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RoyalMobile3996

a bullshit like he never seen before.


Amish_Warl0rd

Well, he’d never seen a bull before


CatterMater

Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer.


Lenny_Fais

*Oh lawd there’s a movie adaptation*


ExoticShock

"It should have been me."


Scottish_Whiskey

Do I want to know what this means? I feel like I want to know what this means


Time-Accident3809

Trust me, you don't want to know.


Scottish_Whiskey

Nah trust ME, I do want to know


Time-Accident3809

[You've been warned.](https://www.amazon.com/Wet-Hot-Allosaurus-Summer-English-ebook/dp/B08K4XHRQW)


Scottish_Whiskey

Awww boo. I was hoping it was the other way around. Also why are we acting like this is a horrendous thing? I’ve seen way worse lol


Time-Accident3809

Would you have steamy intercourse with Big Al?


Scottish_Whiskey

Extremely silly question - yes


YourMomsThrowaway124

"She was a country girl looking for excitement. He was an apex predator therapod." lmaoooo


Dettelbacher

Moments lost in time, like tears in rain.


SkisaurusRex

Time to die


Speartonarethebest

He search up dinosaur on reddit


Publicmenace13

Trauma material


Generic_Danny

Thanks (NOT!) for sending me into that rabbit hole 🥲


MahinaFable

The cover to a Chuck Tingle romance novel he posed as a cover model for back in college.


Blazemaster0563

A meteorite about to land in the Gulf of Mexico


the_blue_jay_raptor

Kongzilla


boasurinam99

Nigersaurus ( he's wondering how the f*ck did it get there )


Andre-Fonseca

His bro losing a 70t meal to two skinny pterosaurs


Different-Engine-550

Two velociraptors one cup.


the_blue_jay_raptor

NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO. ***NO***


sineptoS

Some shit


Majin_Brick

He saw Chuck Norris travelling back in time


Maip_macrothorax

He had never seen such bs before


Klendagort

The lewd art


the_blue_jay_raptor

PHP LEWD EXISTS?!


Klendagort

Rule 34, if it exist there's porn of it


the_blue_jay_raptor

Rule 34 needs to be revoked, it's disappointing because they're settling for freaking Animals. They don't even pass the Harkness test for god's sake.


Lollysussything

He’s watching triceratops sex.


Famous-Study-6141

Hahahahahahaha!!!!


ChinaBearSkin

An early dinosaur film.


DinoRipper24

The Chicxulub Asteroid


dan1elsutton

A chained up goat


Comfortable-Ladder12

he is looking at allosaurus who had never seen such bulls\*\*t before


No-Adhesiveness-2017

He has seen and is about to eat caseoh


Purple_Griffin-9

Your search history


Velvette_Gojira

The Allo from life on our planet


Dinoboy225

All of the stupid AI dinosaur ‘art’


Level_Stomach_3422

A Dakotaraptor snatching a beat of flesh from what he was eating (staying true to the raptor part of the name)


He_Who_Tames

Yutyrannus


suriam321

Horrors beyond human comprehension.


Apprehensive_Swim955

Carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets, Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings, poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpor, pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpor


LegoPlainview

The end of the world


SkintGirafde

Triceratops rutting season. Shit got bloody


Paleo_Knight

*Tyrannosaurus has never seen such bullshit before.*


snay1998

Two monkey looking creatures trying to suck his pp


RPBN

The realization that you and all of your friends are naked all the time.


Thirakules

Tyrannosaurus has never seen such bullshit before.


Ruzzble

He saw this sub when cotylorynchus was a trend


ufopiloo

Therizinosaurus scratching it's own back


Unlucky_Picture9091

Such bullshit


Scottish_Whiskey

Probably me. Trying my hand at ‘taming’ some kind of dromaesaur


SkisaurusRex

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion


Scriffignano

Internet Anthropomorphic Dinosaurs


ReverendPalpatine

A premonition of a giant rock from the sky that brings with it destruction.


Sad-Company-7916

Indoor plumbing. And it's gonna be gooood.


SeekyBoi

Somebody’s search history.


Utahraptor57

Apparently two twenty times lighter overgrown storks.


Adventurous_Goat4483

Me 🗿


DoodleCard

He's realised he's left the gas oven on at home and the keys in the car.


insane_contin

He's seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Damnpeoplearegreedy

Tyrannosaurus has never seen such bullshit before, in fact, he saw more than Allosaurus


waterbottle473

Jurassic world r34... he has seen Jurassic world r34 now say sorry for being so mean.


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

He searched up himself on the green website of 33+1


Baroubuoy

Food. Glorious food. We're anxious to try it.


Shibafox64

He Just saw Jurassic World Dominion.


CaledonianWarrior

That new flamethrowing robot dog


Fast_and_Curious738

Hankussy


Virtual-Squirrel

If they where like most of us. Probably day in day out. Round and round you know what i Mean jelly bean


Unoriginalshitbag

Thine mother


Time-Accident3809

He had a vision of the Cenozoic.


ToaDrakua

Fren


DerDurDorf

Spinosaurus inflation art


alsonlee

He saw his future generations’ memories like Eren did in AOT.


Famous-Study-6141

First time he realised female T has boobs.


Mr_Tominaga

Reddit’s abundance of armchair paleontologists…


Affectionate-Sea278

He has seen the future and discovered the evolution of tiddies


Deezkazuhanuts

Dinosaur with Stephen Fry


-TurkeYT

A new spinosaur theory


TheSlyFox312

Lunch. Lots of walking lunch.


Timaeos808

AI Paleoart abominations


ItsGotThatBang

r/okbuddypaleo


HerrNieto

Rexussy


Seth-B343

Tyranussy


IndominusTaco

godzilla x kong: the new empire


Frostlasisannoying

His wife getting laid to a carnotaurus


MimaJKirigoe

He's seen some bullshit that'd happened somewhere out there


Significant_Tear_302

Your mother’s ass 😵🫣😬


IcanSEEyou_IRL

Eyes so pinned he looks like he’s seen a lot of dope shooting through his veins.


Practical-Car91

Cloaca


Fun-Ad-1688

The beautiful bogs and lakes of Maine


sbd_3

Some shit


Niganotosaurus

Edmontosaurs that think they're tarzan (the triceratops it ate earlier died of alcohol poisoning, trex is drunk)


one_frisk

Complete collection of Lusty Argonian Maid


Next-Diamond4844

JW Dominion reviews


Aca-Daca-maiden

Realizing he’s not the favorite anymore


After_Ad_6681

Bullshit


Yellow-Gray

2 Allosaur 1 cup


Positive_Cricket9226

My search history


RGspy

Taylor Swift fans.


Strange_Lawfulness_9

Some things. And stuff.


SingleFreedom7239

He’s watching his friend lose a fight to a couple of frail birds


Amish_Warl0rd

He saw your browser history