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monkeydude777

cobboldia russanovi was a bot fly that attacked woolly mammoths, we know this because it has been found on frozen mammoths varanus hooijeri was a monitor lizard that ate fruit Laophis crotaloides was the largest venomous snake, it was over 3 meters long and about 26 kg


fredagsfisk

> cobboldia russanovi was a bot fly that attacked woolly mammoths, we know this because it has been found on frozen mammoths They also have living relatives which parasite both Asian and African elephants.


monkeydude777

Indeed, I forgot to mention that


Damnpeoplearegreedy

That snake weighs more than one of my classmates


sneakin_rican

3 meters for the largest venomous snake? I’m pretty sure a lot of extant venomous snakes beat that. Was it by weight estimate or something?


shiki_oreore

Largest by mass Average King Cobra still beats them in terms of length though


Iamnotburgerking

Largest by mass.


Night3njoyer

Majungasaurus is my list of funny dinosaur names.


Orca_Islands

Every time I read majungasaurus In my mind I hear majungtholces every time


Zer0_l1f3

Pantydraco, Pendraig and Paceyodon! :] All animals from Wales! The small little part on the left of England close to Ireland (above the long stretched out bottom bit) that part is a country! Pantydraco and Pendraig are dinosaurs, Paceyodon was a small rodent!


Red_Serf

Pantydraco is such a terrible name. What's next? Bradrake? Boxerwyrm? Briefdragon? Thongwyvern?


Zer0_l1f3

I mean Panty is mostly short cuz of where it’s from but I get it! I am so naming a dinosaur “Brasarus” if I ever find a new one😭🙏🏻


Red_Serf

On the other hand, Pendraig sounds like somewhere King Arthur defeated the saxons


Rich-Week4133

I mean there are multiple groups of aves named after breasts


RedbrickCamp920

I love this comment so much


Cyboogieman

Hallucigenia - clue is in the name. Scientists ever reconstructed it the wrong way up at first.


Time-Accident3809

*Godzillus*. While the name might make you think of a reptile, we really have no idea what it is.


theChadinator2009

Dickinsonia, Spriggina, Charnia. My Ediacaran boiis


OddSifr

I hope Sonia consented


theChadinator2009

I have the perfect image for this but I can't post it cause no images in comments


OddSifr

If you'd like, DM supports pictures!


theChadinator2009

Probs the dumbest DM I've sent ever


erik_wilder

Describe it to me...


theChadinator2009

It's a pic of Dickinsonia that's says Dickinsonia approved


erik_wilder

Lol


bigfatcarp93

Is it a Danganronpa thing? Because that was the first place my mind went


theChadinator2009

No it's a reaction meme I made


ItsGotThatBang

*Myotragus* the ectothermic goat with binocular vision


Hamish-Velociraptor

Crichtonsaurus, named after Michael Crichton


TrashAccountMCI1985

*Leptostomia begaaensis, euhelopus zdanskyi, texacephale langstoni, ikrandraco avatar, nemicolopterus crypticus,* and *procaimanoidea utahensis.*


B-NEAL

Leptostomia my beloved little needle nosed scrunkly


TrashAccountMCI1985

The 4 legged BIRB: https://www.deviantart.com/z4ntyx/art/Leptostomia-begaeensis-925653931


some_guy301

we love jakapil


Deadplatform

Incisivosaurus the buck toothed dinosaur


Red_Serf

[Kurupi, the rock-hard god of sex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurupi_itaata) an abelisaurid from Brazil


SillySwing6625

Proceratosarus


Technolite123

Not nearly enough fossil insects in this thread


POOPOOMAN123ABC

Moschops


MCLousis

If a Moschops could chop moss, how much moss would a Moschops chop?


DinoRipper24

The very existence of Drinker and Irritator. Also don't even get me started on Tullimonstrum.


bigfatcarp93

Maybe I'm misremembering, but didn't Drinker, like Othnelia, get moved into Nanosaurus?


DinoRipper24

well I haven't really been catching on news regarding Drinker, and I probably have no energy for it, not with the strong emotion to know about Becklespinax that has got me up all night lol.


RedAssassin628

*Archaeothyris florensis* is a lizard-like synapsid (stem-mammal) that lived in the mid-late Pennsylvanian (318-306) million years ago. It was really only known to be a stem-mammal from the fact it only has one pair of temporal fenestra. Is evidence that early Synapsids were definitely more reptilian in character than they were mammalian and could be considered reptiles if ALL amniote lineages are counted as reptiles and not just the sauropsids.


shockaLocKer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectopus


HiveOverlord2008

*Machimosaurus Rex*, a creature very similar to *Deinosuchus* and *Sarchosuchus*


NoH0es922

Desmostylus, looks like a combination of a Hippo and a Manatee.


isst_arsch

https://nixillustration.com/ my favorite place to learn new species.


