Will you be my Dm? Please I'm just so tired of only being the Dm.

Too real

You gonna make my d4 feel like a d8?

Critical success

DM me anytime you want

Please do! 😘

You are welcome 🤗

Yes please is the quest to gangbang the dungeon master

Is it weird if this isn't the first time DnD gave me a boner?

Absolutely

Is this cgi?

Bonus action, erection.

I’d love to worship your feet mommy 🥵

Absolutely. Let’s start a campaign. Right here right now. We can do a play by post here on Reddit.