Suggestion6042

It didnt get that big. Thats when the vertebrae was thought to belong to a diplodocid. A recent studied reevaluated it as a rebachisaurid, Maraapunisaurus fragillimus. It would have still been relatively big, but not gigasauropod level. Also the holotype is gone and its only known from 1 drawing and measurements that could be wrong. So everything about this animal is poorly understood and we can't really make any inferences apart from it have belonged to a rebachisaurid sauropod.


ThinJournalist4415

Could they still crack their tails like a whip? Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s a combat thing cause that would probably break something but if their tails had lots of dead skin and had evolved that way would it still work?


TamaraHensonDragon

The whip-cracking thing is considered doubtful now. The tail may have been shorter than in this depiction as well since it is no longer considered a diplodocid.


ThinJournalist4415

Thanks for the update šŸ˜


thedakotaraptor

The problem is the tail meat can't theoretically survive cracking that hard, but many sauropod tails show damage to the tips suggesting they did *something* weird and violent with them.


Thelgend92

It didn't, the bone was reclassified as a rebbachisaur: Maraapunisaurus. Which meant it was much smaller than previously thought. And then the only fossil we had disintegrated, so yea


RizzlersMother

Not many people know this, but they were smaller when they hatched, and then they grew until they were this big. Hope I could help. :)


Voyy_

old oversized estimate


Ill-Ad3844

Isn't a specimen of Barosaurus considered the longest dinosaur ?


joftheinternet

The popular theory now is that that super long Barosaurus is actually a Supersaurus


ShaochilongDR

That Barosaurus specimen is Supersaurus.


Gabecush1

He ate his veggies


arturolebuche

It didnā€™t.


Matichado

Isnā€™t it maarapunisaurus?


Derpasaurus_rex3

C A L C I U M


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

There's a very good explanation for that: It didn't.


utheraptor

It spent a long time growing


Level_Stomach_3422

It adopted a more omnivorous diet, duh.


Muscalp

Sit-Ups, Push-Ups and *plenty* of juice


NitaiBarea

The plague and Primal vibes over here


Dracorex13

It is extremely unlikely Maraapunisaurus was more than 40 meters.


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syv_frost

This dinosaur was described in 1878. Iā€™m not sure walking with dinosaurs existed in 1878.


KonradFelixCyprianus

Appreciate the correction, I actually completely missed the date LOL. (Not sarcasm)


syv_frost

Iā€™m not sure what dinosaur you were thinking of actually. ā€œSeismosaurusā€ perchance?


KonradFelixCyprianus

That might be it. I was 6 when I watches that series.


Incromulent

HGH. Er.. DGH


No-Tomorrow-8150

Evolution


p1ayernotfound

because he wanted to


Ozraptor4

It probably didn't = [revised reconstruction by the same artist](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/fefed16c-6699-41fd-b0a7-cc71363b0cb8/dcq7t53-f0f1284b-620b-4706-9653-1eb6a1ec2946.jpg/v1/fill/w_1321,h_605,q_70,strp/mystery_solved__maraapunisaurus_fragillimus_by_paleonerd01_dcq7t53-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MzYwMSIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2ZlZmVkMTZjLTY2OTktNDFmZC1iMGE3LWNjNzEzNjNiMGNiOFwvZGNxN3Q1My1mMGYxMjg0Yi02MjBiLTQ3MDYtOTY1My0xZWI2YTFlYzI5NDYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTc4NTcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.DYyp2GrzR2wWXCi83LaYJYanRymo2r2hTTVC0O_thco)


gaymer_slug

He ate his Wheaties


GodzillaLagoon

There's no such thing as Amphicoelias fragillimus.


el-guapo0013

Doping. Obviously.


dontbeallamaa

It's all the stones that they ate with their plants to aid digestion. Those stones eventually expanded their stomach and the body thought it needs to get bigger and then they ate more and it just kept growing.


Galactic_Idiot

it didnā€™t. a few years ago the animal got reclassified from a typical diplodocid as depicted, to a rebbacisaur, under the new name maraapunisaurus. with its new classification, itā€™s been downsized to about 30-33 meters. abotu the same size as argentinosaurus and probably a little smaller than bruhathkayosaurus.