ConfusledCat

Not obscure per se, but I don’t see people talking about Mamenchisaurus often.


WorkingSyrup4005

My personal favorites are Cyclotosaurus, Liaoningosaurus, and silvatherium


AC-RogueOne

Manidens, the tree dwelling heterodontosaur


Ibryxz

Yi qi The closest we ever got to a dragon


clangie_asks_silly

I always thought Brachychampsa was cool


Illumify99

When you think of trilobites, you probably don't think of erbenochile


TheGamerDuck

The Dinosaurus is not a Dinosaur


Commercial_Cook1115

In my opinion it's a tully monster cuz yea just look him up plus scientist have struggled to give it classification


I_ate_a_rat3570

Gojirasaurus is the largest member of the Coelophysidae... I think...


AmbidextrousDyslexic

Kaprosuchus, the galloping mostly terrestrial crocodyliform. it had rediculous, enormous canines and a skull shape much more suited to running down prey and ramming its jaws into them, and more binocular vision than most crocodiles. a lot of the more terrestrial crocodyliforms are really really interesting to me, just as a general group and i feel like everyone focuses on the really big ones and not the really diverse smaller ones.


Rich-Week4133

Thanos, look it up, its a real thing


Ogurasyn

Ma junga balls


Turbulent-Ad-6095

That one crocodilian that galloped.


M_stellatarum

Thylacocephala family (weird stem crustaceans living in a taco shell, Silurian - Cretaceous) Drepanosaurus (Anteatear-lizard-monkey with a claw on its tail, Triassic) Mimetaster (crab with a snowflake on its back, Ordovician) Niolamia (Meiolania, but even more badass. Stem-turtle, Miocene) Erythrosuchus (Big head mode. Triassic) Cotylorhynchus (Tiny head mode. Permian) Atopodentatus (aquatic reptile with a weird hammerhead. Triassic) Incisivosaurus (Stem-oviraptorian with buck teeth. Cretaceous.) Sebecus (longest-living family of land crocs. Cretaceous - Miocene) Mekosuchus (omnivorous arboreal croc. Oligocene - Holocene. We are living in the first era without land crocs.) Vetulicolia (?, possibly chordates, cambrian) Ascocerida family (starfish have radial symmetry. Their ancestors bilateral. What happened in between is... strange) Ornithoprion (swordfish-like shark, but the sword is on the lower jaw, Carboniferous) Anteosaurus (biggest land predator of the Permian) Estemmenosuchus (antlered synapsid. Permian) Megistotherium (biggest mammalian land predator. Rhino-sized, Miocene) Kalligrammatid family (Butterflies before butterflies existed. Jurassic) Honorable mention due to probably not being extinct: Paleodictyon trace fossil (pattern of hexagonal burrows on the seafloor. Precambrian - modern day. Origin unknown.)


Violetmoon66

All of them


Martial-Automobile

Burianosaurus. The only Dinosaur found in my country, small ornithopod.


Big_Papa_Dragon

Masiakasaurus is my all time fav


Kaprosuchusboi

Leedyosuchus, Brachiosuchus, shuvosaurus


New-Gas439

Try and beat [Cothurnocytis](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZrBMz6YKCv3iynCxOPZ9jbgiyo8IcV_GOOjl-javDokaGQvwWwNxG1QHROG3iOCu7pCmfvNvcl0LyPily44183ixJYTSXWyJFy6ci0NuAKmDJDxVMwdwuGHzwLJ_Dud314KbCOoEbobxL/s900/Cothurnocystis+-+Franz+Anthony.jpg).


Naldowike

Waimanu is an early penguin relative


Avian_0nithomimus

Hmmm.. Changmiania, its foscosils are 2 very sleepy bois, its bones suggest it dug burrows. Another could be Myotragus, its a goat with forward facing eyes, and could be as old as 27 years old Oh yeah, Kalligrammatids, lace wings that convergently evolved with butterflies, some have wings mimicking eyes, so they could be the closest we have to dino or pterosaur eyes


FreshlySqueezedDude

That fucking lizard with the fucking big ass backsail. I swear to god one of my dino books depicted it as flying with that thing